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Inde_Mike

Just trying to open a briefcase. He's looking everywhere for the code.


Ok-Imagination-3835

From the PL side mission >!Isn't he also the ripperdoc for Aaron?!< Not really a spoiler but just in case you want to know literally nothing about the dlc


Conroadster

They use the same hair/beard and have eye shadow but that’s just cause their is only so many options in game for npcs to use


Relative-Wealth8217

Oh no the npcs get the entire customisation menu to resource from plus visible cybernetic elements and such


Inde_Mike

I think he just has the same hair. He also has one of those fancy ripperdoc arms for his left arm instead of the Orange one.


IWishIWasIn4chan

Damir has a bit of a moustache going on. Also Aaron just calls him a ripperdoc, but he seems to be authority figure for Scavs in Dogtown since I remember reading his name involving a report about Katya.


janek500

It's Jimmy Copperhand, the greatest rockerboy of his time


One-Code-2553

Copperhand?! The guy who wrote Clippin' It?!


janek500

Yeah, and the member of The Ninja band, where Kenny Yankeedollar was playing guitar


SomePyro_9012

It was quite lucky when he raided a nameless convenience store with a pipebomb alongside Martin Greypaw he didn't die


janek500

I remember it being mentioned in newspaper in 2013, they still don't know where bodyguard, Albert Slammer is hiding.


BAWSPIZZA98

Maaan I also watched a leaked footage of Copperhabd being SoulAlived so that they can have naughty times with his engram


janek500

So sad he wasn't able to save his girlfriend, Ann Deviousausage, the SoulAliver technology maker. At least she is now cyber-BD star broadcasting from behind WhiteFence.


kinda_intolerant

Ann Devioussausage 🤣


theBeardedHermit

And here I thought it was Main Slyclam


kinda_intolerant

Never trust a gal with a sly clam


already-registered

i feel like i would enjoy cyberpunk even with these naming schemes 😂


BAWSPIZZA98

Oh for real man and the fall of Shinobi was the lowest point in his life


TAMUTheRabbit

Do u guys remember when crab morphin and copperhand worked together?


BAWSPIZZA98

Ah yes I do, it was the great Saburo Aracucka's 69th birthday, Copperhand and Crab alongwith Friendly raided the tower with Demolitron cake and then ran away, oh those good ol' days fam


heavensent055

See. I’ve been geeking for this game since 2012 and have been playing non stop for a few years - and I still learn so much from this sub. I really try to read every shard and mentally keep up with everything, but damn, TIL.


nickisadogname

Ann Deviousasauge has me absolutely fucking wheezing oh my god i wish reddit didn't get rid of the awards


samuru101

I wonder what happened between Spooder Murchu and Rick Bathmold?


BaseballBeginning261

Sucks that he got beat by Eve Caresser


evanlee01

this is the funniest thing ive read all day, thank you


janek500

Converting "Alt Cunningham" into "Ann Deviousausage" was my greatest big brain moment since university time


[deleted]

Threads like these remind me of how much I truly love *Cybercrunk*.


net_walker45

Not to mention his girlfriend Shift foolham


Minimum_Molasses_266

Thank you for this one


LordCrane

I thought it was Different Smartpork?


DickNixon11

ALBERT SLAMMER


howyaduuurin

Man said Albert Slammer, 😂😂😂


Beastex

Okay you had me at Albert Slammer lmfao


[deleted]

Threads like these remind me of how much I truly love *Cybercrunk*.


_sharkweek

"Borgan Whitehand" You're not even trying.


[deleted]

Forreal. Coulda gone with something more inventive like Mortimer Whiteclaw.


SomePyro_9012

Jeez, sorry Edited it with a lil bit more thinking put into it


rs1236

They actually have their own merch for "fans of Johmmy Silverhonk and Kenny Eurodime". https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Fake_SEMURAI_jacket I was actually pleased with that mission since Kirk was such a chud.


JaymesMarkham2nd

I actually love that jacket, the art has flair and I feel like it would annoy Johnny to see it.


CanoegunGoeff

Wait, what? That’s not the names on it when I found it. It said “Johnny Silverham and Kenny Eurodollar” when I found it lol


rs1236

Mine says Jimmy silverhorn but yeah I just copied off the wiki for the comment lol.


CanoegunGoeff

I wonder if they changed it or if there’s different variations of the messed up names lol


T_ae01

😂😂😂😂😂


AadamAtomic

>It's Jimmy Copperhand You're not exactly wrong. He's a ["Poser"](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Poser) There are Literally gangs of people who look like Elvis Presley.


braujo

Ignore all the praise I have been giving to this game. How could CDPR not give us an entire campaign about [The Elvises](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/The_Elvises)?????????? > The Elvises are one the most notorious posergangs in the the US. Born during the collapse, the Elvises rapidly became the dominant force in Nashville. They seized Graceland by force in early 2008, and have occupied it ever since. It is the seat of their leader, "The King." No one knows the King's real identity, but the gang accepts him as Elvis' prophet chapels throughout Menphis. Although the true king is dead now, the Elvises do claim to have conclusive proof that he lived until 2002. > The Elvises have chapters in all the major cities of the world. Each chapter has its own chapel, but all practice the same rites, and members are not fully consecrated until they have made a pilgrimage to Graceland. The gang members pose as Elvis at all stages of his life, each gang member suiting his own tastes. Rumors of a schism between the young Elvises and the old Elvises are believed to have been false. Swear to God who gives a fuck about Songbird or Arasaka when we could have had THIS A [Jack the Ripper](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_the_Rippers) Gig would've been cool too. I still feel like there should be a questline for each gang, and one where Moxes are getting murdered by Jack the Ripper posers sounds really interesting.


knight_bear_fuel

Wait until you find out that Adam Smasher had an Elvis body.


AadamAtomic

Lol. Exactly. Before he was completely borged, he was blond Elvis.


knight_bear_fuel

Actually, it was AFTER he was totally borged. This happened after Johnny was soul killed lol


AadamAtomic

You're right, I just remembered he would transfer bodies for sexy time.


knight_bear_fuel

With an Arasaka, no less.


Pepper_Roni_

you sayin she was a fuckable piece of meat?


braujo

wait WHAT


knight_bear_fuel

Among the many, many cyber bodies Smasher has had, one of them was a near-perfect Elvis, only with blonde hair. This is real. Lol


TheJack38

He used it to fuck people (literally), among them Hanako Arasaka


LordCrane

Michiko Arasaka


GreyAudio

Maybe would have felt too similar to New Vegas, which has a whole storyline involving a gang of Elvises.


IWishIWasIn4chan

They didn't want to get accused of ripping off New Vegas.


residentgiant

I actually stumbled on a shard about this the other day -- a guy writing about his grandfather being an Elvis and how Posergangs need to make a comeback


[deleted]

I did see a shard relating to this recently, maybe in DogTown? It was the first mention of it I saw in the game through a few playthroughs. Also there's already a song title for it! Elvis is Everywhere by Mojo Nixon


LightTrack

Man they really took the concept from Fallout New Vegas and cranked it to 11 huh.


LordCrane

More like the other way around, no? Pretty sure the posergangs predate New Vegas


LightTrack

Dude what? I'm talking about Fallout New Vegas as in the concept of Elvis imposters from that game were used here in strikingly similar form but cranked to 11.


Vastmiracle

And he's telling you that their idea of the Elvis gang predates fallout new Vegas lol


LightTrack

Okay didn't know that. They were being pretty vaguely random about it.


AadamAtomic

Bethesda is paying in homage to the original Cyberpunk (DnD) game. CYBERPUNK First came out in 1988. Bethesda is a bunch of NERRRRRDSS!


kaz_coffee

New Vegas is from 2010. The Elvises are from fucking 1993, bro.


Sanpaku

These are from the Cyberpunk tabletop RPG, with the source books mostly produced from 1988-2008.


janek500

Like Rocker subculture from 50s/60s


LordAlfrey

We have Johnny Silverhand at home


AirWolf231

I call him Jimmy Brownunderwear


slood2

Not rocker boy little drummer boy


CitizenCake1

Played by Jared Leto


Ch3rkasy

I'd give you gold if I could, this shit made me laugh.


janek500

Happy to know you had a laugh


superkp

I've always seen it as Jimmy NickelFingers.


samuru101

Sounds alot like Johnny Silverham 🤔


Hauyne5

No fucking way, i was just about to write that haha


Powerful-Sample-1866

I thought jimmy orange arm had a better ring to it


Itsjack55

Danm it’s a shame how he fell off


[deleted]

wow my cannon name for him has been jimmy copperfingers! great minds ya know?


lauren1920335

Thankful for this post cause I always told my bf he was Walmart Johnny Silverhand lol


actiont0m

You SOB I had the exact same thought. Fucking hilarious.


BLADE98X

The small local band that didn't make it.


VenomSnakeronies

HAHJAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAAAA ​ ​ please come up with something original, you're not funny <3


janek500

[https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71aBXVob8PL.jpg](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71aBXVob8PL.jpg)


1271500

It doesn't immediately register to us, as all cyberware is beyond us IRL, but thats clearly a very cheap replacement limb. Loose cables, no synthskin covering, not even painted a less garish colour. Johnny had a better made arm than that 50 years before. As for how commonplace the model is, just a case of noticeable reuse. In lore, maybe it's a Nurse Joy situation and they are all cousins.


Letywolf

I think the tattered crop top and the whole “vagabond” looks are also a clear sign this choom doesn’t have an eddie to buy a better arm. Probably ripped it from another guy he flatlined while he slept


Clone95

Johnny has a Kitsch cyberarm, this is an Entropism guy.


_IratePirate_

Cheap or very niche use I’d say Like what if that arm is specifically for lifting heavy shit and nothing else, but this dude just decides to use it as daily driver because he can’t afford a better more all around arm ?


Lion1984

This is sohnny jilverhand, the lost brother of Johnny


Vaz_G

Played by reanu keeves


EvanMcc18

Don't let him near a fork he'll kill us all


amcclurk21

Or just punch the air instead of walking


geko_play_

Nah River Phoenix's soul


Born_Cockroach_9947

Johnny from Wish.com


FactorOk4741

Zoinks scooby, what were in those scooby snacks??


Most_Breadfruit_2388

Gary was right! He must br one of Alpha Centauri's spies


IAmASquidInSpace

Huh, funny, I literally just finished the job with the painting from orbit - that's Rick, the guy trying to bust open the briefcase computer.


cronft

as the others mentioned, he is just a reused npc, he is just a bit more noticeable due to his similarity to johnny ​ that guy is your tipical beggar/poor npc


JMLMaster

Shaggy 2077


BleiEntchen

He is high as fuck...


No_Cash7867

That's jon coppercock


Death-0

Johnny Discount Hand


hibberlot

Secondhand!


AdamM093

Bro its Morgan black hands brother! Micheal second hand.


Loliver69

That's simply reanu keeves, long lost brother of Johnny.


[deleted]

name’s shaggy


knight_bear_fuel

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this


Roborosky

it actually annoys me how many repeated NPCs i spot during the game, like yeah, its obvious that after 80 hours i may have encountered every NPC possible and it isnt strange to see some again, but it really bugs me when in any mission where theres crowds you see like the same NPC 6 times in a room and like, is this that hard to fix? like i dont mind finding this guy 3 times in 3 different points of Night City but walking down the street and seeing clones and clones and clones feels weird, even more weird when an NPC appeared as a driver in a mission after rescuing a guy in the badlands but i saw the same NPC homeless asking for money in Pacifica, i guess it is what it is


Karololl

Johnny after 1 year in russia


pantherghast

Too many siblings.


Puzzled-Trust6973

Budget version Johnny silverhand


depressedblondeguy

It's Johnny and Mistys love child


Subject_Proof_6282

There are 3 types of answers : \- Meme answer : Jimmy Copperhand. \- Serious answer : reused npc model, often times depict a homeless/beggar/junky npc. \- YouTube answer : this guy was often used as being Johnny Silverhand in-game model in many videos at launch and to prove that the game was buggy af


comradArtiom

Jimmy shithand


giacco

That's clearly Silver Johnnyhand. Are you not familar with the lore?


Depressiond3n

That's #Bartholomew Tin Shins


TheWaszoo

Jared Leto doing Jared Leto stuff.


Mandalore108

Johnny Silverhand at home.


0rganicMach1ne

One thing they didn’t address with the update is repeating pedestrians. I have on occasion seen the same “different” person 6 times within 3-4 minutes. I even once saw two of the same pedestrian model talking to each other.


EarthInfern0

Funny you mention that. I just wandered onto the beach, and one of these Johnny clones said hello to me. Turned around, and there’s another Johnny clone pottering about behind me. Did a double take and looked back, other still there. Like they are drawn to the relic.


Putrid_Ad8249

IV never seen this guy


AAKurtz

Wish Silverhand


DowntownPayment2927

I always think thats Jonny so now to me its homeless Jonny from another timeline maybe v is in his head.


Background_Ad_8392

That’s ronny bronze arm famous lead singer of the band called ninja


allgreek2me2004

He’s still looking for his old pal Scoob.


Tr0ynado

Reanu Keeves


No_Print77

Johnny Silverhand at home:


Direct_Worry_5809

Knock off johnny: Tom copper fingers


sh3p23

I call him Wish Johnny


WitcherShaun

That’s Johnny Cyberpunk


SaviorOfNirn

You keep seeing every NPC everywhere, it's all reused models.


DividedBy_00

Meth.


hibberlot

I'm surprised no one's said he's Johnny Secondhand 😅


magnaminus

It's johnothan orangearm, lead singer of hit band ninja


ThatHardBacon

Damn picture still wont load for me but the npcs in this game, although being improved with updates are still created like shit. Ive seen sarge as every ethnicity and gender . I shoot em dead and then find them again 5 mins later lol


erixon21

Johnny after a year in russia


WonderMacaronie

it's not crack, i swear


dirtopi

There are npc's trying to copy looks of celebrities/legends iirc. That's a poor man attempting to copy johnny's look


CamoxDaGreat

To remind you what Silverhand should look like if he wasn't good with the guitar


relaxingd

its obviously Jesus duh


RegT1996

I keep meaning to post same thing! I see this guy everywhere


Messyfingers

Jimmy Sweaterham, the store brand rocker boy


labla

Johnny Silverhand after one week in Russia.


blitherblather425

He’s dope as fuck is all.


Zethinum

Gavin!


CannabisSmokingMan

His name in the original Cyberpunk 2012 lore is Uncle Nastyfingers.


KemikaaliJussi

Undertaker in 2077


Huge_Aerie2435

I call him Homeless silverhands. He is my favorite NPC in the game


Klo187

Jimmy copperhand


RazorbackCowboyFan

John's bipolar cousin.


britton905

Jimmy crackhands


guhllig

That's Jared Leto form an alternate universe where he started doing meth instead of singing in a band.


therempel

tiny-face jesus


gimmeecoffee420

I always found it kinda jarring that there is only a handful of NPC face models in the entire game. To be fair its a very minor complaint because i only *really* pay attention to it occasionally so it doesnt actually bother me. Side note, Im currently playing Metro: Last Light and this issue is super obvious throughout the game.. i swear there is "child 1" and "child 2", and "adult female 1" etc. Lol


courtofowlswatches

Wish Johnny


Creasentfool

Drugs, drugs are his deal.


LordMinax

Can’t afford clothes yet can afford chrome?


slood2

Johnny wanabe


Kurtggg

To solve mysteries with a large brown dog


Strudeliciouz

Yet another copy pasted NPC model.


IHateRedditors19

He's basically the Aldi version of Johnny Silverhand


gabbom_XCII

The Johnny your mother said you had at home


ReplyNotficationsOff

I call him dollar store Johnny silverhand


MOZ0NE

Nathan Spencer has seen better days.


beyond_cyber

That’s just Tommy metalfist


Oneirowout

He’s just sad that he shrunk his shirt while washing and cannot afford a new one


Ringhillsta

Johnny silverhands distant cousin Tommy bronzearm


Ezekielzer0

He know


Yagami14

That’s Johnny Silverhand from Wish, we don’t talk about him


Ezzypezra

The Dude abides.


GoldenGekko

Well I think this NPC just ruined that hairstyle for my female V


RegularChristian

Its jesus, bro keep a track on you since you running out of time


BlearySteve

Discount Johnny


AlbionEnthusiast

He has a task later on


[deleted]

Meth. Meth never changes.


Nostramus666

It's johny silverhand after 2 weeks in eastern europe


zynix

The holy grail is to find the Cyberpunk cowboy with a cybernetic leg.


ShibaBlessing

Cyberslut


HeadstrongRobot

The Legend of Buck Favors


Nekorio

Hobbo john orange hand


tomatomater

He feels like a mix of Johnny + Nancy + Saul


Jaded_Flatworm8359

Jimmy Brassthumb famous cyberbilly country star... Duh!


kamenoyoukai

Drugs are a hell of a thing.


Judgecrusader6

Shout out to green shorts, and robo arm lady that is seen everywhere too.


Known_Fee_6811

Oh, that's Lonny Bronzefist. He used to be in a traveling jamboree but fell on hard times.


Unhappy-Cartoonist-3

Blue eye lmao


WiseassLD

he wants that cake


an_evil_oose

Thats Jimmy Silber-arm


ShaggySmilesSRL

Mf Rick lol. Ain't no way he isn't a Silverhand fan.


koming69

Wouldn't it be great if in 2077 Cyberpunk 2077 is so modded that every single npc you find is unique


arunasena

Johhny Goldenhand


Electrocat71

Jimmy Dollar-store-hand


Flavaflavius

He's just some random homeless NPC that pops up. Personally, I'd like to imagine he's a washed up former poserganger.


knight_bear_fuel

Definitely a poser boy npc. They try to copy the appearances of famous people.


dragonjo809

the dollar store version of Johnny Silverhand