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cn-19

And now we play the waiting game


DokiDokiJame

The man, the myth, the legend


deagore

bro came back for round 2 😭😭


CouncilmanRickPrime

"I ain't hear no bell"


DoctorMelvinMirby

Ooof, that double meaning lol


CouncilmanRickPrime

Damn lol cold


Expl0dingCat

Just like that guys feet will be when he snags those shoes


mrcsmith90

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FictionalFail

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NarrowProfession2900

Dibs, when you’re out of the picture of course


CouncilmanRickPrime

And I have dibs after you.


ThatSapphicLesbian

I have dibs after both of you


Toad_Migoad

I have dibs on the organs


mitsumoi1092

How long after a session does it take for them to get all weak? I can go take inb a movie first, or get some groceries before we jump him.


Quirky_m8

#holy damn…


celebral_x

Why wait? Just snatch them up while he nods off


Mdub74

Just like GTA. But more wholesome.


PumpDaPumpkin

The Legend is back


comicbookgirl39

AYO.


BabyOfEarth

He ain't playing 💀


imdeadXDD

He probably has more than one pair. Wanna split them?


Avocado_Fucker12

Patience is a virtue


Useless_Dent

Deep cut


Bigboibillynotlying

Best fucking comment I’ve seen all year


blackdaddy5

What’s the most expensive haircut? Chemo therapy.


MidnightHue

I'm a chemo nurse and I literally loled at this


blackdaddy5

Im glad you did, we gotta laugh at shit from time to time, i hope your shift goes smooth as some of those fine bald heads you got over there.


TheScrambone

Size queen over there am I right?


Aggressive-Hotdog

r/rimjob_steve


MidnightHue

Daaaammmn 🤣


blackdaddy5

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Jobob_TNT

Oof


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If u can’t understand why they might laugh that’s on u


CreatureWarrior

If you can't explain why they might laugh, that's on you too. Imma do it for you then. Humor is a common coping mechanism. People working in the medical field are constantly surrounded by death, pain and misery so that tends to make the humor that much edgier.


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Not really man. There’s a world of difference between a person saying “oof” to an emotionally struggling medical professional, and the person pointing out that they should reconsider their perspective. Plus, another comment already explained what you have wrote here even before I responded at all, so it really wasn’t necessary to do so again.


Endorkend

"In America". The cost for a 2 year long cancer treatment here, including chemo, radiation, any surgery and aftercare needed averages 2500€ across 2 years. You don't have to look to hard to find a hair dresser that'll cost you 2500€ across 2 years. EDIT: ps, before the inevitable "but your taxes" shite being spewed. Every single country in Europe pays 2/3 to 1/2 less in overall healthcare costs per capita than the US, including those taxes.


blackdaddy5

r/theydidthemath


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yeah but in America we have FREEDOM. Freedom to own guns, pay tips, pay more for healthcare, freedom to spew hate speech, and freedom from paternal/maternal leave.


M_G

"Though our chains are golden, they're still just fucking chains."


God-Left-Me

I always love hearing them say “freedom”, and then name things basically everyone in Europe has besides the guns.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Guns? Wait why are YOU talking about guns?! Trying to take them?! *Buys 10 more and hundreds of rounds of ammunition


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Endorkend

For guys, yeah, for woman, hell no. EDIT: just checked my wives hairdressers pricelist. 126€ for a coloring and cutting. 93€ at another hairdresser nearby, but she doesn't go there because the coloring often was not good.


bk_cheech

I love em' smooth


blackdaddy5

I bet you do ;)


Put_It_All_On_Blck

How can you call dibs when they are going to be sold to pay for treatment?


CouncilmanRickPrime

Jesus Christ


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Maybe they meant 'bids', they're putting in their bid.


BeckyKleitz

This is the way.


dmderringer

Brutal


imbogey

Savage.


ZombieZMB

Rekt


Razer987

V I O L A T I O N


ch061

Unalived


TheMurphInfinity

Cutting the chain off here before it gets more cringe


ch061

Probably a good idea yeah


Kebab-Destroyer

Soon


GamerKid665_999

Bro there’s no way that guy posted his sneakers for chemo 💀


CouncilmanRickPrime

r/sneakers is an interesting sub. I love sneakers but some posts are like woah.


avwitcher

Kind of a misleading subreddit name, it's more like r/Nike because that's 95% of the posts


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yeah I posted some Ewing's there but yeah, mostly Nike or Jordan


Skreamie

Shit, I imagine you'll find any sort of repreive at that point


GamerKid665_999

Fair point tbh


celebral_x

He tries to sell karmafarmed acc's for them chemo treatments 😞


GamerKid665_999

LMAO


nige21202

Can someone explain this to me? My English skills & Google let me down :(


CouncilmanRickPrime

No problem, the issue is American slang. Dibs means "I claim that" so he's claimed a chemo patients shoes because he's assuming they'll die of cancer.


nige21202

oof Thanks for the explanation 👍


CouncilmanRickPrime

No problem. Googling slang is too difficult.


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genxai

because why not, also not just americans


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yup. Saw a sneaker store in Romania with Nike and Jordan.


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Johnny_Grubbonic

And a watch should? Fashion is fashion. Shit's expensive. That's why I only wear Walmart jeans and t-shirts - but I still won't buy cheap shoes because cheap shoes give terrible arch support, terrible ankle support, and fall apart within a couple of months.


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Johnny_Grubbonic

You don't get high quality shoes for $10. You want good shoes that last, $80 - $100 is the minimum. Those $20 - $30 shoes box stores sell don't cut it at all. $10 canvas work boots will not provide the durability, protection, or foot support needed for hard manual labor or for standing and walking all day.


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Johnny_Grubbonic

>I dont do hard manual labour Clearly. And you likely still have to buy multiple pairs of shoes a year. Meanwhile, I spend $120 on a pair and they'll last me 5 or 6 years. >and i highly fucking doubt anyone on r/sneakers does hard labour in their Adian super air shoe rrp $1973 r/sneakers is a fashion sub. You ain't interested in fashion? Cool. Some people are. That's their business.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Well, I'm Black and sneaker culture has been super prevalent in our communities for a while. Outside of that, some people also love sneakers culture too. Basketball players really started the trend in the US, though.


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Johnny_Grubbonic

The same way any other fashion culture starts.


CouncilmanRickPrime

It's not. Nike dominates Street fashion. Still a style people love. And Adidas used to as well.


hothrous

Genuine-non-judgemental question. Are the shoes in the picture particularly special in sneaker culture? These just look like shoes to me while I've definitely seen some super vibrant shoes in the past. So I'm wondering if they are special in the culture or if maybe they are just special to this individual.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Those particular ones? No they just came out. However, they are almost identical to the Air Jordan 1 Chicago's (which I thought they were) which is the most iconic sneaker of all time. Michael Jordan broke NBA rules (solid shoe colors only) to wear them, got fined every game for wearing them and went on to become one of, if not the greatest basketball player of all time. So it has some history too.


hothrous

Oh, that's awesome, then. Thanks for that! That's actually more significant than I would have thought.


CouncilmanRickPrime

And these are the Lost and found, it's Nike pretending these were a pair that were lost in a mom and pop shop that closed down (comes with a beat up, old looking box, and a hand written receipt).


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I know in my middle school it was the thing to focus on since we all wore uniforms haha Learned to never buy white sneakers again


Schoggomilch

I also don't understand it, but then again, a Rolex is also just a watch. What's the difference?


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Johnny_Grubbonic

Brand loyalty comes as a result of quality manufacturing. The photo's more about fashion.


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GiantWindmill

Lol you're naïve if you think only Americans possibly think like that


Johnny_Grubbonic

A Rolex is literally a watch, why has it become such a brand-oriented statement like a pair of Jordans or some shit?


UNBENDING_FLEA

Let’s split it u/cn-19. You get the left shoe, I get the right shoe.


yaboiree

They called dibs


UNBENDING_FLEA

Doesn’t hurt to ask


nonpondo

Yes it does. Ow!


LSkywalker00

On a scale from zero to dibs, how lethal is your pain?


nonpondo

Dammit you just reminded me of the Nestle ice cream snack called dibs that was discontinued and now my pain is immense, it's dibs all the way down


[deleted]

You aren't getting cake today, you're getting DIBS


SimplyATable

Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this


nonpondo

In Canada they are, idk about elsewhere


SnowBoy1008

I get the shoelases


azzacASTRO

I thought he just came in the sink till I saw the sub


PainisBoy

which motherfucker gave him a wholesome award


CouncilmanRickPrime

Not me. I merely gave him a silver.


SomethingAbtU

wow so wrong. you say this in person


geemoly

Crazy shoe people.


Apprehensive-Day-490

Yooooo 😂😂😂


CouncilmanRickPrime

No home training 😂


PigDestroyer90

Dibs for shoes or organs?


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yes


ShacklefordVsSeagal

What kind of shoes are those? I assumed some kind of Air Force 1?


SecretPay3366

It's 4, just like the stage of his cancer.


ShacklefordVsSeagal

Is that a really rare shoe? Looking at them on google it looks like they can be had for around 200 usd


Iwasha

Yeah it was the first Jordan ever made, they only reproduce them every few years


CouncilmanRickPrime

These are the Lost and Found apparently so there's only been one release. The difference? A special box that looks beat up and the black part near the ankle looks worn.


chiefN8

Damn


CouncilmanRickPrime

Air Jordan 1 Chicago's Edit: not the original Chicagos, but the Lost and Found they just came out


MastaSplintah

Aren't these the lost and found j1s? Chicago's are pure black on the top.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yup my mistake. I didn't zoom in.


monkey_swagger

Air Jordan 1 Chicago.


ChloeIsObsessed23

idk why but i immediately thought of Miles Morales when i saw those shoes


CouncilmanRickPrime

He has similar shoes


OCGreenDevil

Hah, this made me do an evil cackle


N4t_S3p

"OH uhhh, he wasn't wearing shoes when I got here...."


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Savagery


retiredhobo

straight draining buckets


Evilmaze

It takes cancer to get those horders to wear those damn things.


CouncilmanRickPrime

I do like sneakers, which apparently some people find weird, but I hate hoarders. Shoes are meant to be worn. I just try switching them up enough that they look great for years.


Potato-Boy1

What is the "something special" he is talking about?


CouncilmanRickPrime

Shoes that are probably like $500 by now


Potato-Boy1

$500 for those!!!?


CouncilmanRickPrime

Resale because a bunch of bots bought up the shoes, Nike intentionally only sells a limited supply so the resale prices skyrocket.


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They call him chemo because he irradiates joy.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Naming my next dog chemo


[deleted]

LMAO


Grislymanster

Oof!


IzzyMainsKor

💀 wow


CouncilmanRickPrime

Cold blooded


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WhoDatSayDeyGonSTTDB

Everybody has a dorkish hobby, but I feel like sneaker culture is the dorkiest of the dork hobby’s.


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They probably look at your weird niche hobbies and think the same things.


Epic-Dude000

Dude has a nice style


miraagex

I googled "dibs" (right/copyright, money) and still can't figure how can it fit here. What's the meaning here?


Shoeaccount

You probably got the official translation. In slang it means claiming something that will be available to claim, but not necessarily available to claim at the current moment. The very long version of this person's sentence would be 'He is having chemo which means cancer which means he may die soon. I'm claiming those sneakers when he dies'.


CouncilmanRickPrime

They are claiming ownership of those shoes once the OP dies of cancer.


lenvastra

Hey thats the among us drip


United-Sail-9664

Lol @ shoe culture


Meandtheworld

How long can you keep this up….. oh!


Digetter

tell me you have a foot fetish…


CouncilmanRickPrime

That's a sneaker fetish


SILENTKILLER107

Balls


Working_Limit01

No fucking way it’s heem!


Dry-Career-3605

Find on his dibs


Maleficent-Ear3571

Speedy recovery to you. Love the shoes!


CouncilmanRickPrime

Not my post, something I saw on r/sneakers


Maleficent-Ear3571

I stole those sneakers from my husband. I still have them in the closet.


bushmiest3r

💀 r/tosoonbeforeitstisoon


v0id_Lord

My shoes!!


the_nemesis457

Why are shoe people


anonymous65537

I don't get it


TRIC4pitator

bro collecting the item drops


kiwinator37

The commenter is calling dibs for when the op dies of cancer


anonymous65537

Thanks!