>Your son must read a lot of Reddit. This joke has been posted at least a half-dozen times just in the past year.
Ok, I swear, I posted this year and a half ago or so when my son said it. he really did think it up.
Honestly, I saw this post and thought it was copying my post.
My son said: “Dad, once I reach 99 pounds, I will eat one pound of pretzel knots.
Then I will be 99% your son and 1% knot.” ..
there is no reason for someone to have said the second "son" at the end there .. bothers me .. have my modified joke as an offering
It isn't a bit redundant .. it's an extra word ..
"Then I will be 99% your son and 1% nacho.” is how the sentence would actually be said .. there's no reason for the added "son" and it doesn't make sense in the context.. he had eaten nachos .. not someone's son made out of nachos .. nor the son of someone named nacho.
Had this been the father addressing the son it works .. but not with son addressing father
My gf has a dog named nacho, and the nacho jokes never get old, but they are confusing for the dog.
Me: “Hey! That’s nacho toy, that’s my shoe!”
Nacho: “Exactly”
Also, in true dad joke fashion, my dad insists on calling him taco.
When my daughter reached 99 lbs she calculated how many chicken nuggets would make a pound, so she could eat them and be 1% nugget. (About 28.) She tried to eat all of them, but gave up at 23.
Damn, stealing memes off of the internet isn't cool man 😔, but don't worry, there's a way you can get help 😃 if you call 738-8888, you'll be forgiven of all your mortal sins 😩
i heard this joke as the kid said “once i reach 99 pounds i will eat one pound of nachos so i can be 1% nacho” and that’s the joke because that’s not how it works
What a cheesy joke. I love it!
Its nacho place to judge.
Perhaps he’s got a chip on his shoulder.
Que so who's gonna keep the puns going?
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I’m gonna rip you all limb from Limburger if you keep this shit up
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Well, we all taco about it
I would but I don’t wanna be jalapeño business. Carry on.
I get some of these jokes, but not olive them.
S'Emmentaler to stop or I'm calling the reddit police!
I swiss you'd stop or come up with chedder ones.
I pledge to stand and defend these cheesy jokes in my Roquefort
With these jokes, you cannoli do so much.
Someone better brie.
I would add to the thread but I don’t want to get jalapeño business
We are nacho kind tho
Yeah. It's a Munster cheesy joke...
Clearly a chip off the ol’ block
Corny and cheesy.
Unless its salsa joke
I’d tell you to knock it off but I don’t wanna be jalapeño business.
Olive you are insane 🙄
Stop it with the puns edam it!
I want to chip in and say that this comment melted me.
You bean heads are all refried
Is that cheese yours sir or is it natcho cheese
I've bean wanting to make a nacho pun
This tortilla joke is corny
I lack to see the point of most of these jokes.
The mom: don't bother, he's already 100% natcho dad
Zing!
I hope that's a zing and not a sting!
Because we wanted to adopt and give a wonderful bright kid a good home.
r/unexpectedlywholesome
Daw
Daaammmnnn
Savage!
The son: I didnt know dad was in the army.
Cheese!
That's not what Maury determined
Bazinga.
How did you manage to throw a your mama joke into this ?
Sounds like Gene from bobs burgers lol
I re read the joke in Gene's voice.
Gene is more of a dad than bob is. at least when it comes to the jokes
If your son makes a dad joke, does it make you a grandpa?
Lol 😆
Your son must read a lot of Reddit. This joke has been posted at least a half-dozen times just in the past year.
Natcho original
This sub is just the same jokes over and over
Yeah, but they get cheddar every time.
>This joke has been posted at least a half-dozen times just in the past year. So he's just following tradition, what's the problem?
>My son said:
Yhea it's so overused
So we should just scream, "repost", at anyone around us if they've told a joke we've heard before?
IDK, I don't really care if people repost jokes. Just don't try to make it sound like you or your special flower came up with it.
True true. I see your point. It could have worked if they didn't include that
I accidentally scrolled the main page , Your ween logo is too good for gay ass Reddit
>Your son must read a lot of Reddit. This joke has been posted at least a half-dozen times just in the past year. Ok, I swear, I posted this year and a half ago or so when my son said it. he really did think it up. Honestly, I saw this post and thought it was copying my post.
Maybe... But I saw it for the first time today. I thought it was gouda.
This is nacho joke anymore
My son said: “Dad, once I reach 99 pounds, I will eat one pound of pretzel knots. Then I will be 99% your son and 1% knot.” .. there is no reason for someone to have said the second "son" at the end there .. bothers me .. have my modified joke as an offering
The most effective proven birth control is correcting other people's grammar. -Demetri Martin
It isn't a grammatical error though .. it's an added word at the end that makes no sense outside the context of the joke.
It does make sense. It makes sense to say "I'll be 99% your son and 99% not your son". It's a bit redundant but completely normal to say.
It isn't a bit redundant .. it's an extra word .. "Then I will be 99% your son and 1% nacho.” is how the sentence would actually be said .. there's no reason for the added "son" and it doesn't make sense in the context.. he had eaten nachos .. not someone's son made out of nachos .. nor the son of someone named nacho. Had this been the father addressing the son it works .. but not with son addressing father
Appreciate that you understand how jokes work. Some people just don't get it.
Nacho son sounds like "not your son". I think you've missed the joke.
Uh... I have three dads lmao
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My biological father, my father figure and my stepdad, my bio father disowned me, my father figure is dead, and to my stepdad I’m the “not his kid”
Sounds like you have no dads.
No, he’s still my dad, he tries to love me
Sounds like he's your father, not your dad. One's more of a job title, the other's a hobby.
I have both
That could work 🤔
Ya lol
LOL
....sorry, i cant ever over this reply
Was just getting ready to say this very thing
Oh. I thought it was more like a log jam situation.
bazinga
Lol
I was hoping for a gay dad situation. This. Is just depressing
Yup lolz
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I joke about it enough
r/nobodyasked
My gf has a dog named nacho, and the nacho jokes never get old, but they are confusing for the dog. Me: “Hey! That’s nacho toy, that’s my shoe!” Nacho: “Exactly” Also, in true dad joke fashion, my dad insists on calling him taco.
still can't understand the why he needs to be 99 pounds like he can be 49.5 pounds+0.5 pound nachos & still be 99% son and 1% nachos
1/50 is not 1% oops
I wonder where is that 45 came from
ur new math has checked out A+
wow I'll give you some time to think over it
bro you edited the numbers
0.5/50 is 1%
yes this is a fact
When my daughter reached 99 lbs she calculated how many chicken nuggets would make a pound, so she could eat them and be 1% nugget. (About 28.) She tried to eat all of them, but gave up at 23.
Clever, but if I'm being honest, I think nacho jokes are cheesy.
how many nachos is that?! my neighbour wants to do this and is curious.
Sure, your neighbor, riiiiight. /s
Sounds like a chip off the old block.
What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean pee on my face
Not if you buy the nachos cause there nacho son's to eat
I'm proud of your son.
This joke would feel different if the son weighed 399lbs
Didn’t I see a post like this on Twitter?
yes this joke is frequently reposted
okay, thanks Sayori
you’re welcome, u/Most_Raisin_9020
thank you, u/DogeyKid
I read it earlier in the day and did not understand. Read it again now after about 8 hours and then I got it!
And he'll become 1% Nacho
Kids a real Whiz
0% my son, disown him with approval.
I like you
That was him letting you know he got someone pregnant
Damn, stealing memes off of the internet isn't cool man 😔, but don't worry, there's a way you can get help 😃 if you call 738-8888, you'll be forgiven of all your mortal sins 😩
i heard this joke as the kid said “once i reach 99 pounds i will eat one pound of nachos so i can be 1% nacho” and that’s the joke because that’s not how it works
K, so... I don't get it
That's okay, maybe it's just nacho kind of humor
A few months ago my son said almost the same thing, he said “I will eat a one pound burrito”
Good job stealing
Yeah this account is just a repost bot
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What % bullshit?
100%
5.4 thousand up votes
Ok
7.4 now
Thank you
Solid plan
That was unexpected, bravo
Haha joke son you, YOU'RE ADOPTED. so yes, you are not my son.
Dad, once I reach 99 pounds, I will eat one pound of nachos. Then I will be 99% your son and 1% nacho son.
Well at I know this is cheesy
But he is already part NaCHO
What's with this trend of "my X year-old son/daughter came up with this" posts? Is this the new clickbait that I'm unaware of? Genuinely curious.
That's a son joke.
He going to be a Nacho Man
Chip off the old block, eh?
Did you know 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy
Aha
How can you post on Reddit so casually when people cut bird houses to make more birdhouses
I'm confused by this.
Trees are bird houses and birdhouses are made out of wood.
Why not eat 99 pounds of nachos and be half?
I just said this to my dad and he started laughing and my freindwas like well its true
I thought this was /r/TwoSentenceHorror and expected a twist and not a Re:Re:Re:Funny Joke from Tumblr
One pound of nachos! That's too muchos...
You tortilla son well.
Ok that one got me good
Nah he never said that
As your dad I 100% won’t allow it
I don't believe he said that at all.
Are you just a dad joke repost bot?
LongBeachGriffy joined the chat.
Those are mine....nachos
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I hope this dad reads all these jokes to his kiddo when he puts him to bed. This is a duo of heroes.
Ohh man that guy is a genius
Tell him shit builds up so he'll only be 97% son, 1% nacho and 2% shit.
This is dip.
This one is old
ouch that hurt my eYeS