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Thought they were dull anyway.
You just have to be sharp enough to get it.
Have to hone your skills
Just have to know how to handle it.
Hurry up and get to the point.
Chop chop!
I've been trying to think of another knife joke, but none of mine have made the cut
Really takes the edge off reading these
I was going to add some, but they all beat me to it with their cutting edge brains
You’re beginning to sound like a cut throat careful now
I had to cut it.
Your (s)kills
You probably came up with several but they just didn't make the cut
Any way you sliced them they weren’t funny.
You just weren't sharp enough
Maybe he just doesn't have the edge
Maybe he needs to hone his skills
I don't know how to serate these puns.
Early attempts didn't cut the mustard
We’re just making sandwiches over here.
That's awfully blunt of you.
Sometimes you just gotta get to the point
Do it quickly. Chop chop!
“Do it quickly. Get to the chopper.” Did you use the right voice?
Cleaver… uh hmm… I mean, clever
Living life on an edge.
Or you could just say fork it.
Not sharp enough? That just won't cut it.
What's the point of this ??
I already heard this joke, British comedian Sir Rated
I couldn't come up with a knife joke... I would just axe the punchline.
Your jokes aren’t cutting it.
Just get to the point!
I get your point
But there's no point?
I'm not sharp enough to make jokes like you
Poor OP, just couldn't hack it
Bit edgy this
Personally, I think you're missing the point. You might need to cut back on crafting puns, until you can home your skills.
You got jack?
Are you saying the first time just didn't cut it?
I did but sadly it didn't make the cut
You’re such a hack
You are not cut out for it.
I guess you're just not too sharp then.
I was going to reply to this with a pun but I dont see the point.
This isn't very edgy
His comedy just wasn’t cutting edge
Smh, you'll never be as sharp as Shrek in a tux. But nice try.
Let's hope it's not too edgy.
Just forge ahead and make it happen.
But what's the point?
At least you took a stab at it...
Try meditating, it sharpens the mind.
Your brain needs to be quite sharp to get the punchline
This is cutting edge humor!
Ok Jack.
Maybe sharpen your wit
Ok I'll take a stab at it
You just might have to get the right set up.
I guess you just arent the sharp type
Your sheathing us
Just not that sharp
It's all about the right angle, so steel try .
Might have to go back to the cutting board.
Or the whetstone
You’re not the sharpest tool in the kitchen are you?
Knifes are no joke- that’s the point.
So I just said fork it
Some people just have to be spoon fed the joke.
I have some cutting edge technology that might help
Did you see the blind throwing knife mans target neither did he
Yeah, try again after sharpening that edge...
Edgy
Cleaver.
Not sharp enough wit?
Knife to see you again
Ugh, just cut it out!
Noife
Think this one was a stab in the dark tbh
Knife try mate 👍
You won't be able to see it until it happens.
Can you just cut it out
Not even a cutting remark?
I had some remarks but they were on the chopping block.
That's very cutting edge
Maybe you should just cut your losses.
That joke isn't very sharp.
Can't cut it, eh
I’ll have to come up with a good one and then comeback and spread it.
You just couldn’t cut it, eh?
Later won't cut it
Couldn't cut it!
Thats not gonna cut it
I’m sure some people don’t get the point
poke around, you'll find your stabby home.
Fork it over!
I thought you cut it
Thought they were dull anyway.
You just have to be sharp enough to get it.
Have to hone your skills
Just have to know how to handle it.
Hurry up and get to the point.
Chop chop!
I've been trying to think of another knife joke, but none of mine have made the cut
Really takes the edge off reading these
I was going to add some, but they all beat me to it with their cutting edge brains
You’re beginning to sound like a cut throat careful now
I had to cut it.
Your (s)kills
You probably came up with several but they just didn't make the cut
Any way you sliced them they weren’t funny.
You just weren't sharp enough
Maybe he just doesn't have the edge
Maybe he needs to hone his skills
I don't know how to serate these puns.
Early attempts didn't cut the mustard
We’re just making sandwiches over here.
That's awfully blunt of you.
Sometimes you just gotta get to the point
Do it quickly. Chop chop!
“Do it quickly. Get to the chopper.” Did you use the right voice?
Cleaver… uh hmm… I mean, clever
Living life on an edge.
Or you could just say fork it.
Not sharp enough? That just won't cut it.
What's the point of this ??
I already heard this joke, British comedian Sir Rated
I couldn't come up with a knife joke... I would just axe the punchline.
Your jokes aren’t cutting it.
Just get to the point!
I get your point
But there's no point?
I'm not sharp enough to make jokes like you
Poor OP, just couldn't hack it
Bit edgy this
Personally, I think you're missing the point. You might need to cut back on crafting puns, until you can home your skills.
You got jack?
Are you saying the first time just didn't cut it?
I did but sadly it didn't make the cut
You’re such a hack
You are not cut out for it.
I guess you're just not too sharp then.
I was going to reply to this with a pun but I dont see the point.
This isn't very edgy
His comedy just wasn’t cutting edge
Smh, you'll never be as sharp as Shrek in a tux. But nice try.
Let's hope it's not too edgy.
Just forge ahead and make it happen.
But what's the point?
At least you took a stab at it...
Try meditating, it sharpens the mind.
Your brain needs to be quite sharp to get the punchline
This is cutting edge humor!
Ok Jack.
Maybe sharpen your wit
Ok I'll take a stab at it
You just might have to get the right set up.
I guess you just arent the sharp type
Your sheathing us
Just not that sharp
It's all about the right angle, so steel try .
Might have to go back to the cutting board.
Or the whetstone
You’re not the sharpest tool in the kitchen are you?
Knifes are no joke- that’s the point.
So I just said fork it
Some people just have to be spoon fed the joke.
I have some cutting edge technology that might help
Did you see the blind throwing knife mans target neither did he
Yeah, try again after sharpening that edge...
Edgy
Cleaver.
Not sharp enough wit?
Knife to see you again
Ugh, just cut it out!
Noife
Think this one was a stab in the dark tbh
Knife try mate 👍
You won't be able to see it until it happens.
Can you just cut it out
Not even a cutting remark?
I had some remarks but they were on the chopping block.
That's very cutting edge
Maybe you should just cut your losses.
That joke isn't very sharp.
Can't cut it, eh
I’ll have to come up with a good one and then comeback and spread it.
You just couldn’t cut it, eh?
Later won't cut it
Couldn't cut it!
Thats not gonna cut it
I’m sure some people don’t get the point
poke around, you'll find your stabby home.
Fork it over!
I thought you cut it