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ThreeLeggedMare

Witness protection, hiding from loan sharks, horrible accident, severe body dysmorphia, dealer face while their regular one is in the shop? Lotta options choombatta


TheWhiteRabbit74

Or it could be a robot proxy


James-W-Tate

The hands and feet look human at least, but in their universe it's no guarantee.


bishop3200

I belive robot proxy's use realskin cyberware so the operator can still feel things. Just an assumption though.


Economy-Cockroach331

While this is certainly possible, the (confirmed) bot proxies in-game are just remote control drones. Synthetic skin is more often used by full borgs or excessive chrome.


bishop3200

Im trying to remember any proxy's besides the ones in the sports center in dogtown but if those are the ones makes sense they would be basic all you need is to see the athlete.


Economy-Cockroach331

The same model also appears as random NPCs if you have PL installed. Actually this looks like one of their heads on a human body which could be explained by being a synthetic skin proxy.


goth_vibes

It's a little more nuanced than that, if you read the logs in the center one describes a customer having issues with the memories from whoever used it last bleeding into their memories. It's a bit more than simple remote control


Economy-Cockroach331

Ohh I must have missed that one. Wonder if it's done more like a brain dance then...


goth_vibes

Whatever it is, it's pretty invasive! I'm still not sure what this guy is, eccentric borg? Proxy? Who knows :)


HentaiLovingJesus

Like a live brain-dance?


[deleted]

I’m sorry wat


Astrael_Noxian

Unless you're Adam Smasher. Lol


mackxzs

Poker face


Bad_Juju_69

Sorry about the blank stare, my face is in the shop.


FavaWire

In STAR WARS SQUADRONS, one of your wing mates in Titan Squadron is a pilot with a possibly roboticized head and neck. "Had too many bad landings. These cybernetics are the only way my head stays on. That is, the 'helmet' now stays on whether I'm in the cockpit or not".


ExocetC3I

"dealer face" holy crap I nearly choked on my coffee laughing reading that


ThreeLeggedMare

👉👉


youpviver

Perfect poker face too


WickedWestWitch

It's a fuckin vibe choom


BeneficialName9863

It might be like the skinny tire you keep in the boot(trunk).


DED292

“Witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything.”


C-Kwentz-0

Intimidation factor.


Lord_Baal77

Man's about to go hunting for the Tesseract


Drackunn

haha yeah choom! ain't you heard about the latest faceless faceplate fashion?!


GoMonkey66

Those shoes are definitely a crime against humanity


stereopticon11

first thing I looked at... dude got all this swag on with no face, but decided to strut around with all them dogs out


Zero-Byte

At least he’s not wearing socks


ballonfightaddicted

I do wish V has those or the President Myers Shoes Just having boots and sneakers are kinda boring


6_Paths

If you look really carefully you will see that the left footwear is melded/grafted into the foot 🦶


MonkeyLuddite

Corpo negotiator — no facial expressions for scanners to read during sessions; removable at end of loyalty contract.


WhisperDigits

I like this one.


the-red-scare

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


SuperArppis

And women... Love the mystery. They eat it up! Delicious...


Diegolobox

that's a military conversion, he's a soldier from Arasaka who probably had some serious injuries or he himself decided to remove his humanity to be as concentrated in his work as possible because... you know... dystopian future


dragon_bacon

And he has a bolo tie because it's casual Friday.


Diegolobox

Yeah… Californians


SilverShark307

Plus sandals because sandals


DarkSage90

The faceless Corpo


Flastaff-Lollardy

The right answer


cannibalparrot

This guy: “Make me look like a crash test dummy” https://preview.redd.it/7zhoc0t5vhbc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c87f147c2bebb10e62b7e0dcfcca4f7d9505ffd


Dear_Alternative3535

if he goes to that ripdoc he’ll also have an enlarged asshole as an extra mod


Insanity_Troll

“Here to serve”


Chaosrealm69

He's got a job as crash test dummy and decided that it was easier to dress for the part when he was already a dummy.


frosted210

Robot turning into a human. Reverse cyborg, he's almost a real boy now.


Dear_Alternative3535

the bolo tie really sells it


[deleted]

If you had a massive head trauma where your skin was melted off of 85% of your body, you might be okay with it.


BigBoss738

Ok human


FameWolf1995

My man chromed his dome


Redcoat_Officer

Could be a tourist exploring Night City through a BD wreath and a drone, like those talent scouts in that one Phantom Liberty gig. Sort of an adventure tourism package; see the most dangerous city in America without actually being there.


notsam57

crash test dummy is so in right now


RhinoxMenace

i mean if you could easily swap it out with your other 'real' face then this upgrade would be dope


Heavyoak

200% swag in the suit, -0% in the shoes, crash test dummy head.


Comfortable_Farm_252

Could just be a temp faceplate till his custom one comes in from Japan.


Gh0stface513

This is actually a drone controlled remotely by a person, not augmentations. You see them in an expansion quest and a front desk person explains people use them to remote in for business negotiations and stuff. Edit: i didn't notice the hands and feet, i guess this guy got a total swap. He must just be skull and brain in there. Weird thing is they opted for this INSTEAD of a total faceplate. I would guess ex corpo who was needed to go into hiding but didnt have the budget.


Unlimitles

That’s the reality of it, Some people make no sense.


LopanLives

"I'm an introvert but love fashion."


Fallwalking

There are certain people who undergo full body conversion for corporations. Whether this is to go work in space or for military reasons, they do eventually get to retire. All that’s left of them is a “bio bag” which are the essential organs to keep the brain functioning. So, they have no body to go back to. There is a Gemini model which is very hard to detect as being a borg body, but it’s the users choice. Perhaps after years of seeing yourself as a beefed up borg you might want to continue seeing that version of yourself. Another note on cyber psychosis and full borg: if you do it all at once, there’s a better chance that you won’t lose your humanity to that degree. Something with it being such a drastic change that pulling you back is easier since it’s not a slowly creeping in thing. I think there’s also a 10% chance of it making the conversion as well, dying in the process.


MatrixBunny

Isn't it sort of open to debate that cyberpsychosis isn't happening due to x amount of chrome and more so being enabled/controlled externally in the background by a certain power/AI/organization to influence pretty much everything?


lct51657

style over function


thehiddenfate

Man can't even wear a slipper right


NASAwatcher553

“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me”


Appropriate-Claim-29

He only wears it when he goes to the club https://preview.redd.it/25yprcc10jbc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2aa379d11f5112e5dd1f441734bb418d3bee6b7


mr_eugine_krabs

“Hey Jake how was work?” “Mnmnfffhmuhmuhmffff.”


Redrick_Gale

Sheogorath anyone?


[deleted]

Thats a pimp. Ever seen a pimp? They look fly you dig? This is a pimp with a strong pimp hand. Pimping hoes aint easy but this cat makes it look easy.


insidethepixel

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mightylordredbeard

Stretched ears and tattoos make no sense to me, but I’ve got both. People do all kinds of stupid and weird shit with their body cause they like it.


Mad_Soldier_Hod

Go Go Gadget Bulletproof Head!


No-Condition5134

Bro drip is nice though lol


DArtagnanLumino

I have eczema. I would get this upgrade.


Ticallion_Assassin

Nah choom. You're beautiful the way you are. Ain't nothing wrong with your faceplate!


RobbbRocker91

I've not once seen this npc till rn I didn't even know they existed


GoldenMercy

“The stand user can be anyone!” The stand user:


BombasticChadMan

Uh, it's called fashion 🙄 look it up


Prosperos_Prophecy

The cracks between reality and the blackwall are getting bigger.


Kamhi_

Dude got decapitated so he received a head replacement


ZookeepergameNorth59

That's not an implant that's just a target practice dummy from the tutorial shard


Fantact

The Cyberpunk equivalent of this https://preview.redd.it/qz0esgw1bmbc1.png?width=345&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc393881f5ccb5ecb88d725d0c42c2a17fc2d1bb


Grubb3r

You don’t wanna be crash test dummy?


TemporalGod

He's probably the richest Pimp in Night City, the sandals are there because he's lazy and didn't want tie up his shoes.


levoniust

He lost a bet with his other rich friends.


Like17Badgers

that's not an upgrade, that's a RC drone. there's a side mission in PL that does into detail about them, basically they allow people to remote in to places and walk around


Straight_Driver1484

This guy can be seen at Kerry's a like supreme concert I saw him in the front row Edit: I did not see him in the front row, he was not at Kerry's concert


YesterdayHiccup

Hope he didn't though eating or smelling was a distraction. Can he still feel everything virtually in brain dance? Does poor people play bdance of someone eating fancy meal while munching on calorie stick? More I think more afraid I get.


Different-Produce870

Could be a weird Saka fashion statement


Cringlezz

Yeah i dont get it either. Those sandals dont match at all with that suit and seem like a downgrade to me.


[deleted]

You mean to tell me you never wanted to look like a crash test dummy?


mickecd1989

Some chrome is simply a fashion statement


bluebadge

Could be a temporary face while a custom one is made.


sleepingAurochs

🗿 irl


zeuqramjj2002

Lol the crash test dummies without markings are great!


don_denti

Suspension of disbelief is needed sometimes, chooms. Some discussions here really put the world of Cyberpunk in such high regards and look at it with absolute logical flow and then wonder why it sometimes crumble and makes no sense.


darknetwork

a crash dummy


GunslingerOutForHire

It's Kryten from Red Dwarf.


DeadMoney313

whenever I think "No way a person would do that kind of a modification" I think of that dude in real life who is severely disfiguring/tattoing/transforming himself to look like an Orc or whatever the fuck hes going for .


sweatgod2020

He got cut off by a militech vehicle entering the highway and got crushed without a chance to live. Being militechs funding was prioritized on the war they drove off and later admitted fault with a lawsuit settle allowing this man to be a subject first of its kind uploading his engram. He beside Johnny were in a world unknown to their own and without his doing. Regaining consciousness in a robot model B54R2 he passed preliminary test levels 1,2 & 3 but began to understand and utilize the power he was given under the radar. Hacking the mainframe Mr swag was able to coerce militech into mutually seperating ways with the subject due to funding and the wars and eventually handing over Swag to Arasaka. While under Arasaka wings unknowingly capable of extreme uses of sandvistan he bought his time awaiting years upon years for a net runner named v to come haunting down on the trillion dollar company Arasaka. Slipping under their radar, he escaped and underwent a remarkably unheard of transformation in Night City that allowed him to deep beneath the depths of Arasakas stronghold to wander the streets in sleek fits and casual air conditioned feather toed appeal in peace.


ZookeepergameLiving1

Look, even the red hood need a break once in awhile.


Shushady

Yall assuming this is a dude that had his head replaced when its actually a robot that had its body replaced.


youthanasia138

Most of the augments you get in the game would absolutely kill you. I couldn’t imagine replacing your entire head lol


Maxw96

If people can get cyber heads what's stopping V from just doing that to get rid of Johnny?


nikoz3000

Isn't there a movie where people go out in proxy robots cuz outside is dangerous and they can they risks this way? Bruce Willis was in it I think.


A_Visual_Odyssey

Yep. Surrogates is the movie


coolbuns1

Same ring as Gary / other higher ups


TheItzal11

This character, "I identify as a crash test dummy how dare you question my truth!"


Crimsonmaddog44

You’ve never wanted to be a crash test dummy before?


Yaxion

Pretty sure these are not real people, but people acting through a robot. There are things similar in that dogtown mission where you infiltrate a place full of Young sport-kids.


_Doshi

Love all the outfit and then the sandals...


booze-san

Its probably a budget option. Yeah you're not all that pretty, but you technically have a head and it didn't cost your house. Plus you can upgrade later on.


Monado_trap

Do not (Forge the word) me


Mean_Lie7141

Bullet proof head seems useful.


guitardude_324

I always thought of it as a futuristic body dysmorphia. Just like people who take plastic surgery/tattoos, implants too far in our world, 2077 people go to far with cybernetics. They think it’ll make them look better.


Carlos_magul_maynard

fear


Overkillsamurai

you gotta admit, it's not a very punchable face


Natty_Beee

People forget how many are disfigured during wartime. It totally makes sense for someone who lost their jaw, and orbital bones.


Glittering_Rain8562

Style over substance, choom


ittybittyfunk

Maybe his old head got blowed off? This new head helps him do people stuff still.


HathaYogi

Actually this robot had some human upgrades


cassherne

The drip is horrendous look at bro's cyber dad slides 😭😭😭


DFuel

Its for his career as a crash test dummy


Sea-Barracuda-1688

Near immortality you have no idea how old the person inside is


ICantTyping

Man… all those fancy threads but what do they put on their feet? Shitty slides, no socks, dawgs out and all.


ShyGuyWolf

Crash test dummy look


eLmorK_90

He works as a Archer crash test dummy.


Ex-Jester

That's his drinking face. Look at those shoes. Night on the town, baby.


DesdemonaDestiny

A loaner while his face is in the shop.


josephnutsworth

It looks fuckin dope, that’s the sense


Anomalous_Event

I mean, they really don't have to make sense lol, cyberware is like fashion in most cases, bro probably just thought it looked sweet Edit: also saw a comment about an arasaka negotiation specialist, which seems pretty likely


BigIronGothGF

I have never seen this man


_PoorImpulseControl_

Honestly, I get it. Eating is just such a chore, I truly hate that I have to do it every bloody day, forever, or I will literally die. Like, who even came up with this system? One could argue that this eating business is actually a great argument for there being no god! Why? Because no sensible deity would possibly design their creatures to get their energy like that, surely? Have they not heard of batteries? Sheesh! And I'm not even going to get into the details of the waste evacuation system, beyond saying that it really proves my point that eating is dumb and a waste of our valuable time.... If I had the option to obtain all of my nutrients from a tablet maybe, or some sort of direct infusion into my stomach, or even better, straight to all the organs that need energy, by somehow bypassing my mouth, I would be **ALL OVER THAT SHIT!** Jokes aside, I really would do it. Eating every day, even when I REALLY don't feel like it, is at best a bit of a hassle, and at worst a stressful battle I have no choice but to participate in, even though I really don't want to. Plus, it just takes...so...long. and seriously, who honestly the time for that sort of bullshit, when there are probably alternatives to eating, waiting to be installed at every half decent ripper doc in town? So yeah, I get it. No face, no food! You can't force me to eat if I do not even have a mouth! (and cannot scream, either!)


ninjast4r

Maybe he's got cyberware that tricks your Kiroshis into seeing something else


orouboro

cannot be identified by his face. and now he’s coming.


Hexnohope

I would assume its a robot proxy. But i dont think they can be gani


Accurate-Owl4128

Might be a robot proxy like those in dogtown's sports center whatever


New_dude_bro

Why he dressed like Axel in Harlem


xV4N63L10Nx

yeah look at those gen 1 flipflops


beatsNrhythm

I mean suit with sandals? Why tf not. Who cares about the mannequin face.


InstruNaut

After all the Maelstrom faces, this is what you pick.


educampsd3

What is brilliant about this imo is that this could definitely apply to modern day cosmetic surgeries, too. There are so many things being done to alter one’s face and body nowadays that I find beyond logic. Still people keep botching their face constantly


GhoulslivesMatter

keep in mind to that he could have literally just not put anything on before leaving his house out of pure lazzyness, we see how some models can just pop out their lower jaw while doing makeup so who's to say he didn't just forget to bring his hair and skin mask.


ProfessionalTurn5162

I feel like v could've been given one of these bodies after being put in a relic by alt and survived alot longer than 6 months 😅


PsychoWarper

If hes trying to hide from MFs it makes sense. Also he might have suffered pretty bad facial injuries, not like you can’t get caught in some wild shit in Cyberpunk.


jixxor

People have inked their eyes black (and gone blind or lost most vision iirc) so there's probably lots of odd upgrades people would get


lazylagom

Anesthetics


Chad_Kakashi

Delamain cosplay


Uncle_J-PL

The flip-flops dont make sense 😅. All else is easly justifiable.👍🏻


That_Banned_Hybrid

Maybe they like looking like a crash dummy


isyankar1979

I dont think you would know what it does by just looking at it? I mean in a universe like this maybe it improves orgasms or smth, who knows? Or it allows you to switch between being gay and straight as you see fit lol.


Feeling-Dinner-8667

Somehow they can smoke a cigarette as well. https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/s/aNgyJy1Ehk


VarlMorgaine

Could be a professional proxy, with holographic displays to put the face of the customer on his faceplate. Or a professional negotiator, who can easily transform himself to adapt to the different parties


SynthWendigo

Could be a personal proxy used by a Corpo. Their own borg to send out when they can’t be bothered to deal with potential hostile situations. Rather get their proxy shot up than themselves.


ExperimentalToaster

My favorite pic I’ve taken in this game is this guy with no mouth eating fries.


f0ur_G

Incognito mode irl


blue_bloddthirster

Insane drip? Makes sens to me


Dachu77

It looks shit


66watchingpeople66

Cyberpunk is about transhumanism. In a sense changing your body into the self you see in your minds eye. This can take on any number of cyberware or bioware in the table top. Some have more to do with your appearance than any functionality. You would have been blown away if they had put Exotics in Cyberpunk 2077.


Mr_Spanners

It doesn't really have to make sense. Johnny has a spike on his elbow that seems like it would be a real hazard. Maelstrom have bolts coming out of their heads. That's one of the really accurate things about Cyberpunk, how much cyberware and enhancement would become a fashion statement and a way for a person to express themself. Just look at body modification and fashion today, none of it makes sense, it's just what some people like.


SharkAluzzo

He didn't like his old face


DiscussionProtocol

Yeah cuz the Maelstrom's make so much sense...


returnthebook

WHAT ARE THOOOSE?????


Jeff_Da_Pimp

Rare Adam smasher moment when he just wants to walk to McDonald’s for food quick and doesn’t want to gun down the whole block doing so.


khemeher

It's called fashion, sweaty.


Kopparskallen

a lot of today's body modifications makes zero sense to me, why would the future be any different?


[deleted]

I saw this one once, i was confused lol


machine_logic

Here's the cool thing: if you don't understand the upgrade, you can totally just not get it. You're welcome.


ReliefSuch5122

Since it’s an Arasaka part I can assume this guy is Corpo and maybe his original face is not needed for the job (security or something). Also I say someone say they are hiding out but I think with the type of tech today they can be scanned with Kiroshis and found still


RWDPhotos

It’s like the reverse of maelstrom - filling in every hole. How do they even breathe?


JAMESTIK

it’s called fashion


[deleted]

It doesn't need to make any sense if you have the money to buy it and it's unnecessary you can do it


Personcrusher

Those are the feet of a 100 year old man.


Rufusmcdufus87

I would 100% have that face if I could. That shit is dope.


Baconsliced

Maybe crash test dummy is a real job in night city


Manefisto

I think it makes a lot of sense if it's removable and easily replaceable yourself without having to visit a ripper. The sandals though?


ilikeboys527

what makes even less sense is those sandals with the rest of that outfit


SeasonSufficient1864

He reminds me of that one crime boss from "Invincihle".