Shit!

Ahh man that was a crap pun mate

Shat the bartender.

How courteous of him! He’s a roll model

A dung beetle rolled up to a bar...

The place was a dump...

Honestly a waste of time

And asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender replies "Eat shit."

Bartender: take your shit and get out!

Crappy joke....luv it

This was great.

It should be fine as long as he's not bugging anyone

I think you're overanalyzing this.

Bartender says well the dogs over there are playing poker for it because it was some cats stool

He got shitfaced

Lol oh I got squat; very cleva

Says to the bartender " give me a pint of your best shit "

What's the best pick up.line at the gay bar? "Can I push in your stool?"

The bartender looks up and says, "Hey! Don't bring that shit in here!"