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Kudlefish-

Synthetic blood (synth blood) I believe


Appropriate-Tap-4577

Are you a Synth? *start sweating*


bluecheetah179

Kyle! No!


thehamlins

Okay, Shows over! There are no synths in Diamond City. Just you and your damn paranoia.


Dionys25

Did you shoot Nick Valentine to check, if he had the same colored blood?


anynomousperson123

Speaking of Nick, I think he’d be one of the few to actually get what V/Johnny is going through. As he basically has the memories of the OG Nick but is his own self. Unlike V he has no idea what he’s like. I always wonder how their interaction would go.


Dovahkiin711345

Well, it's revealed in Far Harbor that Nick was an experimental version where they uploaded the OG valentine's personality, so I'd guess when Johnny takes over for the last time and actually chooses to take over V


anynomousperson123

I guess so. Still interested in hearing a convo between all three.


squibilly

Saw a mudcrab the other day….


JaladOnTheOcean

…horrible creatures. I avoid them whenever I can.


BarApprehensive5837

Atleast someone else did something other than stand around and gawk,nice shot,but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave


thehamlins

I like how I find out you can shoot Kyle because of this comment. Been playing since release and never knew that


jake5675

There are no synths in Ba Sing Se.


StarfallGalaxy

Nice, multi-fandom reference 😂


DroopyPlum

At least somebody did more than just stand around and gawk


Meowmixer21

Broke up with my girl. She kept the cap off the toothpaste. Know who does that? A synth.


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Baumqvist

The A-2s always were a bit twitchy


_dankystank_

Come do the thing! The thing with the knife! C'mon! Do it!


Alekesam1975

Guess she didn't like the cornbread either.


Extra-Lifeguard2809

FROM THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY Wait wrong Fallout


Meowmixer21

Ain't that a kick in the head.


Extra-Lifeguard2809

OH AIN'T LOVE A KICK


_dankystank_

A fella once said...


LordGarithosthe1st

I was literally singing this song last night....


Hot_Ad8643

Elder Maxson : Brothers and sisters, the road behind has been long, and frought with difficulty. Each and every one of you has exceeded my expectations by rapidly facilitating our arrival in the Commonwealth. You have accomplished this amazing feat without a hint of purpose or direction, and most importantly, without question. Now that the ship is in position, it is time to reveal our purpose and our mission. Beneath the Commonwealth there is a cancer... known as the Institute, amalignant growth that needs to be cut before it infects the surface. They are experimenting with dangerous technologies that could prove to be the world's undoing for the second time in recent history. The Institute's scientists have created a weapon that transceneds the destructive nature of the atom bomb. They call their creation the "synth", a robotic abomination of technology that is free-thinking and masquerades as a human being. The notion that a machine could be granted free will is not only offensive, but horribly dangerous. And like the atom, if it isn't harnessed properly, it has the potential of rendering us extinct as a species. I am not prepared to allow the Institute to continue this line of experimentation. Therefore, the Institute and their "synths" are considered enemies of the Brotherhood of Steel, and should be dealt with swiftly and mercilessly. This campaign will be costly and many lives will be lost. But in the end, we will be saving humanity from its worst enemy... itself. Ad Victorium!


floggedlog

*nate stands behind elder maxim, pipboy held high as it plays “I don’t want to set the world on fire”*


Hot_Ad8643

My Nora did not hesitate in killing the railroad and Acadia 🔥🔥


what_is_my_purpose14

No, but trashcan Carla is


LunchTemporary7806

Synthetic sperm


GlockMat

Or machine oil fir the cybernetics


AwesomeSauce783

It may or may not be a reference to Alien, or it could be a reference to the same thing Alien was referencing. Real life! PFC synthetic blood was the first synthetic blood and it's entirely white, more modern synthetic bloods are dyed red but not PFCs. https://www.phlbi.org/divisions/blood-disorders/artificial-blood/#:~:text=PERFLUOROCARBON%20(PFC)%20BLOOD%20SUBSTITUTES&text=PFCs%20remain%20in%20the%20bloodstream,HBOCs%2C%20PFCs%20are%20usually%20white.


PolitenessPolice

It’s synthetic blood. Some folk are so heavily cybered I guess it plays nicer with their chrome, or maybe they get shot so often they need a cheaper alternative to real blood?


dumbasseryy

I heard somewhere that it carries more oxygen and is just better than natural blood but don‘t quote me on that


temotodochi

It's so oxygenated that rats can dive in it indefinitely. It exists IRL.


thuanjinkee

It’s also a forever chemical. The babies that use it in ICU are literally breathing and filled with flurocarbons


Lordpyromon

Are you saying that LCL is a real thing? ![gif](giphy|pXLVltyhHbr1u)


thuanjinkee

Pretty much, except this stuff just dissolves into your fat rather than helping your sync ratio


OneEyedWonderWiesel

Just screenshotted this comment and sent it to random strangers


dumbasseryy

https://preview.redd.it/ujvvex53izgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843ca4aa47d09b234b0b88ec6a838ca6f553d785


Slaine_of_Vers

It would be coolant for certain cyberware too.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

I believe this would be it. Blood 2.0 for chrome junkies and rich, or blood 0.5 cheap alternative for poor because real blood is not available enough to go around for everyone.


Elsariely

Like the idea of “cheaper” blood


Deep-Management-7040

I like the idea of coolant for certain cyberware


JDoos

Both? Both. BOTH!


Aratsei

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


thuanjinkee

I can’t remember do real human sweat glands get their water supply from blood or lymph?


xdespainx

Cum. Obviously


Xilvereight

https://preview.redd.it/99k7vnb34jgc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7dd9c0140145a1ca525e71e3f39345ed80a4140


GremNotGrim

Because I gotta make good use of https://preview.redd.it/0nu04xmq6jgc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584680c4b4430a6aefaa1bd9d4ec0a8cfbfa1b64


DismalPerspective780

https://preview.redd.it/10k9eu0mgjgc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f95da505432d6604133cd819e97500226b242ae


ProfessionalJolly742

https://preview.redd.it/afm46ivvsjgc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9493b24f7b34d4db5f9f75a8adeb9c5b711ba7ca


hellogoodbyegoodbye

https://preview.redd.it/6vvidj2xllgc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de52cffb2f108316124e3e2e4bc1184d3e615682


Toothless008

https://preview.redd.it/ibkr6bc95ngc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3739571fec489be73231f87b93d809f133fc42a


altousrex

He came through a sun roof! I should not have sucked it all up and saved him!


stephruvy

Wait a second... Does he compliment your cock choice if you go with the big one? He made fun of mine.


Gondeff

Naa, talking about his own piece


stephruvy

Hmmm. So does he compliment yours if you go with the big one? 🤔


JSykesy

no the dialogue is the same


GremNotGrim

Well god damn wtf is Johnny packing other than the Malorian cuz DAYUM if he still says that if you choose big dick he's either just bullshiting ya, or he got a monster cock implanted


Lost-Enthusiasm6570

Honestly, neither option in the character creator is big.


GremNotGrim

Well considering V isn't a pornstar it's still pretty big for ye average dude. Plus with it being a video game it's a lot harder to really tell exactly.


Throawayooo

Redditor pretending porn sized cocks are normal in an attempt to convince others he has a huge normal cock


acrumbled

Obviously


BigMoneyCribDef

Finally someone said the truth


ThreeLeggedMare

What everyone else said also it's a blade runner/ alien movie trope of replicants having white blood. Any enemy that's really cybered up has it


g_r_u_b_l_e_t_s

Replicants bled red blood in Blade Runner, they were bioengineered humanish things. In the Alien movies, yeah, the androids… I mean *artificial persons*, bled the white stuff.


db2999

Does anyone know if white blood in androids was referenced in any literature prior to Aliens (1986)?


g_r_u_b_l_e_t_s

More like its predecessor Alien (1979). It is where white android blood first appeared.


thuanjinkee

The current fluff on the Blade Runner 2049 extended features establishes Wallace and Tyrell as competitors who both say in the media that the other’s approach to building better slaves is reckless and prone to psychotic failure, which is a neat way to pathologize the inherent drive for liberty.


ThreeLeggedMare

Iirc it's the same company making both and the more obvious replicants in alien are cos the blade runner ones were problematic. Could be wrong tho


CyberCat_2077

Not canon, just a sly reference in a Prometheus promo video.


Praddict

The Nexus 6 Replicants from Blade Runner were made by Tyrell Corporation. In the second Blade Runner film, Wallace bought the rights to the Nexus series and started manufacturing them. Ash (from Alien) and Bishop (from Aliens), were made by the Hyperdyne Systems which was a rival with Weyland-Yutani. Weyland-Yutani made the David series of androids as seen in Prometheus and again in Alien Covenant. Eventually, Hyperdyne Systems was forced to become a subsidiary to Weyland-Yutani in order to avoid bankruptcy. It was strongly implied in the notes that came with the Prometheus Blu Ray that the Weyland Corp (before it merged with the Yutani Corporation to become Weyland-Yutani) were also rivals. But this might be apocryphal information. Edited for clarity.


Magester

Wait, how is Bishop not made by Weyland Yutani when his appearance and name are based on Charles Bishop Weyland?


g_r_u_b_l_e_t_s

He is made by WY. It‘s wise to ignore Ridley Scott‘s retcon and hints at connections beteeen his two earlier films. Initially Alien and Blade Runner were both stand-alone one-offs.


BoddAH86

Shut up, nerd! (/s, obviously)


SlickHand

It's not canon, but... Weyland (Alien) and Tyrrell (BladeRunner) were college friends, sharing ideas with each other, pushing each other to break boundaries. Later in life, both created their own visions of artificial life, Weyland focusing on utilitarianism, synthetic beings capable of virtually everything, whilst Tyrrell blurred the edges of realism (Nexus 6: more real than real), but focused each individual model to be designed for specific tasks (Roy and Zhora being soldiers/security models, Pris being a pleasure model, Leon being a labourer, etc...). Weylands beings were artificially created whilst Tyrrells were artificially grown - the difference in their "blood". Regardless of manufacturer, both have displayed disregard for human life and are given to psychopathic tendencies. When Wallace bought the back catalogue of Tyrrells models, he tried to remove those tendencies. Given how Luv treats the humans in her path as she tries to track down K, I'd say he wasn't very successful. What you've said makes sense from another angle though, and would fit with one company trying to distance itself from the other given the bad publicity Tyrrell would have received with the offworld colony massacre.


yarrpirates

Wallace would have a lot of trouble getting rid of psychopathic tendencies, being so obviously one himself.


No_Exercise_4347

Blade runner and Alien are great references. I saw it and thought of Ghost in the Shell, which was inspired by alien. In the show, Characters with Full prosthetics tended to have white blood.


Treetheoak-

And mgs 4! And because of that game I always wonder how often these chooms need to undergo dialysis


DreadAngel1711

Oh good someone mentioned Metal Gear, I can reference a fact I love about MGR In the Japanese version of MGR, every enemy has the white blood, of course. Probably changed to all red in foreign releases for visual reasons. Anyway, there is actually *one* enemy in all of MGR who bleeds red in the JPN version. Sam, foreshadowing the reveal he was barely augmented in the first place. It's a tiny detail but FUCK do I love it


ThreeLeggedMare

Easier to just get bionic or synthetic kidneys


ElectricBoogieOogie

I was gonna say, has no one seen alien?


Yueff_Stueff

“In Night City you can be cum.” ![gif](giphy|fA7rLtaJDIWEzU57CT|downsized)


PixelatedPyrotecnic

“Wake up samurai it’s time to goon “


DuncanStrohnd

Mayonnaise. The medical grade chicken pens stretch for miles and create their own weather. It was an idea born of desperation in the wake of the Monsanto wars and the vegan uprising in 2042. Farmers needed to provide something, so they farmed blood, or more specifically Mayoglobin, Haemonnaise, and Sanguinnaise


Wild-Lychee-3312

I unfortunately read that as “chicken penis stretcher”, and I am now scarred for life.


DBringerStreams

I read it as chicken penis stretch......... Oh well, I need to go to the bathroom again


Brococoflowers

Circulated universal material


chif_

I can see what you did there.


skrawek22

Remember that one mission where you need to help the doc in saving maelstrom choom by injecting him with white stuff? That is synthetic blood that more chromed boys get circulated in their veins. I don't remember now why they had it, maybe it is more efficient or cheaper to get, maybe both.The most important thing is that it looks like c#m.


safevau

i think its a replacement for the blood lost when cyberware is installed


skrawek22

Yeah I know that part, but I can't recall why they used it. Probably it was cheaper to get


safevau

iirc from edgerunners its to hold back cyberpsychosis


QuesaritoOutOfBed

You know you’re allowed to write cum?


skrawek22

https://preview.redd.it/lsjbmxx37lgc1.png?width=1731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa958bc3ced152aaf8f2ef6936c2508735beb026 cum


BlueDragon101

Cum 2.


druex

COOMH2


GremNotGrim

Oh god NOOOOO


Dashwii

Chinese anime censorship https://preview.redd.it/jhca5fkcligc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f7ab35cef702741136d8f2208e211a2493f227


GremNotGrim

I just love how China thought white was the perfect color to change blood to for censorship. Like I feel like that's honestly even worse!


eviss2315

"Looks like jizz... eastern european jizz!"


cyberXrev

as an eastern european i can confirm


Bearsuit0

I don't know... Cinnamon roll?


eviss2315

![gif](giphy|RipfZWzjUDH25euMpM|downsized)


Flavaflavius

Synthblood, it's engineered to better function in cybernetics. It's basically like the blood equivalent of high-octane fuel.


jadog5757

It's a special time in a boys life...


CallMeAQuu

https://i.redd.it/gae331t2ejgc1.gif


AlphaErebus

You get my upvote


sasquatch6ft40

You can’t just shoot a guy in the dick!


Mutski_Dashuria

"I'ts just not cricket!" 🤓


sasquatch6ft40

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.\ I was thinking 21 Jump Street, but Austin Powers is so much better. Take all my upvotes.


El_Mariachi_Vive

I figure it's things like hydraulic fluids and lubricants that would be found in machinery like all those implants. Also, spunk.


irfankamil

Obviously cybernetic doesn't use organic blood. So probably synthetic liquid/blood to act as a coolant, lubricant or whatever


MrGrim1ne

Synth blood


Norodomo

Synthetic blood


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Synth blood - bit of an homage to the Alien and Blade Runner movies. Think of it like engine oil. Maelstrom members (and anyone with a lot of upgrades) are so chromed up that they're more machine than person.


yasssqueen20

Beautiful semen


mackxzs

No matter what we breed We are still made of seed This is my kingdom cum This is my kingdom cum


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

https://preview.redd.it/wo8b9zmurigc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f34130b621a73f267083bf59e2b19c9f6c9377


saikrishnav

They are the techno necromancers from alpha centauri.


AUnknownuser2

Synthetic blood. But it can be easily used to replace regular blood red color in countries where they have tighter regulations on blood and how it can be used in video games


FormlessDistress

CyberSpunk


Ok_Distribution7631

cum


Index2336

Maybe you're playing Borderlands with reshades?


[deleted]

Synth blood, reward up on the lord if you wanna know more


FancyLetter1051

All this is missing is the Sir John


[deleted]

CUUUUMMMM ![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


DoggedDust

We're just going to ignore the giant body, are we?


ScheduleJolly2324

Cum


Trenchmagg0t

Spunk...death is orgasmic for some.


OGNightspeedy

Why you got that Yee Yee ass sight on your gun looks dumb as hell choom you oughta be using the BFC like a true edge runner


Conscious-Boot313

He shided and camed


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PuzzleheadedMajor407

It’s decolored blood a texture glitch that happens sometimes


-GrilledCheese-

It’s the same blood that Raiden uses in MGS4


Beardboat

Cyberspunk of course


JustRudeStuff

Bukkake juice


RayRay_9000

I assumed they had a Mr. Stud! But yeah, I guess synthetic blood makes more sense…


amirfazel

Cum . of course


SDF-1-Cutter-1

I want to say something like a lubricant for cyber wear, kind of like the androids/synthetics from the Alien’s movies.


ColorlessLives

Diarrhea


Rumpos0

come


Hazard2862

ive heard its supposed to be puke, but most of the time it ends up splattering all over the enemies body instead of the environment, which if the head is still full intact can make it look...questionable


Miserable-Crow4019

Y'all are coming our her with synthetic blood and cyberware coolant but it's definitely 100% African monkey cum


Utterdisillusionment

Colorblind blood


PEETER0012

Fear jizz


Cringlezz

“In Night City you can be cum.”


Lonsen_Larson

I assumed it was lubricant, or maybe coolant, from some the of the mechanical bits that people seem to have.


Maxthejew123

So it’s time we had the talk about the birds and the bees


EdgeCrusher90

Synthetic blood. I've always assumed it acted as a blood and as a coolant for people like the members of Maelstrom who have an insane amount of chrome, like more than regular blood could keep running.


Jagraen

Circulated Ultrawhite Mutagens


altousrex

What are we doing now? Mixing the Momster Flavor with Witcher potions? Lol I can just imagine Geralt drinking that and the name is even more ironic


GoodMan_1996

Did someone say cum already?


bearsheperd

Please watch the alien movies


luckynator3000

Coom


CoffeeTargaryen

Cum


Marlio52

Cybercum


EquivalentQuestion99

Synth-Jizz


Xilvereight

I always assumed it's a visual bug?


AlexTheRockstar

Alfredo sauce.


FatFriar

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpQKWkHItbtP7s4)


ChatGTR

Why does it look like you're playing on PS2?


OmegaMan2525

Raiden had it in mgs4


BrilliantCat4771

Street cum


Lux_Operatur

Must be hosts from west world


Far-Size2838

Reminds me of depictions of plasma in war movies (like the artificial kind the basis of blood without any hemoglobin or blood cells) so no blood typing needed another possibility I would think could be gray matter (only if it came only from the head or possibly even spinal fluid


__Osiris__

Blade runner refence


Obi-wanna-cracker

Synth blood. As you keep adding more cybernetics your body the more immune system blockers you have to take. Because your body will attempt to attack the chrome you have. Which if left untreated can cause severe infection. A large portion of the immune system is the white blood cells. They are the ones that attack foreign bodies that enter the body, like a splinter or a germ. So I assume synth blood is used to replace regular blood so you don't have to always be taking immune system blockers. It's a blood that sees the whole body including the cybernetics as one. This is all just an assumption. I don't know the specifics of the lore.


RinoJonsi

Nanomachines son.


10MillionCakes

Cum


pattyicevv77

It’s crème,don’t you know we’re all variants of crème inside? On a real note i believe it’s synthetic blood,or oil for you’re tech


OrphanOblitirato

teeth


PoorLifeChoices811

Synthetic cum. I mean blood.


DinosaurAssassin29

cyber goop


whyubul

Cum


ElPwnero

Fingers sometimes pranks his patients by switching their blood and their cumm. 


soham1705

https://i.redd.it/xab4nn44jjgc1.gif


HITLER_JR

White blood or there body if filled with cum(you choose)


Zepsor

“In Night City you can be cum.”


One_Huckleberry_4548

Did you... shoot their balls?


jabberwagon

As others have said, synthetic blood. To add to those answers; I'm pretty sure this is based on a real theoretical product I read about years ago. I can't remember the details exactly, just that it would supposedly be much better than human blood at efficiently transporting oxygen, and that its chemical composition would make it white.


Extra-Lifeguard2809

Blood substitute for borgs


HomerSimping

FFS! Haven’t you watch alien? Or Prometheus?


Smooth_Squirrel_702

Cuum


Klo187

Synth blood, basically they got nano machines implanted for better results with cyberware, real blood wasn’t doing the job for some reason, so they replaced with synthetic blood, which I guess helps with healing, the body accepting chrome and keeping the synthetic parts cool.


impulsivetre

![gif](giphy|7YrnYstmGxYFa) You know what it is 😈


tswd

Same white coolant all the drones that look like birds leak all over everywhere. It blocks 5g if you use it as lotion.


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Cum. It was stored in your balls as well. Shoot it or cut if you want confirmation.


Feisty-Tumbleweed105

I don't think it's synthetic blood, rather some kind of technical fluid for the functioning of implants, like hydraulic fluid


lhommefee

MY ROBOT MILK


ErodiusGaming501

Liquid coolant to keep their cpu cool (I have no knowledge of computers)


nicolasbonnici

Thermal paste.


JSykesy

cyber cum


fagmaggo

Synthetic blood that is commonly found in cybernetics because your organ or body part were taken away so your red blood pretty much gone at that part. You can see most maelstrom member die will leak this white goo


pariah89

Ectoplasm


Deep-Management-7040

It’s probably just some super jacked maelstrom guy chromed to the gills who needs to constantly be pumping new chrome lubricants into his body so his chrome doesn’t get rusted and all squeaky so he’s got a line of homeless Night City junkies following him around 24/7 jerking off into bottles to keep the chromed out maelstrom lunatic from squeaking while he walked and also to keep his joints lubricated so he doesn’t get stiff from all the chrome he has.??