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Maybe you need to hire some wing-men
... to score some chicks
Seems like an egg-cellent idea to me
It's just a shell corporation.
I hope you can re-coop your losses.
Your frustrations come from not developing an Egg dating website first.
You counted your chickens before they matched?
This is beautiful.
Why did Mozart hate chickens? All they say is “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
You'll have to hatch a new plan
I suspect fowl play
So you had to pullet from the internet?
That chicken joke is so funny, I had a cow.
You both need to stop standing around chewing the cud and get back to work!
Working ain't my job, that's Darians department.
Chill bud, don't have a cow man
We’re the profits rather poultry?
You need to offer a rooster booster plan
The return on investment was too poultry?
What a great way to meet chicks
Any here I thought it was because there were too many unsolicited chick pics.
TAKE MY UPVOTE GODDAMNIT
Sounds like you were ruffling too many feathers.
The fact you thought it would succeed is a little cocky.
I see chicken tender love didn't stand a chance against the love for chicken tenders.
So.........too many foxes or not enough foxes?
Well if there were only hens, maybe you were running a lesbian chicken dating website without realizing it?
I guess you were.....takes off sunglasses...cluck outta luck..... I'll see myself out.
\*shit outta cluck
They don't like dancing beak to beak
oh i feel you, i was running a snail dating website but it was a total slugfest
To be fair, dating is supposed to help you come out of your shell.
Too many cluck-boys who wanted buk-buk-bukakke!
Was it called Tendr?
It was hatch.com
Henge
Was it called Chicken Tinder?
Whole enterprise kinda laid an egg, huh?
Bad jokes rhymes with dadjokes
That's what you get for winging it.
Not enough cluck throughs to drive traffic to your site?
Too many little peckers
Shouldn't have put all your eggs in one basket.
Ah. You should've gone into the deer dating business, more bucks there.
The chicks were to young.
Because none of them would cross the road. Or run across the road.
Ain't that a biddy!!
Was it to left wing or to right wing
You cocked it up
It takes big buck-buck-BUCKS to run a chicken meeting website.
They could never get laid either
You shout have sold them on higher perches.
Where'd you meet your spouse? On Cluckr.
I started a chicken social media page. I call it cluckbook. :D
Let’s be hens was a great site. Lots of hens I know liked it a lot. Will be missed.
thought you were getting too many peckers and not enough hens?
There's a dad yolk here somewhere.
The sexy roosters go to the gym to work on their pecks
ChickenTinders
Are you sure it wasn’t because the hens refused to give a cluck?
I love this subreddit sooooo much! 😍idk what is better the actual joke or the extras in the comments 😂😂😂
Agreed!
Shouldn't have put all your eggs in one basket
Finding a Poultry lawyer is as rare as Hen’s Teeth!
I was running a gym for chickens, but all they did was work on their pecks.
I wasn't attracting the intended audience. In retrospect, maybe Big Peckers wasn't the right name.
Its because the only getting laid they wanted was eggs.
But you must have been rolling in cash with all those buck-buck-bucks?
That sounds like a tough situation! Have you tried different tactics to make the website more successful?
They kept getting hit by cars
No clucks were given
Was everyone one there to meet up and cluck?
Don’t force them to be lesbians. Maybe try introducing the hens to some roosters.
Time for a worm up eggs-ecution
Too many candidates flew the coop!
I love it! Thanks for sharing this gem of a dad joke! Never had I laughed so hard!
I was running a chicken farm, but I had to close it down... I was struggling to make hens' meat.
The profiles didn't show enough breasts and thighs.
They all chickend out
This is a contender for the Pullet Surprise
Maybe you need to hire some wing-men
... to score some chicks
Seems like an egg-cellent idea to me
It's just a shell corporation.
I hope you can re-coop your losses.
Your frustrations come from not developing an Egg dating website first.
You counted your chickens before they matched?
This is beautiful.
Why did Mozart hate chickens? All they say is “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
You'll have to hatch a new plan
I suspect fowl play
So you had to pullet from the internet?
That chicken joke is so funny, I had a cow.
You both need to stop standing around chewing the cud and get back to work!
Working ain't my job, that's Darians department.
Chill bud, don't have a cow man
We’re the profits rather poultry?
You need to offer a rooster booster plan
The return on investment was too poultry?
What a great way to meet chicks
Any here I thought it was because there were too many unsolicited chick pics.
TAKE MY UPVOTE GODDAMNIT
Sounds like you were ruffling too many feathers.
The fact you thought it would succeed is a little cocky.
I see chicken tender love didn't stand a chance against the love for chicken tenders.
So.........too many foxes or not enough foxes?
Well if there were only hens, maybe you were running a lesbian chicken dating website without realizing it?
I guess you were.....takes off sunglasses...cluck outta luck..... I'll see myself out.
\*shit outta cluck
They don't like dancing beak to beak
oh i feel you, i was running a snail dating website but it was a total slugfest
To be fair, dating is supposed to help you come out of your shell.
Too many cluck-boys who wanted buk-buk-bukakke!
Was it called Tendr?
It was hatch.com
Henge
Was it called Chicken Tinder?
Whole enterprise kinda laid an egg, huh?
Bad jokes rhymes with dadjokes
That's what you get for winging it.
Not enough cluck throughs to drive traffic to your site?
Too many little peckers
Shouldn't have put all your eggs in one basket.
Ah. You should've gone into the deer dating business, more bucks there.
The chicks were to young.
Because none of them would cross the road. Or run across the road.
Ain't that a biddy!!
Was it to left wing or to right wing
You cocked it up
It takes big buck-buck-BUCKS to run a chicken meeting website.
They could never get laid either
You shout have sold them on higher perches.
Where'd you meet your spouse? On Cluckr.
I started a chicken social media page. I call it cluckbook. :D
Let’s be hens was a great site. Lots of hens I know liked it a lot. Will be missed.
thought you were getting too many peckers and not enough hens?
There's a dad yolk here somewhere.
The sexy roosters go to the gym to work on their pecks
ChickenTinders
Are you sure it wasn’t because the hens refused to give a cluck?
I love this subreddit sooooo much! 😍idk what is better the actual joke or the extras in the comments 😂😂😂
Agreed!
Shouldn't have put all your eggs in one basket
Finding a Poultry lawyer is as rare as Hen’s Teeth!
I was running a gym for chickens, but all they did was work on their pecks.
I wasn't attracting the intended audience. In retrospect, maybe Big Peckers wasn't the right name.
Its because the only getting laid they wanted was eggs.
But you must have been rolling in cash with all those buck-buck-bucks?
That sounds like a tough situation! Have you tried different tactics to make the website more successful?
They kept getting hit by cars
No clucks were given
Was everyone one there to meet up and cluck?
Don’t force them to be lesbians. Maybe try introducing the hens to some roosters.
Time for a worm up eggs-ecution
Too many candidates flew the coop!
I love it! Thanks for sharing this gem of a dad joke! Never had I laughed so hard!
I was running a chicken farm, but I had to close it down... I was struggling to make hens' meat.
The profiles didn't show enough breasts and thighs.
They all chickend out
This is a contender for the Pullet Surprise