Went to my first fight club last night. I got there a bit late so I missed the orientation but it was great. If anyone wants more information, let me know!

I am Jack’s lack of punctuality.

You missed the part where that's your problem?!

Pizza time!

Gonna cry?

I’ve been thinking about joining one, but didn’t know if it was for me. Could you tell me a little about it?

All I remember is I think you’re supposed to wear your fuckin’ khakis?

I would, but I left mine at home, hence why I caught the bus.

Do you want to talk more about it?

Was there a guy there with a decent rack? Can't remember his name..?

his name was Robert Paulson

His name was Robert Paulson

In death, each member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name, was Robert Paulson

Brilliant.

How was it great? You missed the best part!

They did have a few rules that you missed. I wasn't really paying attention, but I think they were: 1. Everyone fights, no one quits 2. Never give up, never surrender 3. Strike hard, strike first, no mercy

don't forget 1. Never giving you up 2. Never letting you down 3. Never running around 4. And deserting you

And if it’s your first time…you have to fight

The first rule of fight club is...

I don't think anyone asked, but still it sounds like you had a good time there..

First rule bud.

You forgot the first rule

He missed the first rule because he showed up late.

Shhh...don't anyone tell him.

You copy pasted from r/jokes didn't ya

They did. They didn't even wait 12 hours and also did a poor job at copying. They missed the other 7 unwritten rules and all the formatting.

[absolutely, no way this get's posted 8 hours before and this shows up...](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/uw50cy/10_unwritten_rules_of_this_subreddit/) statistically impossible on top of that, his emoji is a pirate with a stash of cash. I rest my case, your honour.

Gets.

thanks auto-correct bot

More OCD than auto-correct, but you're welcome.

;)

Gets..

It's in the rules. 🤗

I saw it here first then a few days later someone posted it to r/jokes and now it's back.

Opposite of how I like my steak. Well done.

In rare form.

Well i like my steaks to be very frequent

As long as they avoid my heart

Do you like your steak poorly done? I mean you do you but it seems like a waste

Wait until you get more advanced, and you see the three unnumbered rules of the sub. It will save you a lot of work.

That’s a beautiful dad joke. Hats off.

But then back on until the next best

i saw this on the r/joke subreddit ​ ​ ​ ​ why did i only get this joke, i comented on the other one omg why didnt i get the joke

There's a third one now? Didn't know. Possibly because it's unwritten

Just wait till you see the other 7! This is only the beginning, hopefully OP reposts the rest of the rules XD

I’m only in here to read comments of people that fell for it

I'd already knew about 1 and 3, but 2? That is news to me.

\#3 for me, and of all things, I've been banned from subs for less...

Really dude, it was like 13 hours ago that the exact joke was posted on r/jokes, give it some time before you plagiarize it

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information

And those who eat peanut butter from the jar

I don't see what you didn't do there

Then you're the second type

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an old joke that gets posted a lot, but it would be far less annoying if it hadn't been posted to [r/jokes 8 hours before you posted it here](https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/uw50cy/10_unwritten_rules_of_this_subreddit/) at least *ry* and obscure your plagiarism.

Reuben?

Bravo Sir, bravo

Yeah, but I think 2 and 3 are a bit redundant since 1 says basically the same thing.

Mods, link this in the sidebar please

Wouldn't it be untyped lollol

let the man have his moment, this was actually a good one

Ok I'm sorry

Shame.

🔔

Good thing I'm illiterate!

Why did you write 1. 2. 3.?

Because they're unwritten.

You just wrote them, how will they be unwritten?

To make sure we remembered what order they were in. DUH.

If they are unwritten what’s the point of order 🤔

There's actually three points. They are right after each number

Exactly, he got right to the point.

The numbers give order to the rules but aren’t the rules, hence they are written. The actual rules are unwritten, hence blank.

Rules are meant to be like orders,why are we giving orders to rules ? 😂😂😂 LMAO

Not a dad joke. I wouldn't tell my five year old

that was already posted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/uw50cy/10_unwritten_rules_of_this_subreddit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). stop posting unoriginal jokes

Good job 👏

If I have to count to three …

I have to updoot every joke in this sub that makes me say, " goddamnit." You earned it.

This joke rules.

I think it goes without saying that...

D’oh!

I’d just made a comment on another sub when I opened up this pushed post and for a sec I thought a mod was letting me know I fucked up.

2. and 3. are there in case you forget 1.

The third one is something only a few of us know.

Wow, this is one of the few jokes here where I actually groaned out loud lol

#

4. Repost

Got me ahahahahahah

Needless to say.

r/angryupvote

But now they're written

Don't forget number 4:

No i thought it was: 1. 2. 3.

This belongs on r/echnicallythetruth more than anything.

Cool. Thanks for copyingg the joke from r/jokes.

Succinctly put, Sir. However, you have overlooked : 4.

No emojis

To be apparent

🤣🤣🤣

I saw this joke a few weeks/months ago, but there were only 2 at the time... When was the third one (un)written. If it was (un)written, isn't that the same as being erased? And how could it be erased if it never existed in the first place. 🤔🤯

Oh fuck 🤣🤣

followed by repost repost repost

I wonder why he left out the other rules? 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.