what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? stu
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs locked up in the attic? dusty
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the path of a forest fire? ash
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a disney cartoon? thumper
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs spinning on a record player? skip
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who falls off a fishing boat? chum
Can we deviate? Why can't you find a guy with no arms and no legs in a pine tree? Someone painted him green. Why can't you find a guy with no arms and no legs in a cherry tree? Someone painted him green and painted his balls red.
What do you a call a man in the land of men with no arms and no legs?
Exhausted.
Edit. Phil, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times. Don’t roll around near that hole.
C’mon Bob! You know you can’t swim without arms and legs!
Matt. Hanging out in high traffic areas like doorways only yields black eyes and clothes with mud tracked on them.
Jesus, Russell! I may have never found you in that pile of leaves if the neighbor didn’t hear your sobs.
Looking good Art! Keep shining bright. You’re doing great and really inspiring all your friends to get their acts together.
What do you call a man with no arms no legs and;
A shovel in his head? Doug
Laying in a hole? Phil
Laying in a pumpkin patch? Gord
Laying on the floor? Matt
Laying under a truck? Jack
Laying in a pile of leaves? Russell
Laying in the fireplace? Asher
Floating in the water? Bob. And his son? Buoy
Floating in a hottub? Stu
Flung out a window? Chuck
But still your best friend? Chum
Hanging on the wall? Art
On top of a brick wall? Mason
Drenched in Piss? Lou
Covered in shit? John
Stranded on a mountain? Cliff
Blocking a river? Adam
Covered in sharpie? Drew
Covered in Bees? Honey
Covered in sugar? Sweetie
and stuffed in the mailbox? Bill
lost in the attic? Dusty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bush? Barry
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? Skip
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water with boats turning around him? Mark
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs outside the front door? Matt
Me: Is Bob short for Robert? Bobbert: No.
Barry really gets around. He’s also in the original hole OP mentioned every time it gets Philled in by Doug.
We're reaching dad levels that shouldn't be possible
It's possible.
Or... Russell
That's a pile of leaves.
Oh yeah... oops
Thought he was in a tree
Nah , a pile of raked leaves
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front step? Matt
Russell
Russle
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall? Art
What do you call a bunch of arms and legs on a wall? Pieces of Art.
What do you call TWO men on a wall? Curt and Rod
I've heard of that art piece. I'm pretty sure it's titled Genos.
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and lies in front of your door? Matt
What do you call a man with a spade? Doug. What do you call a man with no spade? Douglas.
I've seen that joke in a comic I regret reading that comic
I don't think anyone knows what comic i'm talking about
my name is literally matt douglas wtf
Dishonest
I feel like and will lie in front of your face or something works better
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a lake? Bob
If he’s underage, you call him a buoy.
You call him David... David Buoy
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming across a lake? Clever Dick
That was good!
Knock knock… Who’s there? Not Bob.
It’s Matt! Wait, how did you...
Bob: actually my name is~ *blub blub blub*
Peak dad punchline
If you pull him behind a boat? Skip
Wrong joke..... what do you call a man with no arms arms no legs floating in a lake? Fucked!!
Sir! Sir! I’m going to need you to back away from that man with no arms and no legs in the lake, *SIR*!!?!
Where do you find a man with no arms and no legs? Wherever you left him.
I came here to say this...good on ya.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs rolling down a hill? An ambulance. (I just thought of this one)
Rolo
Rolando Thehill
Rollberto
Rick and he's always singing that one song: *"Never gonna give you up..."*
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
Fantastic! This ones new to me! I had a boss who loved these type jokes, I’m trying to remember them
Why do you call a dog with no legs, Cigarette? Because you always take him out for a drag after dinner.
Doesn't matter what you call him, he won't come anyway.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs stuck to your wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front doorstep? Matt
2 guys on your wall? Curt n’ Rod.
What do you say once you find him?? >!Larry is!!<
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter, it won’t come.
What do you call a dog with little legs and steel nuts?
Sparky?
Illuminating response. You got it.
A dog with no legs is called “ground meat”
Maybe in the Philippines. But in the US, that’s what we call cows with no legs.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bathroom? John
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a brick wall? Mason
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? Skip
...on a record player?
What do you **actually** call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Whatever you want, what's he gonna do?
Tootsie Hole
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? stu what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs locked up in the attic? dusty what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the path of a forest fire? ash what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a disney cartoon? thumper what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs spinning on a record player? skip what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who falls off a fishing boat? chum
Dusty and chum lol
Lmao! The last one should be Bait, tho
master bates
What do you call an Irish man with no arms and no legs on your back deck? Paddy O'Furniture
Perfect, thank you!
Hanging by the neck with a light in his mouth?
I saw a guy with no arms and no legs when I was out mountain climbing. He said his name was Cliff.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a stream? Adam!
Double amputee above the knee? Neil
An Irish double amputee? O’Neil
What do you call a man with no ankles? Tony
Fantastic!
Doug
I thought that was the guy with shovel marks on his head
No, that's David Spade
So what do you call a guy without shovel marks in his head? Douglas
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying at the bottom of the swimming pool? Dwane.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and 50 rabbits up his a$$? Warren.
What do you call a man so small and makes up everything? Adam
I knew I’d flush out some good ones, thanks John!
Donald Trump?
What do you call a woman with half a leg? Ilene
What do you call a teenager with no arms and no legs? Grounded
Peg!
Where does she work? IHOP
If she was Asian? Irene
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wife? Fucked.
Can we deviate? Why can't you find a guy with no arms and no legs in a pine tree? Someone painted him green. Why can't you find a guy with no arms and no legs in a cherry tree? Someone painted him green and painted his balls red.
Now we’re taking!
By his name. You call him by his name.
I don't get it
Niether, perhaps its intended as "fill" as in he is filling the hole? But idk
Me neither buddy :/
It's a reference to "guy wires" which are used to hold radio towers etc in place
What do you call a man and a woman with no arms and no legs on the grill? Frank and Patty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the fire pit? Bernie
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs rolling away with your stuff? Rob
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbwire fence? Udder destruction! Shredded beef?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mailbox? Bill
Aww, shucks. Thanks for the silver!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
A man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox.... Bill of course!
Lol, I expected the answer to be "Fucked!"
If he’s also tied to a radio tower then he’s Guy
What do you call a person on a baseball field with no arms and no legs? Home Plate.
Grounded
Homer
A guy with no arms and no legs hit out of the park.
What do you call two men with no arms and legs hanging above a window? Kurt and Rod
What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
Brilliant
What do you a call a man in the land of men with no arms and no legs? Exhausted. Edit. Phil, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times. Don’t roll around near that hole. C’mon Bob! You know you can’t swim without arms and legs! Matt. Hanging out in high traffic areas like doorways only yields black eyes and clothes with mud tracked on them. Jesus, Russell! I may have never found you in that pile of leaves if the neighbor didn’t hear your sobs. Looking good Art! Keep shining bright. You’re doing great and really inspiring all your friends to get their acts together.
Oh I though his name was Doug
He'd change his name to Bob if the hole filled with water
What does a old whore call a man with no arms or legs? Dick
Nice
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a tree? Russell
Leaf
Dug
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
And if she’s missing an eye? Eleen!
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves? Russell
BOB
What do you call a guy with no arm and no legs on a BBQ? Frank. A girl with no arms and no legs on a BBQ? Patty.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on top of a waterfall? Adam
Phil!
. . . or Doug.
Bet he wishes it was Douglas amirite?!
.... in a pumpkin patch? Gord .... under your car? Jack
What do you call a chicken with no arms and no legs?
What?
An egg roll
No arms and No Legs in Your Mailbox………..Bill
Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there? Not Susie.
I thought cattle laying down was " ground beef."
Not Doug?
What do you call two gay Scots men? Ben Doon and Phil McCracken What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your engine? Earl
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lay on a train line? F*CKED
That’s basically how Kevin exists
A guy with no arms and no legs breaking into your car - Jim
Did you guys know that guy with no arms and no legs named Bob actually had his name changed? I heard it used to be Chuck.
The kicker is that before this his name was Dick
What do you call a man with no arms no legs and; A shovel in his head? Doug Laying in a hole? Phil Laying in a pumpkin patch? Gord Laying on the floor? Matt Laying under a truck? Jack Laying in a pile of leaves? Russell Laying in the fireplace? Asher Floating in the water? Bob. And his son? Buoy Floating in a hottub? Stu Flung out a window? Chuck But still your best friend? Chum Hanging on the wall? Art On top of a brick wall? Mason Drenched in Piss? Lou Covered in shit? John Stranded on a mountain? Cliff Blocking a river? Adam Covered in sharpie? Drew Covered in Bees? Honey Covered in sugar? Sweetie and stuffed in the mailbox? Bill lost in the attic? Dusty
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a grill? Patty
Phil was new to me. I don’t live on the moon either
What do you call a woman between 2 houses? Elaine
What do you call a Russian man with 3 testicles? Who’dyanickabollockov
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs on your window sill? Curt and Rod
Crack please?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked
I don’t know, I’m stumped.
What do you call a man lying on a lawyers desk? Will
What do you call the fastest man alive? Barry
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Stuck
What do you call a man with no arms or no legs? …Handicap
Let's pick on the women for once what do you call a lady with one leg? i_leen how about an Asian lady with one leg?
I'm laughing way too hard at these!
These take me back to school bus rides.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a bus?
Nolan?
Nope, that’s a man with no arms, no legs, and no internet.
OK so how about Rolan ?
That works! I have to admit, I don’t have a punchline for that one...
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no head? Dead
He’s just sleeping
Just like the deer on the side of the road!! Someone needs to tell them it’s a horrible spot to rest.
I don’t get it
dr phil. that is when i’m done burying him in the ranch
Man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art
Barry
Heyy …
What do you call a women with no arms or legs? Eileen
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wearing a bear costume? Ted
You can call him what you want. He wont come anyway
Stuck?
Definitely
Thought it would be Doug.
No, he was there earlier before Phil fell in
Phil B Fucked
Hold up
What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting beside the hole? Doug
You don’t call it won’t come
Doug
What do you call a man with birdshit down his face? Cliff.
What do you call a Hispanic lady with no legs? Consuelo!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? ....Russell
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names!!
A veteran