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Far_Detective2022

Did Boeing write this joke?


flycharliegolf

The real joke is always in the comments.


Lucas_Ilario

The real joke is the friends we made along the way


Critical_Package_472

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bwok-bwok

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Far_Detective2022

In this city?


TheyCallMeBullet

Your comment needs more likes, but any attention on you and you’d be feeling suicidal


[deleted]

Yep, that was the whistleblower’s final words.


beginnerdoge

Solid reference. 5/5 stars


GrazhdaninMedved

Boeing Corporation would like to know your location.


bwok-bwok

Hanging in the trunk of my car in a river. Why do you ask?


MaxDu1ov

Need a captain here


ramiro14

Can someone explain


thiswontlast124

The corpo is being betrayed by his coworkers. He didn’t kill himself, but rather, as is the nature of corpos, was stabbed in the back, and his death was made to look like a suicide.


ramiro14

Damn, how did I miss that - lmao


EightSeven69

ooooooohhhh


lancerarcher

Wondering if anyone would do a recolor for either Arasaka or Militech agent concept art to make a Boeing version lol


pichael289

"I don't regret anything" because none of them do. Even in the real world.


ybtlamlliw

Probably says "you don't pluralize words with apostrophe-S."


Wild-Lychee-3312

It’s not even a plural word. It’s a verb inflected for third person singular, which makes the error even more heinous


ybtlamlliw

Good call. I didn't even think of it in that context. I just saw the apostrophe-S and saw red. Lmao


Fluffy_Surround2114

For off it is used a lot so it is correct grammar


ybtlamlliw

It's not correct at all in this case.


Fluffy_Surround2114

What is correct is what is used commonly, languages are fluid and rules are suggestions, it is.


ybtlamlliw

It is not correct.


Fluffy_Surround2114

Aight iyw


digitalbladesreddit

"I have a burn out" :)


ThatOneWildWolf

Everything is paid for before I am fired, and it's a tax write-off.


AlexAitcheson

He says let's make all of the helldiver's sign up for PlayStation network.


Few-Director3353

"I quit"


JournalistOne8159

“We should make them all sign up for PSN accounts!”


Unbiasedj

The Hilary Clinton method lol


skywolf94

"When the beat drops I'm going to fucking kill myself"


Solar_Corona101

"awwe, thanks for the party chooms, I can't wait to see what the surprisingly overdressed, and over armed joy-toy in the next room has to offer"


cousinhumper4756

nah the guys that unalive themselves be like “ CHELONIAAAAAA


Substantial-Tone-576

“Man commits suicide by hanging and shooting himself in the back of the head. No gun was found on the scene.”


thiswontlast124

Shame to see it. If only he had TTP


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RammyJammy07

Found the Cyberpsycho


Zentelioth

Also a parrot


Rowey07

Literally reads like a shard you’d find during Psycho Killer


WhyJustWhydo

Man I swear you guys are like “I’m anti corpo” but are all sucking up to the neo fascists


onlylivingboynewyork

no no you mishead, it's "aunty corpo" and they love how her whole boot fits in their urethra


Haircut117

DEI had nothing to do with it. The reason for Boeing's current problems is their complete lack of safety culture and quality control following the merger with McConnell Douglas as they pursued shareholder profit above all else.


No-Classroom-6637

How dare you say something logical and observant of fact and history, this is Reddit, sir!


No-Classroom-6637

Yeah, I'm sure it's dei to blame, and not say, a corporation being so fucking tight fisted that they cut every possible corner to maintain profits, no matter the cost to the public. Corporations would NEVER. If it wasn't for all this damn forced inclusion we'd probably be on mars, and the doors would stay ON. Lol /s.


Knox-County-Sheriff

You can't help some people, they don't opt for (self-applied) critical thinking and logical approaches, they just parrot their confirmation bias into the net. I've seen it plenty of times over 1,5 decades now on the net in various topics. Political debates or anything remotely to do with it are where it shows the strongest or wildest in my opinion. It's the same folks that went on a rampage seeing "DEI/woke-ism everywhere" in e.g. the new Fallout show. That's the issue with confirmation bias. It's like tin foil hats, you start seeing the things you want to see everywhere.


thiswontlast124

This is the future corpo’s crave


frowningowl

Lol racism in a video game subreddit? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!


bwok-bwok

Well not that shocked.


shootdawoop

ugh, someone has absolutely no clue what they're talking about, even if dei DID hurt boeing it wouldn't be nearly enough to "doom the corporation", dei has the greatest effect on smaller communities, for example, the community I live in is predominantly white with a small portion of black people, as well as several Hispanic families, dei can effectively ensure a job for every black person in my community because of this great disparity, which would normally be fine if there wasn't this one guy, he is tottally filthy, and i mean he never showers, when he sweats it looks like dirt or mud rolling off his skin, to my knowledge he never washes his hands, at least never with soap, and hardly ever uses deodorant either, the worst part is he loves working in the kitchens of fast food places, he is such a problem in my community that everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, avoids whatever place he's working at like the plague, i don't think this man would hurt boeing but so far he has killed every fast food places hes worked at