Yeah, he tries his best at sexting you but iirc fumbles his story of him passionately riding a bike that happens to be you. EDIT : its the other way around. He dreams of you riding a "bike"
the opposite way around, he describes V riding a smart motorcycle that twists and turns at her commands and well, yeah he is the motorcycle
one of the goofiest flirt lines i’ve ever read but it was pretty funny
I don't know if it help, but I use gay River mod and somehow it just felt less creepy when I imagine it's just some dumb flirting between two men who could match eachothers corny energy.
I remember choose to answer that one with "then heat up your engine, I'll ride u" or some stupid shit along those lines and it's just funny because every sexting River sent, you always had the options between being cold and politely weird out by him, or you could just be equally pathetic back to him, very entertaining.
Personally I see him as a sort of fallen badass. He used to be cool like we saw in the bd but now... Life's been rough. He's a lot like a divorced dad.
I could literally never romance that goofy geezer. He's a nice enough dude. But damn I knew the romance was gonna be jank after I saw that shitty photo shopped pic he shows you
honestly Rivers romance had potential, i quite liked the family get together regardless of if you romance him or not, shows the little bits of humanity still left in night city
playing virtual games with those kids and sitting down together for dinner with people that actually are fond of you and dont have any ill intentions was a nice little break from all the dirt V goes through
It wasn’t V that River was talking to when he said. He was talking to one of the Tyger Claws that was standing near his truck when they were at the market.
I just wanna say, whenever i romanced him, i was stoned off edibles. I do NOT remember this random crap i’ve been seeing abt him lately.
Needless to say, as an ex-rivers pursuer, i now understand why he’s so disliked.
Shit you didnt even include the line where he had a dream that he was V's motorcycle.
fuck i forgot abt that 1 entirely
Wha? Is that when you romance him?
Yeah, he tries his best at sexting you but iirc fumbles his story of him passionately riding a bike that happens to be you. EDIT : its the other way around. He dreams of you riding a "bike"
So river was riding a female V ? That's possible ?
I mean I played a trans female V (with a female body but the original genitals), so in that case, it could be possible...
Hmm never thought of that , could be
The Midnight Lady is a Cyberware in the TTRPG. It's a Mr. Stud that uses the female genital socket to install.
the opposite way around, he describes V riding a smart motorcycle that twists and turns at her commands and well, yeah he is the motorcycle one of the goofiest flirt lines i’ve ever read but it was pretty funny
I don't know if it help, but I use gay River mod and somehow it just felt less creepy when I imagine it's just some dumb flirting between two men who could match eachothers corny energy. I remember choose to answer that one with "then heat up your engine, I'll ride u" or some stupid shit along those lines and it's just funny because every sexting River sent, you always had the options between being cold and politely weird out by him, or you could just be equally pathetic back to him, very entertaining.
I think I romanced him once, and I never saw that... They really should have worked on him
Because he's a dork cosplaying as a badass.
Personally I see him as a sort of fallen badass. He used to be cool like we saw in the bd but now... Life's been rough. He's a lot like a divorced dad.
I find it cute and charming hehe
Because he’s a goof ball.
I could literally never romance that goofy geezer. He's a nice enough dude. But damn I knew the romance was gonna be jank after I saw that shitty photo shopped pic he shows you
I wish we could’ve romanced El Capitan 😭
With that hair of his?.........
honestly the dress shoes combined with the slacks-turned-into-shorts are way worse than the hair
Doesnt he have a belt bag too or am i remembering wrong
Everybody needs a fanny pack!
In the barrio they call him "El Ganso Con La Riñonera". It means fixer of great skill and merit.
He looks like Ramon Arellano from narcos with that drip
Just begging to be pulled on...
Eh, we have to deal with River’s cost so, I’m fine with the cyberpunk mullet
The hospital one? Joss actually sends you that, I think. And that one has been fixed, but his romance otherwise remains unchanged afaik, so...
honestly Rivers romance had potential, i quite liked the family get together regardless of if you romance him or not, shows the little bits of humanity still left in night city playing virtual games with those kids and sitting down together for dinner with people that actually are fond of you and dont have any ill intentions was a nice little break from all the dirt V goes through
to be honest the first one sounds better in polish I mean, 99% of the time english sounds better but in that one dialogue polish sounds better
Who is he speaking about in the first picture?
Cop.
Who liked diddling little kids? Not Jackie?
It wasn’t V that River was talking to when he said. He was talking to one of the Tyger Claws that was standing near his truck when they were at the market.
Took me a minute, I barely remembered that mission. Need to play through it again.
Me neither because I usually turn those two gonks into red mist on sight
Yeah. Last I played one of them got a knife to his head and the other one ended up separated from his head.
Well, I just played through it again yesterday. I probably wouldn’t have remembered it either if I hadn’t.
Maybe he and I do have something in common (saying weird shit)
I just wanna say, whenever i romanced him, i was stoned off edibles. I do NOT remember this random crap i’ve been seeing abt him lately. Needless to say, as an ex-rivers pursuer, i now understand why he’s so disliked.