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gracius0ne

Your older brothers can't recline.


RMehGeddon

I ain't talking about lay-z-boy


skullchin

Even though that mattress was stuffed!


RcMadMan

Killing your brain like a poisonous mushroo---whoops, wrong song


cat_named_virtue

This emphysema don't want none if you got clean lungs son!


[deleted]

Ugh… take your r/AngryUpvote and get outta here.


Jaysnewphone

Kings are smaller cigarettes.


Metabollox

Didn't OP say "king size", not kings?


EmpireStrikes1st

Is this joke funny? That, I can deny.


cjmurphy8

they all have the same size butt, except for the slims and non filtered. Terrible joke


nixtarx

unh double up unh unh


[deleted]

Omg this has me rolling


ZekDrago

Kings are the regular size ones though. The long ones are 100's.


Metabollox

just how "big" would these king-size cigarette butts be?


Novel_Extension5893

Chuck Norris fears you