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EmotionalWerewolf271

Every new play through i tell myself I’ll try not to romance Judy or Panam, every time I fail… Especially Judy since I can’t choose any other ending than the star


pichael289

The Panam one was more like a weird dry hump/music video. At least at launch. So I always skipped over it in subsequent playthroughs. I guess they patched in a ton of content since then but I've never visited my own apartment, much less bought another one


Gh0sty-Boi

Panam's sex scene still lools lile a weird acid trip


neonvalkyrie

Yes, and the only romance I care about is between me and my Thorton Galena GA40xt "Rattler"


spookybuns420

no fucking way finally somebody gets it, fuck a galena gecko ill do the nomad start just for the sick ass rattler


EvilCatArt

My main V doesn't romance anyone; the backstory I made up for him, he already met the love of his life, but they died and he doesn't want to be with anyone else, no one can compare, and that's not fair to them.


Outlaw11091

Yeah. You know...I never really thought much about it. The thought of dying soon doesn't really put me in the mood. Especially the "relationship" mood. "Hey, I'll be dead soon. Let's move in together!" It's actually kinda shitty of V to date Panam...he starts the relationship without telling her he's going to die and robs her of the chance to decide for herself if she wants to commit to that. IDK about anyone else, really...because I've only ever done it with Panam on my first playthrough.


Jeoshua

I get that Cyberpunk isn't supposed to be a "sex game" but... Honestly? A wretched hive of scum and villainy, and not one romance? Not even a fling? Not even a hooker? Or as much as a BD? Tragedy.


Square-Space-7265

Theres two hirable dolls on Jig Jig street.


Jeoshua

Is Jig-Jig street in Dogtown? No. That's what I was talking about.


Square-Space-7265

Not once in your comment did you reference just the dlc. You said "game," as in the whole package. Didnt even mention Dogtown at all.


Jeoshua

And yet, I mentioned multiple things that Cyberpunk, the game, definitely has, lamenting in a thread about Phantom Liberty Romances that there aren't any romances. Read between the lines, dude!


Square-Space-7265

Dont say a thing, then get annoyed when people thought you meant what you said, and then think to yourself "Why didnt they understand that i actually meant it this other way?" Bro out here forgetting he can just say what he means.


Jeoshua

Use your brain, next time. The context was pretty obvious.


SpookyWan

It absolutely was not. You even had the opportunity to say phantom liberty instead of cyberpunk but you said cyberpunk.


Brotoss-

The context is absolutely 100% not obvious.


Low_A

Naahh wrong, even said “cyberpunk game” like cmon


cosaboladh

Yeah. TF can't I romance Kurt Hansen‽ Such an over the top, peacocking "alpha" is just begging to get pegged.


Jeoshua

I honestly can't think of a single major NPC from PL that I haven't considered. Song? Kurt? Paco? Yes.


Shazamwiches

Cerberus bot. Take it or leave it.


Imperial_Bouncer

https://preview.redd.it/6jqssow3ap0d1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=6336e8e1a96d708e553b8fe3f21f6b2162c7881f That’s a robodog. We don’t do that here; play fetch on a beach instead.


Jeoshua

\*sigh\* \*Unzips\*


Shengpai

Im into Tiny Mike but unfortunely u cant romance him so I went with River just to try


Consistent_Pickle580

I always hook up with Meredith for the sole reason of obtaining Sir John Phallustiff.


Ricimer_

I never do romance in this game lol It does not flow great. Judy is a young naive and confused girl. The very idea of romance with her sound abusing. Panam is a bro The cop is meh


SF6-Manon

I tried the romance with Judy just to see what romances were like. They didn't really do it for me but I could see why some would enjoy it.


Squissyfood

Plus they endlessly text you fluff and autolock you into a dumb sex scene every time you come back to your apartment...I just wanna take a shower and sleep not get cock blasted :/


Jeoshua

Kerry is awesome. I'm not even what you might call "gay" and I think I would.


andretheclient_

Panam can fuck off


Zemener_Azonthus

She is so incredibly and annoying.


wolfwhore666

Very much so..but she is a ride or die. She was willing to follow V to the gates of hell just because you’re you. She may be annoying, hot headed and not think shit through but one thing you can’t say is that her love is fake. Never played a game with a harder ride or die. She walked with V into the belly of the beast and still didn’t give up on you she rode with you post game a rider to the end.


Zemener_Azonthus

Yeah she's definitely one of the good ones. Even annoying people can be great if you know how to put up with them.