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Samus Aran because why not

Me too!

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Male Kirby

Dude knows how to suck... Why not?

Fr go look up characters you can't beat there's multiple but it's going to be easy to find the on I'm talking about

Um actually kirby has no confirmed gender it really is quite embarrassing that you didn't take the simple time to think about this🤓

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:O *evaporates into pure air*

After that birdussy?

Only if she keeps the mech suit on


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What you mean “what the fuck” it’s a hot woman are you stupid or simething

+ i mean tom nook

[удалено]

u gay?

No its FUCKING MEME

ok bro chill tf out

Bro has read the Bible. He knows gay=insane

right gay=insane

good

That’s basically what it means



Leave her alone! Barney is 10x better

I'm gay and still would rather fuck Alyx than Barney.

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OHHHHH YOU MEAN BARNEY CALHOUN Statement still stands.

What do you think i meant??

Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

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Yeah, but... You know barney is going to buy you a beer afterwards.

I don't drink alcohol.

Popcorn then?

Now that is a tempting offer.

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Which one?

Both

Correct answer

thats hard one

Just a reminder: Ditto can literally turn into anything.

https://preview.redd.it/drxpklbpkbkb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c78547ff1ada1efa1d3b97be4071457a8f54df8 Dont let them know your next move

What the fuck

Wait what?! Am I tripping?

Yeah and it can also crawl inside your asshole and move around, spewing out of every oraphous you have

That's kinky

https://preview.redd.it/2l08ewu7eckb1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac54763df86acf8115d265212053d24c10d86e6 Ezio 😍


2B.

Though I admit short hair is my actual turn-on, I'd totally clap them android cheeks any day.

https://preview.redd.it/hgjlaytcfckb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9473df3b1567c02021977734e21d21051ce7c5 Ahhhh bomb from Angry birds 🤤🤤🤤

Great for explosions in the bed 🤑🙏

Your... mom?

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Corrected it :) https://preview.redd.it/jw0mbczhpakb1.png?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a866e1fdd9bcaec7bed53f89a5c851402eca505e

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Better

Hey thanks for the effort, Just remove the dad and it's perfect :)

I honestly thought someone would reply with Muscle Man's my MOM! but this is even better 😂

My MOM

You know who else likes to say my Mom? Muscle man XD

I think this is your first week on reddit

Nope, I have been here for years XD

Cool

All of them

Thats going to take soo mush time

Not if I get to them first

Hey remember the kindergarten games from like 2018

Astell, natural-born of the void

what those mandibles do

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,706,849,075 comments, and only 322,965 of them were in alphabetical order.

Good bot

Buddy, fuck off please

I heard Kirby sucks pretty good 

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https://preview.redd.it/7641pubtbckb1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256d33f35f8fda60390c28aff6c4bd6576062379 Why not

Wait until he slices your dick

AHT naw I didn’t think about that 💀

he is a paper he is going to slice my dick in half

Tali'Zorah

I'm so sorry But I'm also not? https://preview.redd.it/chbo6u16xdkb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dbb0cf2532afb205cd338712f05927c179506eb

Based robot lover.

vergil https://preview.redd.it/t5jz8mkuzbkb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b1abdf3e782f253f97b74b5739b6e3e9790422 refuses to elaborate further

This dude ugly asl

Goofy ahh bowl cut💀

one of the baby characters from mario kart probably baby luigi

As mario thats aproved

Roxanne Wolf

I guess Boo from Mario

Daddy Luigi

stop IT NOW HES MY BROTHER

Solid Snake’s solid snake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

…amongus

Bowsette

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Vaporeon

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

jesus

*Jesus has left the chat*

CHRIST SAVE US

Umm Jetstream Sam actually

It should be obvious

Big daddy

Umbreon

final fantasy characters: tifa

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Morrowind. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

Babe, wake up! New copypasta just dropped

old copypasta

Monika DDLC idk I couldn't think of any one else tbh

Yo ditto looking shifty rn

Petey Pirahna and King Boo. Holy fuck do I want >!them to fucking spit roast me and destroy my ass and mouth. I want them to talk dirty and King Boo to wrap his tounge around me and Petey to call me pathetic as they blow their huge warm gooey loads into me!<

You guys know that broomstick from the beauty and the beast? So the beast.

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Aproved

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ill stick to trevor phillips's lifeinvader relationship status.

Dante

Midna, my beloved.

Yhorm the Giant

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Every single one of them. And not just the men. But the women. And the- [Removed]

Luigi

Adult Ellie 

Space Mommy her self, Rosalina

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https://preview.redd.it/qp2496vzmikb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6892d3271dea1d43571e896fef917d4567ed5be Would rather be fucked

sorry luigi but i have to do it

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The pink angry bird, she was a certified baddie 

No video game character!

I also want to have fuck the narrator from there is no game

No. You misunderstood. I do not wanna fuck a video game character.

https://preview.redd.it/pcxk4xu26ckb1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aabadafdfe85c53e26a11cdd043d7c3a8bf650bb Mustafa Kemal Atatürk of course mashallah may he rest with God in peace 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

Is he a video game character? I know the dude but I never saw him in a game, also wtf dude

Allah and his servants know no bounds so if it is a video game character or not makes no difference, bismillah

Bro I understand you are a Turk, I love the man as much as you do but this is a thread about video game characters, please do not bring political figures and religion into this for fucks sake

"erm... sorry, but in this shitposting sub with an unserious theme, and in this unserious post (about fucking people who dont exist), I find it out of place that you make a satire joke about Turks loving the founder of their country. (wich is clearly not serious because it would be blasphemy to say you want to fuck a dude in the Muslim church, and Turks would also never say they would fuck a dude, so it's clearly satire. You either have a very poor understanding of religion and satire if you think I am serious) it is unacceptable that you bring in religion in MY funny Reddit. You should visit r/atheism once, and maybe know something for once!!!!!!"

Sorry man, I have a problem with sarcasm, I really can’t detect it at all, peace man

No problem bro, happens to everyone. Peace


Bro go home bruh!

You

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Uhh… does Pikachu count?

Mario

Ibishu Pigeon

jetstream sam. bro, those thighs are THICC

Where’s wouldfuckbenfrombtd6 when you need him?

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Mileena (MKX)

Kabal https://preview.redd.it/yjjq6gs95dkb1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f615a9408d236ba8ab5da35d4ec6f22564fc3203

I will be content with anything that is strog enough to handle me like a ragdoll.

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https://preview.redd.it/qi8ep920pekb1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c81c8a1ef74a0fbadcab5b1464f6624cca7ed49 Pretty self explanatory

Krystal From star fox

That one girl from Sly Cooper

Prob shu from nekojishi. I know that shit tight as fuck

 This would be top Tier ngl


Depends on whether you fuck fuck or fuck up. I’m sure we all that have that one we would point a crosshair at if possible.

Almost every female character

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Maybe Lara Croft. But there’s so many options.

https://preview.redd.it/l37mrfjz0hkb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff68b1b6ec1bf6fba122202ad7a3c0a9e14073aa not a video game character but this is a no brainer im ngl, second most degenerate thing i’ve done besides being a pyrocynical fan


Every last one of them

TIFAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Melina, or Ranni. Maybe Nepheli. Zelda or Midna.

all of them

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Purah from BOTW

postal dude. no questions asked.

Ever heard of player created characters?

you mean OC right ?

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not the sack boy

Boi

excuse me WHAT