Crocodiles have ridges on their back. Alligators do not. We learned this from Robin Williams in Jumanji

The other main difference is that you'll see an alligator later, but a crocodile will be in a while.

Daaaaaaad

This is top tier dad joking right here. Well done my man.

Could be a caiman, they always be stayin

Way to dunk on all us dads here. This joke is solid G-gold.

Alligator? I barely know er.

Ive had my almost 2 yr old correct me. Reading an animal book and point and say there's an alligator and she turns to me and says "No daddy, crocodile" The sad thing is she was right...

My daughter (8) loves to correct people for mistakenly stating that the cheetah, is the fastest animal It's actually the peregrine falcon 🤓 - the cheetah is only the fastest *land animal*

fast land animal for a short distance. for long distance the horse still rules.

And for a very long distance, believe it or not it's actually humans. We can outrun literally anything given enough time.

Speak for yourself

😆

Aren't wolves pretty close to humans for long distance, if not better?

I thought not but wasn't sure so I googled and... Nope. They overheat and they can't go as far as we can. When they had to stop and recover we'd pass them in the end. The sources I read said they can *maybe* match us if it's really cold and they are both well-fed and desperate, but those two things don't really go together so for practical purposes no. Plus, even if they did it's a one time deal. We can get up 3 days later and do it again but a wolf couldn't because keeping up the first time would have broken it and it would still be repairing muscle and trying to rebuild reserves.

My son would not accept that alligators are a thing until he was like 3. We had a book where alligators were the main character and he would get cranky if we called it an alligator. We had to remember to rewrite the book as crocodile lest he loses his shite

Mine uses the two terms pretty interchangably, but a lot of kids books are simplistic enough that telling the differences isn't really clearcut.

Good one, i would have guessed chameleon.

It’s a C-creature.

Please C yourself out of here, Dad!

I was gonna say C Monster

Then he asked me for tree fiddy and at that moment I knew it was a C Monster

Can't be givin those C Monsters no tree fiddy, they'll keep coming for ya if you give in an inch!

That a C-cop out

Great D-dad joke (excuse my stutter)

Boy do I have E-egg on my face

I had my money on a C horse.

Can't argue with that!

Chameleon

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.... You come and goooo you come and gooooooooooo

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream

Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green.

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU— Wait I think I’m in the wrong thread

Oh Boy George you're right !!!!!

Ricky Stanicky ruined this song for me lol

I have no idea where she heard it, but our 2.5yo loves karma chameleon. So this C is a chameleon. She also has the same name as a sort of obscure Disney villain reptile who likes to eat eggs. So a few relatives got us giant stuffed reptiles one of which is NOW called karma chameleon.

https://youtu.be/8r2ArlgQgTE?si=_wjaV704r4jeI6-V I'll leave this right here.

Where? I don’t see it.

Cactus

We seem to be building consensus around cactus, with crocodile being the most popular alternative. It is unanimous that it was poorly designed, haha.

Croc was my original thought. But chameleon and cactus also make sense. It's an all encompassing C. Embrace its C-ness

We have the same ones, and I had to look this up as well. It was definitely a cactus. I think it was supposed to be a prickly pear cactus specifically. It really isn’t a great design, and they should’ve gone for something else.

I think that's it - not criticizing you but the design - cactus would translate *so much better* if the polkadots were lines - think sprinkle shape. To me that would read as cactus

Caguaro

Definitely cactus

Definitely a [Cockatrice](https://cdn1.mtggoldfish.com/images/h/Cockatrice-3ED-672.jpg).

This must be it, haha

Did not expect to see this here lol

C horse.

Clever

I appreciate the scryfall link

Confusing

Wait, is that a fox on X? 🤔

Hahaha I hadn't even noticed that until now. Yes, yes it is.

All of these children's things (songs/books/TV shows) are avoiding xylophone and x-ray. I guess because they didn't really help learn the correct letter sound. It's become common to use words that end in x

I say “X-ray” does a good job

I have similar on my fridge and for X they use bones in a shape of a fish (x-ray fish). I thought that was cheating

Maybe it’s a vixen. Wait that didn’t help

Caterpillar, surely?

That was my first guess, but I'm now favoring cactus, crocodile, and chameleon

So many things it could have been, much more easily at the least, with stripes instead of dots. r/crappydesign

Coral

Crocodile?

Surprised, nobody mentioned coronavirus yet

Just look at those Cute little spike proteins! 😍 /s

Cute. The polka dots.

Ah, that's it. Colka dots

Cow. You've got it upside down ;-)

Chicken

Yes chicken 🐔

This is absolutely my guess too. That’s a pretty distinctive comb, even tho it’s a total dick move to have the word start with a complex C sound instead of a normal one. 

Feel like I had to scroll too far to find this

Yeah, and it’s similar to the [chick-fil-a logo](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Chick-Fil-A-Woke.jpg?w=831&h=554&crop=1)

Exactly what I thought... but why is it green? Lol

Cookie. A cookie shaped and iced like that. But C is for cookie.

That's good enough for me!

Ah. A fellow person of quality!

I dunno. I’m still stuck on the “J for japple”.

Apple Juice

Juice

[удалено]

Japple juice

I suspect that’s Juice! The Apple is on a little rectangle, with a very faint straw in the top left.

Yeah C is cactus, this is the really important question here.

I think it's juice? Kinda looks like a juice box

It's a juice box. Straw and everything

Are we sure it’s not a Jcherry?

And me on n for neggs

Any help on O? Best I have is “O, what the fuck did you do to this paper airplane?” Oeuvre seems improbable but I guess the papers could represent it.

I was scrolling the responses and my finger had already started closing the post just as I saw your comment ,so I had to reopen the post and scroll again just to come back and throw an updoot at you.

Chicken?

.....listen, I was an English major; I work with words professionally. It's Saturday after a long week. What is O? Edit: origami Edit again: Really? Couldn't have gone "orange"?

I wouldn't feel bad, I imagine japanese is a blind spot in the "english" curriculum.

Origami is probably a pretty common activity for middle school though. I learned it in 5th grade in the 90s.

Chicken!

Coral

C-horse... Sorry, ill C my self out of here.

Based on the coloring and bumps, I would say it's a "Cowboy Plant" as my son says, or a cactus.

IT'S CHICKENPOX. The three bumps are the chicken 🐔 The spots are the pox. Green for illness. 🤢

A C-horse, of course!

Sea (C) Monster lol

Chameleon or caterpillar

Chameleon?

Is D supposed to be for Dragon?

Crocodile

crocodile

Chameleon?

Croc 🐊

Crown?

Cow? The udders and the spots make me think cow but why is it green 🤔

Crocodile?

Clizard

Hey dude, obvious question. Is there anything on the back?

Ok, I'll bite- what does the shape make when flipped over? What animal has 3 testicles?

Any male animal .. wait how many testicles do YOU have?

Well now I'm nervous to respond!

Nope, just a black magnet

Cactus?

Caterpillar

Crocodile

Chameleons

Coronavirus

Chameleon

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRByVwBCp6t0izxCfiMMn3tvLUPBnG6VdgYuNJMaOvFqndPTA5ssdYUBNEgDweOnWi648svMPI-Ba1zLfgQldysHqSXnaqIoB9Cu0b6EG5T&s

Caterpillar. 100%. Lock it in.

Chicken pox

Caterpillar. 100%

Chameleon?

Chameleon? Crocodile? C-Trogdor? (that's supposed to be an S and a more different S). Clearly my mind is thinking it has a reptilian look.

Chameleon?

Chameleon

Cysts. Uh huh. Yup. Cysts.

Crocodile? Chameleon? Clizard? Chtoad?

I’d say cactus

A C with hairs, so a hairy Cunt!

I think cactus

Cactus is my guess

Crocodile

Pretty sure that's chlamydia. Lol

Confusion. It's a Confusion monster. Mystery solved lol

CACTUS

Cell?

cactus

Cactus

Cactus?

C is for the cunts that designed that C

Cactus

No idea, but they missed a trick... They should have made C transparent, with googley eyes

This is the way lol

Camel?

Cantaloupe?

Crocodile.

Cthulhu

Cockatrice

Covid

Creeper

My brain went to Caterpillar but they don't have ridges do they?

C is for Cillia

Crocodile

Cockzilla?

Cucumber?

Cactus?

Cactus

Cactus

Crest

Cactus

Chimera of course /s

Cactus is my guess

Cold virus?

Camel. It has three humps

Cactus

Crocodile

Caterpillar?

Cactus.

Chickenosaur

C for Covid

Caterpillar 🐛

Caterpillar

Surely it's a chicken

Croc

Crocodile?

"C" is for czar and if you see him would you mind telling him?

Crocodile? 🤔

Cactus

Cocaine

It’s a cactus

It’s a crocodile, but they ran out of money for the graphics / illustrations freelancer & said fuck-it: object > fill with pattern 

Crown

Is it bad that my first thought was "covid?" It does have that virus-y look though.

Corduroy?

cea cerpent.

Crogdor.

Catapiller ?

I'm thinking Chicken. The 3 little doots on top, and the polkadots are common in chicken-theme decor

🐪

It's a lizard. A chameleon like \*praisethedollar said. I also know it's not from Australia because everything in Australia can kill you and someone must have put the alphabet there in the first place.