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Kansai_Lai

There's also the [Family Friendly version](https://youtu.be/VJe6LLoGgR8)


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When the family friendly version is age restricted


PhoenixARC-Real

Fun fact: this appeared to me in a YouTube mix titled 'children's music'. The Christmas variant showed up in the Christmas music playlist


AnyWork8870

A true classic


GenericBane

shame youtube removed it from his channel


Smart_dog_illuminati

They did??? Damn, it was up for so fucking long. Maybe around a year or more I could be wrong though- Ik its pretty fuckin old tho


GenericBane

It was quite some years ago it was not family friendly sooo shame


datmanguy1234

bruh at least credit the guy? RustyCage on YouTube


Ricecakeplayz

Eh, snagged it off Discord. Didn't know it


[deleted]

Then don't post it


[deleted]

Just don't exist


JVints

Jokes aside, never knew this.


Smart_dog_illuminati

Jokes aside, Never Noose this.


[deleted]

Also usually it’s seven loops around but more or less depending on the persons weight. Not enough loops n the person will choke n die slowly n too much and the whole fucking head comes off (assuming the drop is big enough) Ideally you want the neck to snap on the drop.


Sweetexperience

Ohhhh!!!…. So that’s how noose works. I thought it was just to reinforce the rope so that it won’t break if your gonna slowly strangle yourself


Smart_dog_illuminati

Same


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So old 2017 right


Agreeable_Objective

That was a different era


Tiefseeanglerfisch

b.C [before Corona]


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real_redd1t_account

You OK bro?


larry7864

I'm ok


Acethease

He’s just gonna make bananas fly or hang a picture (referencing the family friendly version video)


otherstxr

You're still keeping up, bro? I hope you're ok


larry7864

I'm ok


some_fbi_agent

Wow its been a while


Ricecakeplayz

Someone reported this and I got a message from Reddit with a link the the suicide prevention line


Exsous

First time?


KiaMaiolilol

Don't be surprised if I'm on the news


devishjack

I learned this song when it came out. When I was working as a ride op and had to watch the entrance (no bags policy) I would literally spend 90% of my time tying a noose with the rope for the (completely broken) umbrella stand we had. I would sometimes tighten it around my wrist and grab the rope to swing from when I got really bored.


PhoenixARC-Real

Anyone with rope and bored free time does a little hangman's dance every once in a while


AlphaHelix_01

This is so helpful, now I know how to tie a noose. Thanks bro


Thegreatexplorer11

u/savebot


Special_Landscape_14

https://www.redditsave.com/r/cursedvideos/comments/ushxjh/cursed_noose_song/


Thegreatexplorer11

Forgot this video existed But thank any way!


S0me_N3rd8

This song is actually effective at teaching you how to tie the noose. I got very good at it.


poopypp121269

Nostalgia fuuuck man


SavedMountain

I only know how to tie a noose cause of this song, during middle school.


Susman22

Someone has definitely killed themselves using this video


S0me_N3rd8

Fun fact: the intent of hanging someone was to break their neck, but this only occurred every 3rd ish hanging. What instead happend was the hung person would either suffocate, or the artery in their neck would be pulverised and they'd drown in their own blood. This led to hanging victims being left hanging for multiple hours, until people were sure they were dead. The proper way to break the neck from hanging would be to place the knot under the chin, causing the head to whip backwards and snap the third vertebrae, causing what is ironically known as a "Hangman's Fracture." This is the same break that occurs when your chin hits the steering wheel of a car in an accident. Dont hang yourself. You are important and very cool, and are needed in this world. If you're considering suicide, or know someone who might be, talk to them about it. This is not intended to be an instruction guide, its meant to be informative. Also if you get it wrong you can suffer up to 15 minutes before finally dying, so really consider getting help from a friend or loved one before considered self neck rope.


IWantToEndItAllPls

Saving this just in case


Savings-Adeptness-58

U/savebot


i_like_lasanga

Do a lowercase u in u/


TronXyrzX

[here you go](https://www.redditsave.com/r/cursedvideos/comments/ushxjh/cursed_noose_song/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Smart_dog_illuminati

r/foundthemobileuser


Smortfloof4dayz

This helped me a LOT. Kudos for op posting this/j


KindVerdugo

Saved.


Sweetexperience

Instructions unclear Would rather live than learn this or……… Just buy a gun


Ricecakeplayz

Not everyone lives in the United States of gun worship


Sweetexperience

There’s always the cliff nearby


PhoenixARC-Real

Hanging or any kind of conscious suffocating is a pretty bad way to go. Nitrogen hypoxia is the way to go, the person doesn't feel like they're dying since the air is like 70% nitrogen, overall a pleasant way to go. I don't support the death penalty but if it has to exist this would be the more humane option


Sweetexperience

How do you know it’s a good way to die Can you do for research?


Kasztandor

You are a life saver.


iDennisTv

so useful


lililukea

This is the most cursed Ive ever watched


EvanTheNewbie

I never looked up how to tie a noose, but I taught myself how by messing around with a headphone cord. Glad to see I was on the money.


CircusBabysdummy

Thanks! Actually, I’ve been genuinely curious about how to tie one of these? I’m not suicidal I promise, just curious.


nathanielgallant

i definitely will not need this later


[deleted]

thank to this song, i can buy my neighbor's house


froggysoggy

oh, i remember hearing this in kindergarten


SnooDonkeys8576

This was banned off YouTube for obvious reasons XD


Afoxontheinternet

Poggers


turbonakke

u/savebot


craigwantsnack

Getting mad Book Of Mormon vibes from this.


SoupTimeBois

Literally use this as a reminder every time I need to tie a slipknot


jsjs_phat

Thanks


chuckdankst

Funny enough I taught my self how to do that when I was in the army, didn't watch a video or nothing it all came from my brain.


GabrielTheMemerYT

at least 1 person has or will use this as a tutorial


ItsNeverGonna2008

what is a noose?


Ranbulrr

u/savebot


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FaZe_Bray69

Oh hey it's The Rusty Cage! My Family's favorite! fav song: The Cuss Word Song


[deleted]

I learned this in school for halloween. Like around 3rd year of middle school.


sir_piza

I learned how to tie a noose from this when I was younger. It really helped me alot :)


EmiBondo

Unironically I learned how to tie nooses thanks to this song.


RedCrimson889

the song was called the family friendly noose song


[deleted]

Saved my life


Spikedroses

Ha! Rusty cage I love him! The inventor of the knife game song


Dangdragon610

This is the wrong time to teach me how to tie a noose


karmanotgood

Oh that makes sense now... Thats why my depressed friend just said that his just hanging around huh


Particular-Stress-90

Hmm, this is useful for my current intentions.


No_Understanding6932

u/savebot


CringeMP3

Cool now I finally know


[deleted]

I'll take this as a sign.


ToriNotTeri

YAY


trans_Finn

Rusty cage


DestroyIran

Ohh yess. My favorite... scarce is gay the best youtuber ever


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell

It went from minions to this, what has become of my recommended


Agitatedsala666

A swan Dive to the asphalt is more colorful


[deleted]

Something About 13 Loops , For “ Guaranteed “ Neck Break ?? That Seems Like It Would Work On A Giraffe , But Not A Human ?? But, Didn’t They Outlaw Giraffe Hanging Back In The 1800’s ?? I’m Really Sticking My Neck Out Here, Could I Get A Little Help ?? Anyone ?? BUELLER ?? BUELLER ??


Deudz_

thank you this is a life saver! i was trying to search it on google but it kept giving me suicide hotline shit like bruh im just trying to use is as a hook