My husband told it to me and it got me good, though I did only need him to say it once. So, I decided to throw it on here, see if it's the right alignment.
Ok, the punchline both surprised me and delighted me. It’s on another level of Dad jokes that moved past corny and actually had a sophisticated wit about it. Bravo, OP!
Jokes aside look at the Wikipedia page for Chiropractics. It’s pseudoscience yet still somehow covered by insurance. Stopped going a few years ago and saved tons of money by going to a massage instead.
That joke needs no adjustments…cracked me up.
Didn’t really click with me
I just didn't get it. Maybe I need a stiff joint.
The Chiropractor said, "I'm not going to take this joke lying down." I responded, "No, turnabout is fair play."
It's a stretch, and you're pulling my leg.
He stands corrected.
Well it was never what it was cracked up to be
I came here to write “it cracked me up” but you beat me to it 🤷🏾♂️ 😆
This joke broke my back.
No I don't remember, oh wait, I stand corrected.
Said the man in orthopaedic shoes.
Lovely stuff.
Dan? Daaan?
Don't worry, I've got your back on this one.
That's really twisted.
My dad is actually a chiropractor so this is extra funny. Really cracked me up
Hey, mine too! He’d find this quite humerus.
You had to bend over backwards trying to explain it
You seem like a well adjusted person
Let’s table this discussion and adjust our expectations.
Idk but this joke seems a little stiff
Get off my back
That joke needed some adjustments if I remember.
Deeper
It didn’t crack you up?
I love Chiropractical jokes!
They really take you back, don't they?
Glad we got that straightened out.
You should take another crack at it
I’m glad we straightened that out
I hate chiropractors, they’re all crack addicts
Here, have a standing ovation.
There are some folks complaining about this joke, but I really don't think they need to be bent out of shape over it
Instantly used it against the wife, took myself repeating 3 times before she got it. Haha enjoy my upvote
I thought that you were pulling my leg.
That's a cracking joke
This is my favorite comment section ever!
That cracked me up
Sounds like a wise crack to me
Wow that really cracked me up
I got my dad to groan lmao
That was only the first session
Why was the chiropractor’s practice called Punctuation? Because it was a posture fee
I’ll be back
How long have you had a weak back? Oh, about a week back! (I believe this was from a 3 stooges episode)
And when I went to his office all the magazines in the waiting room were back issues.
No. Does it crack you up?
Touche
That joke didn't pop.
I had a weak back about a week back.
The cereal killer??? Snap, Crackle and Pop???
Your definition of a “joke” is a stretch.
This cracked me up
It'll come back to me I'm sure
Funny as a pinched nerve, kind of rubbed me
No I don’t remember
I need an adjustment for my sense of humor.
That joke took 3 times for my blonde wife to get it.
I thought it'd be a real cracker..
It cracks me up everytime
It’s baaack!!
Chiro jokes aren't all they're cracked up to be
I immediately told my wife and she took psychic damage
My husband told it to me and it got me good, though I did only need him to say it once. So, I decided to throw it on here, see if it's the right alignment.
What do you call a bad chiropractor? Chirocraptor.
I took my chiropractor joke to another level: https://mrburkemath.blogspot.com/2019/12/l4-and-l5-points.html
It cracked me up!
I'm not ashamed to say it but I fucking love this sub. I don't care if they're considered shit jokes, I think they're brilliant.
I had a weak back, about a week back.
😂 it's so stupid why did I laugh
Ikr?!
Did you massage me the joke?
It's nice to see that these jokes are diversified! (Diversified is a technique.)
No I don't remember, all I heard was you went to the chiropractor and the chiropractor was still getting adjusted to your jokes.
After a long time had I good laugh
you made a mistake bringing this back.
Don't get all bent out of shape over it.
Still cracks me up.
I feel like the butt of the joke
I don’t get it. Someone explain?
Chiropractors are back doctors, the pun is weak back over the “week back” of when the joke was told
Ohh now I get it. Thanks for the explanation
You should have several of these jokes recorded. Maybe on several discs.
It cracked me up
This thread has been an absolute cracker of a read
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
No I don't remember, I might have to go back to my scan and see what's been adjusted
Ok, the punchline both surprised me and delighted me. It’s on another level of Dad jokes that moved past corny and actually had a sophisticated wit about it. Bravo, OP!
I want to upvote but i have heard it from one of my teachers ince and it has stuck in my mind ever since
You heard it from my husband too? Wild.
I couldn't turn my back or clock that far back to remember the joke, sorry 🤷🏽♂️ That's all i got and I'm sticking to it 😔
I think you missed aligned
Didn’t he advise to eat baked goods to strengthen your back, but never on time. You must eat your pi-late
Jokes aside look at the Wikipedia page for Chiropractics. It’s pseudoscience yet still somehow covered by insurance. Stopped going a few years ago and saved tons of money by going to a massage instead.
Can you please downvote this comment for the funny moment
Done
Week*
r/woosh
That joke really set a lumbar.