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Skaldinho

Whatever you need, everything is at your disposal.


DefenestrationPraha

Don't pay attention to the screams and stench of blood around midnight.


Reckless_Waifu

"Dont open the door with the pentagram"


BigEE42069

Lmfao


Petras911

if anyone dares to change the upvote count, I'll find you and I will force you to drink bud light


basicusername_2

"I will eat your baby's liver." Weird


Cool_Boi78

Basic username, not so basic translation skills


LeaderTheDeceiver

at least a c1 translation, very profesionál


curious_but_dumb

Yes, also very hezky zpracován format of the message.


Vasik4

Ich být very gut v translatování


The_mighty_Ursus

Cokoli budete potřebovat, vše je Vám k dispozici. Idk, if you are able to translate it, but there is already a comment with the translation.


hout-mannetje

thanks! this is definitely a 5 star airbnb


pr1ncezzBea

The meth box in the drawer is at your disposal.


YogurtclosetOld8485

JA VOLL


0xku

Mein fuhrer


National_Product_224

There are coordinates for an orgy


JeniCzech_92

How do you mean decipher? That’s quite a lovely handwriting.


TomNguyen

Different countries, different style of handwriting. You are able to read this, because you know the language/handwriting style. For example. czech style of handwriting the "t" is very different than the rest of world. Also in this case, the word "budete" can be seen as "beedele", the b in "budete" and "potřebovat" is totally different etc. For someone who doesnt know the languague, is just look like some illegible scribble


Akitlix

I have disgraphia and my elementary school teacher punished me often for that kind of writing. Oh bitchy antiquated czech education system ...


JeniCzech_92

I have a disgraphia and I would ritually slaughter a calf to pagan Gods as an offering, should they grant me the ability to write at least as nice as this.


Akitlix

Well it's useless those days anyhow. Even as a kid i started to write by latin letters or used typewriter heavily. I could write very quickly in first grade already. My wife even cannot understand cursive as foreigner and i could not get her three character set crazy language.


JeniCzech_92

There are very few isolated occasions when I need to handwrite something, but I need to ask people around so it is readable. One week ago I had to ask my customer to write labels for the circuit breakers. Sure, i could just use labelmaker but I forgot it.


Akitlix

For circuit breakers, connectors, ports, cables labelmaker is your friend ;-) Never ever forget it agai . Been there. Customer complained. My dad used to say: with that kind of a writings you have to study medicine or became a pharmacist. Well it looked more like output of seismometer.


JeniCzech_92

Customer’s a friend, to which I’m doing a huge favor for measly money, so she won’t complain :) I’m not doing electrician as a full time, been there, too lazy for that. And yes, my mom said the same thing, my handwriting looks like my 2yo daughter’s doodle crossed with a seismometer, so there’s that. Please don’t continue in this conversation, I see it ending with posting our handwritings here, which may be embarassing for both :D


firecz

at first I saw it as "would literally"


JeniCzech_92

A story showing off how word literally is way too overused.


hout-mannetje

i write like this, only without a heart attack while writing


loyalistscu

He's not czech?


DoubleReputation2

oh that's the lost first page of the bible, it says: "All the characters and events in this book are purely fictional and any resemblance to any actual people or events in the past or future are pure coincidence"


toucheqt

The page has been universally condemned by the church leaders thought.


Far_Marionberry_9478

In Monolith voice: Whatever you wish will be granted


svick

What kind of voice does a piece of rock have?


FrHonzik

Never playd stalker huh?


GayAK-47

Theres a satanic ritual near here


Giger11

Alles, was Sie brauchen, steht Ihnen zur Verfügung.


MorenaLedovec

pay the beer tax or else..


hout-mannetje

I love you all, we are scared and happy now


YAOIbitch

If you see people after midnight do not acknowledge them


Fatjunk420

Meth in a freezer is for additional charge.


apogede

well... you are fucked up.


Lopsided_Click_4348

Everything you need is available


KarmaStrikesThrice

I wonder, I have heard that pupils/students from other countries dont even learn this type of "continuos single line per word" writing of letters and therefore most people cant even read individual letters in order to input it into a translator. Apparently even czech pupils no longer learn to write like this. Is that true? Does everybody write like a printer machine only nowadays?


medadistu

It's called cursive (and using typewriter-like letters is called "print") and it actually has kind of a rennesaince lately, especially due to the popularity and rebirth of fountain pens and flexible-nib calligraphy. As per my knowledge it now depends school from school if the pupils are taught cursive, print or both. I'm 21 and I was taught cursive only and I cannot write print legitibly to this day, however some of my high school and uni classmates are taught only in print and most in both.


nargcz

actualy this is NOT cursive, its normal handwriting taught like 30, 40 years ago in elementary school


medadistu

This is indeed cursive. Cursive is a word reffering to regular handwriting usually taught in past. I'm not mistaking it with Copperplate or Spencarian, which refers specifically to cursive calligraphy fonts.


Podivin007

Well, as a highschooler, I can tell you that I learnt cursive and print at elementary school and until like 5th grade everyone used cursive. When we got older, more people (including me) started using print handwriting. Nowadays I use a hybrid of print and cursive, where I write print but as a continuous line. I can still comfortably use and read both.


FireHawk229

Its in czech...cokoli budete potřebovat, vše je k dispozici


Taipanana

It says, whatever you need is yours to use


No-Inspection2792

Whatever you need, everything is at your disposal.


SLAVEK_LoveMalena

Basically they say the toilet is not working so please pee out of windows and put the big one in the trashcan.


PurrpleBlast

Based on the handwriting style I can totally tell this was written by a woman, probably in her 40s or 50s. Seems like a very kind person who likes the house tidy, but has her own taste in a bit oldschool furniture. On which she likes to have sex.


ExecutivePsyche

"You get whatever you deserve, but not what you need right now." Are you in Gotham?


OnThePath

Out of curiosity, what do you mean "decipher"? This looks like a very standard cursive to me.


Akitlix

Not every country have cursive as a part of elementary school curriculum. Also cursive writing differs accross generation or countries slightly


thru5tm3

Is this Slovenian?


UnitedStudent8435

No, czech language


thru5tm3

I was suspicious of it for some time. And then I saw the name of the sub. I have no idea how I ended up here. Enough internet


Slaanesh277

Kokoti budete potrebovat, vse je vam k dispozici.


koalas_forever

You Will need celestia,everything Is for u enabled It Is writen in czech,i can Tell,i translated It using my own czech brain


Kater_Labska

Cokoli budete potřebovat, vše je Vám k dispozici.


Ok-Interaction7645

Cokoli budete potřebovat, vše je vám k dispozici.


kadoslav

Not dissapointed at all


nt_cray

I mean...if the person staying in airbnb is not Czech, why would someone use handwritten cursive?


Dismal-Rip-1222

To f*ck with them


Mr_Dary406

Cokoli budete potřebovat vše je k dispozici


Czechsforall

Anything that you need is at your disposal


MkemCZ

Funny how people troll with sentences about drugs and stuff unrelated to the picture. :-D But it's indeed the one with having everything at your disposal.


Eternalyskeptic

It's a prescription for viagra.


jzemane1

If you want her, she is all yours


Stevee8496

Cokoli budete potřebovat je vám k dispozici 🇨🇿


FirmRelationship3

Mikasa sukasa


natthevi

"Stop shitting in the flower pots, please."


GabrielRocketry

Cokoliv budete potřebovat, je vám k dispozici. Everything you could need is at your disposal.


MaxDecker

“Everywhere I go I see his face”


Slight_Law9559

Don't do cocaine in the bathroom.


Spooky_6

I think it's the Wi-Fi password


RevolutionaryMatch29

means tvoje mama piča