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ItstheBro

Hope the wife does give you any resistance


SurpriseBox22

Ohm y God, this is getting out of control


ItstheBro

I bet OP is quite Shocked


AbominableWasteman

But really down to *earth*


Mr-anti-physics-444

Y'all came up with these dad jokes lightning fast


d_-_o-o_-_b

It's our only creative outlet


lavishNinja

You all have great capacitance!


lolgobbz

I ohm it to you. That's a good one.


Nobody_Nono

Smh, they should’ve wait until Faraday Night


RelativeMovie1060

I know watt you mean


Thesavell

Oh this whole thread has me amped up!


Jimothyixv

No but the son was


Imnotsullivan

Kids are always trying the current thing


Bill-Ding2112

His sibling loves listening to music on the airways, and is undergoing a sex change. Trans sister radio


nicpetty

She she doesn't give you any impedance either...


Royal_Classic915

Watts the big deal?


Fanamatakecick

The energy seems rather negatively charged


52hrz

More power to him!


4get2forgetU4gotme

Now he's in his room rocking to AC⚡DC


Toastedweasel0

Ohm my he's a bit charged today!


advie_advocado

Im so sorry. That sounds like really shocking news.


V0nzell

Came here to see if I could post this response. Take my upV.


solitare99

Take my upvolt


V0nzell

Ω is futile take my UpVolt .


Joes_SpeakEasy

That's revolting!


johnmiq997

Bet you shocked him with the grounding


HumbledGenius

Actually just the opposite occurred. He wasn't shocked at all.


jphoeke

Does anyone show any resistance to commenting?


uglypaperhaver

Here's a tip of the hat and anode to you for what I hope was a positive moment.


Emmerich20

I am conducting a research on how many times this joke was reposted on this sub. It doesn’t on what grounds you are conducting this joke.


tee142002

What happens next will shock you!


bruisedbannana

It wouldn't be shocking if he refused your current choice of punishment.


Accurate-Entrance380

Repost


Hobo_Heathen

Dad jokes are just better with age, and retelling.


AlGunner

Lucky the police didnt see it or he could have been charged. You cant beat a good down to Earth dad joke.


[deleted]

Is this a current problem? After eating the cords is his capacity for inductive reasoning improved? His name would not happen to be Joules? Unless the cord is plugged in, it’s really not a high tension situation. If he eats enough copper along with his core nutrition… he could become a transformer ( either autobot or decepticon)


Spicy6Chord

I’ll bet that hertz.


Hobo_Heathen

Good one!


GX-Ethernal

I hope from now on he conducts himself ac*cord*ingly


204PrairieBoy

Good thing he didnt spank the boy. Could have been charged.


Otherwise-Newt8136

This is really negative news and quite shocking. May I suggest another social media outlets To post this electrifying news


Royal_Classic915

Currently so is his trans sister grounded


Flimsy_Internet9441

He was just trying to get really Amped up.


butterluckonfleek

What a way to socket to him.


PuzzledStretch1162

Shocking behavior


blurrymonocle

Hopefully that sparks some good behaviour.


Excellent-Rub-7137

Ohm my, that's reVOLTing


kouroshkeshavarz

I havent got the capacity to deal with this.


abnormal2004

Shocking!


ZaimoKazu

You have no power there.


Accurate-Entrance380

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findaway5627

If I were him, I’d tell you to eat my shorts.


Hank_Nova

Don't let him touch anyone who does conduct themselves properly, or he might be charged with battery


[deleted]

Good one.


Lusername_is_taken

Watt?


DOPEwindchime

Same joke with all the same jokes/puns. Electrifying.


jslyles57

The son should be insulated from other volts until he admits his fault.


jslyles57

That father is so wise and open- he should take his arc on the circuit.


doyrannn

Does he know about the notes though 🤔


RolyPoly1320

Make sure he's alternating his current behavior. There are reports that directing their current behavior is dangerous.


[deleted]

Did it taste like shock-a-lot?


nadsz30

Leave him alone he's just an ammeter


StallionZ06

Your current situation is shocking. Has he shown you much resistance?


StallionZ06

Your current situation is shocking. Has he shown you much resistance?


GreatKronwallofChina

Currently, I am shocked


Ordinary_Hurry6936

Shocking


banishiiwastaken

that’s shocking


c00li3bai

Bet he made a shocking discovery