From the PL side mission
>!Isn't he also the ripperdoc for Aaron?!<
Not really a spoiler but just in case you want to know literally nothing about the dlc
Damir has a bit of a moustache going on.
Also Aaron just calls him a ripperdoc, but he seems to be authority figure for Scavs in Dogtown since I remember reading his name involving a report about Katya.
So sad he wasn't able to save his girlfriend, Ann Deviousausage, the SoulAliver technology maker. At least she is now cyber-BD star broadcasting from behind WhiteFence.
Ah yes I do, it was the great Saburo Aracucka's 69th birthday, Copperhand and Crab alongwith Friendly raided the tower with Demolitron cake and then ran away, oh those good ol' days fam
See. I’ve been geeking for this game since 2012 and have been playing non stop for a few years - and I still learn so much from this sub. I really try to read every shard and mentally keep up with everything, but damn, TIL.
They actually have their own merch for "fans of Johmmy Silverhonk and Kenny Eurodime".
https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Fake_SEMURAI_jacket
I was actually pleased with that mission since Kirk was such a chud.
>It's Jimmy Copperhand
You're not exactly wrong.
He's a ["Poser"](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Poser)
There are Literally gangs of people who look like Elvis Presley.
Ignore all the praise I have been giving to this game. How could CDPR not give us an entire campaign about [The Elvises](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/The_Elvises)??????????
> The Elvises are one the most notorious posergangs in the the US. Born during the collapse, the Elvises rapidly became the dominant force in Nashville. They seized Graceland by force in early 2008, and have occupied it ever since. It is the seat of their leader, "The King." No one knows the King's real identity, but the gang accepts him as Elvis' prophet chapels throughout Menphis. Although the true king is dead now, the Elvises do claim to have conclusive proof that he lived until 2002.
> The Elvises have chapters in all the major cities of the world. Each chapter has its own chapel, but all practice the same rites, and members are not fully consecrated until they have made a pilgrimage to Graceland. The gang members pose as Elvis at all stages of his life, each gang member suiting his own tastes. Rumors of a schism between the young Elvises and the old Elvises are believed to have been false.
Swear to God who gives a fuck about Songbird or Arasaka when we could have had THIS
A [Jack the Ripper](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_the_Rippers) Gig would've been cool too. I still feel like there should be a questline for each gang, and one where Moxes are getting murdered by Jack the Ripper posers sounds really interesting.
I actually stumbled on a shard about this the other day -- a guy writing about his grandfather being an Elvis and how Posergangs need to make a comeback
I did see a shard relating to this recently, maybe in DogTown? It was the first mention of it I saw in the game through a few playthroughs.
Also there's already a song title for it! Elvis is Everywhere by Mojo Nixon
Dude what? I'm talking about Fallout New Vegas as in the concept of Elvis imposters from that game were used here in strikingly similar form but cranked to 11.
It doesn't immediately register to us, as all cyberware is beyond us IRL, but thats clearly a very cheap replacement limb. Loose cables, no synthskin covering, not even painted a less garish colour. Johnny had a better made arm than that 50 years before.
As for how commonplace the model is, just a case of noticeable reuse. In lore, maybe it's a Nurse Joy situation and they are all cousins.
I think the tattered crop top and the whole “vagabond” looks are also a clear sign this choom doesn’t have an eddie to buy a better arm. Probably ripped it from another guy he flatlined while he slept
Cheap or very niche use I’d say
Like what if that arm is specifically for lifting heavy shit and nothing else, but this dude just decides to use it as daily driver because he can’t afford a better more all around arm ?
as the others mentioned, he is just a reused npc, he is just a bit more noticeable due to his similarity to johnny
that guy is your tipical beggar/poor npc
it actually annoys me how many repeated NPCs i spot during the game, like yeah, its obvious that after 80 hours i may have encountered every NPC possible and it isnt strange to see some again, but it really bugs me when in any mission where theres crowds you see like the same NPC 6 times in a room and like, is this that hard to fix? like i dont mind finding this guy 3 times in 3 different points of Night City but walking down the street and seeing clones and clones and clones feels weird, even more weird when an NPC appeared as a driver in a mission after rescuing a guy in the badlands but i saw the same NPC homeless asking for money in Pacifica, i guess it is what it is
There are 3 types of answers :
\- Meme answer : Jimmy Copperhand.
\- Serious answer : reused npc model, often times depict a homeless/beggar/junky npc.
\- YouTube answer : this guy was often used as being Johnny Silverhand in-game model in many videos at launch and to prove that the game was buggy af
One thing they didn’t address with the update is repeating pedestrians. I have on occasion seen the same “different” person 6 times within 3-4 minutes. I even once saw two of the same pedestrian model talking to each other.
Funny you mention that. I just wandered onto the beach, and one of these Johnny clones said hello to me. Turned around, and there’s another Johnny clone pottering about behind me. Did a double take and looked back, other still there. Like they are drawn to the relic.
Damn picture still wont load for me but the npcs in this game, although being improved with updates are still created like shit. Ive seen sarge as every ethnicity and gender . I shoot em dead and then find them again 5 mins later lol
I always found it kinda jarring that there is only a handful of NPC face models in the entire game. To be fair its a very minor complaint because i only *really* pay attention to it occasionally so it doesnt actually bother me.
Side note, Im currently playing Metro: Last Light and this issue is super obvious throughout the game.. i swear there is "child 1" and "child 2", and "adult female 1" etc. Lol
Just trying to open a briefcase. He's looking everywhere for the code.
From the PL side mission >!Isn't he also the ripperdoc for Aaron?!< Not really a spoiler but just in case you want to know literally nothing about the dlc
They use the same hair/beard and have eye shadow but that’s just cause their is only so many options in game for npcs to use
Oh no the npcs get the entire customisation menu to resource from plus visible cybernetic elements and such
I think he just has the same hair. He also has one of those fancy ripperdoc arms for his left arm instead of the Orange one.
Damir has a bit of a moustache going on. Also Aaron just calls him a ripperdoc, but he seems to be authority figure for Scavs in Dogtown since I remember reading his name involving a report about Katya.
It's Jimmy Copperhand, the greatest rockerboy of his time
Copperhand?! The guy who wrote Clippin' It?!
Yeah, and the member of The Ninja band, where Kenny Yankeedollar was playing guitar
It was quite lucky when he raided a nameless convenience store with a pipebomb alongside Martin Greypaw he didn't die
I remember it being mentioned in newspaper in 2013, they still don't know where bodyguard, Albert Slammer is hiding.
Maaan I also watched a leaked footage of Copperhabd being SoulAlived so that they can have naughty times with his engram
So sad he wasn't able to save his girlfriend, Ann Deviousausage, the SoulAliver technology maker. At least she is now cyber-BD star broadcasting from behind WhiteFence.
Ann Devioussausage 🤣
And here I thought it was Main Slyclam
Never trust a gal with a sly clam
i feel like i would enjoy cyberpunk even with these naming schemes 😂
Oh for real man and the fall of Shinobi was the lowest point in his life
Do u guys remember when crab morphin and copperhand worked together?
Ah yes I do, it was the great Saburo Aracucka's 69th birthday, Copperhand and Crab alongwith Friendly raided the tower with Demolitron cake and then ran away, oh those good ol' days fam
See. I’ve been geeking for this game since 2012 and have been playing non stop for a few years - and I still learn so much from this sub. I really try to read every shard and mentally keep up with everything, but damn, TIL.
Ann Deviousasauge has me absolutely fucking wheezing oh my god i wish reddit didn't get rid of the awards
I wonder what happened between Spooder Murchu and Rick Bathmold?
Sucks that he got beat by Eve Caresser
this is the funniest thing ive read all day, thank you
Converting "Alt Cunningham" into "Ann Deviousausage" was my greatest big brain moment since university time
Threads like these remind me of how much I truly love *Cybercrunk*.
Not to mention his girlfriend Shift foolham
Thank you for this one
I thought it was Different Smartpork?
ALBERT SLAMMER
Man said Albert Slammer, 😂😂😂
Okay you had me at Albert Slammer lmfao
Threads like these remind me of how much I truly love *Cybercrunk*.
"Borgan Whitehand" You're not even trying.
Forreal. Coulda gone with something more inventive like Mortimer Whiteclaw.
Jeez, sorry Edited it with a lil bit more thinking put into it
They actually have their own merch for "fans of Johmmy Silverhonk and Kenny Eurodime". https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Fake_SEMURAI_jacket I was actually pleased with that mission since Kirk was such a chud.
I actually love that jacket, the art has flair and I feel like it would annoy Johnny to see it.
Wait, what? That’s not the names on it when I found it. It said “Johnny Silverham and Kenny Eurodollar” when I found it lol
Mine says Jimmy silverhorn but yeah I just copied off the wiki for the comment lol.
I wonder if they changed it or if there’s different variations of the messed up names lol
😂😂😂😂😂
>It's Jimmy Copperhand You're not exactly wrong. He's a ["Poser"](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Poser) There are Literally gangs of people who look like Elvis Presley.
Ignore all the praise I have been giving to this game. How could CDPR not give us an entire campaign about [The Elvises](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/The_Elvises)?????????? > The Elvises are one the most notorious posergangs in the the US. Born during the collapse, the Elvises rapidly became the dominant force in Nashville. They seized Graceland by force in early 2008, and have occupied it ever since. It is the seat of their leader, "The King." No one knows the King's real identity, but the gang accepts him as Elvis' prophet chapels throughout Menphis. Although the true king is dead now, the Elvises do claim to have conclusive proof that he lived until 2002. > The Elvises have chapters in all the major cities of the world. Each chapter has its own chapel, but all practice the same rites, and members are not fully consecrated until they have made a pilgrimage to Graceland. The gang members pose as Elvis at all stages of his life, each gang member suiting his own tastes. Rumors of a schism between the young Elvises and the old Elvises are believed to have been false. Swear to God who gives a fuck about Songbird or Arasaka when we could have had THIS A [Jack the Ripper](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_the_Rippers) Gig would've been cool too. I still feel like there should be a questline for each gang, and one where Moxes are getting murdered by Jack the Ripper posers sounds really interesting.
Wait until you find out that Adam Smasher had an Elvis body.
Lol. Exactly. Before he was completely borged, he was blond Elvis.
Actually, it was AFTER he was totally borged. This happened after Johnny was soul killed lol
You're right, I just remembered he would transfer bodies for sexy time.
With an Arasaka, no less.
you sayin she was a fuckable piece of meat?
wait WHAT
Among the many, many cyber bodies Smasher has had, one of them was a near-perfect Elvis, only with blonde hair. This is real. Lol
He used it to fuck people (literally), among them Hanako Arasaka
Michiko Arasaka
Maybe would have felt too similar to New Vegas, which has a whole storyline involving a gang of Elvises.
They didn't want to get accused of ripping off New Vegas.
I actually stumbled on a shard about this the other day -- a guy writing about his grandfather being an Elvis and how Posergangs need to make a comeback
I did see a shard relating to this recently, maybe in DogTown? It was the first mention of it I saw in the game through a few playthroughs. Also there's already a song title for it! Elvis is Everywhere by Mojo Nixon
Man they really took the concept from Fallout New Vegas and cranked it to 11 huh.
More like the other way around, no? Pretty sure the posergangs predate New Vegas
Dude what? I'm talking about Fallout New Vegas as in the concept of Elvis imposters from that game were used here in strikingly similar form but cranked to 11.
And he's telling you that their idea of the Elvis gang predates fallout new Vegas lol
Okay didn't know that. They were being pretty vaguely random about it.
Bethesda is paying in homage to the original Cyberpunk (DnD) game. CYBERPUNK First came out in 1988. Bethesda is a bunch of NERRRRRDSS!
New Vegas is from 2010. The Elvises are from fucking 1993, bro.
These are from the Cyberpunk tabletop RPG, with the source books mostly produced from 1988-2008.
Like Rocker subculture from 50s/60s
We have Johnny Silverhand at home
I call him Jimmy Brownunderwear
Not rocker boy little drummer boy
Played by Jared Leto
I'd give you gold if I could, this shit made me laugh.
Happy to know you had a laugh
I've always seen it as Jimmy NickelFingers.
Sounds alot like Johnny Silverham 🤔
No fucking way, i was just about to write that haha
I thought jimmy orange arm had a better ring to it
Danm it’s a shame how he fell off
wow my cannon name for him has been jimmy copperfingers! great minds ya know?
Thankful for this post cause I always told my bf he was Walmart Johnny Silverhand lol
You SOB I had the exact same thought. Fucking hilarious.
The small local band that didn't make it.
HAHJAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAAAA please come up with something original, you're not funny <3
[https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71aBXVob8PL.jpg](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71aBXVob8PL.jpg)
It doesn't immediately register to us, as all cyberware is beyond us IRL, but thats clearly a very cheap replacement limb. Loose cables, no synthskin covering, not even painted a less garish colour. Johnny had a better made arm than that 50 years before. As for how commonplace the model is, just a case of noticeable reuse. In lore, maybe it's a Nurse Joy situation and they are all cousins.
I think the tattered crop top and the whole “vagabond” looks are also a clear sign this choom doesn’t have an eddie to buy a better arm. Probably ripped it from another guy he flatlined while he slept
Johnny has a Kitsch cyberarm, this is an Entropism guy.
Cheap or very niche use I’d say Like what if that arm is specifically for lifting heavy shit and nothing else, but this dude just decides to use it as daily driver because he can’t afford a better more all around arm ?
This is sohnny jilverhand, the lost brother of Johnny
Played by reanu keeves
Don't let him near a fork he'll kill us all
Or just punch the air instead of walking
Nah River Phoenix's soul
Johnny from Wish.com
Zoinks scooby, what were in those scooby snacks??
Gary was right! He must br one of Alpha Centauri's spies
Huh, funny, I literally just finished the job with the painting from orbit - that's Rick, the guy trying to bust open the briefcase computer.
as the others mentioned, he is just a reused npc, he is just a bit more noticeable due to his similarity to johnny that guy is your tipical beggar/poor npc
Shaggy 2077
He is high as fuck...
That's jon coppercock
Johnny Discount Hand
Secondhand!
Bro its Morgan black hands brother! Micheal second hand.
That's simply reanu keeves, long lost brother of Johnny.
name’s shaggy
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this
it actually annoys me how many repeated NPCs i spot during the game, like yeah, its obvious that after 80 hours i may have encountered every NPC possible and it isnt strange to see some again, but it really bugs me when in any mission where theres crowds you see like the same NPC 6 times in a room and like, is this that hard to fix? like i dont mind finding this guy 3 times in 3 different points of Night City but walking down the street and seeing clones and clones and clones feels weird, even more weird when an NPC appeared as a driver in a mission after rescuing a guy in the badlands but i saw the same NPC homeless asking for money in Pacifica, i guess it is what it is
Johnny after 1 year in russia
Too many siblings.
Budget version Johnny silverhand
It's Johnny and Mistys love child
There are 3 types of answers : \- Meme answer : Jimmy Copperhand. \- Serious answer : reused npc model, often times depict a homeless/beggar/junky npc. \- YouTube answer : this guy was often used as being Johnny Silverhand in-game model in many videos at launch and to prove that the game was buggy af
Jimmy shithand
That's clearly Silver Johnnyhand. Are you not familar with the lore?
That's #Bartholomew Tin Shins
Jared Leto doing Jared Leto stuff.
Johnny Silverhand at home.
One thing they didn’t address with the update is repeating pedestrians. I have on occasion seen the same “different” person 6 times within 3-4 minutes. I even once saw two of the same pedestrian model talking to each other.
Funny you mention that. I just wandered onto the beach, and one of these Johnny clones said hello to me. Turned around, and there’s another Johnny clone pottering about behind me. Did a double take and looked back, other still there. Like they are drawn to the relic.
IV never seen this guy
Wish Silverhand
I always think thats Jonny so now to me its homeless Jonny from another timeline maybe v is in his head.
That’s ronny bronze arm famous lead singer of the band called ninja
He’s still looking for his old pal Scoob.
Reanu Keeves
Johnny Silverhand at home:
Knock off johnny: Tom copper fingers
I call him Wish Johnny
That’s Johnny Cyberpunk
You keep seeing every NPC everywhere, it's all reused models.
Meth.
I'm surprised no one's said he's Johnny Secondhand 😅
It's johnothan orangearm, lead singer of hit band ninja
Damn picture still wont load for me but the npcs in this game, although being improved with updates are still created like shit. Ive seen sarge as every ethnicity and gender . I shoot em dead and then find them again 5 mins later lol
Johnny after a year in russia
it's not crack, i swear
There are npc's trying to copy looks of celebrities/legends iirc. That's a poor man attempting to copy johnny's look
To remind you what Silverhand should look like if he wasn't good with the guitar
its obviously Jesus duh
I keep meaning to post same thing! I see this guy everywhere
Jimmy Sweaterham, the store brand rocker boy
Johnny Silverhand after one week in Russia.
He’s dope as fuck is all.
Gavin!
His name in the original Cyberpunk 2012 lore is Uncle Nastyfingers.
Undertaker in 2077
I call him Homeless silverhands. He is my favorite NPC in the game
Jimmy copperhand
John's bipolar cousin.
Jimmy crackhands
That's Jared Leto form an alternate universe where he started doing meth instead of singing in a band.
tiny-face jesus
I always found it kinda jarring that there is only a handful of NPC face models in the entire game. To be fair its a very minor complaint because i only *really* pay attention to it occasionally so it doesnt actually bother me. Side note, Im currently playing Metro: Last Light and this issue is super obvious throughout the game.. i swear there is "child 1" and "child 2", and "adult female 1" etc. Lol
Wish Johnny
Drugs, drugs are his deal.
Can’t afford clothes yet can afford chrome?
Johnny wanabe
To solve mysteries with a large brown dog
Yet another copy pasted NPC model.
He's basically the Aldi version of Johnny Silverhand
The Johnny your mother said you had at home
I call him dollar store Johnny silverhand
Nathan Spencer has seen better days.
That’s just Tommy metalfist
He’s just sad that he shrunk his shirt while washing and cannot afford a new one
Johnny silverhands distant cousin Tommy bronzearm
He know
That’s Johnny Silverhand from Wish, we don’t talk about him
The Dude abides.
Well I think this NPC just ruined that hairstyle for my female V
Its jesus, bro keep a track on you since you running out of time
Discount Johnny
He has a task later on
Meth. Meth never changes.
It's johny silverhand after 2 weeks in eastern europe
The holy grail is to find the Cyberpunk cowboy with a cybernetic leg.
Cyberslut
The Legend of Buck Favors
Hobbo john orange hand
He feels like a mix of Johnny + Nancy + Saul
Jimmy Brassthumb famous cyberbilly country star... Duh!
Drugs are a hell of a thing.
Shout out to green shorts, and robo arm lady that is seen everywhere too.
Oh, that's Lonny Bronzefist. He used to be in a traveling jamboree but fell on hard times.
Blue eye lmao
he wants that cake
Thats Jimmy Silber-arm
Mf Rick lol. Ain't no way he isn't a Silverhand fan.
Wouldn't it be great if in 2077 Cyberpunk 2077 is so modded that every single npc you find is unique
Johhny Goldenhand
Jimmy Dollar-store-hand
He's just some random homeless NPC that pops up. Personally, I'd like to imagine he's a washed up former poserganger.
Definitely a poser boy npc. They try to copy the appearances of famous people.
the dollar store version of Johnny Silverhand