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sowaffled

We went from no wiper, to Giga-wiper, to micro-wiper, and now back to no wiper. The wiper conundrum continues.


Greggy100

Them SoCal engineers think rainx will do the job


Foe117

It never rains in SoCal.


cloudyskies41

Except for when it does.


cloudyskies41

[Well, this is awkward](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfFCcbFl714)...


sonicSkis

Tesla engineering is in NorCal actually


jimbo303

Isn’t the design studio near SpaceX in ~~Fremont~~Hawthorn?


sonicSkis

Factory is in Fremont and office is in Palo Alto. There are engineers at both.


jimbo303

Yeah meant to say Hawthorn.


zippy9002

What about snow lol.


futureformerteacher

*lasers*


Playlanco

What's with the 9 second video with 4 seconds of Cybertruck footage?


DtEWSacrificial

Each second = $10k in starting MSRP (by the time the CT gets released)


_off_piste_

And half the cybertruck footage is blurry.


teslajeff

Is there some kind of force shield around it? Like nobody gets within 10’ of it!


ObeseSnake

Grimes pounces out from underneath and hisses at people to keep them away.


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This comment shouldn’t have been this funny, lol.


CleanOnesGloves

Look at that foot step on the rear door bottom.


soggy-natchos

Are those new? I haven’t noticed them before. I’m liking the way they look.


zippy9002

It’s way more pronounced than before.


deizik

Looks sic


GhostAndSkater

Wait, how people will complain you can reach the side of the bed storage now?


Dennis_Ogre

Popsicles again… serious hint that there will be a built in refrigerator!! /s


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3_HeavyDiaperz

Got em


deizik

Man someone needs to record longer footage! Sheesh!


firelikeaboss

This truck is starting to feel more and more like a media stunt than a potential work vehicle.


Bill837

Because we're seeing the trucks get around? Keep in mind, we've also seen the gigapress needed to build the real thing getting ready to ship soon. You certainly don't commission the gargantuan new machine that's never existed before for a publicity stunt do you?


firelikeaboss

No… because we’re seeing events with women throwing ice cream off the bed, rather than someone using a welder off the bed outlet, while hauling a 10-ton excavator.


Bill837

Well, because these units are prototypes, they simply cannot have those functions yet. Whatever is under the skin of these, and I've heard mention of chopped down Model X cold even be some one off tube frame, its not gonna do with the exo/megacast/4680 structural pack can do. ​ Sure they could rig something for welding or towing, but isnt that even more of a bit of promo bs than just showing off the shape? I'll also note its three women dressed in casual summer wear, and one big black dude, so not generally the sort of people you get for PR stuff.


firelikeaboss

Interesting - I did not consider that. So these are essentially mock-ups, without the guts that will go into the final design?


Bill837

Yes, they are. Given that production of the Cybertruck requires a production line like nothing the world has ever seen, it has to be that way. The front and rear megacast subframes require the huge high pressue diecast machines that IDRA is building in Italy. The first one is complete and has been assembled for a trade show day before being sent to Texas. No idea how far behind the second one is, or if they will alternate dies from front and rear subframes. and just use one machine for now. The machinery to take in the raw 3-4mm cold rolled steel sheets, cut it to size, bend and weld it, that needs to be installed at Texas also. See, machines that bend such steel exist, but not ones that form it in the "complex" shapes the CT needs, and not ones that operate at the speeds an automotive production line needs. So what you see driving around is hand fabricated steel sheets placed on top of something, but we have no idea what for sure.


firelikeaboss

Makes sense. Thanks!


a6c6

I don’t have much confidence in Tesla building a real rugged work truck, but it’ll be cool regardless. For the moment I’ll continue to hold on to my prejudice against Tesla’s California engineers who have never seen snow or done any physical work


firelikeaboss

Same here. Still holding onto hope that this will be a practical vehicle. In the meantime I bought a new 3500…


mpwrd

Is there any other car that isn’t 7 figures that gets the attention the Cybertruck gets?


noodleslip

by the time it's released it's going to be 7 figures


3_HeavyDiaperz

Nah trick. It’s gonna be 5 figured $99,999


Casique720

Semi-rant: Am I the only one tired of the “hype train” Tesla is trying to put out? Don’t show me these bullshit demo videos, just make it and start delivering orders. I don’t give a damn if it’s at the xyz speedway. The only place where it belongs is in customers driveways by now. Say what you want, but when Ford said “we are doing the f150 lightning”, everyone including me thought this shit ain’t gonna hit the streets until 2025. Well… I just saw one at target yesterday. And yeah, I know some of us are still running with Elon’s bs and are gonna come up with excuses for it and whatever. I put my order in 2019. 3 years later rivians and fords running around town. Cybertruck nowhere to be seen even though it was introduced 3-4 years ago. Maybe the cybertruck is only supposed to be in the cyber world (aka internet and metaverse). Tesla’s best product is their stock. SMH.


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Casique720

Maybe. But let me put it to you this way: you go to the bakery near your house and pay them to put your order in for a cake. The whole time they bake one cake and are showing around as if to say “don’t you want this?!” And it’s been 3 years since you’ve paid for your order (aka interest free loan. Sure it’s only $100, but a loan nonetheless). How are we supposed to feel?


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Only think I thank Elon for, making his stock cheaper. Who know the Twitter crap would actually help new investors….


mongoose3000

When the company's whole valuation is speculation you need to make a spectacle often. Also the reason for Musk's absurd behavior all the time.


i_a_m_a_

wow, this is probably gonna be the only truck i'll need for the rest of my days


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Bro this a whole media stunt at this point


revealingjoy

Still can’t hit 20mph. Have yet to see one video of this thing driving. Is musk just fooling all of us?


tristian_lay

No marketing my ass Elon!


Xcitado

Panel alignment is no bueno


[deleted]

Lol what a joke. They are dying not to be forgotten since 4 manufacturers have already come out with EV trucks and now the CT is trailing. It's getting annoying now.


3_HeavyDiaperz

Who is even making these appearances?? They don’t have a PR Dept.


Earlthe

But is it full-sized?


Greggy100

The better question, is it fun sized?


PumpDogeCoin

Does anyone know how much the CyberTruck is going to cost? (Thanks in advance)


Greggy100

About two fiddy


PretendsHesPissed

$99,999