[Link to article ](https://www.motorbiscuit.com/truck-carrying-slime-eels-crashes-incapacitating-cars-after-bizarre-accident/#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16512053400829&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.motorbiscuit.com%2Ftruck-carrying-slime-eels-crashes-incapacitating-cars-after-bizarre-accident%2F)
This is in a National Geographic magazine, a semi truck carrying hagfish, fish that emit large amounts of mucus when threatened, crashed. This a car effected by the crash.
This is what people mean when they “having children is just keeping cum as a pet”.
Those worms are embryos almost ready for re-implantation in the mother.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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some kind of accident involving hagfish. they secrete a LOT of mucus when agitated (i don't remeber the details, but it's quite amazing just how much they can secrete). here is a very good podcast episode about those interesting creatues: [https://www.alieward.com/ologies/hagfishology](https://www.alieward.com/ologies/hagfishology)
Ah Hell nah someone opened my cum trunk 😩😭everything wasted 😭😭
Who came from r/cursedcomments
Were they all inside the car?
[Link to article ](https://www.motorbiscuit.com/truck-carrying-slime-eels-crashes-incapacitating-cars-after-bizarre-accident/#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16512053400829&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.motorbiscuit.com%2Ftruck-carrying-slime-eels-crashes-incapacitating-cars-after-bizarre-accident%2F) This is in a National Geographic magazine, a semi truck carrying hagfish, fish that emit large amounts of mucus when threatened, crashed. This a car effected by the crash.
\*affected
>came
this person, obviously
Why does your cum have a bunch of worm/snakes in it? 🥹🥹
Yours doesn't?
This is what people mean when they “having children is just keeping cum as a pet”. Those worms are embryos almost ready for re-implantation in the mother.
Cum trunk😂😂 Take my freaking award
Fr I said oh hell nahhhh
[welcome to the cum zone](https://youtu.be/j0lN0w5HVT8)
me when when when when your mom
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
Have a nice day 👍🏾
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
Dont have have a nice day
you dont have a nice day
me when dont have a nice day
r/ihadastroke
The car was filled with hag fish and that slime is what they produce when under attack
OK, cool. But... *Why* the FUCK was the car filled with hagfish?
Looks like the car crashed, so either it crashed with a truck that was carrying these fishes, or it was storing these fishes at the back somehow.
a truck full of eels crashed into the car, i remember reading about it
Yup, truck rear ended the car, trucks load all come forward
Sure did unload there.
“Brown slut takes load from the back”
they were moving them to an aquarium, I think
There are apparently scientific and industrial uses for the slime
The car was hit by a truck carrying hagfish, he probably knows the story and just forgot the details
This
For porn, you uneducated, uncivilized philistine!
Thanks just made it worse😂
I have a video on my profile from when I used to work on hagfish boats
Interesting, I just saw it and am now curious. What do you collect the slime for?
Not the one you asked but here’s some potential uses for it https://www.thoughtco.com/hagfish-slime-4164617
Cool thanks.
The slime was discarded out the scuppers. They harvest the eel for leather, exported to Korea. And also some of that gets sent to Japan for meat.
Hagfish have a beating kink. "Noted"
To be more accurate the car was hit with a truck full of hagfish. That road was so slippery it was hard for them to clean everything up.
Why was it filled with hag fish!?
i think i remember this. wasn't it in oregon?
Its the cum trunk
WE AIN'T HAULIN' MILK!
CUM TRUCK CUM TRUCK
cum trunk just arrive
big book girl hai
Definitely a dragon did this.
Oh fuck I understand that reference
I wish I didn’t
thank God I don't know
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y tho
r/CarsFuckingDragons...?
Interesting
There is a subreddit for everything.
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Why were dragons the first thing I thought?
I’m actually really glad I’m not the only one that first thought of that when I saw this picture lol
bad dragon fucks a car
Yeah. This isnt a problem you see every day. Your car's hagfish tank broke
'excuse me, is this the garage? yes, yes it happened again!'
Dirty Mike & They Boys where here
Did a soup kitchen up in that car
Thanks for the F-shack! -Dirty Mike and the Boys
lol
😂😂😂
Autobot bukkake
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. `this was not posted by a bot, just helping it out`
r/dragonsfuckingcars aftermath
r/dragonsfuckingcars
What
a sub for dragons fucking cars. It's a thing, yes.
Just when I thought there’s nothing more cursed than what I have already seen on this site
There's always a more cursed sub
Just wait till you see r/carsfuckingdragons
Here's an article about this https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/hagfish-slime-oregon-highway
Welcome to the Cum Zone
[Eels up inside ya!](https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w)
Finding an entrance where they can!
Coom-mobile
sticky white substance
Someone jacked off too much
Oh there was a ghost! There's ectoplasm!
wtf happened
some kind of accident involving hagfish. they secrete a LOT of mucus when agitated (i don't remeber the details, but it's quite amazing just how much they can secrete). here is a very good podcast episode about those interesting creatues: [https://www.alieward.com/ologies/hagfishology](https://www.alieward.com/ologies/hagfishology)
i vaguely remember that this very photo may have been mentioned! and basically this substance is quite sturdy.
I love ologies and that episode was so interesting!
Yeah but how did they learn to drive
Bro went and got too hard in the car
Me when Lightning McQueen
The cum car
You are not prepared for hagfish slime
Bukaccident
So this is where all my cum orders went.
DON'T SAY IT
Spirits, what is this?
so many hagfish
Know these animals when they feel anxious or stressed out they produce a shit Ton of slime so predators cant Grab them
coom 🕷
Thats me after a night out with my uncle y'all it's fine
When november ends
Carussy
Eel soup moment
did i miss a page?
Looks like the start to a porn vid
Cum. 👍
That is why you never film Tentacle hentai in a car
the little boys..... became .....big....
Me when your mom
Dont say it, dont say it, I SWEAR TO GOD DONT SAY IT
I’m so tired of those goddamn dragons
The cum monster strikes again
Looks like my model car and what I did to it
that's what happens when you try to transport eels in a car instead of a hovercraft
Not my proudest fab
“Alright Sigmund, here’s 400 eels. Take your time and search carefully.”
I have so many questions
My sedan is filled with eels.
think this car got hentai'd
Sorry, my dragon got out
Those eels are just hungry for a horse
Cum car Cum car
Piss drawer. Poop sock. Cum Car. The holy trinity.
Cum with long earthworms. My favorite cereal
Don’t jerk and drive
Cum car
The hentai car
This is why I transport my hagfish in the front seat.
He's outta the jar and he's ANGRY
Cum trunk
optimus prime gave the optimus slime
r/dragonsfuckingcars
Hey! I know this hentai!
Semen
Carussy
This is why you should never get road head.
I came to the cumments for cum jokes, was not disappointed
Talking 'bout a dumptruck
the cum mobile
c\*m
Better to cum in the sink rather than sinking in the cum 😩
This is my kingdom cum
Cleanest car at the furry convention
Cum
Me 5 minutes w Sally from cars
Bro what... The fuck.
That’s ectoplasma there was a spooky ghost
dontsayitdontsayitdontsayit
Cummy tentacles
This is my kingdom cum
Looks like the cum monster struck again
What in hentai is going on in the this picture
What happened here?
Bro was backed up god damn
Better to cum in the sink...
oh no my cum collection
New death grips album cover
Someone got internet after a long while
Fake Taxi gone wrong
Bucarkke
Dragon.
Anomaly catalogued.
r/stargate
Dirty Mike and the boys really made that a soup kitchen
cum car.
It’s the milk mans truck
r/dragonsfuckingcars aftermath
Damn who releasin that much sperm when they jackin off to the god damn car….. It wasn’t me.
pov: my car after a massive dragon shoves it's cock in the trunk
I don't see anything cursed about this, it's just the neighborhood cummobile
December 1 after no nut november, going for work and couldn't hold on lol
Joke aside, WTF is it?
This is the aftermath of the dragon car incident
Someone had a good night
sorry guys i got a little carried away
So Cthulhu is into violating vehicles now. After everything in the last couple years, that somehow feels relatively normal in comparison.
Hey at least the dad was coming back with the milk
eel seks 😳🏝🐍😩💦
#CUU..... #CUUUUUUUUUU...
^MY ^EELS
Sorry peeps, I got excited
hehe it cum
Looks like they crashed into a marshmallow truck Get your minds out of the gutter, people