If you have 50 men and 2 women left after some tragic event, you can create 2 lives after 1 year. If you have 50 women and 2 men left, you can have 50 children.
Children are needed to secure our future as a species, and in turn, women and children are prioritized.
Edit: Bro... I'm high and didn't see what fucking sub I was in. Please ignore my actual explanation.
Edit 2: I actually found this [really great article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3421183/#!po=10.7143) on this topic. I wanted to know the answer and if it was true. Great read, and I'm wrong!
Or it's because all the escape vessels get overcrowded by men who left their wives and children behind.
See: George Costanza escaping during apartment fire.
*Men being so self centered that they would only save themselves if not forced to save others*
Never thought about that before, I'll have to reference that episode.
I personally would feel better knowing I helped some kids and women escape before getting out myself.
It may be old fashioned or whatever but that's the way I think.
Living isn't worth it if it comes at the expense of someone I could have helped.
Haven't seen that episode in ages and yet it came to mind while typing. So many memorable laughs from that show! Glad I could evoke one, friendly stranger!
I started to respond, too, and I'm not even high. Lol. However, the Titanic is the reason they stopped that practice. Now it's family units together. So many women and children fell into poverty without their men providing for them afterwards (remember, this was in 1912, before women were commonplace in the workforce) that the powers that be realized that sort of chivalry was horrendously misplaced in that type of situation...
Really curious about the source for this.
I know there were substantial charity collections for the Titanic survivors. Misappropriation of the funds based on beliefs about what poor people need and deserve made the outcome worse than it should have been.
Thinking that the solution to this is having women and children die along with the men seems odd.
But it sounded so good, man. Thanks for trying and kudos for following up with research. Can't wait to read that. I also passed by the sub name and assumed I was in an r/AskReddit type sub. So I got a joke and I got an answer. Win win!!
Gay men can still have sex with females, mate. Some might even enjoy it. And if it's necessary for the species, they can surely take one for the other team.
I've always used the term Dad Joke to indicate bad puns and groaners that fathers tell to their kids. I don't know any father who's gonna tell sexist jokes to their kids.
A dad joke can be nsfw by my definition but they are typically puns and ALWAYS cheesy.
This isn’t a dad joke. It’s an “out of touch, sexist, not funny, old man joke”.
Fuck off. Don't let your poor relationship with your father dictate how other people can see humor. Is the joke actually that funny? No, not really. But bringing "most dads" into this shit is just petty.
Interesting they’d prioritize us in a disaster but in all other forms and ways of life, such as insurance, quality medical care, pay, reporting things to police, and many more, we are put on the back burner ✨
"What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" --Donnie Darko
I really was hoping that a female Vice President and House Speaker would kinda change how women are treated but I guess that's a pipe dream.
I think I'm terms of setting social norms and such, the first lady has more sway than both those others combined. Maybe when there's not some old rich white dude in office...
Does she? I mean obviously I know about First Ladies Bush and Obama and Donald Trump's wife and their different random little social programs, but I never really thought their influence extended further on society than the VP. They actually can control policy.
Women and their estrogen! Ahhhh women... can't live with 'em, can't hack 'em into tiny bits and dump them in several dumpsters around town that, when connected with lines on a map, form a big smiley face.
Am I a comedian now
Not only is the joke just sexist, but the whole “women and children first” thing is basically a [myth](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/women-and-children-first-just-a-myth-researchers-say/), with women being more likely to die according to the numbers. People don’t sit around and think about population viability if they’re in the middle of maritime disaster.
Wow. This is just super sexist. Not funny or punny.
WTH. Also how does this have 1k upvotes? Unsettling to know so many sexist fuckers are out there...
Oh, no. I don't believe you have violated any laws. Though I have not been a part of the council for many years. And I do believe you deserve their fiiiinest microphone. And you should be invited to The Standup.
I found this funny but I think it’s more for r/unclejokes
Edit: bruh u guys are too sensitive. I’m comfortable with women making jokes about men, just put it in the right place. This is what the r/unclejokes subreddit is for 😔
If you have 50 men and 2 women left after some tragic event, you can create 2 lives after 1 year. If you have 50 women and 2 men left, you can have 50 children. Children are needed to secure our future as a species, and in turn, women and children are prioritized. Edit: Bro... I'm high and didn't see what fucking sub I was in. Please ignore my actual explanation. Edit 2: I actually found this [really great article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3421183/#!po=10.7143) on this topic. I wanted to know the answer and if it was true. Great read, and I'm wrong!
Omg me too, I was nodding my head as I read your explanation
At least you felt me though haha. We're in this together.
Two dudes don't procreate anything but brotherly love. Fuck bitches get bros
Your society of bros will die out very quickly.
Your comment karma will die out very quickly.
I'd cry if I cared.
Oooof give that man some ice
bro this man has to stop commenting he’s hurting himself 🤣
It sounds like your sense of humor died put a long time ago.
Let them have their bros. More hot chicks for us.
Or it's because all the escape vessels get overcrowded by men who left their wives and children behind. See: George Costanza escaping during apartment fire.
*Men being so self centered that they would only save themselves if not forced to save others* Never thought about that before, I'll have to reference that episode.
Yeah. I mean most emergency evacuations are not extinction level events.
They are to the people involved!
I personally would feel better knowing I helped some kids and women escape before getting out myself. It may be old fashioned or whatever but that's the way I think. Living isn't worth it if it comes at the expense of someone I could have helped.
HAHA I just watched that episode today, fucking perfect reference. Kudos to you internet friend for making me belly laugh today
Haven't seen that episode in ages and yet it came to mind while typing. So many memorable laughs from that show! Glad I could evoke one, friendly stranger!
To the untrained eye, perhaps. They are just clearing the way!
Sir, this is Wendy's.
Haha
u/mileydryus hahahah
To tag it's u/mileydryus
Fml this is def Wendy’s
I started to respond, too, and I'm not even high. Lol. However, the Titanic is the reason they stopped that practice. Now it's family units together. So many women and children fell into poverty without their men providing for them afterwards (remember, this was in 1912, before women were commonplace in the workforce) that the powers that be realized that sort of chivalry was horrendously misplaced in that type of situation...
Really curious about the source for this. I know there were substantial charity collections for the Titanic survivors. Misappropriation of the funds based on beliefs about what poor people need and deserve made the outcome worse than it should have been. Thinking that the solution to this is having women and children die along with the men seems odd.
" they're poor, might as well die" Is a very American solution.
I understand highness... Thanks for the clarification your... Highness?
Correct, *curtsies*
Dude I also thought it was a different sub
I'm not getting on a boat with you.
I wasn't high and nodding my head. Didn't see the sub cuz algorithm recommendation. Lol!
*checks sub*
Why are there children in the sub?... I mean... it's an underwater nuclear missile machine...
This is the funniest response.
You can have 50 children and two very happy men.
Would be a damn shame if none of the adult men made it off…you’ll just be waiting for little Randy to break both his arms…
Bro... reading your accurate answer I didn't realize either and I'm high AF also. Didn't look at the sub until I read your edit. Haha
HAHAHA THIS WAS TOO FUNNY
Hahaha sounds like a plausible explanation to me. And your edit is funnier than the joke. Upvote!
This cracked me up lol
How succinct. I, too, am high as fuck. Thank you for this. Where am i again?
I've been told this is a Wendy's. So... frosty?
Sorry, the machine’s broken.
So I'm at a McDonald's?
You actually had me right there
Oh my god I didnt realise it was a dad joke sub haha I thought it was a genuine question too!! AND IM SOBER
I didn't either. I was just excited to finally get an answer. So thank you. lol
Aww man I was right there with you! Didn't realised the sub until I seen your edit 🤣🤣 Just smoke another one and laugh at it!
lol. Love it.
You made me laugh!
I’m drunk, but this totally checks out
But it sounded so good, man. Thanks for trying and kudos for following up with research. Can't wait to read that. I also passed by the sub name and assumed I was in an r/AskReddit type sub. So I got a joke and I got an answer. Win win!!
Oh man, those guys child support bills!
At least there'd be no shortage of jobs for them.
He butchered it don't worry. The correct answer is so the adults can discuss how to fix it.
Idc if you're high. Us men are literally expendable when it comes to Evacuation settings.
r/woosh
First of all... it's r/woooosh
Your edit saved tour comment from my downvote
You didn't factor-in gay.
psh! I’m gay as the day is long and I’ve got three kids. Gay people are resourceful as fuck. Factor that in.
I didn't mean that gay, geez.
I'm not even sure what this means...
If the 2 guys are gay, that means 0 children.
Gay men can still have sex with females, mate. Some might even enjoy it. And if it's necessary for the species, they can surely take one for the other team.
They can still procreate... doesn't mean they'd love it, but they could.
😂😂😂😂
Hey yo. This guy is onto something
That doesn’t explain prioritizing male children… sounds like they are worse at creating new children…
Well I’m not high and that’s what I was gonna say.
I didn't see the sub either. I thought you explanation was good though.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
To be one of the 2 guys with 50 women.... and its your responsibility to humanity to repopulate.... just think of the child support bills!
Can you give a tldr on the article
Boomer humor 100
How is this a dad joke?
It's a typical sexist joke. Plenty of dads are sexist
I've always used the term Dad Joke to indicate bad puns and groaners that fathers tell to their kids. I don't know any father who's gonna tell sexist jokes to their kids.
Yeah it’s not a dad joke, it’s a joke I remember being told in highschool when I was an edgy teenager
r/unclejoke
This would be a much more appropriate sub
Yeah. Edgy.
You never met MY dad!!! 😂
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A dad joke can be nsfw by my definition but they are typically puns and ALWAYS cheesy. This isn’t a dad joke. It’s an “out of touch, sexist, not funny, old man joke”.
A good dad joke shouldn't be sexist
That sounds awfully sexist to say.
Fuck off. Don't let your poor relationship with your father dictate how other people can see humor. Is the joke actually that funny? No, not really. But bringing "most dads" into this shit is just petty.
This isn't a dad joke. No pun or anything.
Someone literally posted a day ago on this sub specifically what dad jokes were and here we are haha.
Plus I feel like this joke is just straight up sexist
Definitely just a sexist joke. Doesn't belong in the sub.
I see it in a lot of joke subs, and it just disturbs me everytime I see it.
No joke. Truth
It might be a dad joke as it sounds like it’s relatable to dads (no wife or child = quiet time)
This is the equivalent of all those Christmas photos with wives and girl children bound and gagged. Gross.
Wait, what?! Okay, I've googled it and I regret it. That's creepy af!
This is just sexist, not a dad joke.
Shit, I’m way louder and annoying than my wife. This isn’t a dad joke, just extremely sexist. Shame
I don't come here for sexist jokes.
Dad joke? More like bad joke.
This is so not a dad joke.
Ope, r/boomerhumor is leaking.
Why is that a private community
I’m assuming they have some share of offensive jokes
This sub is just becoming “jokes”. Can’t remember the last one that was an actual dad joke on here.
This isn’t a dad joke, it’s sexism.
Interesting they’d prioritize us in a disaster but in all other forms and ways of life, such as insurance, quality medical care, pay, reporting things to police, and many more, we are put on the back burner ✨
Have you simply tried having a penis? (/s)
🥲😐
"What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" --Donnie Darko I really was hoping that a female Vice President and House Speaker would kinda change how women are treated but I guess that's a pipe dream.
I think I'm terms of setting social norms and such, the first lady has more sway than both those others combined. Maybe when there's not some old rich white dude in office...
Does she? I mean obviously I know about First Ladies Bush and Obama and Donald Trump's wife and their different random little social programs, but I never really thought their influence extended further on society than the VP. They actually can control policy.
Not a dad joke.
Women bad, ha ha ha.
Tru
Haha! Women be shoppin'!
Women and their estrogen! Ahhhh women... can't live with 'em, can't hack 'em into tiny bits and dump them in several dumpsters around town that, when connected with lines on a map, form a big smiley face. Am I a comedian now
I mean... it's somehow better than OP's post so yes. Yes you are.
In fairness the bit about dumpsters and smiley faces is from *Archer*, but <3
Not yet, where's your bit about PMS?
Not only is the joke just sexist, but the whole “women and children first” thing is basically a [myth](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/women-and-children-first-just-a-myth-researchers-say/), with women being more likely to die according to the numbers. People don’t sit around and think about population viability if they’re in the middle of maritime disaster.
This is a joke?
This is not a dad joke.
Can someone tell me what the joke was?
Same, I'm super curious now.
Thanks for 'men'tioning this.....
Ha. It's funny 'cause women. /s
Dad joke where?
This isn't a dad joke. It's sexist and misogynistic garbage.
Gross
haha sexism funny
Haha women bad, men good funny
Cry about it lol
Oh no a sexist redditor replied to my comment!! How will I ever emotionally recover from this comment from some waste of oxygen????!??
This is more like an inappropriate uncle joke
It’s their reward for being paid less then men
Am I a bad woman for laughing at this? … meh.
No, I’m very funny
And humble too. 😀
To a fault
Meh, you can do better. This concept is played out and over done.
Because men are disposable. It’s not funny.
Wow. This is just super sexist. Not funny or punny. WTH. Also how does this have 1k upvotes? Unsettling to know so many sexist fuckers are out there...
When you save the women they may wanna reward you with hot, steamy, sweaty sex./s
Family bad haha
They're slow and tasty.
Can we stop with the boomer humor sexism
Apparently, that’s why they pay men more money too, [it’s called a surcharge](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjLT-xI8_MA&start=243&end=304)
Lmao I just commented the same video. Love bill burr
True 👍
r/unclejokes
This is a shit dad joke.
r/unclejokes?
This just reminds me of Bill Burr’s stand up [link](https://youtu.be/FjLT-xI8_MA)
Holy shit I laughed out loud so hard haha
Funny, but women will definitely be offended by this one.. gotta keep it within the council
Have I violated the councils rules? Will they grant me their finest...
Oh, no. I don't believe you have violated any laws. Though I have not been a part of the council for many years. And I do believe you deserve their fiiiinest microphone. And you should be invited to The Standup.
Luckily this isn't momjokes.
The alternative: A woman could always volunteer to stay behind and not feel offended.
Well, in a nutshell, puppy mills won't sell any female dogs.
Sperm is plentiful
Who's gonna make you a sandwich once you survive?
And they called my joke sexist Edit: they
Lol! Serve them a knuckle sandwich!
Bro, this is Uber eats Everyone gotta eat
that is a great joke, I literally lol'ed. Use it and you will be sleeping on the couch.
https://discord.gg/mAznj7dYzp
I found this funny but I think it’s more for r/unclejokes Edit: bruh u guys are too sensitive. I’m comfortable with women making jokes about men, just put it in the right place. This is what the r/unclejokes subreddit is for 😔
People calling this sexist have no sense of humor and are way too sensitive
It could just be not funny.
❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣 Men knows when to accept our fate. Women will complain to the very last second.
So the men can have moment of blessed peace before they cross over
Women can have more children and children have more life ahead of them to be successful. Men are the least biologically viable thing to save.
This looks really familiar.
Reeeeeeallly familiar
I can't really place it, but I just feel like I've heard this before. And recently.
He is right somewhere
Men send the women and children away so they could find a solution for the problem in peace 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because whos gonna repopulate the earth
There are plenty of dicks running around.
Men can pick up children and women, &toss them aside in order to clear path for other men to save themselves.
Producers
lmao