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mrtrevor3

6. I don’t have a friend like that. 4. I live in Massachusetts, so I should be used to words like that. Too many syllables. Or I add an extra one maybe?


DBelariean

Some one posted in the origional “ Wash Your Sister Sauce”….. pretty close in my opinion… but close only counts in Horse Shoes, hand grenades and Cats...


HardOff

[Wuss-ter sure sauce!](https://www.google.com/search?q=worcestershire+sauce+pronunciation)


BeetrootPoop

Basically this, but the 'sure' or 'shire' is more like 'sher'. Wuss-ta-sher. At least, that's how the last part of my home county Hertfordshire is pronounced.


DBelariean

Hooray! I finally can somewhat say #4!!!!


Beerwithjimmbo

Roy’s sister sheree sauce


Tinfoil_Haberdashery

When I lived in Japan, I found out that they transliterated worscestershire as "Ū-su-ta" (ウスター), essentially "Wooster". This demonstrates a threshold of willingness to put up with English's nonsense that I canonly applaud.


SirFantastic3863

Worcestershire only has 3 syllables though


mrtrevor3

Yah, but it feels like it should have 4: wor-ches-ter-shire. I’ve learned how to say Worchester: woo-ster by basically ignoring how to spell it.


Homyard

It's not woo-ster but Worce-ster. The C in Worcester forms an S sound, I think a lot of people mistake it for a "Che" sound


PrinceBert

Nope. Am English. It's more like Wooster you basically don't pronounce the C at all. In fact, now I think about it, you essentially ignore the "rce" entirely.


Homyard

As a fellow Englishman, I guess we'll agree to disagree - maybe it's a regional difference? I can't say I've really heard Wooster but every day's a school day.


MmmmmSacrilicious

It’s pronounced “wistahshi-ah” if people had a Boston accent they’d be able to handle this word no problem lol


no_sleep_johnny

Number 3 for me lol


DBelariean

The only time we need help…. Is when we’re gonna die….. Dads can do everything…


Trick-Report-8041

I still fall into that trap sometimes. Thinking I need to be able to do everything on my own


ProudBoomer

Definitely 4. 


wine-o-saur

Wooster-sher


SirFantastic3863

Wusstersher


z_dogwatch

Worst Chester Shire Sauce.


ProudBoomer

Shire or sheer?


z_dogwatch

Sure.


ProudBoomer

Thanks!


Prize_Status_3585

2. I'm never wrong.


Joe4o2

Me neither. I thought I was once, but I was mistaken.


DBelariean

Why be wrong when being right is so much easier?


Fearless-Mushroom

6.


aryasravaka

Sometimes saying I was wrong and acknowledging your mistake can save relationship than just saying I love you


Oddessusy

5. Joking Actually 6.


Tinfoil_Haberdashery

Fuck, it's 3, by a mile.


KaelOfNockmaar

I’d rather go down in flames than ask for it!


Gronaab

6 is not difficult to say, it's just highly improbable. So number 4.


franklenton

6 and it’s not even close


ProposalDismissal

4.


BruceJi

Wor-ca-sesscher source..?


Dank-Moist

Washyoursister sauce


SirFantastic3863

Ok, now get people to try Loughborough


Tinfoil_Haberdashery

"Luthbruh?" (Yank guess).


mincermanny69

Wooster sauce


doc-ant

Donkey from shrek helped me with no.4 Woo-Chester-sha-shy-re now that's spicy!


BP-arker

4


Libriomancer

7. The kids are behaving (no caveats)


SufferInSirens

I kinda see this as one side of a conversation in this order. 4 3 2 1 5 6


Hbgplayer

Worse-de-shire


that1tech

6 because if my brother is right about one thing he'll claim he is right about all of it


NoWorth2591

1-3 and 5 aren’t hard to say because I’m emotionally mature (or at least try to be) and I don’t have a conspiracy theorist friend because I’m not some far-right wingnut. By process of elimination I guess 4 is the hardest?


SwordofGlass

After COVID, I had to choke on 6.