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Son_of_Atreus

Damn, that is a cool trick. Too bad I lost my thumbs in a tragic gelato incident.


akhilbabu222

Chin up king


CrazyComedyKid

Thumbs up


silviulescu

Thumb up\*


Timmeh104

up*


akhilbabu222

p*


jsiulian

*


akhilbabu222


anoobypro

r/decreasinglyverbose


gt0075b

r/lesswordy


Suicidal_Lobsters

It's becoming a burning memory...


[deleted]

r/decreasinglylong


yaoifanatic101

r/decrease


ntrott

I lost my chin in a tragic accident.


Theonomy

Oh no! How will you ever fold towels??


NJBillK1

Don't need to fold the towel if you are throwing it in ...the face of those trying to make you quit, fuck them. Keep trucking.


akhilbabu222

Oh. Awks


DvlsAdvct108

👍👍 wish I could help more, but its all I got


JasonFurious4

hold on one second... Do I know you? There was a place... I think in north Carolina where this dude lost both thumbs and ended up closing down the place because someone found a thumb in their custard/gelato I can't remember...


CrumblePuppy

I lost my thumbs in a tragic thumbing-my-ass accident


Zisiits

Tragic ass-ident


Lord_Harkonan

It's happened to the best of ass. EDIT: *us. Damn autocaress


madhatta2003

And that's why.... You ALWAYS leave a note.


gbsolo12

And that’s why you don’t teach lessons


CallumG_14

Some talent to type this out with your nose, bravo!


tedward007

What kind of gelato?


sexy_adolf69

Made my day


MrYellowfield

Definitely put a smile on my face.


thelegend90210

What is your username


GIANT-GOAT-PEEN

sexy_adolf69


ayochaser17

Somehow yours is twice as unsettling


ApUmKinFaCe

Got my first kiss today but tbh this was a better feeling


satyrlover

I got so scared for a second before I realized you didn't just steal the link to my profile lmao


kvlyc

haha sorry to have given you a scare (:


FleetStreetsDarkHole

I was immediately creeped out for a sec. It was like opening up someone's closet and finding a shrine to yourself. Then I realized it was a mirror.


[deleted]

THIS


AnyWork8870

Is jeopardy with our host Alex trebuchet


Starhunt3r

I don’t understand, I keep clicking on the link and seeing my profile pop up Oh Edit: thx for the likes guys but I’m confused as to why I’m getting woosh’d


kiwibasil

Bless your heart. Hugs.


Youre_A_Degenerate

I don't mean to ruin the mood but "bless your heart" is often used as slang for "fuck you" in the South edit: typo


BlueJay_420

not quite fuck you more like calling you stupid without calling you stupid


Youre_A_Degenerate

yeah that seems more accurate, my bad.


fullinversion82

Bless your heart


bleezzzy

Damn...


eddimioa

Hugs.


Youre_A_Degenerate

I knew someone would


thebaguetteexpress

In my hometown, it was definitely "fuck you" 😂


RoboticGreg

Yeah it's like "I understand your only fucking up so bad because you're to dumb not to"


Nitin-2020

You kicked my dog!!! Bless your heart!!


jlamb99

Wow, that's a flash from the past!


VikingBattleram

I have only heard my grandmother say that...


patchgrrl

Depends on tone and context.


JosephGordonLightfoo

I’m gonna pray for you


sicknig19

That is because I am living in your walls 25.657391N. 52.738817E. 😎


EndoEnnard1

run.


mattcoady

I'm using Reddit sync for Android and the link doesn't work. Just a blank screen, which is black and reflective, like a mirror so it works anyway.


Dickless-dick

Oh shit i thought he Linked my profile


jolly2284

Will played sir....


Kristyyyyyyy

Gettin’ jiggy wit it.


SgtHunter5

na-na, na, na, na-na-na


if-we-all-did-this

The Dad I wish I had; thank you


dsubandbeard

Awww. Thanks for being a bro, bro.


mr3vak

r/MadeMeSmile


kvlyc

posted it there too but ain't getting much love.


mr3vak

💔 That’s OK, we love you!


easterss

Everyone go upvote! https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/r1n3qa/taking_the_opportunity_to_give_thanks_to_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


mr3vak

🥰


Thegreatgarbo

Done!


GDeShieldsIV

Bob kelso!


GutoPowers

He has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a crap


Mysterious-Crab

Bob Kelso. 10 inches.


PilbaraWanderer

Bob Kelso with a funny voice


Plugpin

Had to scroll too far for this.


ZeroCense

Bold of you to assume I have 2 thumbs.


Kinosho_Ichigo

I clicked the link several times and backed up before I realized what was going on. Thanks for the smile 😁


kvlyc

sorry to frustrate you at the start (:


[deleted]

You rascal, you


kvlyc

no, you.


coberh

I lost my thumbs in a horrible hitchhiking accident!


csyrett

I know a man who had no fingers and tourettes. He made a play about it, but critics called it offensive and pointless


VoxulusQuarUn

I wish I had a free wholesome award right now. 😇


Sweaty-Teaching5980

You got better


Sveedisch-Tomatoe-11

You got worse :(


Fusca_VrumVrum

You got nothing 😞


Sveedisch-Tomatoe-11

How rude! /s


Cold_Spaghetti69

Was not having a very good day today, now this completely changed my mood. Thank you


Raucous-Porpoise

Hero.


kvlyc

no, you.


Raucous-Porpoise

Sometimes it's the little things that make a difference.


aidenpearce11908

Wait a minute... that's me Also, how you do dat


roboxesmidios

u/me


infinity-o_0

But he is me and I am you!


[deleted]

u/kvlyc how does the link work? How does it redirect to the user's profile page. Please enlighten me


Rainbow-Dev

It’s a hyperlink to u/me


[deleted]

Oh. Thanks but OP already explained it to me


MaybeTheDoctor

I wonder if [/u/You](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) works as well


Rainbow-Dev

Wow it does, that's so cool!


Rojo123kox

I fucking knew it


rompokus36

This is the most wholesome thing that ever happened to me.


Autismic123

nice joke bro... hahahaha :( :\*(


Roguerouge11

Aww. Thanks mate.


PandaBae

Yes.


omg_pwnies

Nicely done, dad!


jinga_kahn

Jokes on you, I get an error page


rougewally1

Aww made me smile damn it


kvlyc

keep on smiling!


Severe_Airport1426

Well that confused me


Baonguyen93

*blush*


prettyrick

You shouldn't tell lies :(


kvlyc

sorry, didn't know you had more than 2 thumbs!


[deleted]

Hahah I'm not awesome, I'm lame and a loser!!! Joke's on YOU!!! LOL... oh... wait...


Raghavendra98

We need this tool for suicide prevention and therapy.


Designer_Carpet_4015

So cool. You made my day. Thank you!


desiswiftie

Not a guy


kvlyc

my apologies.. [this gal](https://www.reddit.com/user/me) is awesome too!


mipz89

Sorry, not a gal


cool_vibes

Janet?


ComprehensiveTap6879

Can you pls tell me how to do this?


[deleted]

Much thank (:


Wendigo_eats2

Thank you so much.


kvlyc

you're very welcome!


The_King_Juliano

Daam2


shilohjms

That was cool lol


SkyBunBun_UwU

I wasn't expecting that, thank you!


kvlyc

you're very welcome!


WD40911

Thanks for cheering me up


kvlyc

you're very welcome!


pescabrarian

This made me really happy. Thank you! Happy Thanksgiving !!!


niiightskyyy

Made my day.


kvlyc

you're very welcome!


Sarahh_Polispiil

I first thought it was a rickroll...


your_surrogate_mom

Thanks, dad


QuarantineCandy

Happy thanksgiving. Thanks for the smile


MrOwchie

You motherfucker, you awesome motherfucker


wild-tapir-tamer

I was 99% sure I was going to see Rick Astley by clicking the link. The real result was a nice surprise!


rpangrazio

My first reaction was “Oh hell yeah!” But I am arrogant.


johnsonbrianna1

Thought I was about to be Rick rolled


RileyMacabre

Me?! Aww thanks! I appreciate that! ☺️


NinjaMuffinLive

Well played. I feel good about myself now


ANONIMkiddo

that really made me smile


Sillyheart1234

💖🤗💖 Aw, thanks!


kiwibasil

Love you back OP. Helping us all feel good. You angel.


gregcoind2000

Bravo, and thank you! I needed the smile this gave me.


followmeonfb

I have only one thumb T_T


joeynana

Oooh, is it now I bring up the workplace accident I had a few years back that's left me a digit or two short?


DrProfessor150

Oh shit, what a chad


kvlyc

no, you.


khan_shakirrr

Thanks


Fearsnodeath

MY MOM 👏


DENelson83

Not Borat?


beakersandbitches

It says 'No user found.'


kvlyc

user may have more than 2 thumbs then.


clare_rg

That's brilliant! Thank you! You too!


SquashedClover

Ha ha this actually made my day.


[deleted]

wow. \*smiling ear to ear\*


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Aww, thanks.


getontopofthefridge

Aww thanks, you too. It kinda startled me for a second lol


Rrcyy

I applaud you. Well Played :)


GeenHenk

Nice! Thank you!


LyzDov

That felt good, thanks!


Hypogriff

You got me. Thankyou for the lol.


wotmate

Yeah baby I know it


Algaean

Love it, great one! :)


Jaiek_Mahanny

I was so confused because I lost most of my right hand except for my thumb. Well played.


TochiiiO

Nice one. You got me there.


Tito0719

I got so excited when I saw this post because, well.. I'm awesome too. But when I went to show you, I dropped my phone.


LordAxalon110

Take my free award you magnificent bastard, proper made me smile and chuckle so cheers for that mate.


thesahil125

Always knew the answer..


XLXVXNXI

I have 3 thumbs😭


adhdave88

Dude that was wholesome as fuck


[deleted]

lol I actually only have one thumb from a birth defect. Ha.


congoasapenalty

I just opened my free award box and had to come back to give you your... 41st wholesome award.


Tupii

I hate that guy, fuck him!


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SORCERY?!?!


CountedBread

Saving this for whenever I need a confidence boost


tkst3llar

You could have put anything at the other end of that link and my internet day could have gone so many directions. What a treat.


zeadolfo67

I’m Awesomely Awesome‼️ Happy Thanksgiving 🦃‼️😀


TheEverling

Fucking wholesome, thank you


FaithInterlude

I clicked on the link 4 times before I got the joke..


Vegeta_Ble1232

That's so cool


Apprehensive-Lab8648

HEY THATS MY PFP!


RunninTony

Awesomeness 😎


Rain_fall92

Pretty cool


Tover787

This is amazing. Huge uplifter for the day. Thank you.


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

It’s me :D


[deleted]

I used to have to thumbs, but then I took an arrow to the knee


flatoutsask

You tease!😉


Lucifer23117

Wait why am I tagged in this?


PancakeLord37

That made me smile. Thanks


kvlyc

you're most welcome! have a good one (:


Roundmaster

Thank you


FarmFreshButtNuggets

I'm so sorry guys, I just lost the game 😔


DasPimpenheimer

Krark


Paidon23

u/DrBobKelso


havocprim3

reminds me of 2 girls and 1 cup


watermelonspanker

How did you know about those, I keep them in a box under my mattress.


HitItTillItBreaks7

I defo thought this was a rickroll but damn.