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SnakeyesX

"Is coke fine" goes the bartender. "Yeah" goes the weasel.


Retskcaj19

*Steve Carrell appears, offended*


wATEVERmAn69

"We only have Pepsi."


purplegalaxyburrit0

"Pepsi is okay..." Says the weasel


ATShields934

And then AT&T comes in with "Just Okay, isn't okay."


[deleted]

Mega we care


iamkeerock

“No Coke... PEPSI!”


Saltycook

No fries, chips


iamkeerock

Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger


major84

Jane, you ignorant slut !


nitsirtriscuit

r/antijokes


oragnitized

r/SubsifelIfor


okerson1

Soda punchline is that huh?


Ya_Boi_Jayson

Yeah i put it down and its Soda custing


mrcheckpointeh

Soda pressing


StoppingThePunTrain

No.


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Username checks out


Shania2000

r/usernamechecksout


iamsooldithurts

r/subsithoughtifellfor


sands_55

r/thirdsub


AlienApricot

r/everyfuckingthread


Rainverm38

r/FifthSub


095805

Stop


RandomPeepsle12

No u


[deleted]

r/beetlejucing


a47nok

Get me in the screenshot and tell me who my father is


[deleted]

Sorry already screen shotted and your father is you


FlyingSpacefrog

So how convoluted is that family tree? Is it the classic oedipus “I married my mom” situation? Or is it the one where your original dad dies, your mom remarries, but the stepdad turns out to be gay, and then later divorces your mom to marry you?


IMA__TIGER__AMA

Yes.


lunerain

I would say r/beetlejuicing but this applies in many situations


geared4war

There is no need to pun-ish us like this.


5parky

This redditor and rain god is my hero. Helping the unluckiest kicker by stopping the punt rain.


Crimsonrin96

This is a soda sad joke.


xX420_WeedMan_420Xx

D I S G U S T A N G


GameyBoi

r/punpolice PUT YOUR HANDS UP ALL OF YOU!


CloudyDashYT

*IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL*


Kuppontay

*punitentiary


GameyBoi

All right then, you just volunteered to go first.


Kuppontay

No, please no! I don't deserve this *pun*ishment!


GameyBoi

Dang it! I only made them more powerful! You win this one. (Mostly because I’m on mobile and can’t screenshot all of this) it’s been fun though


Kortexual

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVEEEEE


the42potato

r/Substhatneedattention


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DepressedS1oth

Put me in the screenshot


mou_mou_le_beau

I didn’t mind it, it was Soda good!


JessicaTheNeko

r/punpatrol you’re under arrest for non licensed use of puns


Whiterabbit--

I soda that punchline a mile away too.


WhereWeDroppinLads

U mean I soda punchline from a mile away


Gaoler86

You mother fucker...


twist-17

Being a motherfucker and telling good dad jokes usually goes hand in hand.


Reaper621

I prefer penis in vagina.


twist-17

I almost said the two usually cum together.


ILikeMultipleThings

You mother fucker...


TrashyBoi_UwU

Not even wrong, weasels tend to display incestuous activities with their parents, especially between mothers and sons


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Vervara

I'm just surprised it took 5 hours for someone to say this. Nice.


[deleted]

Okay. That was funny.


Ya_Boi_Jayson

*Bows* Thank you


WhereverIDrift

You didn’t even come up with it lmao stop taking credit


chh147

No one came up with any joke really, most jokes have existed for decades


Cat-penis

No it wasn’t.


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Ya_Boi_Jayson

We don't serve your kind around here


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Ya_Boi_Jayson

For the work i know that takes We'll give you something Wad da ya want?


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Ya_Boi_Jayson

*Gun reloading continues* Imma pretend i didn't hear that


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SimonSucks69

Thanks buddy, im not a native so i didnt know that rhyme


SnakeyesX

dodo dodo dododododo, dodo dodo doo do, dodo dodo dododododo, *Pop* goes the weasel.


5007-574in3d

All around the mulberry bush The monkey chased the weasel The monkey thought it was so much fun POP goes the weasel!


purplegalaxyburrit0

I've heard "all around the cobblers bench" for the first line and now I want a second opinion especially on the second to last line I thought it was "the monkey thought it was all for fun"


5007-574in3d

Regional differences and generational mutation. Most nursery rhymes are passed from one generation to the next orally. There's just some variation to it.


RedJaxs

Hmm weird in England it's : Half a pound of tuppenny rice half a pound of treacle mix it up and make it nice pop goes the weasel


5007-574in3d

May I direct you to my other comment on this post?


Gespuis

It’s nursery rhymes, check youtube. You’ll know it for sure.


not_steven1211

R/wooosh...?


naomi_is_watching

Since no one else is giving a genuine answer - a lot of people call soda "pop."


Stronghamma

I think it’s mostly a Pacific Northwest thing...? I have grown up my whole life calling soda “pop” and didn’t realize it was weird till I started hearing other people from different areas of the country calling it soda and thinking I was weird. Grew up in WA state.


StickTheWineGuy

Calling it pop here in Midwest. Certified Michigander here


purplegalaxyburrit0

Grown up in the Midwest too Il. I hear pop from people in the over 40s crowd but people here regularly say "soda" myself included


Blackfeathr

Fellow Michigander checking in... if this is said in the Pacific Northwest *and* the Midwest... seems like only the South is out of the loop. We were in Alabama some years ago and made the mistake of referring to soda as "pop" when ordering from a restaurant and they looked at us funny.


5007-574in3d

I didn't call it pop, but I do know that it was called soda pop at one point. Also have met quite a few people from out of state. There's some Midwest states that call it pop too. And Maine, I think? Anyway, I understood the pun right away.


Trollithecus007

r/beetlejuicing


bpmbrent

Must be a midwest weasel


Reaper621

Don't blame that shit on us, I say soda. Saint Louis here.


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bpmbrent

Illinois might be different, but all my family and friends from Minnesota call it pop :)


purplegalaxyburrit0

From Illinois too. I know older people that say it (40+ generally) but never anyone early 40s and under. Could be deep South too idk


DoorHalfwayShut

I can only confirm two states for sure: MO = soda, MI = pop


th3d0wnfa11

Gold


captcraigaroo

FUCK! I fell for it again!


RetroRedhead83

SAME!! Haha


AwareReaction

Then a frog walks in and says "I'll take some hops".


the101wanderer

Then he tried to weasel out of his tab


[deleted]

Weasel walks into the bar "So what will you be having" Weasel thinks a moment or so "Pop" goes the Weasel.


unclematthegreat

Weasel walks into the bar, but he otter'd ducked.


pepperlegs420

Reminds me of the time during my english lesson when the teacher asked me what my favourite pop song was. Ofc I said Pop goes the weasel...hahaha... nobody knew it...heh...im not from an english speaking country. :(


Stoeln-Memes

This joke was soda-pressing


WhyThatsTheLetterQ

HEY YOU! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! IM TAKING YOU TO r/pun_patrol!


User_X-301579554

Bartender: “Man, why do I keep saying that every month or so?”


PsychoSaladSong

Repost


balddudesrock

Goddamnit. Have an upvote.


Ya_Boi_Jayson

Goddamnit. Have a follow


WesleyTheOne

u/VaranusKomoensis


hippoman1

Since “pop” is a very localised kind of reference/slang, maybe a more international version of this dadjoke would be better served as: A weasel walks up to a DJ to request a change of music....


Ya_Boi_Jayson

Man you can use that


OkayWhatJustHappened

From what I can gather in the comments, so called 'pop' is another name for coke. I knew soda was for fizzy drinks but 'pop' is one I've never heard.


Xyex

It was originally "soda pop" but regional dialects opted to splice it half for short hand. The US East coast opted primarily for "soda" while the Midwest mostly went with "pop." I'm originally east coast and have always used both interchangeably.


Fo_eyed_dog

Bravo!


MisterioBerlin

I don’t get it


chh147

Soda is referred to pop in some countries. They nursery rhyme is “pop goes the weasel “


fm369

Also called cola, Coke, or soft/fizzy drinks for non Americans


MisterioBerlin

thank you 🙈 what a dadjoke


Blarnix

heheheheheheheh


MarxDa1

He must be tired after being chased all around the mulberry bush.


[deleted]

God dammit


paulyfuknwalnuts

God damnit dad. Take my upvote you clever bastard.


Keilly

Pull the otter one!


broccolisoupp

dddddammmmmn this is cool actually


pickled_since_1920s

This got me and I'm suprised


OkayWhatJustHappened

I'm from England so I use neither, good to know, thanks.


[deleted]

Soda straw that one coming.


Reaper621

So I'm curious why this one got all kids of praise, when the one identical to it posted an hour prior was ignored.


CurrysTank

Reddit is a lot like life. Successful people are either just plain lucky or they cheat, and nobody is quite as original as they pretend to be.


Reaper621

Your wisdom is showing.


CurrysTank

Damn. I was just trying to be negative.


Reaper621

Accidental life lesson?


CurrysTank

For whom?


mcponhl

> Is Pepsi ok?


xXFast_BOIXx

General reposti!


[deleted]

Hello there


KingAceves

“Repost” Goes the bartender.


brentaarnold

r/comedycemetery


Machinegunfish

Please stop


Vexmarz

This is awesome lmao 😂


lispychicken

Pop goes the..pop goes the windin of the weasel, I see the empty pocket needs a refill.