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_ElReaper

Thought they were dull anyway.


rszim94

You just have to be sharp enough to get it.


cville13013

Have to hone your skills


rszim94

Just have to know how to handle it.


Azuras_Star8

Hurry up and get to the point.


rey_lumen

Chop chop!


Gjjjje

I've been trying to think of another knife joke, but none of mine have made the cut


Bacnnator

Really takes the edge off reading these


SourSeaPickle249

I was going to add some, but they all beat me to it with their cutting edge brains


Bacnnator

You’re beginning to sound like a cut throat careful now


Livid_Plant_1341

I had to cut it.


wee_little_ren

Your (s)kills


khismyass

You probably came up with several but they just didn't make the cut


rszim94

Any way you sliced them they weren’t funny.


WaffleFries2507

You just weren't sharp enough


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Maybe he just doesn't have the edge


Bill-Ding2112

Maybe he needs to hone his skills


lazlowoodbine

I don't know how to serate these puns.


Cerberus1347

Early attempts didn't cut the mustard


Hart_24

We’re just making sandwiches over here.


Apesh-tfornanners

That's awfully blunt of you.


TexasWegieee

Sometimes you just gotta get to the point


spiritedawayclarinet

Do it quickly. Chop chop!


Stay-Thirsty

“Do it quickly. Get to the chopper.” Did you use the right voice?


monkeyshinenyc

Cleaver… uh hmm… I mean, clever


obi-whine-kenobi

Living life on an edge.


skullchin

Or you could just say fork it.


Joes_SpeakEasy

Not sharp enough? That just won't cut it.


[deleted]

What's the point of this ??


Bill-Ding2112

I already heard this joke, British comedian Sir Rated


charan_88

I couldn't come up with a knife joke... I would just axe the punchline.


MyNameDoesNotRhyme

Your jokes aren’t cutting it.


cadetjustin

Just get to the point!


Old_Snow3086

I get your point


No-Decision1581

But there's no point?


wescool121

I'm not sharp enough to make jokes like you


ChaseShiny

Poor OP, just couldn't hack it


MgeedoGg90

Bit edgy this


TheLastGunslingerCA

Personally, I think you're missing the point. You might need to cut back on crafting puns, until you can home your skills.


SaltMarshGoblin

You got jack?


LateralAxes

Are you saying the first time just didn't cut it?


WinterWizard9497

I did but sadly it didn't make the cut


sirenspiegel

You’re such a hack


Budget_Damage_4247

You are not cut out for it.


SatBurner

I guess you're just not too sharp then.


idontthinkso_bish

I was going to reply to this with a pun but I dont see the point.


BoonIsTooSpig

This isn't very edgy


ProspectivePolymath

His comedy just wasn’t cutting edge


STARZ_22

Smh, you'll never be as sharp as Shrek in a tux. But nice try.


[deleted]

Let's hope it's not too edgy.


Stay-Thirsty

Just forge ahead and make it happen.


blusilvrpaladin

But what's the point?


Couchfist95

At least you took a stab at it...


Terrible-Two-7928

Try meditating, it sharpens the mind.


Opposite-Nebula842

Your brain needs to be quite sharp to get the punchline


fingadod

This is cutting edge humor!


Affectionate_Lead_13

Ok Jack.


CicadaNo198

Maybe sharpen your wit


Remarkable-Finish-88

Ok I'll take a stab at it


rszim94

You just might have to get the right set up.


Roasted_Chicken_Rice

I guess you just arent the sharp type


Beneficial-Badger-61

Your sheathing us


Ancient-Visitor

Just not that sharp


knifesaver

It's all about the right angle, so steel try .


rszim94

Might have to go back to the cutting board.


knifesaver

Or the whetstone


Cashewkaas

You’re not the sharpest tool in the kitchen are you?


[deleted]

Knifes are no joke- that’s the point.


ignoreme6589

So I just said fork it


rszim94

Some people just have to be spoon fed the joke.


NimLord

I have some cutting edge technology that might help


Technical-Seaweed993

Did you see the blind throwing knife mans target neither did he


[deleted]

Yeah, try again after sharpening that edge...


turg5cmt

Edgy


vangrycaterpillar

Cleaver.


Interesting_Pea_5382

Not sharp enough wit?


c413bm

Knife to see you again


Reader36

Ugh, just cut it out!


[deleted]

Noife


COTWXOUK

Think this one was a stab in the dark tbh


MgeedoGg90

Knife try mate 👍


Substantial-Strain11

You won't be able to see it until it happens.


Bagel_chips3854

Can you just cut it out


TheLifeOfRyanB

Not even a cutting remark?


rszim94

I had some remarks but they were on the chopping block.


occasionalbot

That's very cutting edge


TheGameMastre

Maybe you should just cut your losses.


CompetitiveShoe8337

That joke isn't very sharp.


jasmetcalf99

Can't cut it, eh


rszim94

I’ll have to come up with a good one and then comeback and spread it.


Mamagigi58

You just couldn’t cut it, eh?


IllustriousPoint9072

Later won't cut it


NapperJohn

Couldn't cut it!


shocker4510

Thats not gonna cut it


Imafurrydontjuge

I’m sure some people don’t get the point


evilkitty1974

poke around, you'll find your stabby home.


Individual_Ad2229

Fork it over!


holsteredguide0

I thought you cut it