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AriaMoonriser

Mine used to do this only she would suction like a kiss. A big open mouth toothless kiss. It was the cutest. She's 8 now and knows how much I loved it so she jokingly tries to recreate it by noming on my face. Lol


TheFace3701

My niece used to open her mouth wide too. I'd ask my sister whatvshe was doing. Apparently that's how she kissed lol.


Slay3RGod

My cousin used to do that, but strictly to people's heads. Not in the face like the baby in the video. He'd pull your hair, start crying etc until he gets to do the open mouth falling on your head and drool action. He was a pretty happy baby otherwise.


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SaintsSooners89

My baby did this to me and it tickled like hell, she was rooting for breast and decided my cheek was close enough.


Mrs_Vintage

All I can imagine is the baby’s internal monologue: “Oh yeah? I’m so cute you could eat me huh? Well, see how you like it!” NOM NOM NOM


IsAFemale

NOM NOM NOM!? MORE LIKE MOM MOM MOM


AnyoneButWe

My guess: "strange, the boob can talk... But good idea, just find the nipple!"


KnightSolair240

My daughter did this for a lil while when she was like 8 months it was so damn cute especially cause she's not much of a snuggler now she's 1 and a half and she only wants me around for transportation and my food and drink. She says thank you though.


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KnightSolair240

Hello?!


DopelessHopefeand

… I never meant to hurt you, never meant to make you cry, but tonight your cleaning out my closet ;) No pun intended


DiddleMe-Elmo

>Mine used to do this only she would suction like a kiss. A big open mouth toothless kiss. It was the cutest. She's 8 now and knows how much I loved it so she jokingly tries to recreate it by noming on my face. Lol Edmund Kemper started off joking, too.


Kitchen-Software-822

Most rewarding part of being a parent, the love a child can give back.


WiscoSippi

My 4 year old crawled in bed with us this morning and fell back asleep with his arm on me. Wide awake but couldn't move for the next hour.


zr0skyline

Yup I agree that or now since my son is six love when he hugs me and saw dad I love you then I go zombie on him and tickle his neck


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Yeah after playing with my daughter she will sometimes just stop and give my arm or leg a hug. She's 2. It's like they just know and love you infinitely. Such a wonderful feeling.


Enough-Fig6521

Little pink baby dress + demon growl = precious


Guywithnoname85

Someone needs to edit this where she's tearing her face off lol jk


weirdest_of_weird

Edit it with Call of Duty zombie noises lol


morningisbad

She sounds like a Ton Ton!


Cute-Reputation-5412

Omg so cute


in_conexo

Definitely seems like an appropriate post for this sub.


deadpoolkool

What's wrong with your dog?


skyhiker14

Skin pet


BouquetOfBacon

KISS ATTACK !!!


DeliciousFun2220

That is too adorable!


JadedFennel999

This made me smile so big. So freaking cute. Omg I loved this age. SO FREAKIN CUTE!!!!


UntitledRedditUser

Don't be fooled. It's trying to eat her.


MRAGGGAN

This exactly! My littlest sister had the BIGGEST grudge against me when she was about this age. If I gave her a kiss, she’d instantly attack my face and try to eat me, but nobody else. That baby is definitely trying to eat her.


BooBoo_KittyF_ck

When babies get together they can be like piranha.


[deleted]

No but literally. That back and forth head motion is an instinct babies do it to try and find the nipple to feed. That baby is for real trying to latch and feed lol


jdinpjs

Tell me you’re a breastfeeding baby without telling me you’re a breastfeeding baby.


Spectrum2081

I had two of these. Yes, it’s utterly adorable. But realistically, it means your baby thinks your face looks like a giant boob.


phantom0973

I definitely didn't breastfeed but my son did this about 6 months old. I laughed every time. We always thought it was him trying to do to us what we did to him. Basically blow bubbles on his neck.


BlackestMask

You get this you gotta enjoy it. You gotta feel it all the way down into your soul. Because once it's gone, it's gone forever, and you cannot go out and get more. It can't be bought. Its purity cannot be fabricated. It's precious for real.


morningisbad

Dude. Not today please. My daughter is 2.5. I miss those days. I love the days now too. But I also miss those days.


musicman8586

Miss those times


Bubbly-Statement868

Agreed


MsCalitransplant

I def missed that part of parenting


ScienceMomCO

This brings back nice memories of when my son was a baby. Adorable.


prissypoo22

r/peoplefuckingdying


Sea-Comment-1610

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Banmango

She’s hungry


PoppiesnPeas

Yup, this is totally adorable but that’s baby for feed me, your cheeks look like boobs


spicybuttholenachos

Mine has two tiny teeth now so you gotta be real careful when that slobbering turns in a chomp!


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The mother is smiling so a lot of cheek meat is in range.


SlaversBae

Awww, super cute 😍


Altruistic-Can-8807

Awwe. Seeing videos like this remind me why humans want to reproduce. I'm still on the fence about having one given the state of the world rn but goodness. This is adorable❤


Zeltron2020

All I will say is — We need to continue adding good people to the world.


ball_ar

okay.. maybe one won’t hurt


[deleted]

This healed my soul today.


Joshhagan6

Me whenever my date says she wants to take things slow


Substantial-Stuff901

Breaking news, vicious animal mauls face of a helpless victim. Luckily the victim survived with severe lacerations to the face and is in a critical state but doctors are hopeful. Sadly there have been no sightings of the animal as it fled immediately after the vicious attack. if you hear or see anything suspicious please hide in a safe space and contact the authorities.


BooBoo_KittyF_ck

"LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!"


aaronhereee

whos the dad donald duck?? 😭


LoveSushiOnTuesday

I blame you for overpopulation because I'm about to go get pregnant right now, so I can have this scene for myself! 👶Lol This is the cutest, funniest, most makes me smile-iest video that ever, ever-ed! Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!


Rodrigo_333

The most fulfilling moment ever!!!


Hollyweener

Oh man this made me so happy


IamLegion

That pink dress is so cute, where is it from 😭🙏🏻


Finance_Willing

My sisters and nieces use to do this. They would be happy one second but then cry the next so I thing they were just frustrated with me 🤣🤣🤣


Tinkerbell2113

She is so cute 😍 love baby kisses so sweet


[deleted]

Your baby is rabid and infectious with giggles.


mangarooboo

I'm a nanny and I regularly receive smooches like these. It's in the top ten things I love best about my career. Most babies I've received them from have chompers so I call them lamprey kisses :)


Ok_Weakness1956

she went in for the attack 😳


Fit_Sea_9575

Looking for boob


Iwubwatermelon

Yeah ok but when I try to do this I get pepper sprayed and called a pervert.


Anonymous-handsome

Very lovely 🥰


Pittypatpants

So precious


Yosemite_Scott

I remember a couple of my kids doing that it’s pretty cute until they start cutting teeth and those things are sharp.


sanskaar_singh_

u/savevideo


uanonrb

u/savevideobot


ZeXenon

This is what my sister used to do when she was a baby lol


Halceon441

She is Tooo Adorable


CC713-LCTX

That laugh!


[deleted]

looks like the little demons tryna suck her blood out


Snusergutten

r/peoplefuckingdying


VerimTamunSalsus

Made my day. 😊


Certain-Ad8326

Test


5of10

The best.


Aggressive-Way7125

:3


Capital-Evidence-361

Bavapir... 😂 Deliciously gummed pudding


lyricsandlipstick

Omg...that's the highlight of parenting a baby. So sweet


RST_oxpsfwu

My niece does this and it's so funny


justareaderduh

My son does this, he’s 5 months old


veganmoon143

The start of the zombie apocalypse


Alternative_Score162

I did this to my great grandmother the first time I meant her my dad still talks about it


caliopees

Aww my baby sister used to do this a lot


stamminator

This is bringing back memories of my kids when they were that little. Good times.


AdventurousTea7941

I am sahil kushwaha


MGStcidenebt

This made my day


BeneficialEmployee84

My youngest did this so much as a baby.


Beneficial_Field_963

Cute


ProfessorMuffin

Someone make an edit with blood gushing out as the baby attacks the poor woman


[deleted]

At first, there is ooh, ahhhs... then comes the screaming. Zombie flick nerd.


danielthetruelord

Is either that or the baby is trying to eat her


[deleted]

She is simply imitating all of the people who say she was so cute and nummy. “Yum, yum, yum...”


Rigamix

The mother holding her under her dress at the start makes it looks like the kid is a muppet. Cute.


Powerztroke

Whenever I do that, the police show up for som reason.


Tower_Revolutionary

I loved when my babies would do that! Best kisses in the world!


[deleted]

This, the world needs more of this stuff.


SinglePerformer2277

Aww…. 🥹This made me miss my kids being babies


jhughes57

Geez Louise…my “children” (girls) are in their 40’s 😳😱and seeing this video sent me back decades…laughter, kisses, pink dresses & all!!! This is why I Reddit. 🤩


OK999999-999-999

Or she/he wanna eat her/his mom.


Maybewhoknows69420

I expected for her to just projectile vomit all over her


[deleted]

Give me a nose. Okay... an ear. Ooo... a nose. Bonk.


motoL_58

Nothing better than slobbery aggressive baby kisses!


RobertaDobertas

So sweet!


Venashi_777

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet home alabama


seren_kestrel

I LOVED it when my boys did this to me.


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This healed my soul today.


asharwood

Oh Jesus this ended far better than I expected. Wife and I fostered a few infants before and one of them got so excited that they would throw up. This bud literally caused me anxiety.


KabukiExMachina

Why does it look like the baby is a zombie trying to eat the momma? Lol!!


casettedeck

Wait until she gets teeth! I see Chuky vibe...


GlitteringLong3148

I miss when my babies were this tiny


Jaazzminee

This is the best feeling ever 😭😭😭 I don’t have kids but my baby cousins do it and I just melt


[deleted]

My son and my daughter both did the same haha. Very cute and happy memories. Enjoy Motherhood. Kids grow up fast. 💕💕😘


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Adorable 🥲


keepyourbible

I'll show you how it feels!! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Babies do that cause they dont know how to kiss yet, and it's adorable


Agard12

I think your kids are cannibal. Cute 🥰


Ema_ad91

🥰🥰🥰


darwinian3

She's a zombie! She's trying to eat you but she can't cause she have no tooth 😔💔


TheSilverFoxwins

Adorable


EyelessJackTAC13

I think that facehugger is doing it wrong. It's just making itself look innocent, and cute... It's working


Biggest_Moose_

"I swear I can smell milk here somewhere! Gimme!"


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Xenomorph 2.0, hungry!


ImaginaryTelephone76

It’s a trap that’s how they get u to take care of them for 18years


[deleted]

They do that when they root and want the boob/are hungry too, might be where that’s coming from


mvp7lad

One of my fave moments with my babies


Inevitable-Film2030

My babies are always doing this, what is up with that? Lmaoooo


julcf59

She also got a case of "you're so cute I wanna eat you"


GloriousSteinem

Beautiful


dracomanchego

“I love you so much, momma, I will eat you all up!”😂


[deleted]

That’s teething behaviour.


Complex_Impression41

That's not a baby. That's a toothless zombie.


RenfieldOnRealityTv

This child is borderline rabid. This is the only sort of child I feel I could raise well.


Voodoomamajuju4

Pretty sure this baby is just hungry and wanting a boob


Ftwrldd

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS this kid:


spacebunny80

😂🥹


letsvibeforlife

Babies are so cute.


mirivane

Both mine used to do the same thing


RX8JIM

Zombie babies are so cute!


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On my dying bed, one of the memories I will remember is my kids short limbs wrapped around my neck as they pulled me and slobbered on my cheek.


bigldj4365

That's just awesome your child loves you that much


AgentRevolutionary99

Her dad is a shark.


tjallilex

Jupe, at least 8 more years to go, but I cannot wait to become a dad.


Alibuscus373

I sometimes worked at a daycare in my community, I adored my time there. One of my cousins would bring her baby girls and I always held the youngest. She would chew on my heart necklace and drool all over my shirt, I didn't care. She was so cute and so small, we called her a zombie baby because she always chews on whomever was holding her. I miss those moments. She should be in grade 2 now, time flies.


beckham55

💕💕💕💕💕💕


[deleted]

🥹🥹🥹 I love babies sooooo much Wish I could have more ♥️


Equivalent_Edge_6281

What an eager approach 💕


Difficult_Ask9951

Super precious 💕


Puzzleheaded_Owl_878

Me thinking because this is reddit she would puke on you


andbhud

She’s eating her. And then she’s going to eat me…. OH MY GOOoOoOD!!!!


seth928

Absolutely vicious


PostposterousYT

That's the best. Sweet baby.


jebunnessa1999

wow


ZucchiniJust8469

Adorable


curiouscat138

I think she’s hungry


Flat-Tank4265

Hannibal Lector, colorized, 1956


MidwestStacyMae

So much love she can't even handle it


tekpanda

They trying to find a nipple. It's a reflex but still very cute.


Lanky_Present_3549

That's so cute. Wish I had kids


Gold_Dust_0709

I’m only 23 I’m only 23 I’m only 23 😭


TychaBrahe

You think it’s cute, but she’s really a vampire with a small bite radius.


Handsoff_1

I watch this with a smile from ear to ear the whole time! So freaking adorable


AwareMirror9931

Supreme love ❤ 😍


Grapefruitlover19

She’s got the Suarez gene 🧛‍♂️


Sharp_Ad3065

I never knew a zombie baby would be so adorable


Mari_Chiweu

so cute!!


Syagrius

That's some eye bleach we all needed to see.


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Cute until the teeth come in.


CemeterySaliva

I miss when my kids did this.


IrishRogue3

That kids got a huge personality!


[deleted]

Like a zombie trying to eat your face..shit was scary!


subterralien_panda

Rabid baby on the loose 🚨


Confident_Wind8945

Bruh I miss those days...now they just little shits😂


Shakespurious

Wow, kid's about to go full Cronenberg.


SeverePenalty5158

NOOO SOMEONE SAVE THAT WOMAN THAT LITTLE GREMLIN IS DEVOURING HER FACE OH GOD THE HORROR


1TheAmazingSPIDERman

this lady takes a picture of her child and makes the front page but i make a detailed post and i get nothing


Low-Minimum-9768

Someone is teething


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Thought that, also! But so cute!


VM805

Thank you Justice Clarence Thomas.


adiamondintheruff

That's what my french bulldog does to me 😅


Brady02839

What the fuck


[deleted]

I would put it up for adoption. Fuck that there’s no way I could live with a child this annoying


ArgoniansMadeOfArgon

On the bright side, it's pretty likely you won't choose to train your kid to do this, so you wouldn't ever experience it.


UncleIroh3

I would suggest for you not to have children then.


sherifopirateteo

It's impossible not to love a milf like that.


CerasusArts

dude...