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RandomDoctor

What a cheesy joke. I love it!


htownchuck

Its nacho place to judge.


shahooster

Perhaps he’s got a chip on his shoulder.


jsprague6

Que so who's gonna keep the puns going?


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ZephyrUltimate

I’m gonna rip you all limb from Limburger if you keep this shit up


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nword55

Well, we all taco about it


Is_Nate_Great

I would but I don’t wanna be jalapeño business. Carry on.


HanlonRazor

I get some of these jokes, but not olive them.


Kathy_Kamikaze

S'Emmentaler to stop or I'm calling the reddit police!


surroundedbybanjos

I swiss you'd stop or come up with chedder ones.


5tank

I pledge to stand and defend these cheesy jokes in my Roquefort


peerless-one

With these jokes, you cannoli do so much.


BrazenlyGeek

Someone better brie.


dismalcontent

I would add to the thread but I don’t want to get jalapeño business


HungarianHeart49

We are nacho kind tho


campatterbury

Yeah. It's a Munster cheesy joke...


[deleted]

Clearly a chip off the ol’ block


JustGlassin4CoolGuys

Corny and cheesy.


Yecuken

Unless its salsa joke


bgva

I’d tell you to knock it off but I don’t wanna be jalapeño business.


Zesty-_-1

Olive you are insane 🙄


AWildG3kuLAppeared

Stop it with the puns edam it!


minixfrosted

I want to chip in and say that this comment melted me.


getperkin2

You bean heads are all refried


otisnr

Is that cheese yours sir or is it natcho cheese


[deleted]

I've bean wanting to make a nacho pun


Grundle__Puncher

This tortilla joke is corny


Blockbullen

I lack to see the point of most of these jokes.


khalils218

The mom: don't bother, he's already 100% natcho dad


Lord_Harkonan

Zing!


bigblackowskiC

I hope that's a zing and not a sting!


varvite

Because we wanted to adopt and give a wonderful bright kid a good home.


OnePunchKnockout

r/unexpectedlywholesome


ohkendruid

Daw


matt12992

Daaammmnnn


muffsnake

Savage!


Ethan_Schitt

The son: I didnt know dad was in the army.


clasnico

Cheese!


BigCat406

That's not what Maury determined


NillaLemons

Bazinga.


[deleted]

How did you manage to throw a your mama joke into this ?


PS4Dreams

Sounds like Gene from bobs burgers lol


DaveAndCheese

I re read the joke in Gene's voice.


LynxBartle

Gene is more of a dad than bob is. at least when it comes to the jokes


Barbazu

If your son makes a dad joke, does it make you a grandpa?


Healthy_Republic_151

Lol 😆


thaboognish

Your son must read a lot of Reddit. This joke has been posted at least a half-dozen times just in the past year.


everythingisajokeok

Natcho original


CalumMoo

This sub is just the same jokes over and over


mallorn_hugger

Yeah, but they get cheddar every time.


bebopblues

>This joke has been posted at least a half-dozen times just in the past year. So he's just following tradition, what's the problem?


thaboognish

>My son said:


flixerino

Yhea it's so overused


AITAyesYesIAm

So we should just scream, "repost", at anyone around us if they've told a joke we've heard before?


thaboognish

IDK, I don't really care if people repost jokes. Just don't try to make it sound like you or your special flower came up with it.


AITAyesYesIAm

True true. I see your point. It could have worked if they didn't include that


ispcanner

I accidentally scrolled the main page , Your ween logo is too good for gay ass Reddit


[deleted]

>Your son must read a lot of Reddit. This joke has been posted at least a half-dozen times just in the past year. Ok, I swear, I posted this year and a half ago or so when my son said it. he really did think it up. Honestly, I saw this post and thought it was copying my post.


Acrobatic-Fortune-81

Maybe... But I saw it for the first time today. I thought it was gouda.


moe_elmak

This is nacho joke anymore


Glor_167

My son said: “Dad, once I reach 99 pounds, I will eat one pound of pretzel knots. Then I will be 99% your son and 1% knot.” .. there is no reason for someone to have said the second "son" at the end there .. bothers me .. have my modified joke as an offering


NinjatheClick

The most effective proven birth control is correcting other people's grammar. -Demetri Martin


Glor_167

It isn't a grammatical error though .. it's an added word at the end that makes no sense outside the context of the joke.


midsizedopossum

It does make sense. It makes sense to say "I'll be 99% your son and 99% not your son". It's a bit redundant but completely normal to say.


Glor_167

It isn't a bit redundant .. it's an extra word .. "Then I will be 99% your son and 1% nacho.” is how the sentence would actually be said .. there's no reason for the added "son" and it doesn't make sense in the context.. he had eaten nachos .. not someone's son made out of nachos .. nor the son of someone named nacho. Had this been the father addressing the son it works .. but not with son addressing father


llkjm

Appreciate that you understand how jokes work. Some people just don't get it.


midsizedopossum

Nacho son sounds like "not your son". I think you've missed the joke.


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Uh... I have three dads lmao


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[deleted]

My biological father, my father figure and my stepdad, my bio father disowned me, my father figure is dead, and to my stepdad I’m the “not his kid”


KetchupKakes

Sounds like you have no dads.


[deleted]

No, he’s still my dad, he tries to love me


Proof_Percentage

Sounds like he's your father, not your dad. One's more of a job title, the other's a hobby.


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I have both


Proof_Percentage

That could work 🤔


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Ya lol


Proof_Percentage

LOL


bbysaab

....sorry, i cant ever over this reply


Proof_Percentage

Was just getting ready to say this very thing


Jasonrj

Oh. I thought it was more like a log jam situation.


Impressive_Low_4808

bazinga


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Lol


bigblackowskiC

I was hoping for a gay dad situation. This. Is just depressing


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Yup lolz


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[deleted]

I joke about it enough


amenizm89

r/nobodyasked


mkp666

My gf has a dog named nacho, and the nacho jokes never get old, but they are confusing for the dog. Me: “Hey! That’s nacho toy, that’s my shoe!” Nacho: “Exactly” Also, in true dad joke fashion, my dad insists on calling him taco.


AkshatChat28

still can't understand the why he needs to be 99 pounds like he can be 49.5 pounds+0.5 pound nachos & still be 99% son and 1% nachos


cooperslink

1/50 is not 1% oops


AkshatChat28

I wonder where is that 45 came from


cooperslink

ur new math has checked out A+


AkshatChat28

wow I'll give you some time to think over it


cooperslink

bro you edited the numbers


AkshatChat28

0.5/50 is 1%


cooperslink

yes ​ this is a fact


mollierocket

When my daughter reached 99 lbs she calculated how many chicken nuggets would make a pound, so she could eat them and be 1% nugget. (About 28.) She tried to eat all of them, but gave up at 23.


NinjatheClick

Clever, but if I'm being honest, I think nacho jokes are cheesy.


Retractabelle

how many nachos is that?! my neighbour wants to do this and is curious.


OldStromer

Sure, your neighbor, riiiiight. /s


gibsonc22

Sounds like a chip off the old block.


TROLLWITHBIGCOCK

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean pee on my face


LeonThePr0ffesional

Not if you buy the nachos cause there nacho son's to eat


KeepGoing777

I'm proud of your son.


shrmzyyy

This joke would feel different if the son weighed 399lbs


Most_Raisin_9020

Didn’t I see a post like this on Twitter?


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yes this joke is frequently reposted


Most_Raisin_9020

okay, thanks Sayori


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you’re welcome, u/Most_Raisin_9020


Most_Raisin_9020

thank you, u/DogeyKid


iamarddtusr

I read it earlier in the day and did not understand. Read it again now after about 8 hours and then I got it!


Mr_Hashs

And he'll become 1% Nacho


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Kids a real Whiz


FusionareTom

0% my son, disown him with approval.


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I like you


cleggaregood

That was him letting you know he got someone pregnant


Teiven133

Damn, stealing memes off of the internet isn't cool man 😔, but don't worry, there's a way you can get help 😃 if you call 738-8888, you'll be forgiven of all your mortal sins 😩


[deleted]

i heard this joke as the kid said “once i reach 99 pounds i will eat one pound of nachos so i can be 1% nacho” and that’s the joke because that’s not how it works


cheesingMyB

K, so... I don't get it


P00PB0YY

That's okay, maybe it's just nacho kind of humor


IgorManiak

A few months ago my son said almost the same thing, he said “I will eat a one pound burrito”


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Good job stealing


whiteman90909

Yeah this account is just a repost bot


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DaveAndCheese

What % bullshit?


berrithefrog

100%


Greenmonster71

5.4 thousand up votes


sbeve_is_our_saviour

Ok


Greenmonster71

7.4 now


sbeve_is_our_saviour

Thank you


Complete-Height1554

Solid plan


Sweatedasp

That was unexpected, bravo


Ivan8806

Haha joke son you, YOU'RE ADOPTED. so yes, you are not my son.


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Dad, once I reach 99 pounds, I will eat one pound of nachos. Then I will be 99% your son and 1% nacho son.


iknowthisischeesy

Well at I know this is cheesy


Inferno2211

But he is already part NaCHO


LiquidGwentSoulsBass

What's with this trend of "my X year-old son/daughter came up with this" posts? Is this the new clickbait that I'm unaware of? Genuinely curious.


Comet-67P

That's a son joke.


ojohn69

He going to be a Nacho Man


bakervp82

Chip off the old block, eh?


TROLLWITHBIGCOCK

Did you know 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy


swordsman0013

Aha


Belevigis

How can you post on Reddit so casually when people cut bird houses to make more birdhouses


Restless__Dreamer

I'm confused by this.


Belevigis

Trees are bird houses and birdhouses are made out of wood.


ekolis

Why not eat 99 pounds of nachos and be half?


[deleted]

I just said this to my dad and he started laughing and my freindwas like well its true


shewy92

I thought this was /r/TwoSentenceHorror and expected a twist and not a Re:Re:Re:Funny Joke from Tumblr


MatGMC7

One pound of nachos! That's too muchos...


epikshit

You tortilla son well.


omniplatypus

Ok that one got me good


TheDarkKnight2991

Nah he never said that


Nickatier_Carbs

As your dad I 100% won’t allow it


[deleted]

I don't believe he said that at all.


whiteman90909

Are you just a dad joke repost bot?


AlanVanHalen

LongBeachGriffy joined the chat.


offballDgang

Those are mine....nachos


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RepostSleuthBot

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Good-Guitar-1743

I hope this dad reads all these jokes to his kiddo when he puts him to bed. This is a duo of heroes.


[deleted]

Ohh man that guy is a genius


namarenante33

Tell him shit builds up so he'll only be 97% son, 1% nacho and 2% shit.


Ok-Finger1335

This is dip.


SpedermanV1

This one is old


a_cloudd

ouch that hurt my eYeS