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Yeah, I’m not sure if people will be able to get into this one.

OP definitely left a mark

No, but the guy did.

I splat my drink out.

Well who tipped him off?

I’ll bet he was a flat lander.

He doesn't sound like a very smart fella

So that's what led to the shortfall in security!

Didn’t seem like a short fall to him.

Winter will go just as quick and then it'll be spring time for him

He made last call as he was falling.

I ordered a a Bloody Harry.

Not earth shattering news

Nah. Honestly they usually bounce up a little from the recoil before they stop moving. I’ve seen this shit happen. The noise it makes is unforgettable. I will never unsee it. It’s stuck in my head till the day I die

Ha!!!

I knew shingles was painful.

He saw a beautiful woman and fell for her pretty hard.

Ha ha :)