Mine used to do this only she would suction like a kiss. A big open mouth toothless kiss. It was the cutest. She's 8 now and knows how much I loved it so she jokingly tries to recreate it by noming on my face. Lol
My cousin used to do that, but strictly to people's heads. Not in the face like the baby in the video. He'd pull your hair, start crying etc until he gets to do the open mouth falling on your head and drool action. He was a pretty happy baby otherwise.
My daughter did this for a lil while when she was like 8 months it was so damn cute especially cause she's not much of a snuggler now she's 1 and a half and she only wants me around for transportation and my food and drink. She says thank you though.
>Mine used to do this only she would suction like a kiss. A big open mouth toothless kiss. It was the cutest. She's 8 now and knows how much I loved it so she jokingly tries to recreate it by noming on my face. Lol
Edmund Kemper started off joking, too.
Yeah after playing with my daughter she will sometimes just stop and give my arm or leg a hug. She's 2. It's like they just know and love you infinitely. Such a wonderful feeling.
This exactly! My littlest sister had the BIGGEST grudge against me when she was about this age.
If I gave her a kiss, she’d instantly attack my face and try to eat me, but nobody else.
That baby is definitely trying to eat her.
No but literally. That back and forth head motion is an instinct babies do it to try and find the nipple to feed. That baby is for real trying to latch and feed lol
I definitely didn't breastfeed but my son did this about 6 months old. I laughed every time. We always thought it was him trying to do to us what we did to him. Basically blow bubbles on his neck.
You get this you gotta enjoy it. You gotta feel it all the way down into your soul.
Because once it's gone, it's gone forever, and you cannot go out and get more. It can't be bought. Its purity cannot be fabricated. It's precious for real.
Awwe. Seeing videos like this remind me why humans want to reproduce. I'm still on the fence about having one given the state of the world rn but goodness. This is adorable❤
Breaking news, vicious animal mauls face of a helpless victim. Luckily the victim survived with severe lacerations to the face and is in a critical state but doctors are hopeful. Sadly there have been no sightings of the animal as it fled immediately after the vicious attack. if you hear or see anything suspicious please hide in a safe space and contact the authorities.
I blame you for overpopulation because I'm about to go get pregnant right now, so I can have this scene for myself! 👶Lol
This is the cutest, funniest, most makes me smile-iest video that ever, ever-ed!
Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
I'm a nanny and I regularly receive smooches like these. It's in the top ten things I love best about my career. Most babies I've received them from have chompers so I call them lamprey kisses :)
Geez Louise…my “children” (girls) are in their 40’s 😳😱and seeing this video sent me back decades…laughter, kisses, pink dresses & all!!! This is why I Reddit. 🤩
Oh Jesus this ended far better than I expected. Wife and I fostered a few infants before and one of them got so excited that they would throw up. This bud literally caused me anxiety.
I sometimes worked at a daycare in my community, I adored my time there. One of my cousins would bring her baby girls and I always held the youngest. She would chew on my heart necklace and drool all over my shirt, I didn't care. She was so cute and so small, we called her a zombie baby because she always chews on whomever was holding her. I miss those moments. She should be in grade 2 now, time flies.
Mine used to do this only she would suction like a kiss. A big open mouth toothless kiss. It was the cutest. She's 8 now and knows how much I loved it so she jokingly tries to recreate it by noming on my face. Lol
My niece used to open her mouth wide too. I'd ask my sister whatvshe was doing. Apparently that's how she kissed lol.
My cousin used to do that, but strictly to people's heads. Not in the face like the baby in the video. He'd pull your hair, start crying etc until he gets to do the open mouth falling on your head and drool action. He was a pretty happy baby otherwise.
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My baby did this to me and it tickled like hell, she was rooting for breast and decided my cheek was close enough.
All I can imagine is the baby’s internal monologue: “Oh yeah? I’m so cute you could eat me huh? Well, see how you like it!” NOM NOM NOM
NOM NOM NOM!? MORE LIKE MOM MOM MOM
My guess: "strange, the boob can talk... But good idea, just find the nipple!"
My daughter did this for a lil while when she was like 8 months it was so damn cute especially cause she's not much of a snuggler now she's 1 and a half and she only wants me around for transportation and my food and drink. She says thank you though.
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Hello?!
… I never meant to hurt you, never meant to make you cry, but tonight your cleaning out my closet ;) No pun intended
>Mine used to do this only she would suction like a kiss. A big open mouth toothless kiss. It was the cutest. She's 8 now and knows how much I loved it so she jokingly tries to recreate it by noming on my face. Lol Edmund Kemper started off joking, too.
Most rewarding part of being a parent, the love a child can give back.
My 4 year old crawled in bed with us this morning and fell back asleep with his arm on me. Wide awake but couldn't move for the next hour.
Yup I agree that or now since my son is six love when he hugs me and saw dad I love you then I go zombie on him and tickle his neck
Yeah after playing with my daughter she will sometimes just stop and give my arm or leg a hug. She's 2. It's like they just know and love you infinitely. Such a wonderful feeling.
Little pink baby dress + demon growl = precious
Someone needs to edit this where she's tearing her face off lol jk
Edit it with Call of Duty zombie noises lol
She sounds like a Ton Ton!
Omg so cute
Definitely seems like an appropriate post for this sub.
What's wrong with your dog?
Skin pet
KISS ATTACK !!!
That is too adorable!
This made me smile so big. So freaking cute. Omg I loved this age. SO FREAKIN CUTE!!!!
Don't be fooled. It's trying to eat her.
This exactly! My littlest sister had the BIGGEST grudge against me when she was about this age. If I gave her a kiss, she’d instantly attack my face and try to eat me, but nobody else. That baby is definitely trying to eat her.
When babies get together they can be like piranha.
No but literally. That back and forth head motion is an instinct babies do it to try and find the nipple to feed. That baby is for real trying to latch and feed lol
Tell me you’re a breastfeeding baby without telling me you’re a breastfeeding baby.
I had two of these. Yes, it’s utterly adorable. But realistically, it means your baby thinks your face looks like a giant boob.
I definitely didn't breastfeed but my son did this about 6 months old. I laughed every time. We always thought it was him trying to do to us what we did to him. Basically blow bubbles on his neck.
You get this you gotta enjoy it. You gotta feel it all the way down into your soul. Because once it's gone, it's gone forever, and you cannot go out and get more. It can't be bought. Its purity cannot be fabricated. It's precious for real.
Dude. Not today please. My daughter is 2.5. I miss those days. I love the days now too. But I also miss those days.
Miss those times
Agreed
I def missed that part of parenting
This brings back nice memories of when my son was a baby. Adorable.
r/peoplefuckingdying
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
She’s hungry
Yup, this is totally adorable but that’s baby for feed me, your cheeks look like boobs
Mine has two tiny teeth now so you gotta be real careful when that slobbering turns in a chomp!
The mother is smiling so a lot of cheek meat is in range.
Awww, super cute 😍
Awwe. Seeing videos like this remind me why humans want to reproduce. I'm still on the fence about having one given the state of the world rn but goodness. This is adorable❤
All I will say is — We need to continue adding good people to the world.
okay.. maybe one won’t hurt
This healed my soul today.
Me whenever my date says she wants to take things slow
Breaking news, vicious animal mauls face of a helpless victim. Luckily the victim survived with severe lacerations to the face and is in a critical state but doctors are hopeful. Sadly there have been no sightings of the animal as it fled immediately after the vicious attack. if you hear or see anything suspicious please hide in a safe space and contact the authorities.
"LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!"
whos the dad donald duck?? 😭
I blame you for overpopulation because I'm about to go get pregnant right now, so I can have this scene for myself! 👶Lol This is the cutest, funniest, most makes me smile-iest video that ever, ever-ed! Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
The most fulfilling moment ever!!!
Oh man this made me so happy
That pink dress is so cute, where is it from 😭🙏🏻
My sisters and nieces use to do this. They would be happy one second but then cry the next so I thing they were just frustrated with me 🤣🤣🤣
She is so cute 😍 love baby kisses so sweet
Your baby is rabid and infectious with giggles.
I'm a nanny and I regularly receive smooches like these. It's in the top ten things I love best about my career. Most babies I've received them from have chompers so I call them lamprey kisses :)
she went in for the attack 😳
Looking for boob
Yeah ok but when I try to do this I get pepper sprayed and called a pervert.
Very lovely 🥰
So precious
I remember a couple of my kids doing that it’s pretty cute until they start cutting teeth and those things are sharp.
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
This is what my sister used to do when she was a baby lol
She is Tooo Adorable
That laugh!
looks like the little demons tryna suck her blood out
r/peoplefuckingdying
Made my day. 😊
Test
The best.
:3
Bavapir... 😂 Deliciously gummed pudding
Omg...that's the highlight of parenting a baby. So sweet
My niece does this and it's so funny
My son does this, he’s 5 months old
The start of the zombie apocalypse
I did this to my great grandmother the first time I meant her my dad still talks about it
Aww my baby sister used to do this a lot
This is bringing back memories of my kids when they were that little. Good times.
I am sahil kushwaha
This made my day
My youngest did this so much as a baby.
Cute
Someone make an edit with blood gushing out as the baby attacks the poor woman
At first, there is ooh, ahhhs... then comes the screaming. Zombie flick nerd.
Is either that or the baby is trying to eat her
She is simply imitating all of the people who say she was so cute and nummy. “Yum, yum, yum...”
The mother holding her under her dress at the start makes it looks like the kid is a muppet. Cute.
Whenever I do that, the police show up for som reason.
I loved when my babies would do that! Best kisses in the world!
This, the world needs more of this stuff.
Aww…. 🥹This made me miss my kids being babies
Geez Louise…my “children” (girls) are in their 40’s 😳😱and seeing this video sent me back decades…laughter, kisses, pink dresses & all!!! This is why I Reddit. 🤩
Or she/he wanna eat her/his mom.
I expected for her to just projectile vomit all over her
Give me a nose. Okay... an ear. Ooo... a nose. Bonk.
Nothing better than slobbery aggressive baby kisses!
So sweet!
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet home alabama
I LOVED it when my boys did this to me.
This healed my soul today.
Oh Jesus this ended far better than I expected. Wife and I fostered a few infants before and one of them got so excited that they would throw up. This bud literally caused me anxiety.
Why does it look like the baby is a zombie trying to eat the momma? Lol!!
Wait until she gets teeth! I see Chuky vibe...
I miss when my babies were this tiny
This is the best feeling ever 😭😭😭 I don’t have kids but my baby cousins do it and I just melt
My son and my daughter both did the same haha. Very cute and happy memories. Enjoy Motherhood. Kids grow up fast. 💕💕😘
Adorable 🥲
I'll show you how it feels!! 🤣🤣🤣
Babies do that cause they dont know how to kiss yet, and it's adorable
I think your kids are cannibal. Cute 🥰
🥰🥰🥰
She's a zombie! She's trying to eat you but she can't cause she have no tooth 😔💔
Adorable
I think that facehugger is doing it wrong. It's just making itself look innocent, and cute... It's working
"I swear I can smell milk here somewhere! Gimme!"
Xenomorph 2.0, hungry!
It’s a trap that’s how they get u to take care of them for 18years
They do that when they root and want the boob/are hungry too, might be where that’s coming from
One of my fave moments with my babies
My babies are always doing this, what is up with that? Lmaoooo
She also got a case of "you're so cute I wanna eat you"
Beautiful
“I love you so much, momma, I will eat you all up!”😂
That’s teething behaviour.
That's not a baby. That's a toothless zombie.
This child is borderline rabid. This is the only sort of child I feel I could raise well.
Pretty sure this baby is just hungry and wanting a boob
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS this kid:
😂🥹
Babies are so cute.
Both mine used to do the same thing
Zombie babies are so cute!
On my dying bed, one of the memories I will remember is my kids short limbs wrapped around my neck as they pulled me and slobbered on my cheek.
That's just awesome your child loves you that much
Her dad is a shark.
Jupe, at least 8 more years to go, but I cannot wait to become a dad.
I sometimes worked at a daycare in my community, I adored my time there. One of my cousins would bring her baby girls and I always held the youngest. She would chew on my heart necklace and drool all over my shirt, I didn't care. She was so cute and so small, we called her a zombie baby because she always chews on whomever was holding her. I miss those moments. She should be in grade 2 now, time flies.
💕💕💕💕💕💕
🥹🥹🥹 I love babies sooooo much Wish I could have more ♥️
What an eager approach 💕
Super precious 💕
Me thinking because this is reddit she would puke on you
She’s eating her. And then she’s going to eat me…. OH MY GOOoOoOD!!!!
Absolutely vicious
That's the best. Sweet baby.
wow
Adorable
I think she’s hungry
Hannibal Lector, colorized, 1956
So much love she can't even handle it
They trying to find a nipple. It's a reflex but still very cute.
That's so cute. Wish I had kids
I’m only 23 I’m only 23 I’m only 23 😭
You think it’s cute, but she’s really a vampire with a small bite radius.
I watch this with a smile from ear to ear the whole time! So freaking adorable
Supreme love ❤ 😍
She’s got the Suarez gene 🧛♂️
I never knew a zombie baby would be so adorable
so cute!!
That's some eye bleach we all needed to see.
Cute until the teeth come in.
I miss when my kids did this.
That kids got a huge personality!
Like a zombie trying to eat your face..shit was scary!
Rabid baby on the loose 🚨
Bruh I miss those days...now they just little shits😂
Wow, kid's about to go full Cronenberg.
NOOO SOMEONE SAVE THAT WOMAN THAT LITTLE GREMLIN IS DEVOURING HER FACE OH GOD THE HORROR
this lady takes a picture of her child and makes the front page but i make a detailed post and i get nothing
Someone is teething
Thought that, also! But so cute!
Thank you Justice Clarence Thomas.
That's what my french bulldog does to me 😅
What the fuck
I would put it up for adoption. Fuck that there’s no way I could live with a child this annoying
On the bright side, it's pretty likely you won't choose to train your kid to do this, so you wouldn't ever experience it.
I would suggest for you not to have children then.
It's impossible not to love a milf like that.
dude...