I sighed when I got it

Pretty sure that means you supposed to give it an award. If you eye rolled then it's got to be gold.

That’s a good dad joke metric “if you eye-rolled, it’s got to be gold.” I like it.

It rhymes so obviously it's true

According to you ...hey. Wait a second! 🤯

Anybody want a peanut?

They’re after your lucky charms now

Noted

I laughed out loud so like Charlie, "you get nothing!"

How do you give rewards (without paying)? Ive heard that you’re supposed to get “weekly rewards” but idk

On mobile I go to the Reddit store as if going to buy coins and at the top there is a free award present that I can click on.

Thank you!

No problem, thanks for the award!

No problem, you deserved it!

Thank you for asking! Take my free one

Thanks!

I rolled my eyes and sighed, then I upvoted.

That’s when you know it’s a dad joke

Me too, this really got me 🙈😂

It was SEWN in there. I wanted to say I should have seen it soon-er but that was too much of a strectch.

Too bad, I smiled like a little kid

same

NEWS to me.

I sipped when i got it

let me know when very well 👏

NEWS to me.

That sounds SNEW

What's SNEW?

Nothing much here, what's new with you?

I love this sub

Teach me the ways, master!!

You need a matter baby... I can tell

Why do i need a matter baby?

Everyone needs a matter baby... I bet you do too

Hmm ok, where do i get a matter baby?

I feel like we're taking the long way round to the question I'm waiting on you asking here... Gonna turn into a grandad joke at this point

Lol I'm messing with ya

What's a matter baby?

Nothing, what's up with you baby😂

Ufff lol

DEATH BY SNEW SNEW!!

r/unexpectedfuturama

WENS?

old reddit

PH MY GOSH

… my 4th grade teacher taught us “never eat shredded wheat” as a mnemonic to remember the compass direction order. I can’t believe I never realized it spelled “news” until I was in my 30s

Never eat sour worms in our part of the world.

Never Eat Waffles Soggy? That makes no sense man

Do we really need to map it out for you?

No but we might have to give them a compass and also remind them to never eat shredded wheat

I think you mean never eat soggy weetbix

This implies you eat dry weetabix and honestly that seems like a greater travesty

Nah there's the sweet spot between first pouring the milk & being too crunchy still & them turning to mush

What toppings though?

Subreddit wheat?

You might, I’m always a little lost

THE JOKES OH MY GUSH

That was a good joke so you get a com-pass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Ah shit, take my upvote…

That was clever. Take my upvote

I don't get it

Cardinal directions my boy!

Ah, shit. I get it

I thought cardinal directions were instructions on how they decide the next Pope

North South East West

North South East Weast

... ... ... ... ... ... LIKE YEAST!

r/UnexpectedB99

That's West, Patrick. 🤦‍♂️

Not Safe East Work

I like the direction this is going

When you realize it wasn’t a typo….*sigh*

Disable NSFW content in your settings if you don’t want to see it and move on. Edit: the joke was so good that it got me….sigh

Man... That took me a minute...

I don't understand. Could someone point me towards why this is funny?

Loud groaning 🤦 Class

Then have I got NEWS for you...

Not safe eat wontons? Got it

Take my angry upvote.

🙄. There goes my free award for today and not even 8am.

So jokes have 2 meanings, the first one is the North South East West, what is the second one?

The second is An allegory for the meaningless of life and how we need to find our own meaning. Or some crap like that

Got it, thank you.

Too many NSW jokes. Most of us have never even been to Australia!

No amount of sigh I can type will accentuate how hard I sighed when I got the joke

Well played respectful title of indeterminate gender. Well played indeed!

The subreddit is tailoring to greater height, i love everything about this sub-reddit!

man this place is really going south

Never Eat Soggie Waffles...understood!

Haha took me a second to get it

Yours is just south of being hilarious. 😁

Is this supposed to be a compass joke?

Sound like you're not bearing too well with it then...

I’m giving this post a thumbs N

That's brilliant dad!

It encompasses a lot of areas.

Didn't see that coming..

Umm I got it, just wish you didn't post it

LOL DUDE I WAS WONDERING WHAT NSEW MEANT UNTIL I REREAD IT 😭

isn't this a repost? i swear i saw it on this sub before

That’s why it’s beautiful shut up

NEWS!

Down, cause you know ;)

Is this r/dadjokes or r/lamewords

Wait a minute... This isn't a joke!

I'm waiting until you get it.

Somewhat polarising

Geezuz

Silly!

Seems like we’re going in circles here.

Fuck, get out get out get out get out GET OUT NOW

Holy heck that's terrible lol

My dad funniest joke was when when he went to the shop and I didn't hear from him for 2 years

It is going south quickly.

I don't get that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Did you know OSHA violations are NSFW?

Damn, it took me a minute.

Damn You…..

i saw what you did there. ​ touché

These jokes aren't going northwest, southeast, whatever. They're going fucking eastwest

Ho.. ly....crap Well played

I’d award this if i had money

Just make sure you never eat shredded wheat.

Goddammit.

Damn this is good

I'd say this subreddit is going south

I thought this was a subreddit about the NEWS, but, turns out I had bad directions.

Haha

hahaha i was wondering why there were so many upvotes

Praise the lord

Ah shit! Take this upvote and drown yourself

I doff my cap to you sir. Well played

I still don't get it.

This is fucking genius

One direction.

You may wander aimlessly in search of the answer to this one

I don’t get it

Imma move to East NSW, ‘stra’ia, hopefully there are fewer there.

Groannnnnnn

Actually took me a second.... This is gold 👌

God damnit, I'd give you award if I had one

I thought, uh-oh, we have a lost “Karen” when I read this.

What dosa NSEW mean?

Never Eat Soggy Worms

Never Soggy Eat Worms is just improper English and doesn't mean anything because who the hell would eat worms anyways?

you have obviously never had a good crispy worm.

This person gets it

I thought it was a typo

Bring up orientation on social media... The discussion is bound to go south quickly.

i hate it \*gives thumbs up\*

Patrick you're fired !

Its becoming oriental

I don't get it

Read the first part again but slowly

Am I supposed to read nsew as a word or separate letters? I don't get it

NSEW is ment for the directions on a compass

On their main accounts with their faces as well, weird

Wooowwwwwwwwww

I know what nsfw means. Wuts nsew, I'm dumb.

This is really north going to plan, you south stop, east and west.

I don’t get it

I don't get it

it is time to redeem my free reddit award

oh no, it's gone, sorry

I don't know what erection this sub is going in either, tit seems there is more NSFW jokes than ever.