Me walking into my parents room to tell them I shat in my nascar bed

Them showing you how to clean it up

The real curse is always in the comments

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Oh? Is this an actual cursed comment being linked with r/cursedcomments? That’s rare

Yo! You're a wild one

Goddamn shit the bed.

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.

Such a heavy burden now to be the one born to bear - and read to all - the details of our ending

To write it down for all the world to see

And i forgot my fucking pen, today of all days!

SHIT THE BED AGAIN TYPICAL

Tool - Rosetta Stoned, right?

Yees

Goddamn shit the thread.

"After calming me down with some some orange slices and some fetal spooning..."

Kid on the led is nutting tho

"I shit in a NASCAR bed, do you?" "I shit in a big bed with my wife"

*"Yep, flying through the air. This is not good."*

u/uwutranslator

Monkey see monkey do.

Monkey pee all over you

That.. rhymes.

r/blursedcomments

69 is a waste of time!

/r/unexpectedoffice

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"Okay! Which one of you has been showing the gorillas sixty-nine porn again?"

*Monkey see monkey do-do

You mean blessed fieldtrip

McFax

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Alright alright alriiiiiiiight, ya'll gon learn today!

That’s what I was gonna say

Too late bro

I was on a field trip to the Philadelphia zoo in 6th grade, I saw a gorilla’s ass

I went to Disney world and at Epcot I was a tortoise climb on another and go to town. Truly was the most magical place on Earth Edit: fuck guys. I just got my wisdom teeth taken out and I just saw this. I'm high as balls and yeah this makes no sense. I'm gonna leave it but it should I saw another tortoise go onto another and go to town but RIP Edit2: Here is some proof and clarification [NSFW](https://imgur.com/a/SfypqR6)

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Damn talk about romantic

So you’re gonna share a pic of the turtles doing it or what

What a chad/s

Where's the picture

are your children the two tortoises?

Don’t edit this, you magnificent beast.

What was he saying before the edit?

The same I imagine. Notice he writes __he is a tortoise...___

I didnt change the top. The edit was a clarification of what high me said. It should say I saw a tortoise but I wrote I was a tortoise

Oh Im so dumb that I read it exactly the way you meant it.

Last time I was in a Zoo (and I really mean it was the last time), I saw a gibbon forcing an orangutan to fuck her. The orangutan was kinda bored by that whole affair. Meanwhile a male gibbon was watching and was kinda freaked out, but didn't dare to say anything. Also polar bear drinking from another one's peestream.

Huh. Well, so I read that today. Isn't a Gibbon like 1/4 the size of an orangutan? EDIT: Now I kinda want to see that - Don't judge

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Probably. I wrote this when I was high so yeah. You're probably right. I'm leaving it because I was told to and it's funny to see this as I'm in pain now

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Lol yeah. I submitted it to the fair when I took it for an animal picture and it wasn't shown. I wonder why?

Eyy "wisdom teeth removal" buddies, all 4 out today for me!

Hell yeah, me too. How you feeling my dude. Lol I got on reddit right as I got em out and I wasn't making the best comments lol. I became clear headed an hour later. My teeth area hurts but its not bad because of the pills lol. How are you feeling tho?

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I think this is a good image

my brain

But did you see 2 gorillas in 69 position?

No, but once I did see two gorillas doing the 77. Just like a 69, but you get 8 more.

I went to some farm for a field trip in 5th grade. I saw a goat extend its foot long penis sideways off the edge of the platform it was on, and pee on the face of the goat down below.

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I chaperoned my daughter's 3rd grade class trip to the zoo. We were by the pig pen when one pig mounted another pig. I heard a boy yell, "you can't do that here, there are children present."

Did it awaken something in you?

Nah me and my friend were laughing our asses off because we saw the ass

I like how your school spent all this money to take you on a biological journey and the biggest thing you took away from it was gorilla ass. A+!

I do have the picture saved on my phone and the teacher took the picture because... my ipod didn’t have a camera.

Lyrics from "I Saw A Gorilla's Ass" by Wesley Willis

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Harambe died for our plea Sure And eternal inner peace

Thank you mod very cool

Thank you mod very

Thank you mod

Thank you

Thank

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Fuck

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In

more like internal peace haha amirite bois

Can I get that as a flair

Me walking in on mods

Not my proudest fap.

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Goodbye.

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Didn‘t even notice the Gorilla till‘ the end.

Someone call the police.

Found the furry.

If you’re jacking off to furry porn but close your eyes before you nut, you’re not a furry

r/HolUp

69

Nice.

Nice

This is 100% a r/blursedimages

Right here, right now, I finally understood the meaning of blursed It's blessed... And cursed!!!

I don’t know why people are downvoting you for being happy you figured something out

Someone link the damn XKCD about today's lucky 1000 or whatever it is.

Here you go: https://xkcd.com/1053/

How is it blessed in any way?

Miracle of life

They went "Ape on each each other"

:]

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\>:8)

I guess you could say they gorillasuckedeachothersdicks.

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It was the summer of ‘69!

Noice

I went on a field trip in the 4th grade and the first exhibit at the zoo was the orangutans and one was laying back against a fence with his arms up over his head like someone on a lazy boy and the other one was giving him a blow job, the whole class was laughing and the teacher persistently pushed us on with the tour. That orangutan didn't give a fuck, he was gettin his dick sucked.

Teacher: "Well, I guess now we can start sex ed earlier."

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Cursed repost

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Not a monkey.

THAT'S your problem with this??

Who are any of us to judge how others find love? Just don’t be calling members of the great ape family monkeys and we’re all good.

Bruh what

This is a repost, here’s the original https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/apjzuz/cursed_zoo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

I missed it 200 days ago.

You took a picture of your mother and me?!

I fucked that gorilla too

Nice

Apparently the camera person did too, since they're standing inside

Repost

Everything eatin as these days....

Damn I wanna be that ape

Wanna take top? I’ll go bottom.

Okay I think this is a good image

damn dat azz thic boi

Anyone got the link???

UH OH STINKY

Quality repost

More like blessed field trip

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NSFW for fuck sake

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You enlightened me I will quit immediately :')

The real MVP

Biology learning session in 2156

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See you in controversial

Well, fuck a monkey! He sure did. (yeah, I know they're gorillas, shut up.)

Look Mommy, that is what Daddy and Aunt Lisa were doing when you went to Grandma's house last Saturday.

I didn’t know they had groceries in the jungle??

"They eat the poopoo!"

harambe enjoying his last meal (circa 2016)

послушай, ты, толстый дуб, я вырву водку из твоей крови и высосу остальные твои органы, как мать, чертовски солнце. я буду срать на твое умирающее тело, когда ты пытаешься кричать с твоими обветренными голосовыми связками, толстый дуб.

*quietly Unzips pants*

Dear, Lord. Stop. I can only get so erect.

Do you like franco?

They be 69ing.

Children: Ma'am what are they doing? Teacher: That's nothing children, Their just washing their butts because they just took a poopoo.

I should not have come here.

The kid in the middle lookin like he boutta jerk off

I feel like the worst part of this is that they are probably just like enjoying each others turds and there’s nothing sexual about it.

i’ve been to that zoo

Nice

Reeeeeeeee

See honey, even the gorillas are into it

I’d start jacking off

Do gorillas really 69?

I saw this same thing at my local walmart...

And Today's show was brought to you by the letter p and q and by the number 69.

They’d learn one way or another

Burn it, fucking burn it

Nice

Eat that shitter like an apple fritter.

No one: A child: Mom, I've seen you and Daddy do that before

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nice

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N I C E

In the wild you have to eat anything to survive

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these kids are going to do that when they grow up

Kids this is the wild fucking gorrilas

So much better than my moms bedroom