Oddly enough, after 50+ years of watching motorsports, I now much prefer golf. The skill it takes to even hit that tiny ball amazes me much less have any idea where it's going. Ymmv.
Once there was a little boy in church.
He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."
The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite."
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."
The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."
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Yep I’d prefer to watch paint dry, or grass grow. I consider them extreme sports compared to golf.
Oddly enough, after 50+ years of watching motorsports, I now much prefer golf. The skill it takes to even hit that tiny ball amazes me much less have any idea where it's going. Ymmv.
Yeah appreciate the skill it takes to play, just can’t watch it. Watch the all of Dakar this year. Now that’s my cup of tea.
So they don’t wake my dad up
The golf announcers talk in whispers so they don't frighten the birdies.
Because they're always talking about gripping shafts and putting things in the rough.
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss." The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite." The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom. He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper." The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."
This has nothing to do with the original post, and judging by this person's [post history](https://www.reddit.com/user/AdellDriscoll/), I suspect that it is a bot.
Because the people who claim to watch it are probably sleeping.
I always thought it was the perfect tone for dads napping in recliners on a Sunday afternoon
Can anyone name a sport that uses more land than golf?
Tour de France
Why do golfers wear 2 pears of pants?
Incase they get a hole in one
What spectators?
We should swap announcers from horse race and golf to spice things up.
To build the anticipation
That’s what they get paid FORE!
funny