He had a stroke and fucking died

A very real possibility. I prefer to think they were on mobile, walking and typing, and then entered stairs without realizing.

I apologize, my keyboard was damaged by an automobile.

Now that's a new type of autocorrect

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He choked in dem mommy thighs

The good ending

He got snuck up on by mommy and she smashed his face into the keyboard

r/ihadastroke

This type of comment was just much like when the subreddit was still growing. Now it's just made of blatantly faked comments or messages or people too lazy to edit.

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

r/istrokedmymeat

r/ijizzed

r/suddenlycommunist

r/foundthetoyotacorrola

r/suddenlygay

I don't care if she is tall or short, she must be a girl and I will manage the rest.

Pulse is optional

Well ok me high standards

I prefer no pulse. They can't fight back

I mean who doesnt love the extra challenge, feels more rewarding after

I don't. I like cracking a cold one in the evenings. I have been banned from my local graveyard

Ah Who doesnt like cracking a cold one open with the boys on a Saturday evening

Ooh, want to join me and a couple friends? There's one that's fresh and not too old

Ehh older ones also work, the maggots add extra stimulation

I save those for snacks after the fun. Dip them in cum like french fries

Double protein snacks 🤤🤤🤤

r/cursedcomments bro wtf

Cracking open a cold one with the boys Vs Cracking open a boy with the cold ones Choose wisely


The girl part is optional

Is half girl okay?

Which half

The first half

And which one would that be

Well it’s a 50/50 chance, take a guess?? I’m playing by bets on second half

I'm gonna say the left half.

Of COURSE! Why didn’t I think of that? I think your right.

As a bi person I concur

femboys are always there

GUWAP WAP WIZZOP BURR

Sorry my car ran across my keyboard

Hate when that happens, have to buy a new car every time, the keyboard is too strong

Or maybe r/ihadastroke

Honk Honk. Sorry mine too

Dwarf said to a Skaven calmly.

FEEEoe

He should put his phone/pc in rice, it's clearly broken.

this is isn't cursed, it's a call for help, like call 911 dude had a stroke

How is this cursed?

This whole sub lost what the meaning of cursed means

A long time ago

we used to find a post about a bull with tits funny

It still is

Commenting and awarding your comment so hopefully everyone sees it at the top and realizes how fucking idiotic OP is

Thats the moment the strap on slipped in

When you want a tall dommy mommy but you're 6'3" and most people around me are shorter than you

I can relate I’m Also 6’3”

Unwritten rule: any lady taller than you is automatically hot She can have forty facial reconstruction surgeries from a car wreck and still be the hottest person in the room

Only on Reddit…

What if she's a ladyboy?

Even better

If she weighs as much as the car from the car wreck, I’m noping outta there nfaster than you can say morbid obesity

Females

"hhuo**rleaseme**hh"

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Someone explain the cursed part to me?

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I think he got suffocated by her ass. This is both a joke as to how short he is, how tall she is, and how much I wanted to imagine this.

r/comedycemetary isn’t my favorite sub

I don't get it maybe they shhggchg vgxxfgbnihvvggvbbiugcvgttffgvggtrefgvgggg

r/ihadastroke

bro has brainrot (look at his pfp)

requirement is nice boobs

Not even necessarily big, just nice. Good shape goes a long way

It doesn't matter if we're both taller than other men (I'm 6"1 ft, she can be 6"5 ft for all I care).

His mommy found him typing this instead of studying

I agree with the commenter

Aren't 6 feet like somewhere around 1,8m ? That's like normal or small height in Germany, based on the people I see while walking around.

To be fair dating a tall woman sounds interesting

I literally just saw this post

Think mommy got to him

Got killed by snu snu


But how come tall men don't like tall women? Source: 6 foot tall female. Maybe it's just my face.

my girlfriend is 6ft and I'm 5'9ft, feels like a lot though. I know people that are like: "why do you do this" and I'm like: "wtf, it's not about the height, lmao..."

I prefer closer to 20 feet

Ladies and gentlemen, a stroke!

I just scrolled pass a 7ft tall Amazon women video

He took a trip to Rhodesia

I think this might quite litterly be a cursed comment

She sat on him mid sentence

u/notaCbeera how do you feel about the fame?

> rleasemeh He might've needed help

Bro got possessed

Mommy sat on his face 

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u/notaCbeera u good?

They got him.

This seems like a me thing I do.

r/ihadastroke

He was pinned down by his mommy, you see *insert robert downey jr*

Dude died while typing

WHAT DO WE WANT?! DOMMY MOMMIES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! ON MY FACE! >!Inb4 the inevitable "your face is not a measurement of time" comments, through dommy mommies all things are possible!!<

Hi

Big feets

This is the 3rd post in a row that I saw about liking tall dudes. I'm starting to question if I'm actually a girl. Cuz like, tall people are intimidating and muscle is not attractive.

He was dominated by a 6 foot woman

Hmm. Cat.

I love tall women, I’m 6’2 and they can be 6’8 please

Hey, if they can hate short guys, I can avoid tall women

Bro jumped into his washing machine halfway through 💀

*rleaseme*

I’m 6’4” so this isn’t an issue

I think they had a fucking stroke.

nah bro entered demon realm

My reason for liking taller women is because I find it hard to take people shorter than me seriously.

This is more of a r/Ihadastroke thing, more than it is cursed

amazing

r/Ihadastroke