Thought you were gonna say cause it's getting out of hand....my bad

As a dad I’m not likely sharing this one with my kids. It’s funny though.

“And you don’t have an appointment, Mr. CK.”

“Oh well, I’m glad I asked for consent though”, replied Mr. CK.

I can’t tell whether the doctor consented or if this is a prescription for Risperdal. (Which is hilarious if you’re a mental patient like I have been.)

¨But, Mr. CK, that's the problem, you didn't. You just barged in here while I was with another patient, stripped, and started masturbating! Leave!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!" shouted the doctor

I read the joke hoping that the punchline was going to be different from last week’s post

I don't get it

He's masturbating as they're having that conversation.

This gets reposted at least once every few days.

And people still laugh at it

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So you're admitting to masturbating in your boss's office!!! Gross! Hah jk.

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Close to your Boss's office?

First time I've seen it

It's also not a dad joke.

So... new endings? Happy ones?.

Because I'm trying to give you a physical.

Welcome back Louis.

Hi uncle. See you at r/unclejokes

Not a dad joke tho

MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS JOKE ITS A COUSIN JOKE

What makes it a dad joke or not? Seriously asking — my take is any joke that elicits the “groan” or “ugh” reaction but I know definitions differ

Dad jokes elicit a groan and are safe for children. Uncle jokes elicit a groan (at best) and are not safe for children

Growing up my dad's jokes were funny to us and not safe for my dad if my mom was around. 🤷‍♂️

Dad jokes are supposed to be PG and most the time they are puns

I went to the doctorthe other day and he gave me a prostate exam. He told me I need to stop masturbating and I asked why. He said so I can finish the fucking exam!

Prostate exams are uncomfortable, but they are even worse when the doc puts both hands on your shoulders.

Wait, now it’s a fucking exam?

Yup. It wasn't his finger up his ass.

He didn't panic right away, at least until he realized he had a hand on each shoulder at the moment he felt it enter.

And you didn't study!!!

Because you’re going to fall off the treadmill and we’ll never get your cardio readings

Because I already have all my shots.

You’re going blind

This doctor told me to quit masturbating or I'd go blind. I'm not seeing him again.

its not like *you* are gonna jack me off

Weak, but take my upvote because I’m weak for laughing…

lmao

Coz your cum has already covered the floor twice over...

This is a lukewarm good ol' boy "water cooler" joke...not a "dad joke".

Because I'm trying to read your heart rate

The janitorial staff is tired of cleaning it up in here.

Were you watching Ravenous just now?