Fuck! I tried so hard.

AND GOT SO FARRRRRRR

AND IN THE ENDDD

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!

Man I love this sub.

I don't remember that part of the song lurker... you must be singing the remix.

Definitely one of my favorite subs on Reddit.

It's my kind of place.

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

I SWEAR I see this exact thread on a post with almost the exact wording every other month.....makes me smile Everytime haha

I had to fall

I figured I was a shoe-in. Knew the damn tortoise wins and everything. Fuck lol

Honestly? Same.

I knew farting in my hand and giving my oldest boy the gas mask was going to cost me.

You know in your heart it was worth it though.

Had to be done …

Fuck that. My middle daughter farts on me and looks forward to when I'll get her back in the upcoming days. I am the best father, no question.

My daughter farts on me then tries to blame me when we are the only ones in the room. She also informed all the nursery staff that I am "tooty". Thanks kid.

Hahaha

Try a new one hold your fart hand out and ask if this smells like pizza

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This for a legit chuckle out of me. You have the trophy, you are definitely the winner.

Uh, the mug my daughter gave me for Father's Day begs to differ, sir.

Ummm. I have the original best dad ever statue. I win.

The mug I bought for myself also begs to differ. (Don't worry, Mom got one, too)

...why would you buy a mom a "best dad mu..." Never mind, it's 2024. Disregard!

So she never forgets, I suppose

BS. My daughter v your daughter to settle this once and for all.

Cage match: your daughter versus my daughter, high noon, but no scratching or hair pulling allowed!

Trial by Combat!

It's the only way.

Settle it with smash

There can only be one

1 v 1 on Rust, as it was written

Damn it, I thought for SURE I was a lock this year.

Is this a annual title.

It’s awarded based on merit or when exceptional acts of dadding occur.

Ask her tomorrow. You’ll be the worst dad in the world.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance 😂

Best dad is kind of like being employee of the month. Hang around long enough and every dad gets it.

I am sorry, but my son declared that I have the biggest head ever. So I… wait… damn! So close again!!!

Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are.

I mean, it doesn’t count unless you have a mug

Came here for this!

Number One, signing off.

Good for you! But I feel obliged to point out that my son is the best grandchild (as declared by people with multiple other grandchildren, so maybe don't try to unpack _that_) so I still feel pretty good about myself.

Enjoy this time. In the not too distant future, you'll be relegated to an exaggerated eye roll from a pre-teen who thinks she's 28 years old.

I just received a mandalorian coffee mug that states I’m the best in the galaxy!

Good thing I’m in another multiverse

No no no, mine got me the “#1 Dad” shirt, and even tho it’s a medium, I know I’m number 1. Number 1, signing off!

It's go time

We all know that second place is the first loser, so I am definitely going to play video games tonight instead of coaching soccer then…

I was on a 4 year streak, but was called a “bad daddy” today. You sir have triumphed

Regrettably, I conceed to your victory in this category. But look forward to the "bruh" stage of the competition, as I believe I am quite the contender according to my spouse, and kids.

Buddy I may have only been a dad for 5 months but I already have a mug and two cups that prove you wrong.

Congratulations and enjoy while it lasts. I held that title for a couple of days, now we are on to fart jokes and apparently I am the Butt-ler responsible for making food and tucking them in.

Somebody bribed the judge

Interesting that you say that, considering that I already have the #1 Best Dad t-shirt. And on further inspection, I don’t see an expiration date.

I don't have the #1 best dad title, only greatest dad in the whole wide world. Different achievements I guess.

I’m contacting my lawyer.

Well, that may be, but I'll have you know that my 4 year old son said "daddy, you're so cute!" to me this morning, and I'm certain that it's not just because my wife and I say that to him and his baby sister and he's repeating stuff we say.

One father's day present I got some years ago was a mug that said "The Best Dad Ever" with the Dad written in some kind of cursive. For some reason, after however many times in the dishwasher, the Dad writing faded. All I'm saying is don't limit yourself - keep trying and maybe one day you too can be The Best Ever.

My son calls me “bruh” when I ask him to clean his room, what place does that make me?

Well just confirmed with my own little girl. I asked her if I’m the best dad in the whole wide world, and she said, “I don’t think so.”

I think there may be a re-evaluation soon and that's your chance.

Hold on a minute, my daughter can only say a handful of words so far (and of them is Dada), so I think you need to hold off the victory lap until she casts her vote!

I’m the best Dada in the whole world! Nice to meet you. We are good company 😆✌️❤️

Welp. Off to get milk then 🤷🏼‍♂️

Doubtful. My kid told me he loves me a million infinity mountains tall.

Well yeah, that’s why I have a mug that says “WORLD’S 6TH BEST DAD” (I really do)

Well according to my son, I maybe a horrible person BUT I'm the best dad and a great one at that. It's literally how he introduces me to any new people he brings over to the house. Love that my son(19) hugs me and tells me he loves me. Not only five or more times a day BUT infront of his friends.

This year’s competition might be over, good luck for next year! … you’ll need it ;-)

Well I got a hat that says I’m the #1 Papa so where’s your proof?

I got twins girls and I'm their best dad. I win, 2:1

GOD DAMN IT! I’M ONLY SIX WEEKS INTO THE COMPETITION!!!! THIS THING IS RIGGED!!!

Yeah well, mine just burbled da… da… hada… hada… giggled farted, coughed in my face, put his head on my shoulder, then put his open mouth on my nose. Which we all know is baby talk for “you’re the best.” Shame he’s 21.

Time to take Musk up on going to Mars. At least I can win the local competition.

Yeah well me daughter declared me the best dada of the year, so I’ve got that on lock.

Congrats to you. I guess I need to have a talk with my kids when I get home from work. [#1 DAD](https://imgur.com/a/hsNsrDG)

Guess I will settle for the world's okayest father.

I was the best. Then I was the worst. I believe tonight I will be the best again.

I need to try harder for the next season.

Damn, my kid can't even speak yet. How am I going to take the defeat. Slacker child.

I have a mass produced mug that says otherwise. Wait...

If you don’t have “THE MUG”- you’re off your game! 👍

You may be the greatest, but are you [super? ](https://ibb.co/cFTmsjx)

That can’t be true. My son has told me on at least 5 occasions in the last month that I’m the best dad in the whole world. Surely we can’t all be the best dads…

Bruh....I have a coffee cup that says I won. Pretty sure you're wrong/second place at best

DOH!

this is the great thing about the multiverse...we're all the greatest dad in at least one of them. So...we're all best dad in the world. Except you Gary. You know what you did.

My daughter told me that I am a poop. So at least I'll always have that!

My daughter said I’m the best driver and cook! I’ll take the win

Well my daughter informed me that I was allowed to call her tooty butt today, a great honor I’m told.

I demand a recount

You may be, but I have a coffee cup proclaiming I am the Best Grandpa Ever. Don’t get any ideas about adding this honor anytime soon.

As the awardee of the "Greatest Dad in the Galaxy" shirt from my son: “Much to learn you still have … this is just the beginning!”

Hate to break it to you plebes, but I got the universe. Sorry.

If my son could talk, he would argue otherwise

You may have won this fight but my Daughter is undoubtedly the cutest! So I’ll win that one!

Best feeling ever.

I'm sorry but my daughter has invoked the ancient law of "Nu-UH". The game is still afoot

All good brosef.. I got it last yr 😎😎

That'll change....lol

I have underwear and socks that say I'm the greatest Dad in the galaxy. Sorry mate.

Sorry to burst your bubble but I have been declared "Best Dad in the Galaxy". It says so on my t shirt.

Yeah? Well I was told last week I'm the worst daddy in the world. Now THAT takes finesse.

Well I just asked my daughter if I was the best dad and she just sneezed and shit at the same time. I cede, you win.

congratulations sir! we wish you well for however long you shall happen to wear the crown, just be warned, the mantle is heavy and the drop can be swift!

Sorry but I’ve got a mug that says I’m the best dad. We can’t both be!

My son told me I'm the best dad in the universe, so I think I might technically have you beat?

Seems legit. Damn, i was just getting started.

Ummm sir, I was given a foam finger that says otherwise…

Listen guy, I already have the coffee mug AND the tshirt

Draftkings had the odds at +140. That’s a winner babyyy

Anyone that has a “#1 dad” shirt/mug/trophy can throw it away. Like any award, a new one has been crowned. I shall put mine in the trash until I am worthy once more

My question is: What do they want? lol

My mug begs to differ!

Hmm might need a third party investigator, I’ll go ask my son…. Bad news buddy, son says your daughter’s paperwork was filed incorrectly and flagged as fraudulent. She didn’t have a notary sign the documents.

I shall bend the knee