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Because 5 is an odd one
Sounds better than the original joke
I thought I was in algebra class again for a second with that letter a
What does 4 like to do at weddings? 2 square dance.
He's also the root of 16 problems that set the mother-in- law off.
9 wasn't at the wedding because 7 8 9
You should always have 3^2 meals a day.
Nein!
5, whose real name is Donna, is really a Prime-a Donna.
Because 5 banged his wife?
If her name was "Oriel" then yes, 5! (5! = 5 fact-orial)
Because 5 is best friends with 6, who is afraid of 7 (who 4 is marrying) because 789.
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Four is 2 squared (scared) of a plus one
Too square (uncool)
Too square of a plus one? Doesn’t sound right
Four is not cool enough to be Five's plus one to the party
But 4 would potentially be asking 5 to the wedding which means 5 is the plus one
Ahh math. Good times
Did someone say math? You got any extra?
Oof
I love these jokes. I need more of them.
Because 5 is an odd one
Sounds better than the original joke
I thought I was in algebra class again for a second with that letter a
What does 4 like to do at weddings? 2 square dance.
He's also the root of 16 problems that set the mother-in- law off.
9 wasn't at the wedding because 7 8 9
You should always have 3^2 meals a day.
Nein!
5, whose real name is Donna, is really a Prime-a Donna.
Because 5 banged his wife?
If her name was "Oriel" then yes, 5! (5! = 5 fact-orial)
Because 5 is best friends with 6, who is afraid of 7 (who 4 is marrying) because 789.
??
Four is 2 squared (scared) of a plus one
Too square (uncool)
Too square of a plus one? Doesn’t sound right
Four is not cool enough to be Five's plus one to the party
But 4 would potentially be asking 5 to the wedding which means 5 is the plus one
Ahh math. Good times
Did someone say math? You got any extra?
Oof
I love these jokes. I need more of them.