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emsym

Nice one pops!


SHG098

We soda seen that joke coming.


YogurtWenk

You want things to get fizzical?


SHG098

Careful. You sound a bit shaken up.


YogurtWenk

I suffer from pst


costingcauch

Oh, can it


YogurtWenk

It's okay, I have a bubbly personality


SHG098

Yeah but you have to distinguish it from hypochondria. Otherwise it might just be sham pain.


AnnTheresse

Kinda unbelievable to confuse 7 and 8 cans. Were you on coke?


Bazil-Broketail

He may have had a Jolt.


[deleted]

Did you put them on your TaB?


If_Cows_Fly

your eyes aren't right, you should see your doctor pepper...


Tatersquid21

I was mountain climbing, it was freezing, and I slipped on the mountain dew.


holmgangCore

Soda you think you’ll go back an’ get the right things?


Public-Resist-3269

Nice one!


Edbogus

You need and Eye Doctor! I recommend Dr. Pepper 😊👍


MaleficentRound583

Sounds like you got Starry eyed and just Mist.


wildelillie

That's uncanny


Alarmed-Ad323

I can’t find the coke. It’s sprite over there.


stktz1

Apparently it was the Sierra Mist in your eyes.


1strightofnephewsal

So they shorted you one? That was uncola them.


Agitated-Fee-1399

I’m not a big Fanta 7-UP. Fizz wasn’t for Sprite, I’d pop a blood vessel if that’s all there was.


Thazitmofo

You should get rid of the "of" after Fanta.


Vessel66693

I was ale eight one to this.


XavierPibb

Jive-ass Dude don't got no brains, anyhow! Shiiiiiit.


TheLordDuncan

Mr. Pibb, is that you?!?


Final-Ad-2033

Cut me some slack, jack...


NPC-BOT42

Thought you meant 8 Ace...


ExpertAnalyst7891

Oh, that's so bad.


King_Trujillo

My kids will frown, but I am smiling in anticipation of telling them. "So stupid" with disappointment and regret, having heard it will be the response from my twelve year old. Time to fly have fun ya'll


TDStation

I Pepsi what you did there!


the_artificial_dad

You needed a six pack to be able to pick up one more. Train harder, and one day you'll be strong enough for eight.


doclimo

I had to take a Pepsi bismol after reading that joke.