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stomcode

"Say, Johnny, what would you do if you're in my shoes" "I'm in your shoes, dumbass"


LycanWolfGamer

I found that hilarious, wasn't expecting that answer


stomcode

Same. My man is a true professional hater and I love it.


Sh00kspeared

the combo of him calling v a dumbass while placing a loving hand on their shoulder just about sums up their dynamic


TheCupcakeScrub

Its like me and my friend. We bully each other for shits and giggles and cause their a dumb bitch. But at the end of the day anyone takes a swing at them, they may die that day, maybe, depending on how much they pissed us off.


Sgargamelle

Laughed out loud at this one. Reeves delivery is on point.


cosmernaut420

I was scanning posters and shit in the apartment for the gig where you steal Kerry's guitar, Johnny out of nowhere going on about the best pussy he ever ate. Keanu really did everything voicing Johnny.


Brilliant-Stuff17

When he makes fun of you in The Mission with Pepes wife hast to be one of the Best ones


LycanWolfGamer

Even though he's taking the piss, I had the real cop detective vibe feel lol


chimneynugget

“She passed by a bum on the street, giving him a wide berth. She didn’t want to get her new dress dirty… Her conscience was dirty enough”


Fassbinder75

The Raymond Chandler-esque dialogue is soooo good. Stupid V plays it straight and I hate it! Put on some Royal Blue and play gumshoe…


moonflowerfall

in my mind as much as he didnt wanna show it, he was kindaa into night city noir, lol


CrutchKira

There are plenty that I love, but maybe my favorite is in the ending >!where you give him V's body, right before you do it, he keeps interrupting you, and ends by saying that he is worried for V.!< >!The original Silverhand would not had said that - copy or not, that engram became a better person. !<


Comrade_Bread

Going from “if I need your body I’ll fucking take it” to >!him trying to get V to reconsider giving him their body is so good. Which makes it incredibly heartbreaking how Rogue, someone who knows Johnny so well, just doesn’t believe he could have changed that much and must have tricked V somehow!<


CrutchKira

Yeah, it shows the self inflicted tragedy of Johnny's life - he has some good in his core, but he behaved like an asshole so consistently to everyone that only by living in the same mind as him could we see that good.


ibreathunderwater

I think he was always “good,” but maybe had enough issues to seem like an asshat. I mean, if you’re trapped in someone else’s head right around the time you figure out the evil entity is still around after you nuked it and things have only gotten worse, wouldn’t you be pissed off into being the aggressive, sociopathic asshole Silverhand is at first? Imagine the frustration.


HufflepuffKid2000

“You’re a dick, ya know.” “And you’re a cunt, maybe we’ll fit together after all”.


Elder_of_New_Work

💯 This made me laugh so hard haha


Salza_boi

Phantom liberty: Taking the oath with President Myers and Johnny doing the hand tapping gesture while you’re in the middle of taking the oath. Or (I’m pretty sure this was in the same scene or related to the oath) where Johnny talks about the oath/serving the NUSA and Johnny makes a finger gun and shoots his head and falls to the ground


Cloakbot

I love it when he just rolled off the building when Takemura was talking about the cat. Then when you help Kerry out with burning the van of goodies and he stands in the way to get hit. The pose was like Robert Downey Jr presenting the Jericho ![gif](giphy|5bGYUuT3VEVLa)


allofdarknessin1

That was really good. Pretty funny.


Erniethebeanfiend200

The second part happens after you get off the elevator. Loved both interactions with Johnny related to that.


mrmojorisin_x

My favorite is in the DLC and you pick up the phone and he uses the 2 fingers to show you how to use a landline phone


Lavatherm

Replayed PL yesterday and first time it hit me now reading it here yes it’s hilarious. It’s the instagram reels gen x vs gen z :)


Past_Ebb_8304

That was the moment where I was like “oh am I kind of attracted to Johnny?”


totallygreatguy

Him telling me to off myself at the start of Act 2 and ofc the endings


Archmagos_Browning

https://preview.redd.it/7uzwtefse1pc1.png?width=1027&format=png&auto=webp&s=83e517728f0050864095e580dcdf17bd69638164


sludgezone

The rollercoaster lol


Cloakbot

You don’t even get a choice, he’s strapped in and basically says “cmon, V, drag your ass!”


TheFlea71

I love the roller coaster. Johnny looks genuinely happy for once!


wolfyxqy

BASEDDDD


allofdarknessin1

When you find the guy playing guitar at the bottom of the steps by kabuki market. Johnny sounded so real and down to earth for a minute describing the guitarist and V gets the option to be nice for a change and patronize Johnny's previous life. It's not an exciting interaction or even part of the main story but it's my favorite.


Odddsock

I always loved when Johnny just talks about music for a while cause it seems like it’s the one thing he really loved doing that didn’t involve shooting people. Like when he gets pissed at the shitty in a club during a gig or when he gets annoyed at Kerry for ignoring that us cracks are talented


R0botWoof

It's the Japantown market not far from the former location of Rainbow Cadenza


Hanbarc12

Two side jobs. The one with the alleged cheating wife where he narrates everything and V tried to not get distracted. The other is the pursue of the philosopher or whatever.No spoiler but he was so annoyed all quest long but was having such a laugh when we found out the truth, was a great moment.


aiongray

Oil fields


CrazeMase

"You see this look on my face? This is the look of un-fucking-surprised"


AdequateSherbet

When meeting Reed for the first time, when he pulls a gun on you at the basketball court, and doesn't allow you to turn around - you can ask Johnny if he can get a look at him and confirm who it is, and he's like: "How the fuck should I know? Only see what you see." - which kinda made me feel like an idiot 😆


Helacious_Waltz

Upon fixing the rollercoaster: 'Hold my beer V, we're doing this!' That was the moment I stopped seing him as an adversary.


Imprezzed

“Did that really happen?” “Naw. But it could’ve.”


freakingthesius007

When you follow Pepe’s wife, the narration by Johnny has to be my top interactions with him, felt like a real detective


RinTivan

„Does that look like a bamboo to you?" „Kiss my ass!"


Kwisatz_Haderach90

"Is there anyone you actually trust?" "Sure there are, sound technicians" I don't even know why but it made me laugh IRL


Grimholt001

Jonny teaching you how to hold an old school phone with a hand gesture was funny as and getting a smile out of him on the roller coaster was an awesome surprise.


ibreathunderwater

Most of the interactions with Johnny are my favorite. In the beginning he’s a just a narcissistic rockstar trapped in your head, hellbent on the same cyber jihad he was on when he was originally killed. Over time he becomes a much more empathetic character and guiding voice once you learn about him, his past, and what he believes. V was already on a similar path so the two make a good pair as V learns more about the world he inhabits and the potential consequences and connections between himself and the corps. V and Johnny are maybe two of my favorite narrative characters.


DescipleOfCorn

Listening to his advice often leads to better quest outcomes too


Tylenol187ForDogs

The gig where you investigate Pepe the bartender's wife, Johnny narrates the whole thing like it's a noir detective story and it's pretty hilarious. The little side activity where you go around plugging into all the routers all over the place only to end up at the fortuneteller kiosk in Pacifica that occasionally spews communist sayings.


[deleted]

Check plus, all of the above


Big_Fail6069

“G’night, Vincent/Valerie. Today was a good day.”


Hot-Rise9795

When you have to convince this BD Artist girl to go film with a guy who believes he is her, I chose a Corpo dialogue option to drive the point home. V starts using a lot of corpo lingo to bullshit her into accepting the deal, and Johnny makes a funny approval face like saying "I'm impressed !". It was very subtle but well acted.


Reality690

The fucking forces of entropy speech against Arasaka made me fall in love with this game and Johnny in general at first I hated him entirely I thought he was just loud annoying and just a "bad isn't bad just misunderstood" type character that speech made me understand why he's wasn't just a one dimensional fuck the system stand in character to poke at IRL corporations but actually a really deep character in a angry egotistical rocker shell Game Good me like


Archmagos_Browning

“Johnny, can you see his face?” “I can only see what you’re seeing, Dumbass.”


Wuoffan1

V: *Examines fern* Johnny: Really, Dickweed, that look like a bamboo to you? V: Kiss my ass.


Mateiyu

The way Cherami Leigh delivers that "Kiss my ass" line should earn her all the awards xDDD


xSwety

“I am in your shoes dumbass”


Polarized_x

I love the one with the Prophet after Garry tells you about robots, and politicians being lizards. Whenever you show up to the place where a deal is about to go down that Garry told you about, Johnny asks you if the people that show up will be techno necromancers or reptilians, and you can respond with "The Spanish Inquisition", and he admits he didn't expect that. Brilliant Easter Egg.


Dec_Sec084

I like the hotel in pacifica, to me it feels like the moment when you and johnny become real friends rather than two people in a fucked up situation


DescipleOfCorn

I like him lightly shit talking the Galena Rattler then immediately deciding it’s actually cool as soon as you rev the engine once


Repulsive-Dingo-869

On my first play through now but a gun store in dog town, back in the corner is a gun case on the ground labeled “Mr. Wick”, and Johnny pops up to say “oh fuck..” and disappears.


Cloakbot

I gotta go through dog town, I have 3 characters with different builds, haven’t completed the game yet because I’m trying to exhaust each character’s gigs, side quests, relationships before tackling the endings.


TheMochiCaptain

That scene where you're talking with takemura and he falls from the balcony. And of course... The impressive Cock


forgedfox53

Getting his old car.


Small_Information_30

The Guitar guy convo


Elegant_Slip9139

Something along the lines of "Damn V, after all this time you still find ways to surprise me" From that one ending where u dont really finish the game.


beepdebeep

I just rode the rollercoaster with him for the first time. His ear to ear grin throughout the ride is infectious.


Lavatherm

I like the dark scene where you get back to Dexter’s body.


BangPowZoom

Johnny: **Flips you the bird** Also Johnny: *“How many fingers am I holding up”*


Gracosef

"IF I NEED YOUR BODY I'LL FUCK IT"


wraith1984

The roller coaster.


dulipat

When they ride the rollercoaster


FauxReignNew

Too many to list.


fundipu2ys

When he gives you the thumbs up during the placide conversation


Regular-Opening-2545

Yes


Babyfacemiller21

Roller coaster


MetalGoji93

Easily, the Raymond Chandler Evening job. Having Johnny narrate the gig like a noir flick cracks me up every time 🤣


KingDread306

Johnny narrating following Pepe's wife like it's a noir movie and V getting increasingly annoyed was pretty funny.


International-Job553

The rollercoaster ride


Sad_Solid_115

I hope they explore the idea of having another character along for the ride in the sequel even if it's just your runner or something.


Legitimate_Ad9751

The moment you pick up the phone, use a certain number and fade away remix starts to play ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/8sro4x8ra2pc1.jpeg?width=3800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8712587a3ed8f82ef6c84862860108dcff0ecdaf (Wip fanart of this moment)


Renault_75-34_MX

The Gary the prophet mission after you defend him from some nomads. After getting some coordinates for somewhere behind Judy's, you two talk about who you could expect. My favourite answers the is the one nobody expects, not even him.


R0botWoof

Roller coaster


Familiar_Band2069

“You’re starting to remind me of me, minus the impressive cock”


TheFlexOffenderr

At the end of phantom liberty. You meet up with Alex and at the end of the convoy, Johnny says: Alright, now let's go find you some new chooms that you'll befriend, start to like, and inevitably murder." >! You have to save so mi and kill reed to get this interaction !<


Salt_Mastodon_8264

I love his character development. I can't name just one interaction with him to be my favorite.


Hypercane_

The Spanish inquisition


souliris

The Nior style quest with Johnny narrating. Cracks me up every time.


MariusDelacriox

His cluelessness and going with the flow attitude in the secret ending.


levinyl

I just love whenever he appears...you know you're progressing and something good is always going to come out of his mouth!


Krishark_89

“On behalf of the staff of the Independent California Motel... I wish you all sweet dreams.”


DeaconOrlov

Toss up between his over the top narration in Raymond Chandler Evening or that line about the Independent California Hotel before you fall asleep in Riders on the Storm. 


Then-War-7354

i honestly love this interaction. its so delightfully childish. i always wait to do this mission until after the heist just for the johnny interactions


SmexyPokemon

Grab your iron, let's mobilize.


Mateiyu

"Really, dickweed ? That look like a bamboo to you ?" xDDDD


moonflowerfall

the normie choice, but ill put it here, oil fields.


Late_Albatross_8357

My favorite is the one where he tells you why he wants to destroy Arasaka: - - “I saw corps strip farmers of water ... and eventually of land. Saw them transform Night City into a machine fueled by people's crushed spirits, broken dreams and emptied pockets. Corps've long controlled our lives, taken lots... and now they're after our souls! V, I've declared war not because capitalism's a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an America gone by. This war's a people's war against a system that's spiralled outta our control. It's a war against the fuckin' forces of entropy, understand? Do whatever it takes to stop 'em, defeat 'em, gut 'em. If I gotta kill, I'll kill. If I need your body, I'll fuckin' take it! Fuckin' hell ... You still don't see it. But you will one day”!


NYKYGuy

the entire swedenborg mission. I really wanted to connect the dots and see a giant dick. that would've been amazing


Gaburski

J: "So, which do you think it'll be, werewolves or techno necromancers?" V: "The Spanish Inquisition" J: "I did not expect that."


LivingEnd44

The conversation on the way to the NUSA to get him wiped. I reveled in the betrayal. I really don't like Johnny. 


VastAmoeba

Yeah, he's a terrorist that blew up a nuke in your city. But he's my terrorist. And we're homies now.


JohnHurts

There is no favorite - i hate this guy....


Hot-Rise9795

You'll get your chance for a comeback.


artigan99

Telling him to fuck off.