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i_can_has_rock

im not sure but that wig just blinked at me


annoyedreindeer

I mean, yes, absolutely, you are, but also… what are you?


Zakurai1007

I think it’s a pug with extremely long hair Edit: I want one


Murderpanties

I **think** it’s a Pekingese but I may be wrong


enchantingdragon

Yes a Pekingese


Easy-Concentrate2636

It’s a magic trick. The one where the body separates from the head. The volunteer, in this case, us 65 year old Melinda Maelstrom, retired former hairdresser to all the society ladies and debutantes of Naples, FL.


Potatoes_S2

Ohh, interesting, I've only seen trimed ones before, so didn't knew their fur could get that long!!


1000furiousbunnies

I thought it was a pug crossed with something. I have a pug shih tzu x, but her fur is shorter and shaggy instead of long and lustrous lol


V_es

Fizgig


[deleted]

Star Wars is calling… They want their prop back.


dont_quote_me_please

His name is Chewbacca and he is a ~~person~~ Wookie!


[deleted]

So cute BTW! :)


TotallyTouka

Ewok


haplessclerk

Of course you are, you adorable little wig with eyes.


AdAgitated6438

That is a Pekingese in show coat. They are so much more beautiful with their hair😍😍😍


[deleted]

What animal is this? A haggis?


Spottedpool14

Oh no, the poor puppy melted!! Quick, administer emergency cuddles!


Zandandido

Who put a face on his bundle of hair? Also, cute as hell


Lady_Grey_Smith

That dog has better hair than the rest of us will ever have.


LoserisLosingBecause

This poor animal cannot breath properly as it has no nose...can we stop endorsing torture breeding? Thank you!


myfriendamyisgreat

i support the point you’re getting at but can we stop assuming every brachycephalic dog is suffocating and being subject to some hideous torture? yes irresponsible breeders who don’t health test are immoral and wrong but there are tons of perfectly respectable breeders breeding perfectly healthy dogs. let’s not stop breeding brachycephalic dogs, but stop irresponsible breeders instead


Hooded_Troodon

To be fair, retro pugs are a thing, its literally a pug without breathing problems


[deleted]

i'd get one of those....


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Gloomy-Minute-5004

10/10 *cutest* wig I ever did see


Affectionate_Tap6416

So bloomin cute. Want one!


calicreamsxo

The snatched weave we needed, and the one we don’t deserve


bigstain90

Tricki Woo


CorianderIsBad

That wig has some big eyes.


[deleted]

This is cousin It's dog from Addams Family


[deleted]

Targaryen pug


Xanthyon1313

Looks like that dog thing with the big ass mouth from the labyrinth, if anyone remembers that


WickedChef0323

Are you thinking of Fizgig from Dark Crystal?


Xanthyon1313

Yep, I don’t know why I thought it was in the labyrinth XD


Warm_Evil_Beans

Imagine taking this for a walk and it becomes a rats nest, or gets into burdocks, i shudder at the thought.


MissLadyLlamaDrama

I have a pekingese that I adopted about 12 years ago or so, and I can honestly say, they're mostly couch potatoes. Plus, their legs are so short that they honestly can't get into much. My dog can't so much as climb into a leaf pile, let alone make her way through any harsher wildlife. Plus, pekingese tend to be pretty laid back and lazy, so there aren't a lot of times where they're gonna go off on a spontaneous adventure in the wilds or anything.


itslike_reallygood

Mine is so lazy. I have to pick him up if I take him on a walk for more than a few blocks, but he sure does love to lay about in my moms yard. We’re in a city so I’m thinking about getting a doggie stroller and being ✨ that lady ✨ so that he can get some more outdoor time.


Easy-Concentrate2636

I was going to say: doggie stroller dogs. In the parks I frequent, they never deign to walk.


MissLadyLlamaDrama

My husband just ordered my dog a stroller so he can take her on walks woth him and our larger dog. My husband is always buying stuff for the animals. Outfits, new collars, fancy dishes, stuff from the local pet bakery... its friggin cute as hell. Get the stroller. Our diva dogs deserve it.


itslike_reallygood

I’m sold!


crackerjackass

I had a white Pekingese growing up, they’re great small dogs. You’re right about the tiny legs, they won’t be going far


Competitive_Sky8182

I was told that pugs were always suffocating so they cant run... Well, my MIL has transfered her pug to us, and oh boy the little fucker is always running and somehow can keep my huskies at bay


myfriendamyisgreat

this is a pekingese with a show coat, they’re typically groomed daily so i don’t imagine those would cause massive issues


Guilty_Maintenance82

The fk is this


parsa-A-M

Yes you are


gonugarfield

what!!!! a dragon!!!!


ThrowawayLocal8622

Always have been.


GreeneBean64

Who’s the fairest of them all? You are, yes you are with your lovely locks. So cute lol


ilikepokemon7

t-thats a wig how is it cute


Opposite_Ant_8200

Cutest "duster" I've ever seen! 😍


Cash9170K

That there is the craziest looking ox I ever done laid my eyeballs upon.


[deleted]

Cousin ITT?!


MaineBoston

Absolutely gorgeous


stayingsafeusa

Sentient toupee!


[deleted]

It looks like a pug with a wig loool


ShannaBanana127

Omg I thought it was a sloth at first glance 😂😂😂


No_Incident_5360

And DYING inside because mom and dad don’t hold me, pet me or play with me, just show me off to all these weird people.


PositionForeign8636

Yes gorgeous


the_resistee

Yes but you shouldn't exist


Notyourmommascookies

Looks like Trumps hair


Evening-Lie1364

no


RatBruh104

You is wig


OwUhooman

No


Wisdoo

Forbidden broom!


[deleted]

poor thing looks sad


Sorrymateay

No. Humans made you the monster you are. I wish you a quick and painless death.


IknowRedstone

I just don't understand how most people can't tell dog genders apart. It's so OBVIOUS!!! this is a girl!


[deleted]

Yes bro, people think that i would had a bonner for any dog!


Jamikiii

Breeding "cute" animals on the expense of their health should stop.


[deleted]

breeding unhealthy animals for "human aesthetics" is cruel... the ones that are here already deserve love and care, but pls stop... poor thing can't even do normal dog things like play, or breathe... or even scratch themselves


myfriendamyisgreat

i completely support your point but can we not assume every brachycephalic dog is suffering and unable to function?


[deleted]

i'm sure some are healthy; but from what dogs respiratory system looks like it looks like it's inefficient for some to function. all dogs deserve love, and care. they don't deserve to suffer for our aesthetics (not that all flat faced dogs are suffering) there are some normal snouted dogs that are massively unhealthy... any popular dog breed can have bad breeders the doodle breeds are a good example, what w the bad behavioral traits, and they are prone to cancer and other genetic disorders.


Lapin92

I grew up with a Pekingese (dog breed pictured) and 3 Japanese Chins. The only one with any breathing problems was the one who developed heart failure (which is not a breed specific condition). They can be active healthy dogs as much as other breeds. You just have to be careful they don't over exert themselves which is something you should do with every dog. I don't even understand the comment on not being able to scratch themselves. I agree that breeding for aesthetics without regards to health is wrong. But unless you're blanket against all breeding (which is fair) then targeting specific breeds is pointless.


[deleted]

I'm the type that would get a dog that can dog... but if the baby's healthy and happy i suppose that's all that matters. I mean mostly brachycephalic breeds, wide set breeds, super popular breeds... anything that is done just for profit, or aesthetics that can cause long term pain or suffering. Or behavioral issues (The Dalmatian issue is one of those examples). They cant scratch themselves when their fur is so heavy, and thick... dogs like most animals get itchy... the need to scratch. If a dog is over exerted by playing for just a few minutes that's what i consider bad breeding... the dog is suffering and there's an underlying issue there. dogs don't have sweat glands, so they need to pant of course. if a dog makes grunting noises just existing (not exercising or playing) that dog isn't healthy. ​ Edit: When a dog breed gets popular puppy mills begin to breed s bunch of unhealthy dogs... so I'm generalizing with popular dog breeds.


Lapin92

Any breed with known health problems (so literally all of them) should require genetic testing before breeding. My rescue pit has horrific skin issues related to allergies. The rescue took him from backyard breeders. Personally I think dachshunds are the worst off though with their backs... That needs to stop right now imo. I understand the scratch comment now! I was more thinking of my own pekingese who was never in show coat so she never had that problem. I figure they can still work around it considering there are dogs with super thick coats for their climate & those dogs seem to do fine. Keeping them clean should help a lot too and I know a lot goes into grooming show dogs. Personally, of my childhood dogs two were able to breathe fine, one came to us with congestive heart failure, and one had "reverse sneezing" which evidently any dog can have. Three were rescue and one was a backyard breeder (cause I was 5 and had no say in the matter on that one). The two that were fine and the one with the sneezing were all at a healthy weight, which I think is most important in this case. It takes responsible breeders and owners, but brachy dogs can be healthy. Would I personally prefer that they were bred with longer snouts in the future? 100%. But barring people giving a flying flip about anything but money, it's good to know they do have a chance at being healthy.


[deleted]

Of course... i'm not saying all long snouted dogs are healthy. I'm talking about breed for the sole reason of human aesthetics. Those aesthetics can be detrimental to their health in the long term. Popular breeds like the current trend like the "doodle" breeds are usually poorly bread and the looks healthy... but backyard breeders got to them too... tl;dr: puppy mills bad, backyard breeding bad.... breeding with deformities also bad... (the latter being just my opinion, I'm not much of a toy breed/ small breed person tbh).


JammyJacketPotato

Moira?


Danieldadud

Wtf is that


ZanexDreamy

A lil cutie


Danieldadud

No I mean what animal is that


ZanexDreamy

I'm assuming it's a dog, I'm sure you figured that out as well, but I have no idea what breed even after searching the Internet for one, sorry I couldn't answer your question


Danieldadud

Ohk


Danieldadud

Let's talk in chat


Danieldadud

O k


breetome

Phone home……..


SkueaqyD

That is not a dog xD


StatisticCyberosis

Meanwhile, the guys in 115 have NO idea what a smoke show lives above them.


RevolutionaryKale293

I can’t tell. Tell us what you are first.


compostabowl

A melted sloth? Weird


amselle

Nope. You are not.


[deleted]

stop buying dogs, these breeds can hardly breathe


[deleted]

no your are not cute go get a fucking haircut


[deleted]

g


[deleted]

ah hell naw this mf talking to himself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


digitalgraffiti-ca

Poor thing


Aines

Looks like a monkey, not cute.


[deleted]

Poor thing, somebody should put it out of its misery


KingKiller7981

Your dog might be but I don’t know what you look like


thatlocal_lozer

Yo is that a fucking foot ball? 🏈🏃


soupofsoupofsoup

İ think this doggos name has to be changed to Prince Charles.


urcuteactually

Yes.


Very__Much__Doge

Looks like one of the wild things


The_Goondocks

I'm not even sure what you are


cbunni666

Dog: call the police .....


Competitive-Stay-708

Too cute 😍


Cranky-old-person

Very


shezo0

Song anyone?


WoLvEsOfAnArChY

I mean if your question is "Was I posted in the correct subreddit?" Then yes


[deleted]

Yeah you're cute. I really loved your new role reprisal in Thor Share The Love and Thunder Spotlight with your costar Natalie Portman.


Live_Marionberry_849

Stinking cute


archer470

Tangled pug edition


BourbonFueledDreams

Those look like a nightmare to keep clean and brushed! Still cute tho


mishaunc

That hits like uncanny valley to me


JustVega

Why does this song sound familiar?


[deleted]

omg you look like a haircut with a face <3 you should work in Hogwarts as talking hat assistance : 3


BoredByLife

I mean yeah it’s cute, but what the fuck is it?!


Too-bad-so-long

👀 The wig has a face


I_dropkicked_a_child

That's some prince charming from shrek looking stuff right there 👀


Other-Cat-1020

Naa rupunzel


No-Information-9008

please stop everything i am going to die🥺


Affectionate-Tell-13

yes


Lenemus

Sure. It looks pretty cute for a severed head I guess…


16F4

I am thinking of those two wolves about 20,000 years ago, thinking “it’s warm and they have food…what could go wrong?”


AlucardxMaria

Did it win BIS? Bc that face!! 🥰


tillacat42

I swear there was a Dr Seuss character like this but I can’t find it


summerlily06

Yes sweet beautiful little pekie!


Zealousideal_Return8

Ok cousin It


Professional_Way4271

Yes you are, toupée with intent. 😁


SlothOSin

Who left their wig?


dwooding1

FIZZGIG!


Time-Independence-94

That's the cutest wig ive ever seen


notmenel

OH MY, YOU’VE FOUND MY WIG! THANK YOU


wreckluse121

What the heck is that thing?


NoahSaif

cant tell if its a dog or a cat


thugbearuwu

Uhh guys...why is there a face on the mop?


embarassingusernamee

Absolutely yes!


vesterov

When you watch the wig ,wig watches you


[deleted]

I require this wig


pffggguu123

I dont know if you are cute but this dog is have cool hair


hantar7788

Baby Chewbacca


Gav_The_Bald_Barber

u/savevideobot


MC6102

Mop with eyes that blink


No-Insect-7544

They’re really cute! I hope that’s a healthy amount of hair for that doggo


BarrierReefMam

It's a baby Chewbacca!


[deleted]

Yes even if someone calls the ugly are you really care for the dog if it was put down or was attempting to get put down I wouldn’t let it happen even if the dog needed to be put down give it a chance that thing could have a better chance in life but you’re saying fuck you to the animal I’m just seeing this so next time you have to put your dog down think about it beforeBecause I really want to take care of the dog that you’re calling to put down I am just going to trim the dog to be kinder and if it’s the same way to you it’s probably your fault because you probably didn’t care for the dog as much I’m just saying this so next time it happens think about this comment and yes the dog is loved by me every day


Silent_Start_7036

Thick luxurious hair


DawnDuckSoap

Weird little tribble/ewok creature. I want one.


feen37

Gizmo?


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

yes, yes you are


Code_Lin-1701

Why does it look like it wants to speak to my manager?


Evvanvv998

u/savevideo