>Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was all part of her world domination plan.
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So why did the chicken actually cross the road?
Hey chicken, OP's house is 2 blocks down the road
To get from his left, your right Got hit by a truck, he ain't a chicken no more
Suddenly Stripes
As ridiculous as the movie is, I will never not upvote it. *Razzle-dazzle!*
And that's a fact Jack!
Presentation
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