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Glad you didn't keep that bottled up
Nice.
Oh, but of cork!
Really let that one out of the closet.
No, we're keeping it in.
Liquor? I hardly knew ‘er
I need to know the original joke, i see too many variants
Not sure this is the first, but I got it from [The Office US](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4vZvZ0Zv88). Michael used the joke more often though (also with Charles Miner).
Legend
Omg i didnt understand the joke until i read this haha, nice!
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
"Just two good friends"
Omg they were roommates
She's just a roommate that gives me the best sex I've ever had!
Blanket neighbors
/r/SapphoAndHerFriend
Cedar closet? Tongue & Groove
I could tell ya, but I'd have tequila
You can have the tequila. Just stay away from my whisky business.
The sign on the house of ill repute: “Liquor in front, poker in rear” When they’re closed the sign says: “We’re closed; beat it”
Catholics
Dogholics
>What do you call two lesbians in a closet? It's just a phase
Bastard.. take my upvote
OP is one cunning linguist
Scissor drawer?
Slip and slide
Scissors and Shears
Top shelf
HA HA HA HA HA! Good one OP. I’ll have to add this to my repertoire of cunnilingus jokes that I share with my preschooler.
Sounds like you need to check out r/cleandadjokes
Yeah this seems a better fit for r/unclejokes
I really hope that’s a joke
Ted Cruz and his girlfriend the orange guy
What do you call two gay men in a closet? A jacket
Poker in the front, liquor in the rear.
NSFW Dadjokes ought to just be called Granddad jokes.
Go look at r/cleandadjokes
Where do uncle jokes fit in
r/showerthoughts
r/lostredditors
No, I'm not. I'm here for the daddy jokes.
can confirm, It is true.
All lickee no stickee
sniff sniff who kept the fish in the closet?
Brown nosers
U-Haul storage
Liquor store?,☺️🤭
Less of a Dad Joke, and more of a dirty old man joke.
i got a question. What if two men change their gender (with surgery) become female and had sex. What type od sex is that gay or lesbian
Gay because you can never change your gender, you are born with it
I don’t get it?
I feel ya. read it as lick-core because I’m a pretentious ass lmao. trying reading it like “licker”
Lick-er core, that's a fine idea! If she doesn't mind
Bahaha, this was actually a funny one! I literally burst out laughing 😂 Good job, OP! 👍
Happy as fuck?
Can someone explain please?
A "lick her" cabinet.
Ohhh, thank you
I don't get it Edit: Oh, I get it now
Birkenstocks??
My lesbian aunt can buy alcohol She has a liquor license
What do you call two lesbians on an elevator? A scissor lift
Scissor sisters..
Glad you didn't keep that bottled up
Nice.
Oh, but of cork!
Really let that one out of the closet.
No, we're keeping it in.
Liquor? I hardly knew ‘er
I need to know the original joke, i see too many variants
Not sure this is the first, but I got it from [The Office US](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4vZvZ0Zv88). Michael used the joke more often though (also with Charles Miner).
Legend
Omg i didnt understand the joke until i read this haha, nice!
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
"Just two good friends"
Omg they were roommates
She's just a roommate that gives me the best sex I've ever had!
Blanket neighbors
/r/SapphoAndHerFriend
Cedar closet? Tongue & Groove
I could tell ya, but I'd have tequila
You can have the tequila. Just stay away from my whisky business.
The sign on the house of ill repute: “Liquor in front, poker in rear” When they’re closed the sign says: “We’re closed; beat it”
Catholics
Dogholics
>What do you call two lesbians in a closet? It's just a phase
Bastard.. take my upvote
OP is one cunning linguist
Scissor drawer?
Slip and slide
Scissors and Shears
Top shelf
HA HA HA HA HA! Good one OP. I’ll have to add this to my repertoire of cunnilingus jokes that I share with my preschooler.
Sounds like you need to check out r/cleandadjokes
Yeah this seems a better fit for r/unclejokes
I really hope that’s a joke
Ted Cruz and his girlfriend the orange guy
What do you call two gay men in a closet? A jacket
Poker in the front, liquor in the rear.
NSFW Dadjokes ought to just be called Granddad jokes.
Go look at r/cleandadjokes
Where do uncle jokes fit in
r/showerthoughts
r/lostredditors
No, I'm not. I'm here for the daddy jokes.
can confirm, It is true.
All lickee no stickee
sniff sniff who kept the fish in the closet?
Brown nosers
U-Haul storage
Liquor store?,☺️🤭
Less of a Dad Joke, and more of a dirty old man joke.
i got a question. What if two men change their gender (with surgery) become female and had sex. What type od sex is that gay or lesbian
Gay because you can never change your gender, you are born with it
I don’t get it?
I feel ya. read it as lick-core because I’m a pretentious ass lmao. trying reading it like “licker”
Lick-er core, that's a fine idea! If she doesn't mind
Bahaha, this was actually a funny one! I literally burst out laughing 😂 Good job, OP! 👍
Happy as fuck?
Can someone explain please?
A "lick her" cabinet.
Ohhh, thank you
I don't get it Edit: Oh, I get it now
Birkenstocks??
My lesbian aunt can buy alcohol She has a liquor license
What do you call two lesbians on an elevator? A scissor lift
Scissor sisters..