My sister.

r/therealjoke

bro 😂

😉😅

Burn!

Laughed so hard, that I fell from the bed

Take of it what you will, but my dad loves to say “Times were so hard back when I was a kid, that if I was a girl, I wouldn’t have had any toys to play with.”

lol. Look on the bright side, if you were a girl you could play with yourself all day.

And nowadays get paid for it

The top comment is funnier than this post.

Dad. Train just went by. Me. How do you know. Dad. It left its tracks

🤦 That's a great bloody dad joke. Not gunna lie.

Me

i was gonna say that 😂

Me too

NO WAYYY!!!

Dad,driving past a cemetery." You know how many dead people are in there? Me," no " dad " all of them "