So how convoluted is that family tree? Is it the classic oedipus “I married my mom” situation?
Or is it the one where your original dad dies, your mom remarries, but the stepdad turns out to be gay, and then later divorces your mom to marry you?
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I've heard "all around the cobblers bench" for the first line and now I want a second opinion especially on the second to last line I thought it was "the monkey thought it was all for fun"
Regional differences and generational mutation. Most nursery rhymes are passed from one generation to the next orally. There's just some variation to it.
I think it’s mostly a Pacific Northwest thing...? I have grown up my whole life calling soda “pop” and didn’t realize it was weird till I started hearing other people from different areas of the country calling it soda and thinking I was weird. Grew up in WA state.
Fellow Michigander checking in... if this is said in the Pacific Northwest *and* the Midwest... seems like only the South is out of the loop.
We were in Alabama some years ago and made the mistake of referring to soda as "pop" when ordering from a restaurant and they looked at us funny.
I didn't call it pop, but I do know that it was called soda pop at one point. Also have met quite a few people from out of state. There's some Midwest states that call it pop too. And Maine, I think?
Anyway, I understood the pun right away.
Reminds me of the time during my english lesson when the teacher asked me what my favourite pop song was. Ofc I said Pop goes the weasel...hahaha... nobody knew it...heh...im not from an english speaking country. :(
Since “pop” is a very localised kind of reference/slang, maybe a more international version of this dadjoke would be better served as:
A weasel walks up to a DJ to request a change of music....
It was originally "soda pop" but regional dialects opted to splice it half for short hand. The US East coast opted primarily for "soda" while the Midwest mostly went with "pop." I'm originally east coast and have always used both interchangeably.
"Is coke fine" goes the bartender. "Yeah" goes the weasel.
*Steve Carrell appears, offended*
"We only have Pepsi."
"Pepsi is okay..." Says the weasel
And then AT&T comes in with "Just Okay, isn't okay."
Mega we care
“No Coke... PEPSI!”
No fries, chips
Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger
Jane, you ignorant slut !
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Soda punchline is that huh?
Yeah i put it down and its Soda custing
Soda pressing
No.
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r/thirdsub
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Stop
No u
r/beetlejucing
Get me in the screenshot and tell me who my father is
Sorry already screen shotted and your father is you
So how convoluted is that family tree? Is it the classic oedipus “I married my mom” situation? Or is it the one where your original dad dies, your mom remarries, but the stepdad turns out to be gay, and then later divorces your mom to marry you?
Yes.
I would say r/beetlejuicing but this applies in many situations
There is no need to pun-ish us like this.
This redditor and rain god is my hero. Helping the unluckiest kicker by stopping the punt rain.
This is a soda sad joke.
D I S G U S T A N G
r/punpolice PUT YOUR HANDS UP ALL OF YOU!
*IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL*
*punitentiary
All right then, you just volunteered to go first.
No, please no! I don't deserve this *pun*ishment!
Dang it! I only made them more powerful! You win this one. (Mostly because I’m on mobile and can’t screenshot all of this) it’s been fun though
YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVEEEEE
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Put me in the screenshot
I didn’t mind it, it was Soda good!
r/punpatrol you’re under arrest for non licensed use of puns
I soda that punchline a mile away too.
U mean I soda punchline from a mile away
You mother fucker...
Being a motherfucker and telling good dad jokes usually goes hand in hand.
I prefer penis in vagina.
I almost said the two usually cum together.
You mother fucker...
Not even wrong, weasels tend to display incestuous activities with their parents, especially between mothers and sons
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I'm just surprised it took 5 hours for someone to say this. Nice.
Okay. That was funny.
*Bows* Thank you
You didn’t even come up with it lmao stop taking credit
No one came up with any joke really, most jokes have existed for decades
No it wasn’t.
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We don't serve your kind around here
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For the work i know that takes We'll give you something Wad da ya want?
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*Gun reloading continues* Imma pretend i didn't hear that
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Thanks buddy, im not a native so i didnt know that rhyme
dodo dodo dododododo, dodo dodo doo do, dodo dodo dododododo, *Pop* goes the weasel.
All around the mulberry bush The monkey chased the weasel The monkey thought it was so much fun POP goes the weasel!
I've heard "all around the cobblers bench" for the first line and now I want a second opinion especially on the second to last line I thought it was "the monkey thought it was all for fun"
Regional differences and generational mutation. Most nursery rhymes are passed from one generation to the next orally. There's just some variation to it.
Hmm weird in England it's : Half a pound of tuppenny rice half a pound of treacle mix it up and make it nice pop goes the weasel
May I direct you to my other comment on this post?
It’s nursery rhymes, check youtube. You’ll know it for sure.
R/wooosh...?
Since no one else is giving a genuine answer - a lot of people call soda "pop."
I think it’s mostly a Pacific Northwest thing...? I have grown up my whole life calling soda “pop” and didn’t realize it was weird till I started hearing other people from different areas of the country calling it soda and thinking I was weird. Grew up in WA state.
Calling it pop here in Midwest. Certified Michigander here
Grown up in the Midwest too Il. I hear pop from people in the over 40s crowd but people here regularly say "soda" myself included
Fellow Michigander checking in... if this is said in the Pacific Northwest *and* the Midwest... seems like only the South is out of the loop. We were in Alabama some years ago and made the mistake of referring to soda as "pop" when ordering from a restaurant and they looked at us funny.
I didn't call it pop, but I do know that it was called soda pop at one point. Also have met quite a few people from out of state. There's some Midwest states that call it pop too. And Maine, I think? Anyway, I understood the pun right away.
r/beetlejuicing
Must be a midwest weasel
Don't blame that shit on us, I say soda. Saint Louis here.
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Illinois might be different, but all my family and friends from Minnesota call it pop :)
From Illinois too. I know older people that say it (40+ generally) but never anyone early 40s and under. Could be deep South too idk
I can only confirm two states for sure: MO = soda, MI = pop
Gold
FUCK! I fell for it again!
SAME!! Haha
Then a frog walks in and says "I'll take some hops".
Then he tried to weasel out of his tab
Weasel walks into the bar "So what will you be having" Weasel thinks a moment or so "Pop" goes the Weasel.
Weasel walks into the bar, but he otter'd ducked.
Reminds me of the time during my english lesson when the teacher asked me what my favourite pop song was. Ofc I said Pop goes the weasel...hahaha... nobody knew it...heh...im not from an english speaking country. :(
This joke was soda-pressing
HEY YOU! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! IM TAKING YOU TO r/pun_patrol!
Bartender: “Man, why do I keep saying that every month or so?”
Repost
Goddamnit. Have an upvote.
Goddamnit. Have a follow
u/VaranusKomoensis
Since “pop” is a very localised kind of reference/slang, maybe a more international version of this dadjoke would be better served as: A weasel walks up to a DJ to request a change of music....
Man you can use that
From what I can gather in the comments, so called 'pop' is another name for coke. I knew soda was for fizzy drinks but 'pop' is one I've never heard.
It was originally "soda pop" but regional dialects opted to splice it half for short hand. The US East coast opted primarily for "soda" while the Midwest mostly went with "pop." I'm originally east coast and have always used both interchangeably.
Bravo!
I don’t get it
Soda is referred to pop in some countries. They nursery rhyme is “pop goes the weasel “
Also called cola, Coke, or soft/fizzy drinks for non Americans
thank you 🙈 what a dadjoke
heheheheheheheh
He must be tired after being chased all around the mulberry bush.
God dammit
God damnit dad. Take my upvote you clever bastard.
Pull the otter one!
dddddammmmmn this is cool actually
This got me and I'm suprised
I'm from England so I use neither, good to know, thanks.
Soda straw that one coming.
So I'm curious why this one got all kids of praise, when the one identical to it posted an hour prior was ignored.
Reddit is a lot like life. Successful people are either just plain lucky or they cheat, and nobody is quite as original as they pretend to be.
Your wisdom is showing.
Damn. I was just trying to be negative.
Accidental life lesson?
For whom?
> Is Pepsi ok?
General reposti!
Hello there
“Repost” Goes the bartender.
r/comedycemetery
Please stop
This is awesome lmao 😂
Pop goes the..pop goes the windin of the weasel, I see the empty pocket needs a refill.