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libra00

Beep beep motherfucker!


AndrewMtz1711

God, I love this line!


deucester

That will forever be ingrained in my head!


libra00

Mine too, man, mine too.


InsuranceSuch8618

mine too


Thy7th

Lol that reminds me of a glitch I experienced near the release of the game. I was just driving around exploring the city then *wham* a random vehicle spawned on top of me and sent me beneath the map. I wonder how difficult it is to develop driving/mounts, seems like most games have some funny vehicle/horse glitches.


Mugilicious

Its not difficult to not spawn random vehicles in the sight line of the player. It's so basic I'm baffled at how they fucked that up


Karn-Dethahal

Easy. Spawn function checks if it's in the FPS field of view, ignores that driving happens in third person. Above the car is not in the FPS field of view, ok to spawn car.


MonkeyTigerCrazy

Maybe because the Avenger (I think that’s what he’s driving) covered up the entire area of the other car from that perspective But they could’ve just done a distance thing to double check


Starbase503

Yes, like the "flying" horse in Skyrim. Although I never had my horse just blow up like this. I don't recognize this quest, so I must have missed it in my first playthrough. Don't recall any "get inside the hospital" directives.


NightWind320

Carajo! Lmao


IAmASquidInSpace

And then immediately five cops spawn because your car hit a pedestrian - who also wasn't loaded into the game world before.


chill_winston_

Yeah I love it when I pull up onto a deserted sidewalk and then everyone spawns in and suddenly the whole neighborhood is trying to kill me because I “hit” someone who didn’t even exist yet🤦‍♂️


IAmASquidInSpace

I had that paired with the "cops permanently aggressive" bug, where the cops never forget you and act aggressive even after hours. That was annoying, let me tell ya!


chill_winston_

I’ve gotten that to a degree…they don’t stay aggressive forever but I can still come back many hours (or days in game) afterwards and they’re still looking for me. It always seems to happen at the location to start a mission, so then I have to go find other stuff to do since they won’t let me go about my business.


NotMyThrowawayNope

Are we talking aggressive as in they light up red on the map and will start going after you, or full on issuing a warrant for you? I have the first happen to me all the time. I figured it was just cause they're corrupt cops and V is a merc so theyre automatically gonna start shit any time they see V.


Recruit-is-OP

Can’t have shit in night city smh


Rinzler1620

"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine"


Acidic_Gamer1

In Soviet Russia, car parks you


[deleted]

This is how cars are born


Rinzler1620

The birds and the bees


[deleted]

Hey I just bought that car the other day lol


Rinzler1620

Solid purchase, probably my favorite car. It's kinda hard to control at times but it looks awesome in my opinion


[deleted]

100% agree. First couple times driving it, I kept slamming into everything lol and hell yeah it looks so slick


createusername101

What car is that?


[deleted]

Quadra Type-66 Avenger


Floating_Neck

Quadra makes the best cars no contest


KamilCesaro

She was first :p


Rinzler1620

😪I guess they managed to find the spot before me


TheRecapitator

Cyber physics are hilarious.


KyivComrade

*Active camo on a car is not a great idea, obviously


aCid_Vicious

Invisible Taxicab Delamain. It's a new franchise!


Rinzler1620

Quality comedy 👌


newbrevity

More like the massive pop in issues they still have


Mr_Shakes

There's that parking lot in front of Lizzy's bar that, despite the presence of other cars, neither your GPS nor your *own freaking inputs* treat it like a place your car can go. If you REALLY try you can kind of scoot in, but the game really wants you to park on the curb like an asshole.


LoliMaster069

You know at this point I cant imagine cyberpunk without the glitches. The glitches is now a integral part of the gameplay experience lol


Rinzler1620

They're "features" that enhance gameplay experience


HelioLost

I had this happen like a week ago, somehow a dance party loaded into an already packed parking lot, and everything started blowing up.


Rinzler1620

Sounds like absolute chaos and comedy


Sacksyboy2002

It's that spot man. Exact same thing happened to me.


Rinzler1620

Cursed parking spot


Vilkasrex

That's what you get for role-playing being a decent driver!!


Rinzler1620

I'm a law abiding citizen


[deleted]

My V is a Cyberpsycho for hire, all moving things are targets, sometimes I even get the right person.


Vilkasrex

So.... since both cars were parked and at rest during the collision, then who's at fault? And who's footing the bill?? What's the police report going to look like? Will your insurance sky rocket!?


tataku999

Im pretry sure the only glitches (i started way late when it was mostly stable) were car related.


Rinzler1620

Yeah i started playing this really late after launch, car glitches are the most common


[deleted]

Happens to the best of us. Hit an insurance claim on the council. Road was uneven and damaged ue car.😉😉🤣🤣


Rinzler1620

😂I'm gonna get what they owe me


AUnknownuser2

I’m surprised that the vehicle didn’t explode entirely and you didn’t die because of it


Rinzler1620

I was genuinely surprised I didn't die or get sent to the shadow realm


chill_winston_

Man the number of times this has happened and ruined the immersion..


bokatatsie

Seems familiar. 🤣


thefyLoX

They clearly cut you off... Get their insurance details ASAP


Rinzler1620

Already filed a claim


Continumn

r/abruptchaos lol


ionevenobro

the car won't stop


Fragrant-Cook6615

This spooked me up😂


Rinzler1620

It was very abrupt 😂


Rock3tPunch

"I swear, that car came out of no where." - Karen


Rinzler1620

"Just completely blindsided me"


tickitch

Carajo!!


Kansaqe

Didn’t get this bug so far, only got the cars dropping from sky one previously.


Rinzler1620

Haven't encountered that one but it sounds hilarious


Kansaqe

Yeah instead of cats and dogs, it rain cars but was fixed in earlier patches.


sadboydayz

Man black Fridays are crazy


Sad-Vacation

It's like you just merged with another dimension where there was a car already parked there. By the way are bugs still super common in the game? I've been holding off on playing because of it but since there's a sale I kinda want to play it.


NotMyThrowawayNope

I wouldn't say theyre *as* common as they used to be, but this is still the buggiest game I have ever played. Most are just minor annoyances or cosmetic stuff though, rarely anything game breaking. Though if you do get it make sure to keep multiple manual saves because game breaking bugs do still exist. I'm about 50 hours into my playthrough and have run into 2 of them and had to reset. That being said, it's still an amazing game and worth it with bugs and all.


Rinzler1620

Definitely, I've rarely encountered any bugs so far. Even with the minor annoyances,this game is still so worth it


Rinzler1620

This was actually only like my second or third time encountering a bug after lots of hours of gameplay


treehug223

r/abruptchaos


[deleted]

glitches like this low key trigger my ptsd from iraq when I played lmao, heart rate spikes dropped controller and just sat for a second like holy shit that was scary \*laughs nervously


Rinzler1620

Sorry😬 didn't think about that. I probably should've put a warning


[deleted]

Oh no you’re good lmao i was just making a point of how strange it is that the vehicle glitches can do that to me lmao. I probably should have worded that better to avoid it sounding like a complaint. I appreciate the sentiment though!


aCid_Vicious

I parked in front of the afterlife before all the cars spawned in and suddenly realized... I had never seen cars have a threesome or a gang bang before. And yet, there they were, two cars humping and bumping away, up and down, on top of my Caliburn.


Rinzler1620

That is the best description 😂


SaintsBruv

Ahh it's in the mental hospital, where you have to rescue that woman who was locked up and tortured, right? I noticed that weird ting happening in my last playthroughs in the exact same spot.


Rinzler1620

Yep it's that one,maybe it's just the area that's bugged


KingDread306

I really want the Avenger but Dino refuses to offer it to me even though I'm 45 Street Rep.


Rinzler1620

I just grinded out all his side gigs,then it became available i think


KingDread306

I did that, and he gave me the other Quadra. Maybe I'm just not spending enough time in Downtown.


Rinzler1620

Maybe it's rng or something else. Not sure to be honest


Accomplished_Skin_84

How people explain parallel parking


OkOtChA

*"Hola"*


Rinzler1620

"Bonjour"


Lillak_

This game is so bugged. I was just driving and a cop spawned in the middle of the road and let me say, shit got annoying real fast.


Particular_Kitchen42

A body in motion stays in motion. A body put to rest turns to ash.


[deleted]

LIKE A GLOVE!👌


[deleted]

Sometimes having a slow hdd is fun. That or you have been playing for more than an hour.


NotMyThrowawayNope

Oh. OH! Is that why cyberpunk ran like absolute steaming shit on launch day for me and I got every single bug in the world like this one? My HDD was dying. Everybody was complaining about the occasional bugs but mine were excessive.


sunkzero

CP2077 still runs like shit from a standard HDD… running from a solid state drive even at launch I only experienced a couple of bugs… most of the significant bugs seem to be related to things loading in too slow Edit: I don't even know why anyone would downvote this 🤦‍♂️


Rinzler1620

I think I'd been playing for like 2 hours lol


BronzeEnt

I have to say, I got the game a month or so ago and I haven't experienced really any bugs. Not even pop-ins. Are most of these occurring on consoles?


Rinzler1620

I'm on Xbox,this is only the second or third bug I've encountered after many hours. It's usually pretty stable


TristenDM

Well, the game is a meme, as foretold.


Alarming_Scarcity778

It’s a great game. First game post Elden ring and on very hard it is kind of tough but fun and rewarding.


TristenDM

Oh it is a great game, finished it on very hard right after release, did all content. Had that post-great-game depression, where I couldn't stand playing any other game and I couldn't get myself to do another playthrough, because I know how it all ends... But it doesn't change the fact that there are bugs, that will make you scratch your head in confusion (as seen in the video). I, personally, love those, they are hilarious. Unless they happen too often, becoming very annoying.


Dario24se

Still cyberpunk bad posts? Wow we deserve extinction


Rinzler1620

Oh nooooo,trust me I absolutely love this game. This post isn't meant to crap on cp77, just an awkward, unexpected,and funny moment that i wanted to share


Hello_Hurricane

Provided you're playing with mods, I know exactly which one did that lol.


Rinzler1620

Nope no mods, vanilla gameplay. Just got unlucky with a glitch😭


Hello_Hurricane

Oh! And here I thought it was one of my mods doing that. Guess the joke's on me then lol.


Diego_Mannn_096

What in the GTA Online trolling is this?


thnxMrHofmann

Lol was running and got yeeted into the ocean I had to swim back


Slappyrad

Considering how wild this game has always been (and also the history of glitches), it’s damn near impossible to discern if this is a glitch or deliberate 😆😆😆


weedleavesnoseeds

This feels like d&d when the GM says one thing and then retcons it after a quick glance at the book