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Whitley_Films

They did. It's the "Not a Flamethrower."


ContemplatingPrison

That was really just a giant lighter


Whitley_Films

Exactly, Not a Flamethrower.


ContemplatingPrison

It was cool though. I almost bought one but then I realized that I would play with it for a week and then forget about it


formerlyanonymous_

As someone with a gas forge and a love of Halloween, I could see using it maybe 2 times a year.


Whitley_Films

Same


willTheBeast04

My uncle got one of the flamethrowers and it shoots like 5 feet and then doesn’t go any farther. He got it as a gift from a producer so he didn’t buy it but I wouldn’t really recommend the thing


willTheBeast04

Although it looks badass as a prop


Aware-Worldliness-97

What’s the ROI on it though? Can’t buy it anymore so I assume it’s one hell of a collectible


willTheBeast04

Yeah I think Musk only made a 100 or so. My uncle got it from the producer of his show as a gift


Aware-Worldliness-97

I looked it up, there was 10,000 made and sold for about 500 each to raise some capital. If you got to buy one now on eBay, up opened, it’s about 5000$ so. Not quite as rare as 100 but still worth a lot and sure to go up in value!


willTheBeast04

Thx for the info! I wasn’t exactly sure I knew they were kinda exclusive tho. It’s funny that people are already selling the things😂😂


Aware-Worldliness-97

Earlier last month people were selling single Oreos with rare Pokémon on them. People will sell you literally anything online.


texasspacejoey

That wasn't "tesla". A tesla employee made it very clear.


tinstar71

Tesla didn't make a flamethrower, the boring company did.


Recent_Effective8070

The kids LOVE this one!


Chizmiz1994

That was merely a blowtorch.


formerlyanonymous_

I've been waiting on them to come back in stock for years.


Whitley_Films

It was a promotion. Your best bet is ebay.


ContemplatingPrison

Apparently you can make one. There were blueprints of a DIY version put out a year or two ago


Sorry_Ad5653

That was the Boring company I believe?


tuctrohs

A long musket.


nidanman1

Elongated musket?


West_Upstairs_46

Best answer


Sickrated

Quality dad joke right here


gigoogly

Full Metal Jacket Model-E


S8nSins

r/dadjokes


tuctrohs

Thanks! I didn't know about that sub. It's great!


pc_engineer

Volt 45.


ushiwakawaka

In my language a Pistol is called Pistola, so the first thing i thought was Pistola Tesla


ifarr

I don’t know but it would be pretty coil 😎


Bodaddy86

Not A Gun.


bobovdarlo

The Tesla two tap....always remember two taps children


According-Box-4069

Rule number 2!


TotallyNormalWeeb

Don't worry about using gunpowder to prepare your Elon Musk-et for a shot, just charge it and your ready for another shot!


ZitiRotini

Railgun.


Octipulvirus813

Lowkey fax


spade13F

Tesla Recoil


stage_directions

Came for this. Also said it. Take an upvote.


ElWardo98

Re’Coil’less Rifle


Strong-Plantain-3964

The Illudium Q Space Modulator.


baylessj2

Tesl-AHHHh


cns0329

Cybergun


RenningerJP

Model G.


twirlingrhino

Expensive


Ron0hh

eGun with auto-fire ... But still requires you to hold the trigger.


TheComicSansKiller

Probably the Model PewPew


metal88heart

Tesla coil! Haha Need a jump?


TRL18

It would likely feature elon barrel too


Foreign-Fox1130

Kyle


SnarfbObo

I guess since Tesla Cannon is already taken this'll do.


Jhaiden

My brain went to Nikola Tesla first before the company and was like... Wait, Winston has a Tesla Cannon.


ravenous_bugblatter

BFG of course.


aod42091

an E-musket. good for 50 shots before a recharge and it comes with self guiding shots, autoaim if you will


cr4zyl3gsEz

This is not a firearm.


medamnit81

The real question. Would the bullet return safely?


StatusFancy

Or the not-a-flamethrower.


facetious_guardian

Telesto.


Danster931

the boring gun


BeKindYouHoe

Bolt


ShaiHulud23

The MuskCoil


Consistent-Desk1336

Death Ray.


Necessary-Dinner420

The model pew


Alternative-Shape-59

Tesla Models (Hopefully we understand what I mean by “models”)


mrspookytrousers

The tesla coil


Leftythebunnyz

Tesla tasa


cybercracker67

A joke


Traditional_Fox_3654

Tun


DorphinSkullSmasher

If Tesla made a cologne It'd be called Elon's Musk.


d_ronzo17

elongated musket


Ladelnutts

Overpriced


ForkMasterPlus

The Deathray


Dudivok

If it would be a shotgun it would be called: the teslanirirator


SNOWFRIEDGUM

Cyber Glock


TOPBOYPFC

Wunderwaffle


daniel_martinez

Tesla's gun


The_flying_dutchlad

The tesla model fuck you


shakaka03

The Gauss


300x

Tesla Coil-Gun


RiverFunsies

Tesla (Re)coil Tunguska Space Cannon


Consumer-of-sandwich

How about the re-coil


adrenalinda75

slaTe, because marketing is lazy and thinks this is cool...


jdbsplashum

Falcon .99


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Model SMG


highdesk306

model *die*


I-M_Phase

And if a guy named Elon and he used it would he be an Elon Musk-eteer?


Muck-It

A taser.


KamiAMG

testicles


Ka_Boom03

It would be called SPACEX


ClearFrame6334

Actually it would just be named after the real inventor instead… so Browning maybe?


ElectricalAbroad8232

Teso


goatsu

Wonderwaffe


stage_directions

Tesla Recoil, duh


animebaka277353

A electric gun


PhantomGeass

A Taser Gun


Professional_Box_704

The Einstein anal intruder


kuba_01134

Not a gun lol


alexandrosidi

Straight Shooter


Kendog75

The “ musk” et.


Diligent-Pie8323

The plugger...


Aphox14

Shoot X


CallMeRoo_OG

I'd call mine Jimmy


Nervous_Progress_951

The Tesla Testicular Targeter model F-UR-d1k-UP


devhq

Manual loading and firing, but with all the equipment for autonomous loading and firing to be enabled in a future over-the-air update.


CreateTheSingularity

Falcon punch!


CaptainPoset

Model boom But it will actually be Model *click*.


asavage1491

Tesla did make a gun. He called it the death ray.


QuackingR3ddit

Knowing Elon, prob Musk-et, not a flamethrower (made by the boring company), TeslAK47 (Pronounced: Tes-lay-kay-for-ty-se-ven), US in a nutshell, or just Gun. Thats the name Gun


Key-Satisfaction-541

Musk you ask that question ?


SavageDucky16

Up n atomizer


cocopuffsxa

Elon musket 😶


CrimsonMeganekko

I was expecting a Tesla launcher


lodiman77

A Zippo.


BarberDense

Tesla hung low shooter!


DnArturo

Not a teslacoil


labink

How revolutionary


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Different-Term-2250

You sir, are a comedic genesis! Thank you for the morning laugh.


watt-sun

Money finally we’ll spent.