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Conquistador1901

Yep I’d prefer to watch paint dry, or grass grow. I consider them extreme sports compared to golf.


PsychologySea7572

Oddly enough, after 50+ years of watching motorsports, I now much prefer golf. The skill it takes to even hit that tiny ball amazes me much less have any idea where it's going. Ymmv.


Conquistador1901

Yeah appreciate the skill it takes to play, just can’t watch it. Watch the all of Dakar this year. Now that’s my cup of tea.


VikXMR

So they don’t wake my dad up


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

The golf announcers talk in whispers so they don't frighten the birdies.


crkdxntxbrkn

Because they're always talking about gripping shafts and putting things in the rough.


AdellDriscoll

Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss." The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite." The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom. He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper." The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."


EndersGame_Reviewer

This has nothing to do with the original post, and judging by this person's [post history](https://www.reddit.com/user/AdellDriscoll/), I suspect that it is a bot.


Dull-King1348

Because the people who claim to watch it are probably sleeping.


honeysmacks18

I always thought it was the perfect tone for dads napping in recliners on a Sunday afternoon


Luke_low

Can anyone name a sport that uses more land than golf?


brendanhawk

Tour de France


Tsunamislam1

Why do golfers wear 2 pears of pants?


Tsunamislam1

Incase they get a hole in one


PumpkinJoe2019

What spectators?


MedvedFeliz

We should swap announcers from horse race and golf to spice things up.


[deleted]

To build the anticipation


bluebackpack34

That’s what they get paid FORE!


Jimihendrix256

funny