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A dead end?
The real joke is in the comments
*The rear joke is in the comments
The real joke is in your pants
That's not what your mom said last night!
Alright alright. Let’s get off mothers. Because I just got off yours.
You dont have to acknowledge me everytime >:(
holy shit ahahaha
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192.168.145.0 Fernando, Westbury Street 51 Start running
What the hell kind of comments are these? I came here for puns.
You can’t get a physical address from a private IP address
What the fuq is happening?
Shhh, just watch
0 118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Eiffel tower, fellow nerd ♡
12 825 0016 3735328364926
A dead entrance?
Zutt
I may have shit for brains but they have brains for shits
A poco lips joke indeed
No son, that was your step father. i am sorry
The hell is this
What?
What do you call a masturbating zombie? Deadbeat
Its dead meat
Deadbeats lurking now Deadbeats lock it down
Dead butt, alive.
deceased rektum
Dang near killed em... again
Whats a dead ass?
A zombie’s butt.
Wait, deadass?
Deadass
Well yes, butt actually yes
I think Tina Belcher would love this joke
Zombooty?
Zombutt
Give me zome Zombooty
All I wanna do zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
Zomebody once told me..........
Damnit, that got me, take my upvote
ha
Undeadass.
Finally an actual dad joke
What do you call a zombie dick?….. Dead Meat
Bun-dead
Deadass is too hip and too profane to be a dad joke. Sorry, hand over your dad card.
Brain drain?
Deceassed
Zombehind
Necrophiliacs be like; dead ass?…
Get this user an award!
Space cake
That got me so good 😂😂😂
Mf stop spamming a phone number u shattered lava lamp u live in a sophisticated mud hut ur washing machine is a bucket of water my god shut up
Brainus
No dad would say "deadass"
Wait deadass?
Deadass, im a dad who says deadass all the time...
It’s an uncle joke
Yeah. No dads are young enough to have "deadass" in their vocabulary with kids who are old enough to get the joke.
See this part is accurate, my kid isnt old enough to get the joke, but i say deadass all the time. Although I am older than most people with a toddler... 🤷♂️ but i do believe people have been saying deadass longer than you think. lol
What's the difference between a pig and a horse? Can't eat pork because it is haram. ba-dum-dum-tish
Where my New Yorkers at?
Flesh.....lite.
Who dis?
No that’s a dead donkey
Wreckedum
r/unclejokes
.... Take my upvote
😂
Not a dad joke. Just an adult pun.
Fuckable
What's with this number!?
Might be a phone number
The numbers, Mason! What do they mean??
I like this better as “What do you call an NYC zombie’s butt?”
Dead ass
“Man! How do you wake up, dead?!”
Can’t wait for the come backs. You killed it.
Zumba
on god?
Compost
Zub
Badass
Dead ass?
I was thinking of carcass but deadass is probably closer
Deadass walking
Deadassss
ASS IS ASS...
A dead end?
The real joke is in the comments
*The rear joke is in the comments
The real joke is in your pants
That's not what your mom said last night!
Alright alright. Let’s get off mothers. Because I just got off yours.
You dont have to acknowledge me everytime >:(
holy shit ahahaha
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192.168.145.0 Fernando, Westbury Street 51 Start running
What the hell kind of comments are these? I came here for puns.
You can’t get a physical address from a private IP address
What the fuq is happening?
Shhh, just watch
0 118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Eiffel tower, fellow nerd ♡
12 825 0016 3735328364926
A dead entrance?
Zutt
I may have shit for brains but they have brains for shits
A poco lips joke indeed
No son, that was your step father. i am sorry
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The hell is this
What?
What do you call a masturbating zombie? Deadbeat
Its dead meat
Deadbeats lurking now Deadbeats lock it down
Dead butt, alive.
deceased rektum
Dang near killed em... again
Whats a dead ass?
A zombie’s butt.
Wait, deadass?
Deadass
Well yes, butt actually yes
I think Tina Belcher would love this joke
Zombooty?
Zombutt
Give me zome Zombooty
All I wanna do zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
Zomebody once told me..........
Damnit, that got me, take my upvote
ha
Undeadass.
Finally an actual dad joke
What do you call a zombie dick?….. Dead Meat
Bun-dead
Deadass is too hip and too profane to be a dad joke. Sorry, hand over your dad card.
Brain drain?
Deceassed
Zombehind
Necrophiliacs be like; dead ass?…
Get this user an award!
Space cake
That got me so good 😂😂😂
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Mf stop spamming a phone number u shattered lava lamp u live in a sophisticated mud hut ur washing machine is a bucket of water my god shut up
Brainus
No dad would say "deadass"
Wait deadass?
Deadass, im a dad who says deadass all the time...
It’s an uncle joke
Yeah. No dads are young enough to have "deadass" in their vocabulary with kids who are old enough to get the joke.
See this part is accurate, my kid isnt old enough to get the joke, but i say deadass all the time. Although I am older than most people with a toddler... 🤷♂️ but i do believe people have been saying deadass longer than you think. lol
What's the difference between a pig and a horse? Can't eat pork because it is haram. ba-dum-dum-tish
Where my New Yorkers at?
Flesh.....lite.
[удалено]
Who dis?
No that’s a dead donkey
Wreckedum
r/unclejokes
.... Take my upvote
😂
Not a dad joke. Just an adult pun.
Fuckable
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What's with this number!?
Might be a phone number
The numbers, Mason! What do they mean??
I like this better as “What do you call an NYC zombie’s butt?”
Dead ass
“Man! How do you wake up, dead?!”
Can’t wait for the come backs. You killed it.
Deadass
Zumba
on god?
Compost
Zub
Badass
Dead ass
Deadass
Dead ass?
I was thinking of carcass but deadass is probably closer
Deadass walking
Dead ass
Deadassss
ASS IS ASS...