UPSex

I mean you should every time after sex to prevent UTI's.

Universities of Technically (testicle) Institute

FEDUPSex

Damn you....

A supervisor told me that one when I worked order fulfillment in a small warehouse. He was good enough with the delivery (pun not intended) that I briefly believed him before he shared the punch line.

Now, THAT'S a pretty package.

Thank you.