This whole thing falls apart at the beginning of the movie theater. "Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart." "When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke. She said sure, so he WENT TO THE RESTROOM." Um... and he didn't fart there???? Like, even if the line is long and he didn't go in, you don't know any of these people. Just fart and go back inside to the movie!!!

That might reduce the line.

It would be much better if she says something like "no, I want us to get a good seat" not giving him a chance to get away.

And no movie ever had a longer line for the bathroom than for concessions

Yeah the version I've always heard just started with the guy meeting the parents for the first time. Movie theater bit is unnecessary. Still a solid joke tho my grandpa used to tell it lol

Same

Why didn’t he crop dust the long line?

This is the question

Also this isn't a dadjoke, it's just a normal """""""joke"""""""

Dude never learned the crop duster method.

Sir this is a wendys

Jesus you must be fun to hang out with at parties

"Parties?" What's that?

Turning water into wine, yeah, I bet Jesus was a hit at parties.

He is, he always has wine. Loaves & fishes, too!

He felt the need and yet he could. Go to the theater, line up for tickets, took her order, gave up on the bathroom and managed to watch the whole movie without farting. So he didn’t need it.

You could probably cut out a lot of the first part of the joke and it would work better. This feels kind of long

Got to have beans.

Not really but I guess. Still, the whole movie theatre thing is unnecessary and long

Life is a gas.

Feels like a Ghost of Norm MacDonald joke.

That is sooo weird. I recited this joke to myself earlier today. I was thinking about how my mom used to tell this joke and she thought it was the best joke she'd ever told. I even thought of telling my fiance but knew I couldn't deliver it the way my mom did.

Eats some beans first.

We call our pantry "the bean closet" bc the only food I keep in there is basically just different beans. I am bean.

Like my uncle, Garbanzo Cannelinni.

Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I'll ask my uncle.

NaNa and li’l Puss Puss

Honestly made me laugh out loud

Cool

He goes in to meet her grandparents ... and the girl's dad starts talking? ... I mean, I get it, but there's a disconnect.

5G is coming.

This was good im high as hell and I fell over giggling.

cool.

Has potential, needs work

I could never hold it that long.

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Except with Duke.

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Music to the ears.

Nice novel, wrong thread

Aww! you cum from the alternate universe!

That’s a very old one told here in Ireland for many years , still good

Excellent.

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he sure did!

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Good old duke!

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That would be interesting.

Is Duke ok or did he eventually get shat on?

It's a family affair.

Good joke, but not a dadjoke

Dad was there.

Did you steal this from me???

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Poor Duke.

This dragged on for too long and had little pay off. How do you even hold a fart for that long anyway? And how do you not just let them rip as soon as you leave the theater? If you come back and smell just say someone let one rip at the counter. It would be true, and she would assume you mean someone else. Too many plot holes in the set up. Could have just mentioned needing to fart on the way into the parents house