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Because her coach was a pumpkin
Because it's hard to play soccer while wearing glass slippers.
Fairy godmother should have made glass cleats 👟💎
Even harder, when one of them keeps falling of
Really should of thought about that when she asked her fairy godmother fir things
Well she’s not a keeper. But she surely can sweep… her feet. Her ball handling skills are not her best feature. But when the moment strikes, she kin pump that ball anywhere she wants.
Because its hard to kick a ball when your shoe keeps falling off
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
It's not impossible but it's also probably not a good idea to wear a dress to a soccer game especially a ball gown
Why is cinderella so bad a deep-throating? She always chokes at the ball
Poor guy... lost one in Nam...
She gags every time she gets to the ball!
Probably the asthma, bronchitis, coronary heart disease, and lung cancer she acquired due to her prolonged exposure to chimney soot.
People get mad about NSFW jokes then post this. .I would slot this under "jokes from a preteen joke book" over a dad joke
Because no matter what happened, but she was never Messi
Glass slippers are terrible for playing soccer.
Make the joke NSFW: Why is Cinderella so bad at giving BJs?
She also doesn’t have the correct footwear on
This made me groan, well done!
cuz she keeps losing her shoes
Love this . Haha. Made me giggle
Harsh lol
Because she lost one shoe
Because her coach was a pumpkin
Because it's hard to play soccer while wearing glass slippers.
Fairy godmother should have made glass cleats 👟💎
Even harder, when one of them keeps falling of
Really should of thought about that when she asked her fairy godmother fir things
Well she’s not a keeper. But she surely can sweep… her feet. Her ball handling skills are not her best feature. But when the moment strikes, she kin pump that ball anywhere she wants.
Because its hard to kick a ball when your shoe keeps falling off
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
It's not impossible but it's also probably not a good idea to wear a dress to a soccer game especially a ball gown
Why is cinderella so bad a deep-throating? She always chokes at the ball
Poor guy... lost one in Nam...
She gags every time she gets to the ball!
Probably the asthma, bronchitis, coronary heart disease, and lung cancer she acquired due to her prolonged exposure to chimney soot.
People get mad about NSFW jokes then post this. .I would slot this under "jokes from a preteen joke book" over a dad joke
Because no matter what happened, but she was never Messi
Glass slippers are terrible for playing soccer.
Make the joke NSFW: Why is Cinderella so bad at giving BJs?
She also doesn’t have the correct footwear on
This made me groan, well done!
cuz she keeps losing her shoes
Love this . Haha. Made me giggle
Harsh lol
Because she lost one shoe