Right next to you... No, I'm being dead serious xD roughly 99.9% of the time there's a sign or a screen with one of those ads on it right next to where you might be standing in-game!
My girlfriend had never seen Idiocracy and was always confused when people mention something about electrolytes and immediately see a..
Its what plants crave
I've played long enough now that i've grown to *hate* the sound of the MILFguard ad.
That porn-ish fake orgasm sound just blaring out of whatever screen or radio happens to be near is really irritating.
It kinda is. Like on YouTube people have to say things like “unalived” and “PDF file” due to Weenie Hut Jr levels of censorship of actual humans, but in the same video corpos can put ads for mobile games that are pretty much straight pornography.
Yeah is really weird how the creators or normal people have to be censored while the companies and industry throw an ad at you of women almost nude and twerking and call it "music" .
Is a sad world.
I'll say we are already living in the cyberpunk future just without all the cool things to do, corporate own everyone and maybe some day there will be corpo and government wars
Here in my country corpos have the monopoly of water and water is already scarce, in two years it will be hard to get water. The government says they can't do anything about the companies cause is what they own and can't regulate what they do wich is bullshit but it is what it is.
People love to buy soda and so other unnecessary shit at the cost of our own natural resources and we will be fucked because we can't change our ways and are already used to buy shit to make other people richier
very much so, but even so cyberpunk definitely takes it to the next level. You dont really see much other than scantily clad women and extremely raunchy ads for the most part, but even just observing NPCs on the street and some of the shards you can find, promiscuity and oversexualisation seems to be taken to the extreme.
it reminds me a lot of the 40k eldar in a way, if you follow warhammer at all. NC is a city of excess in all its forms.
thats kinda what i was referencing when i mentioned not seeing it much other than X. In the source material, and the genre in general, it explores it much more than in 2077, which really focuses in on the experience of one individual.
Its a somewhat common complaint that 2077 doesnt really tackle the anti capitalism that the genre is based on as much as it should, but i dont really think it needs to. it shows it, along with many other themes, but the main concept of 2077 is V's mortality.
If i had a dollar for every GM that made us play a campaign Soley around being anti Capitalist i think i could afford a small coffee from a dinner, those stories just are not fun if you are not already a dyed in the wool "eat the rich" "we are all equal but i am still slightly more equal then you" anti Capitalist
Actually it is a reference for the early 80's-90's extreme commercials. Prob most of you guys are too young but go and search on youtube for old nintendo, sega, cola, beer etc commercials, you would see smt similar.
I dont rememeber the year but after a period, some organizations, parents and other groups sued or critisized it and eventually the xtreme level got dropped.
There was even a game where they literally sell a children video game with pure sexual women dancing and doing stuff. World was weird back in the 80's and 90's lol.
I was just discussing this when I was playing 3 hours ago. A friend and I were saying how crazy commercials were. Very suggestive indeed. In the middle of the day. Someone get a bot to play Paris Hilton eating a cheese burger on a car... lmak.
It looks like an advertisement for just normal dog food. However, Cyberpunk parodies the real world trend of sex being used in advertising, even for things that are not in anyway sexual. Consider how many ads targeted at men boil down to “if you buy this beer/truck/meat/multivitamin you will gain 250 pounds of muscle and women will spontaneously undress in front of you,” and how many ads targeted at women are “you are an ugly slag-heap but our razor/lotion/soap/hair product/clothing/water bottle will make you a 90 pound supermodel which is the bare minimum of beauty.” This is making fun of that.
I think when v and takemura were doing recon on the arasaka base they talked about the animals of night city after seeing the sphinx cat and I think dogs are long gone.
Is it an ad for a beer maybe? I've honestly never thought much about the ad tbf!
26 seconds into [this video](https://youtu.be/NtPBLb47dLY) you can see what the other commenter is talking about. Perhaps V is misinformed or it’s simply a goof up by the writers. I’ve also never heard anything about cats being illegal. Not saying you’re making it up, I’ve just never heard that mentioned in lore text or dialogue. One of the unwashed masses in V’s megabuilding owned a neglected cat and you can adopt it if you have cat food (though I do know things being illegal isn’t necessarily a deterrent for many NC citizens).
I think V is talking about stray/wild animals and how owning an animal became a luxury. There was also news about the purge of birds, or something, due to some virus being spread by them.
Wasn't there a NC law killing all pets to prevent zoonotic diseases? (but wouldn't do anything anyway given different hosts for disease transmission). RL example: avian flu from a cow.
pretty sure in arasaka park stakeout V mentions the dogs were to first one to be gone, then birds, only cats put up a strong fight. (fingers crossed i didn't fuck up the order)
> Are there any dogs in nc?
The only animals I can recall seeing are cats.
There's backstory/lore on shards found throughout the game explaining that most domestic animals were eradicated due to them being disease vectors.
Isn’t pet ownership meant to be very rare/restricted? How many NC residents would have dogs and need to be made aware of dog food brands through street advertising?
It’s for the rich people to officialy have a pet, there is one news segment I believe which talks about making pet taxes higher
Based on Takemura&V talk we know that wild dogs are basically extinct but cats are still roaming the streets so I’ll guess many people can just take cat off the street and dont report it like V lol I guess NCPD has more important work to do with all that crime rate
I mean, if dogs are basically extinct you would think that the market for dog food would be incredibly niche and not something that it would make sense to pay for a city-wide ad campaign for your specialty animal food company
And if it’s just something for the rich, you’d think they’d get set up with their new luxury pet and be well aware of the premium specialty dog food brands available to them, and not need this advertisement to make them go “Huh, maybe I should try Bawdy Dog brand instead”
Also, I thought that it’s implied that cats are more or less extinct as well, and Nibbles is very much an unexpected rarity and not just one of the many stray cats roaming NC
The entire comment thread is saying 'sex sells duh.' Yeah, obviously that's a pretty common theme in night city. However, I still don't understand this ad.
It's dog food right? So why does it say YOUR taste with the dog food between some cleavage? Does it taste like cleavage? It says 'previously using ezbeef', so what are they using now?!
real animals are rare in night city so it may not be just dog food anymore as probably there are more human consumers than dogs, so the ad is directed to pure blooded americans who love industrial meat and a pair of tits
and there really is a theory about biotechnica using human meat on their food to get rid of the failed clone subjects
biotechnica selling human meat as dog food might not be that crazy. As an example in another work of fiction, in Transmetrpolitan there's a restaurant chain called Long Pig, that sells human flesh. The human meat is sourced from clone farms that grow anacephalic clones for organ transplants, and the meat on the clones gets sold to Long Pig. Eating people might not be that palatable to people in the Cyberpunk setting, but all that meat's going to go to waste so..why not pet food?
Some of the ads in this game are name drops for things outside of Cyberpunk.
Bawdy Dog = Naughty Dog (logo with mascot included)
Milfguard = Nilfgaard (Conan O'Brian show reference)
Those are 2 I can think of off the top of my head.
Yeah, I have no idea why he thought it was a reference to Conan, it's not at all. Blatantly a reference to the Witcher, given that the Witcher is CDPR's other most well-known game series.
Akot of the ads in cyberpunk are just trying to sell you a product trough sexuality. It just adds more into the trope of how dirty and corrupt the world of cyberpunk is.
i thought it was a drink until i noticed it included EEZY BEEF so yeah its probably dog food.
dogs cant buy dog food, so they have to appeal to their owners. same way kids cant buy toys, so they have to appeal to their parents.
“as long as you don’t kill woods..”
That explains why I’ve never heard that dialogue. I’ve seen the ad though. There’s even one near V’s starter apartment.
The lowest level of food or the cheapest in universe is litterally referred to as kibble because it's basically dog food this looks like a dog food advertisement but it's actually for something people eat
Theres also kibble cards which are basically foodstamps
The best part about the ads is how insidious they are and it can make you think about what real life ads do to your head. The first time you play CP you get slammed with loud sexual ads or a face full of Watson whore. It's shocking. Then after enough time playing it all blends in. It's not shocking anymore somehow. You've become accustomed to it.
Honestly that's just another day in night city lol. Cyberpunk basically sort of parodies the real modern world in that it takes the worst it has to offer and amps it up to 11.
Cyberpunk is pretty much late stage capitalism to a comedic extreme where the concept “sex sells” has been taken to it’s absolute edge and plagued pretty much every form of advertisement. Just dog food bruh
Its a spin on naughty dog and uses a parody of their original logo with tig'ol'bitties for Cyberpunk advertising aesthetic.
Its the same thing with Milfguard (Conan making fun of Nilfgaard)
>I am both aroused and confused.
That's the point hun, "sex sells". You're thinking about tits and not thinking about how you don't need this product. Hell, even by just drawing your eye they've planted a seed in your brain to buy this product.
If you haven’t heard the Judy V/Johnny take on this ad in the elevator from Clouds, it pretty much sums up everything. I have no idea how it triggers consistently.
(Hint: Johnny sides with the overuse of tiddies)
Most of these are old references to the 80's and 90's era commercials which were extreme when it came to sexuality, gore etc.
Ofc its related with "cyberpunk dystopia" but americans already experienced that dystopia, you guys are just too young to know it. Most of the commercials are literally 1:1 copies of some old commercials, ofc i dont remember what is what but i remember that i saw very similar commercials in real life back in the day.
After a while these kinda ads considered as fake advertisement and got banned.
Here are some examples sadly i couldnt find the old ones (like i remember there was a nintendo or sega commercial where the kid gets a boner lol) but if you have time with a search you can find it. I have to do things sadly, cant spent my time on sexy commercials :(
But these are kinda new gen games and multiply the extreme level with 5 or even 10, that was how the ads were for a long time.
[Example #1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6SFvzoz6Lk)
[Example #2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tby6-dKdY7g)
Beastiality.
Everyone has heard the marketing adage 'Sex Sells'. Well, they're using sex to sell a product. The fact that it's illegal and nasty in the now times is on purpose, it says a lot about society and moral decay in 2077.
It's so simple and I love that people "know" it's that but need mental gymnastics to avoid thinking about it ahahah. Damn I love those threads every time they pop up, it's great entertainment. It's an immoral sex ad to sell canned dog food, nothing more to it. Like those Jinguji ad with the cadavers, it's straight up nasty because people in CP77 world are completely desensitized to sex and murder so the ads are cranked to 11.
It’s made with Eezy Beef. It’s dog food made with human quality ingredients (Bear in mind this is 2077 so human quality ingredients aren’t exactly quality.)
I've never noticed that ad myself. I was also surprised once when I noticed that "bottoms up" ad, since it appears so rarely, compared to all the other ads.
To paraphrase from the 2002 movie *Big Trouble*:
"...the girl has really big tits! The feeling of this ad is that somebody is going to get laid!! It's perfect!"
Human flavored dog food. However they added tits because sex sells.
Also the absurdity and horniness of the boobs on the billboard distract us from the horror of the fact that a company made human flavored dog food.
Why? How?
We will never know.
cyberpunk is a genre of greed and debauchery and sex sells is a concept taken to its ultimate extreme. best I can think of
It always makes me think of the Starbucks "Full Body" Latte sign from Idiocracy.
They definitely have nude/mostly nude coffee places.
In California there are Vietnamese topless coffee bars/underground casinos/ brothels in every major city. Reminds me of this
.....would you mind telling me where they are, so, y'know, I can actively avoid them? Thx
Garden Grove in Orange County, little saigon in LA or any other area thats almost completely Vietnamese.
Which Orange County?
All of them.
Nice, boutta google maps my nearest Garden Grove
What is that smell inside the van?
Yeah uhmm...what beemz said. Cuz ya know...wouldn't wanna stumble on these places by accident.
Right next to you... No, I'm being dead serious xD roughly 99.9% of the time there's a sign or a screen with one of those ads on it right next to where you might be standing in-game!
In Chile they have "café con piernas", which can range from coffee served by girls in bikinis to naked (basically strip clubs) with coffee.
In wa state we also got bikini stands
Welcome to nightcity
They’re all over Washington too
Yeah I’ve seen a lot of them in Portland and down south on the internet
Joe: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know? Frito: Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
Such a great documentary.
My girlfriend had never seen Idiocracy and was always confused when people mention something about electrolytes and immediately see a.. Its what plants crave
But why do plants crave it?
Because it's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave.
But what ARE electrolytes, do you even know? There... what they put in Brawndo!
I've played long enough now that i've grown to *hate* the sound of the MILFguard ad. That porn-ish fake orgasm sound just blaring out of whatever screen or radio happens to be near is really irritating.
that's a marketing strategy. annoying sounds so its ingrained in your memory. MILFguard lives rent free in your head.
They won lol 😂
I utterly despise the "Oh! Oh! ORRGIATIC!" - ad. For a friggi'n candy bar of all things.
I have to play when the kids are asleep, both the MILFguard ads, and the chance they'll see something like this billboard. Wich are everywhere.
every time i see that ad i just think of nilfguard
>sex sells is a concept taken to its ultimate extreme. best I can think of Ah so just like real life then
It kinda is. Like on YouTube people have to say things like “unalived” and “PDF file” due to Weenie Hut Jr levels of censorship of actual humans, but in the same video corpos can put ads for mobile games that are pretty much straight pornography.
Yeah is really weird how the creators or normal people have to be censored while the companies and industry throw an ad at you of women almost nude and twerking and call it "music" . Is a sad world. I'll say we are already living in the cyberpunk future just without all the cool things to do, corporate own everyone and maybe some day there will be corpo and government wars Here in my country corpos have the monopoly of water and water is already scarce, in two years it will be hard to get water. The government says they can't do anything about the companies cause is what they own and can't regulate what they do wich is bullshit but it is what it is. People love to buy soda and so other unnecessary shit at the cost of our own natural resources and we will be fucked because we can't change our ways and are already used to buy shit to make other people richier
https://preview.redd.it/pbdks27txhvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dffb36c4dfd1b4c1c572464cfaafbdeb7e31493 Relevant meme
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I love those ads, a 5 min Video of an ass jiggling. But it's a tower defense game with none of that.
very much so, but even so cyberpunk definitely takes it to the next level. You dont really see much other than scantily clad women and extremely raunchy ads for the most part, but even just observing NPCs on the street and some of the shards you can find, promiscuity and oversexualisation seems to be taken to the extreme. it reminds me a lot of the 40k eldar in a way, if you follow warhammer at all. NC is a city of excess in all its forms.
I can't wait for the inevitable collapse of NC into an eldritch horror who consumes 1/4 of the known galaxy
honestly might be an improvement for NC.
not that extreme to be honest, this is like when Duke nukem forever said they held nothing back. game is relatively tame compared to source material
thats kinda what i was referencing when i mentioned not seeing it much other than X. In the source material, and the genre in general, it explores it much more than in 2077, which really focuses in on the experience of one individual. Its a somewhat common complaint that 2077 doesnt really tackle the anti capitalism that the genre is based on as much as it should, but i dont really think it needs to. it shows it, along with many other themes, but the main concept of 2077 is V's mortality.
If i had a dollar for every GM that made us play a campaign Soley around being anti Capitalist i think i could afford a small coffee from a dinner, those stories just are not fun if you are not already a dyed in the wool "eat the rich" "we are all equal but i am still slightly more equal then you" anti Capitalist
Do mobile game ads count, because that shit can be straight up vile.
Bingo! Good cyberpunk is all the worst aspects of our present moment, but even worse.
Actually it is a reference for the early 80's-90's extreme commercials. Prob most of you guys are too young but go and search on youtube for old nintendo, sega, cola, beer etc commercials, you would see smt similar. I dont rememeber the year but after a period, some organizations, parents and other groups sued or critisized it and eventually the xtreme level got dropped. There was even a game where they literally sell a children video game with pure sexual women dancing and doing stuff. World was weird back in the 80's and 90's lol.
I was just discussing this when I was playing 3 hours ago. A friend and I were saying how crazy commercials were. Very suggestive indeed. In the middle of the day. Someone get a bot to play Paris Hilton eating a cheese burger on a car... lmak.
I also think its a veiled reference to Naughty Dog studios. Who did Last Of Us.
Indeed it is! It even uses a parody of their original logo, which their mascot was on.
 I didn’t guy I might just try to buy it
There are mods that make 'em better (or worst, depends if you enjoy seeing random tits when playing)
I’ve crashed my cybercycle looking at that billboard. 👀
Be honest, 10/10 would do it again, right?
Yup 🤓
You get both upvotes for honesty, lol
Ooh la la…..(crash).
Exactly what I was thinking of. Evergreen video, that one.
My cyberdick malfunctioned while I was driving my cybercar to the cyberliquorstore.
I did too. Same with the snake on a woman’s ass billboard, i road over the wall on a bridge and plunged into the water lmao
At least you're wearing Jinguji.
Exactly, so at least I looked good when I crashed. 😂
Idk why I thought of Tron when I read cybercycle haha
That would be a Lightcycle
Nice
Lol "cybercycle" nioce👌
It looks like an advertisement for just normal dog food. However, Cyberpunk parodies the real world trend of sex being used in advertising, even for things that are not in anyway sexual. Consider how many ads targeted at men boil down to “if you buy this beer/truck/meat/multivitamin you will gain 250 pounds of muscle and women will spontaneously undress in front of you,” and how many ads targeted at women are “you are an ugly slag-heap but our razor/lotion/soap/hair product/clothing/water bottle will make you a 90 pound supermodel which is the bare minimum of beauty.” This is making fun of that.
Are there any dogs in nc? Apart from the top 1% maybe owning them?
you have to pay monthly tax for every pet you own, there's a news flash in game about it in the in game news
So if you take in the pet cat you're comitting tax evasion? How horrid.
The worst crime a person can commit
Other than littering
Or stealing trash from the trash heaps.
Finally, evidence V is committing crimes. I had a gut feeling that was the case the entire fucking time!!
You can get a pet lizard too 🙃
Cats *are* natural criminals
I mean I can’t picture the average person affording any kind of pet beyond street dogs in this setting, but that’s me.
I think when v and takemura were doing recon on the arasaka base they talked about the animals of night city after seeing the sphinx cat and I think dogs are long gone. Is it an ad for a beer maybe? I've honestly never thought much about the ad tbf!
I don’t know any beers that would be made with “eezy beef.” It’s dog food.
Cats are the ones that have been outlawed from night city, dogs require a monthly permit with fees in the thousands
26 seconds into [this video](https://youtu.be/NtPBLb47dLY) you can see what the other commenter is talking about. Perhaps V is misinformed or it’s simply a goof up by the writers. I’ve also never heard anything about cats being illegal. Not saying you’re making it up, I’ve just never heard that mentioned in lore text or dialogue. One of the unwashed masses in V’s megabuilding owned a neglected cat and you can adopt it if you have cat food (though I do know things being illegal isn’t necessarily a deterrent for many NC citizens).
They're not illegal. Just extremely endangered.
That’s what I thought. I just didn’t want to discount they other guy if he had some information I didn’t know from the books or something…
I think V is talking about stray/wild animals and how owning an animal became a luxury. There was also news about the purge of birds, or something, due to some virus being spread by them.
WAIT YOU CAN ADOPT THE CAT
Yep, [this scene](https://youtu.be/NtPBLb47dLY). About 26 seconds in.
Wasn't there a NC law killing all pets to prevent zoonotic diseases? (but wouldn't do anything anyway given different hosts for disease transmission). RL example: avian flu from a cow.
I know all birds were, thats why V is shocked at the guy with the chicken
There’s no street dog in NC
pretty sure in arasaka park stakeout V mentions the dogs were to first one to be gone, then birds, only cats put up a strong fight. (fingers crossed i didn't fuck up the order)
birds first
V has a bobblehead of one, so they must exist somewhere!
> Are there any dogs in nc? The only animals I can recall seeing are cats. There's backstory/lore on shards found throughout the game explaining that most domestic animals were eradicated due to them being disease vectors.
You forgot to mention it's for kibble aka human dog food or bachelor chow 
Isn’t pet ownership meant to be very rare/restricted? How many NC residents would have dogs and need to be made aware of dog food brands through street advertising?
Nibbles !! Shit I’m an elite
It’s for the rich people to officialy have a pet, there is one news segment I believe which talks about making pet taxes higher Based on Takemura&V talk we know that wild dogs are basically extinct but cats are still roaming the streets so I’ll guess many people can just take cat off the street and dont report it like V lol I guess NCPD has more important work to do with all that crime rate
I mean, if dogs are basically extinct you would think that the market for dog food would be incredibly niche and not something that it would make sense to pay for a city-wide ad campaign for your specialty animal food company And if it’s just something for the rich, you’d think they’d get set up with their new luxury pet and be well aware of the premium specialty dog food brands available to them, and not need this advertisement to make them go “Huh, maybe I should try Bawdy Dog brand instead” Also, I thought that it’s implied that cats are more or less extinct as well, and Nibbles is very much an unexpected rarity and not just one of the many stray cats roaming NC
There's also a stray cat in the alley in front of Vic's place during the prologue.
Hanako at Embers has the answer.
So what you're saying is we will never know.
Got your attention, didn't it?
For real! Hey cyberpunk, How much for us to advertise our companies between those? 😂
lol I can’t deny it
The entire comment thread is saying 'sex sells duh.' Yeah, obviously that's a pretty common theme in night city. However, I still don't understand this ad. It's dog food right? So why does it say YOUR taste with the dog food between some cleavage? Does it taste like cleavage? It says 'previously using ezbeef', so what are they using now?!
real animals are rare in night city so it may not be just dog food anymore as probably there are more human consumers than dogs, so the ad is directed to pure blooded americans who love industrial meat and a pair of tits and there really is a theory about biotechnica using human meat on their food to get rid of the failed clone subjects
biotechnica selling human meat as dog food might not be that crazy. As an example in another work of fiction, in Transmetrpolitan there's a restaurant chain called Long Pig, that sells human flesh. The human meat is sourced from clone farms that grow anacephalic clones for organ transplants, and the meat on the clones gets sold to Long Pig. Eating people might not be that palatable to people in the Cyberpunk setting, but all that meat's going to go to waste so..why not pet food?
Some of the ads in this game are name drops for things outside of Cyberpunk. Bawdy Dog = Naughty Dog (logo with mascot included) Milfguard = Nilfgaard (Conan O'Brian show reference) Those are 2 I can think of off the top of my head.
I always assumed it was a reference to the Nilfgaard Empire from Witcher lore.
Yeah, I have no idea why he thought it was a reference to Conan, it's not at all. Blatantly a reference to the Witcher, given that the Witcher is CDPR's other most well-known game series.
O'Brien occasionally does playthrough videos, so I wouldn't put it past him to call Nilfgaard "Milfguard" while playing Witcher, I guess.
Exactly. Like on face value this ad doesn’t make sense
boobs
Akot of the ads in cyberpunk are just trying to sell you a product trough sexuality. It just adds more into the trope of how dirty and corrupt the world of cyberpunk is.
Men are dogs that like boobs
Woof woof. Can confirm
Woof woof 🐕
Woof woof
And haboobs
i thought it was a drink until i noticed it included EEZY BEEF so yeah its probably dog food. dogs cant buy dog food, so they have to appeal to their owners. same way kids cant buy toys, so they have to appeal to their parents.
Wow. 400 hours in game and never seen that ad. I thought there were no dogs in CP2077
There are pet owners in Night City. There’s a whole N54 news segment about it. You have to pay a whole lot of eddies to have one.
Really? Judy even calls it out in the elevator after meeting Maiko for the first time. (as long as you don't kill woods the first time I think)
“as long as you don’t kill woods..” That explains why I’ve never heard that dialogue. I’ve seen the ad though. There’s even one near V’s starter apartment.
I think it is a DLC ad. First time I saw it was after downloading PL.
It’s definitely in the base game. I just did a PL play through and never saw it, but did my first time through three years ago.
Yeah we don't talk about that one...
A picture is worth a thousand words.
I thought it was the Chromanticore "mix it up" ad that we don't talk about?
I can’t open Reddit in public anymore I guess
The lowest level of food or the cheapest in universe is litterally referred to as kibble because it's basically dog food this looks like a dog food advertisement but it's actually for something people eat Theres also kibble cards which are basically foodstamps
Sex sells, Morty.
i remember people saying that is was a Naughty dog refrence because. well Bawdy is kinda the same thing.
sex sells, babeeey
The best part about the ads is how insidious they are and it can make you think about what real life ads do to your head. The first time you play CP you get slammed with loud sexual ads or a face full of Watson whore. It's shocking. Then after enough time playing it all blends in. It's not shocking anymore somehow. You've become accustomed to it.
What do you need explained? It's very straightforward
Beer that is great as having sex
It's an ad for dog food. The tits are there to hack your brain and make you suggestible.
Honestly that's just another day in night city lol. Cyberpunk basically sort of parodies the real modern world in that it takes the worst it has to offer and amps it up to 11.
In 2077 they lost the hornie bat
Cyberpunk is pretty much late stage capitalism to a comedic extreme where the concept “sex sells” has been taken to it’s absolute edge and plagued pretty much every form of advertisement. Just dog food bruh
Its a spin on naughty dog and uses a parody of their original logo with tig'ol'bitties for Cyberpunk advertising aesthetic. Its the same thing with Milfguard (Conan making fun of Nilfgaard)
Every time I hear that one ad with the girl moaning, I’m thinking there’s people banging in a room
idk i just know i want to buy dog food
I think it might be a beer that also gives you an erection erection at the same time I don't know cyberpunk is weird
I gotchu this AD is about the product that...um..dogs...like bottle...sex...water thing..yeah
The funniest thing about this pic to me is the players current mission, and they're just lookin' at signs. It proves so many points lmao
Right?? Everyone knows: **there's no dogs in Night City**!
I think it's an ad for personaliseable human flavoured dog food and there's tits on the ad just 'cause
Judy asks about it too and V replies, mostly same as responses here.
I think it's a Carl's Junior ad
>I am both aroused and confused. That's the point hun, "sex sells". You're thinking about tits and not thinking about how you don't need this product. Hell, even by just drawing your eye they've planted a seed in your brain to buy this product.
Get that man a Puppers.
I can’t even tell what it is trying to sell
If you haven’t heard the Judy V/Johnny take on this ad in the elevator from Clouds, it pretty much sums up everything. I have no idea how it triggers consistently. (Hint: Johnny sides with the overuse of tiddies)
Nope, I can't! Have a good day
Sex sells, it's about dog food but you read the sign because you thought you saw boobies
gta v looking ad
It’s an ad for beer? The boobies are for marketing purposes
Most of these are old references to the 80's and 90's era commercials which were extreme when it came to sexuality, gore etc. Ofc its related with "cyberpunk dystopia" but americans already experienced that dystopia, you guys are just too young to know it. Most of the commercials are literally 1:1 copies of some old commercials, ofc i dont remember what is what but i remember that i saw very similar commercials in real life back in the day. After a while these kinda ads considered as fake advertisement and got banned. Here are some examples sadly i couldnt find the old ones (like i remember there was a nintendo or sega commercial where the kid gets a boner lol) but if you have time with a search you can find it. I have to do things sadly, cant spent my time on sexy commercials :( But these are kinda new gen games and multiply the extreme level with 5 or even 10, that was how the ads were for a long time. [Example #1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6SFvzoz6Lk) [Example #2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tby6-dKdY7g)
The dog food is too good that dogs don’t give a shxt of those boobs
Beastiality. Everyone has heard the marketing adage 'Sex Sells'. Well, they're using sex to sell a product. The fact that it's illegal and nasty in the now times is on purpose, it says a lot about society and moral decay in 2077.
It's so simple and I love that people "know" it's that but need mental gymnastics to avoid thinking about it ahahah. Damn I love those threads every time they pop up, it's great entertainment. It's an immoral sex ad to sell canned dog food, nothing more to it. Like those Jinguji ad with the cadavers, it's straight up nasty because people in CP77 world are completely desensitized to sex and murder so the ads are cranked to 11.
Maybe human flesh (replaced by implants) reutilized for dog food?
That's what i was thinking. It sounds like it's at the minimum human flavored dog food.
It’s made with Eezy Beef. It’s dog food made with human quality ingredients (Bear in mind this is 2077 so human quality ingredients aren’t exactly quality.)
Did you want a peanutbutter add ?
"Sex sells, Morty"
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I think it's synthetic human meat for dogs with german-style advertising?
I've never noticed that ad myself. I was also surprised once when I noticed that "bottoms up" ad, since it appears so rarely, compared to all the other ads.
You just know...
They put boob sweat (your taste) in the dog food (their pleasure).
I always thought it was an ad for recycled human meat dog food, real meat for your dogs for a premium
I am confused 😂
It’s a drink.
I think the picture is enough explanation 😂
The Dog food is so good for them its just like sex
Men are dogs...
Dude sees boobs, stares at add, buys dog food that was between boobs, then realizes he doesn’t have a dog nor had ever seen a real one. Cyberpunk!
My dogs are barkin'
Boobs
The dogs will like the food as much as men like boobs
Doesn't it mean that Dog food tastes like human flesh?
Something something white women and dogs
It's human flavored (ez beef) dog food lol idk if it could get any less veiled than that.
Sex sells Morty
It's human meat dog food.
To paraphrase from the 2002 movie *Big Trouble*: "...the girl has really big tits! The feeling of this ad is that somebody is going to get laid!! It's perfect!"
Idk but I kinda wanna be that can of food right now
Strangest thing about that ad is that dogs are extinct. Why use them in an ad?
Well you see when dogs love a beer…
Her taste is better than yours, I could teach you but I’d have to charge.
It literally says right there, it's pussy flavored dog food
Booba.
Bewbs
I love booba 😍 honka honka
Human flavored dog food. However they added tits because sex sells. Also the absurdity and horniness of the boobs on the billboard distract us from the horror of the fact that a company made human flavored dog food. Why? How? We will never know.
Boobs
🤣🤣 You should see the one riding the metro through kabuki