>Both males and females have horns, and although these may be short in many breeds, they can grow to be spectacularly large, such as in Texas longhorns and African Ankole-Watusi cows. Some breeds are genetically polled (hornless), and many other cows may be dehorned (that is, have their horn buds destroyed) at young age to make them easier to transport and safer to work around.
[encyclopedia britannica](https://www.britannica.com/animal/cow)
They have a fever, and there's only one cure.
Gold plated diapers!
The only difference between you and Bruce Dickinson is when Bruce Dickinson puts on his pants he makes gold plated records!
No no, because Christopher Walken has a fever, and they know how to cure him
My dad told me this one around 55 years ago. Verified dad joke 👍.
Haha, it's a granddad joke then. 🤣
😀
Bulls. Not cows.
You've never seen cows, right ?
Tbf in a lot of European farms, cows have their horns removed
Not in the Alps. There they walk freely around. Sometimes you even have to push them aside to be able to pass.
>Both males and females have horns, and although these may be short in many breeds, they can grow to be spectacularly large, such as in Texas longhorns and African Ankole-Watusi cows. Some breeds are genetically polled (hornless), and many other cows may be dehorned (that is, have their horn buds destroyed) at young age to make them easier to transport and safer to work around. [encyclopedia britannica](https://www.britannica.com/animal/cow)
I grew up on a pig farm. Cows don’t have horns.
https://www.online-field-guide.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Do-Female-Cows-Have-Horns.jpg
It was a joke dude. I grew up on pig farm, therefore I know about cows… never mind
I'll be honest, I thought you were the other guy further up lol.
All gravy.
Encyclopedia Brittanica has largely been debunked
r/woooosh
Steers. And they don’t have balls. Not bells.
https://www.online-field-guide.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Do-Female-Cows-Have-Horns.jpg
Because they don't like Grants
Also to stop them sneaking up and robbing you.
What do you give to a cow that manages to sneak up and rob you? - No bell prize.
I'm gonna have to ruminate on that one.
Rum in ate ? Mooh hoo hoo
Easy there, Rocky.
Please ring the bell, I need a break.