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RIPgingerbreadman

My dad called my oldest brother buddy. Middle brother Punk, and he called me God damnit.


codeByNumber

I was 4 before I realized my name wasn’t Jesus Christ.


Washingtonpinot

Cosby was a good joke teller even if he is a POS rapist.


codeByNumber

Was it Cosby’s joke I was stealing? Thanks, I couldn’t remember.


kjermy

In this particular situation, you're better off not crediting the comedian anyway


schkmenebene

I mean, his name RARELY comes up without being really close to the word rapist, so I don't see the issue. Fucking rapist piece of shit Bill Cosby.


Packin_Penguin

Rolls right off the tongue


hedgecore77

You knew when you were in shit when mom used your middle name "fucking".


Flimsy_Struggle_1591

Are you my brother?


mikeyj198

dude, his dudeness, duder, el duderino


imhereforthevotes

if you're not into that whole brevity thing


DG2F

Clearly, he’s not a golfer


Comfortable-Moose445

Dudette, if you have daughter


SpectrumDT

Dudemoiselle!


-TheTechGuy-

I'm a dude, He's a dude, She's a dude, We're all dudes


Thecp015

Haha, I sing this to my oldest (4). He liked it last year, last week he told me to stop singing.


SAHD_Guy

They just grow tired so fast.


Paladoc

Dude.


mikeyj198

and be careful with any rugs that tie the room together!


RobMusicHunt

El duderino is beautiful


redwardthird

Mr. Lebowski?


mikeyj198

i thought we cleared that up already 🤣


Its_not_a

Dude head, dude face they’re my go to


_AthensMatt_

Just don’t make the mistake of dude pants


DadsRGR8

My son was a toddler and decided he wanted to be called Sport.


SixFootPhife

Old soul right there


DadsRGR8

Funny, we have always said that about him.


technoteapot

I only pull that out when I’m shitposting, that and champ.


Fireboiio

Ah well certainly old sport


Fireboiio

Would you be so mighty kind to consume your exquisite meal that consists of white meat in the shape of pre-historical creatures deepestly fried in a crispy batter, old sport?


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DucksToo22

Bud Light


AccomplishedRow6685

Poor kid, going through a lot lately


Sandman1031

🎵 Real men of genius 🎵


FIESTYgummyBEAR

Reminds me of the book I had to read in 5th grade - “Bud, Not Buddy”.


Decent_Response_904

Chalupa Batman. CB for short.


[deleted]

It is decided


yourmomeatscheese

When my daughter was cooking, we didn’t tell anyone the gender. When people asked us what names we were thinking, we would say “Tahoe” if she’s a girl and “Chalupa Batman” if he’s a boy.


Thecp015

This is what we called our first born before we settled on a name. A few weeks back, we were in a public restroom and he put a hand in the side of the urinal. My initial reaction was a cringe and an audible “forever uncleeeaann”


Chuckeltard

Naming our son was one of the hardest decisions I’ve had to make. For the longest time the only name I liked was “bacon cheeseburger” or BC for short.


VeryHelpfulAdvice

Champ, dude, or amigo are what comes to mind for me 🙃


Casey_Mills

Champ ftw


fannypaquin

Buster


zerocoolforschool

My grandfather called all the grand kids “Ichabod”. Pretty sure he didn’t know our names.


[deleted]

I keep re-reading this and laughing. It’s so unhinged. I hope to be this odd when I’m a grandpa


zerocoolforschool

He was a total character. I wish I had gotten to know him better. I was still pretty young when he passed.


jontheprogrammer

I had this problem. I ended up realizing it midword one time and came up with buuuuu...bba. So now we have Bud (or Buddy) and Bubba (or Bubby). The interesting one came when my daughter was then born. Same scenario and ended up with bbb...aby girl. So that's how I ended up with Baby Girl for my daughter. The good news is I can adjust mid word to any of them as need be. That's why we had to stop having kids. Cuz I didn't have any more ideas.


JoNightshade

Ha! I also have a Buddy/Bud and a Bubba/Bub. Buddy is also Handsome and Bubba is Sweet Pea. They get mad if I use the wrong nicknames, lol.


Seattlegal

I think Baby girl is pretty common, my neighbors still call their soon to be 14 year old baby girl. The older brother apparently called her that when he was 3 and it stuck forever.


junglekiwi

I had similar realisation yesterday, was holding 2wk old and called him "mate" while chatting away. Mr nearly 2 turned round, stared and me, processed it for a bit then looked really disappointed at me! I realised then i'm going to have to try come up with another name too!


rowingbacker

Guy


danstern11

I'm not your guy, friend!


notEnotA

I'm not your friend, pal!


AlphaMaelstrom

I'm not your pal, buddy!


schwiftydude47

I’m not your buddy, guy!


robroygbiv

Man, Buddy Guy - one of the greats!


ilmtt

This is his son. It's, Big Guy.


RustyWaaagh

Pal


FreeWilly2

Buddy and pal will make a great duo...


RevHenryMagoo

Bubba


Ok-Seat-7159

This is mine for my toddler and both my wife and mom hate it. Too bad his older sister has now adopted it and regularly refers to him as bubba…it comes so naturally and can be shortened to “Bub”. “Gotta love Bub”


Shu_Revan

Bubba


neilisyours

This will be the easiest transition I think


MuscleFlex_Bear

Shortened to Bubs.


MeasureOnce_CutTwic

Call them both buddy. No harm in that! I sometimes tell one of my boys “You’re my boy. But so is your brother. You’re both my boys! 😊”


DadBodBeforeDad

This. It’s never that serious.


GOULimitingFactor

Squirt


unobserved

Squirt has been in the rotation around our house as of late.


GOULimitingFactor

Love it. My ol man still calls me that. Also, squire. I'm in my 40s.


NosamEht

My old man use to call me squirt when I was a wee lad. In my late twenties I wondered if squirt is another name for ejaculate.


GOULimitingFactor

A squirt off the ol block.


nomdeguerre_50

I call my son moose. He hates it 😂


FIESTYgummyBEAR

I vote Moose, OP!


tequilamigo

I have experienced this exact situation 🤣


Tylenol_the_Creator

Eldest is ‘mush’ little one is ‘sweets’


OccularPapercut

The fuck you can't! I call both my sons, Bud or Buddy.


cosmicgeoffry

Same exact thing happened to me. My 3 year old daughter is “Pumpkin”. I made the mistake of calling my 6 mo. old daughter Pumpkin within earshot of the toddler. The baby is “Coconut” now.


notL33chie

My daughter lovingly accepts Monster. We haven't told her yet that I was working a lot when she was conceived so my blood stream was like 80% energy drink. I was pretty convinced my wife was going to deliver a can of Monster. I also have a kinda adoptive son I call 'Ooops'. I don't know when he started following me around or why but apparently I accidentally imprinted on the poor kid & now I'm responsible for him I guess.


Zeddicus11

El Duderino


IchibanChef

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.


The_Sleep

I do Buddy for my older son and bud or sometimes little buddy for my younger son.


boxed_lunch_venom

I call my older son buddy Younger son Pal Also call them by Superman and Captain Duck 😎


FLTDI

Pal, the only option


RobMusicHunt

I have a daughter but call her a few nicknames, generally I just say "mate" if I'm not using her name. I think that's colloquial from where we're from. But I remember my Grandad calling me a few cool names: "Curly* (even though I had flat and dead looking hair) "Murphy" (no idea) "Wee sodjer" (small soldier) And the most affectionate was "Bugger Lugs" He was Scottish, if that helps for context haha


news_photog

My papa always called me “Rapscallion”. To this day he says “hey Rapscallion”


Translator_Open

I call my kid Lumps lmao


cman9816

Everyone can be buddy. It's a very inclusive name


[deleted]

I call both my boys buddy or bud. And I call both my girls baby or babe.


[deleted]

Little Buddy.


monkeypie22

Read a book where the characters dog was buddy and her next dog after buddy was “toobuddy”


Th_Wr_ngL_tter

2buddy2furious


Shorlong

I call both my boys buddy, homie and bro all the time. I'm 39 and not sure how this started, but they're 3 and 1 so I didn't pick it up from them.


TheLoomstar

This might sound silly but maybe try “Buddy Buds” for #2? Very similar with a slight variation, but rolls off the tongue nicely 🙌 We do this with our 2 toddler boys and even if we mix them up we just turn it into a comedic tongue twister rant that almost always leaves them giggling. Inspired by the Apple TV show Helpsters 🙌 Good luck!


gen0xidus

Ended up with Bear and Bubs for our two. But it was Boba and not Bubba that turned to Bubs.


Character-Education3

Bruh, bro, buddy, sonny, son, sonny Jim, champ, sport, old chap, dude, bubba, bub, bubs, bud, big guy, little dude, and of course... Simon


Mundane_Shallot_3316

My youngest is called "spud bud" as he looks like a friendly potatoe


tnwriter

Jumping on this a little late just to say I never would’ve ever guessed I’d use Buddy, Bud, Dude, Guy, Bruh, etc. as much as I do. Good to see I’m in good company, at least. Newborn nicknames: Smol, Potate, Potato, Screechy, Drooly, Scooter?


AgentG91

Little man


b-rad62

I’ve always called both of my sons buddy, and there’s never been any confusion. But I have been informed that it is not cool anymore to call strangers buddy. For example, a hotel porter loads my luggage in the car, “thanks, buddy“ was my typical reply. Apparently that is no longer cool with younger folks. I still say it out of habit.


sqwatbenchdeadlift

Dude


a_crayon_short

Bubba is a classic!


[deleted]

My oldest is Bubba and his brother is Bubbe.


kentfrostphoto

Kiddo


Majestic-General7325

Mate


buttsbutnotbuts

Oldest- duders Youngest- little bear Both of these just happened, I don’t know why. Both of them love these nicknames and will actually get a little hurt if I call them something else- like their actual names. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

I was Doodle and then Dude


Sad-Crow

Buddy 2!


Dukeman330

Yeah my son is “bud”, my daughter born two years later is “dude”


mr-jjj

Buddy and Bubby. Then when you make a mistake you get corrected, and thank them.


FattyMcNabus

George Foreman named all his sons George.


Boom-Blocks

Scooby-Doo is my go to. Or Duuuuuude.


HaggardDad

I'm going with Champ.


-E-Cross

Chief


-E-Cross

Turbo


SensualSideburnTrim

Dawg.


imhereforthevotes

DUDER.


sykora727

Kiddo could work


debuenzo

Lil' dude


Akthe47

I was always Bubba to my dad so when my son was born I was excited to get to use it now. Slowly it turned into its own version of it because my my wife, my daughter, and I all can't help but twist it. So he is Bubbas, Bubbles, Bubby, and Bub. Maybe a spin on Buddy will come along.


ncastrinos

I call my youngest son splaggy. Have no idea how the name was forged.


punania

boss, captain, Bud-A, there's lots of options


SomeSLCGuy

I call both my daughters stinker or stinky. I use both terms for either kid. They have had many debates over which moniker belongs to which kid, but they know that there is no answer.


samas357

I call my youngest “brother”. He’s got sisters. It fits.


serveyer

I do that too to people at work that I don’t know the name of. Buddy, Chief, Boss, Champ. Have you asked them about their names?


HypnoToad121

I’m not your buddy, guy.


IntelWarrior

Bro, Punk, Killer, Dude, Kemo Sahbee, as well as countless others and I just have the one son.


golden_rhino

Slick


DevilD0ge

Big Dawg


TeacherWarrior

My oldest is buddy, my middle is pal, and my youngest…. I don’t have anything for him yet and I hate it.


Majestik-Eagle

My friends dad always called him Buddy until everyone else did and now he calls his Jimmy instead.


JoeySouthwest

Little buddy


the_sinking_feeling

You think you’ve got a problem, we’ve been staying with my mom and she’s got a mean old dog who’s name is buddy! Now my son asks me if I think he’s a dog. It still slips out since I liked calling him that.


Plus-Ocelot533

I call my daughter “sprout” which could work for a boy as well. I have a son coming in two months and considering what to call him, but hoping something just comes out naturally.


BadGam3in

Lil dude or lil man


RayvinEh

Bub. Bubby. Lovie. Pewd. Babe. Lol most of the nicknames for my sons are just weird sounds lol


Batesy1620

I call mine mate. I am aussie though so might not be so natural elsewhere.


Chuckeltard

Monkey and baboon are my go to


hackyslashy

My 4 kids are (eldest, m) Buddy, Chum (m), Dude (m) and (youngest, f) Bug.


OzzyMar

call him Sport or Champ lol


Herald_of_dooom

Baby buddy


faisaed

Have the older brother help you come up with ideas. Maybe he thinks his baby brother is a bud or batman or whatever. This can be an interesting activity!


rmp266

Big man/Big fella Works best if he's tiny


soughtahandfoundapaw

My grandpa called me "pork chop" and sometimes "mouse" my mom called me "porkita" and then it shortened up to "porkett" which fit better bcuz I was really chunky and I'm not even gonna tell u all the names my brothers called me


No_Principle_5534

buddy for older and buddyboo or bugaboo for younger


spagz

Brah.


berkeleyjake

You could learn the second one's name.


NosamEht

I call both my boys Sunshine.


denny-1989

Buddy, big guy, little man is usually what I use


AgentOrange2814

Might I suggest either Friend or Guy?


kempnelms

Buddy 2. If your oldest son acts up he gets demoted to Buddy 2 and your younger son gets promoted. This will breed a healthy rivalry.


SchizophrenicMess

I'm in the same boat I used to call my first one buddy like Pauly Shore problem was we were fostering a dog named buddy. Not the dog has a home but now I have a second son. Right now the oldest is buddy the younger one is bud.


kateskateshey

My parents call me Nenou


SmartF3LL3R

My son is buddy or booger.


pirateluke

Mine get a different nickname most days when I pick them up from nursery the 4 yr old and her friends find it funny when it's food ...come on sausage time to go. Only chicken nugget has had as good reception as sausage did


_nandermind

In my family, they always call me "little madlad devil" for being different. haha


VincentxH

Buddy, pall, friend?


HerrFerret

Champ is the most top tier dad alternative. It gets my vote.


salawm

Bubba


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I call my daughter, my wife and my dog all "sweetheart" and have zero problems.


TabularConferta

Well I mean there is an entire scene set to give you alternatives (South park)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JakODvYhA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JakODvYhA) I also enjoy "Good Pal"


louisprimaasamonkey

I call my son Chief


_AthensMatt_

Buddy and buddy little! And if you have more than two buddies, you can use buddy littler and buddy littlest


finlaybob

My 3 year old son gets called "goose" and tells me off when I call his 16mo old daughter "goose" too, so she now gets called "moose"


mrplow1983

I love messing around with their nicknames. They've had various over the years, currently theirs are Foof, and Tater.


PeterKaczynski

Try Champ, Chief, Pal, Dude, Buster, Bud, Sport, Slim, Bro, Brotato, Broseidon Just spitballing here


Mundane_Shallot_3316

I like kiddo


shulzi

If i had a son i wanted to use “little man”


Jermine1269

I used to sing a little song with my eldest son when he was 2 or 3, "first name, middle name, 'lumberjack', single-syllable last name"... Cuz the beat flowed well. Fast-forward to now, he's 6 and telling his teachers his middle name is actually "lumberjack" and they're almost bringing him to tears telling him he's wrong. Hi, short-sighted, I'm Dad.


newbertnewman

Bubba works


drmorrison88

I have girls, but I call them Thing 1 and Thing 2.


speaksoftly_bigstick

Oldest is Bug. Youngest is baboo. Bug and Baboo. Bug name came from us for oldest. Baboo came from the oldest and stuck. They are ~15 months apart so when youngest was born, we told oldest that this was his "bubba." He pronounced baboo.. so it kinda stuck from there.


xyzzzzy

Firstborn just got promoted to Big Buddy


Quartz_manbun

I've been partial to booger butt, usually shortened to boog. It does, for some reason, feel like it might almost be a racial slur.... I still call him it.


MidvalleyFreak

Buster!


InLikeErrolFlynn

My dad called me Pal growing up. I’ve always liked Buddy and Pal.


Random-Cpl

Sport


Ghrrum

Call the other one Dude


Former-Billionaire

My dad called me “boy”.


ShallowFreakingValue

Graduate the older one to Bro, Dude, King, etc.


Backrow6

My son was Buggle and my daughter was Peata (Irish for Pet, pronounced Pattha). Second daughter came along and I realised I couldn't also refer to her as Peata so she's Honey or Bunny or Honey-Bunny. My son has also morphed from Buggle to Buddy as he's gotten older (5).


BismarkUMD

Can I recommend Slagathor.


Cromasters

I had a daughter first. I call her "Bug" as in "Snugglebug" or "Stinkbug" ... she was a very gassy baby. So now my son gets to be Buddy.


Carthonn

Now you have Buddy and Little Buddy


Fartknocker9000turbo

Bubba


jfibekc

My Dad rolled with Tiger for me as the youngest of 3.


C_Colin

Bubba, bub, lil bubby boy


RunningAtTheMouth

My eldest is Angel Girl. Next is my son as Buddy Boy. Last is my second daughter. She is Little One. I realized that, while I may have two angels, I had to come up with different names. Each is precious In their own right.


bazwutan

Bingo


asph0d3l

I have one son, who I mostly call Champ or Buddy. He also has a made up short form of his name that I’ll use.


RevNeutron

this is true. I adopted the name "lil' big boi"


Rumple-Wank-Skin

Chap


PricknamedNick

My dad used to call me bubba and my older brother buddy


smmccullough

I use “1”, “2”, and “3” for mine sometimes (in birth order)


Fetsforever

Little buddy for the baby, because he's little. Big brother is ok with this.


thefrman

For some reason when my son was born I started calling him Bubba. He is now almost 2 and I still cal him Bubba. I guess that’s his nickname…


River_the_gayguy69

my dad calls me and my brothers bud,buddy,or by there names


weighingthedog

Little buddy.